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THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 


I  could  feel  the  sting  of  the  powder  smoke  on  my  up-thrust  wrist 


The  Man 
Who  Couldn't  Sleep 

By  ARTHUR  STRINGER 

AUTHOR  OF 

"The  Prairie  Wife,"  Etc. 


With  Frontispiece 
By  FRANK  SNAPP 


J 


A.  L.  BURT  COMPANY 
Publishers  New  York 

Published  by  arrangement  with  Bobbs  Merrill  Company 


Copyright  1919 
The  Bobbs-Merrill  Company 


Vs 

T2k5Ylb 

Printed  in  the  United  States  of  America 


To  Harvey,  of  the  dome-like  pate, 
The  dreamy  eye,  the  Celtic  wit 

And  kindly  heart,  I  dedicate 

This  blithe  romance  conceived  and  writ 

By  one  of  that  triumvirate 

Who  knew  Defeat,  yet  conquered  it. 


CONTENTS 


CHAPTER 

I  Running  Out  of  Pay-Dirt 

II  The  Ox-Blood  Vase 

III  The  Stolen  Wheel-Code 

IV  The  Open  Door 

V  The  Man  from  Medicine  Hat 

VI  The  Irreproachable  Butler 

VII  The  Panama  Gold  Chests 

VIII  The  Dummy-Chucker 

IX  A  Rialto  Rain-Storm  i     . 

X  The  Thumb-Tap  Clue      . 

XI  The  Nile-Green  Roadster 


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The  Man  Who  Couldn't  Sleep 

CHAPTER  I 

RUNNING  OUT  OF  PAY-DIRT 

'THO  begin  with,  I  am  a  Canadian  by  birth,  and 
■■■  thirty-three  years  old.  For  nine  of  those  years 
I  have  lived  in  New  York.  And  by  my  friends  in  that 
city  I  am  regarded  as  a  successful  author. 

There  was  a  time  when  I  even  regarded  myself  in 
much  the  same  light.  But  that  period  is  past.  I 
now  have  to  face  the  fact  that  I  am  a  failure.  For 
when  a  man  is  no  longer  able  to  write  he  naturally 
can  no  longer  be  reckoned  as  an  author. 

I  have  made  the  name  of  Witter  Kerfoot  too  well 
known,  I  think,  to  explain  that  practically  all  of  my 
stories  have  been  written  about  Alaska,  Just  why  I 
resorted  to  that  far-off  country  for  my  settings  is  still 
more  or  less  a  mystery  to  me.  Perhaps  it  was  merely 
because  of  its  far-offness.  Perhaps  it  was  because 
the  editors  remembered  that  I  came  from  the  land  of 
the  beaver  and  sagely  concluded  that  a  Canadian  would 
be  most  at  home  in  writing  about  the  Frozen  North. 
At  any  rate,  when  I  romanced  about  the  Yukon  and 
its  ice-bound  trails  they  bought  my  stories,  and  asked 
for  more. 

And  I  gave  them  more.  I  gave  them  blood-red 
fiction  about  gun-men  and  claim-jumpers  and  Siwash 

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2        THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

queens  and  salmon  fisheries.  I  gave  them  supermen 
of  iron,  fighting  against  cold  and  hunger,  and  snarl- 
ing, always  snarling,  at  their  foes.  I  gave  them  ora- 
torical young  engineers  with  clear-cut  features  and 
sinews  of  steel,  battling  against  the  forces  of  hyper- 
borean evil.  I  gave  them  fist-fights  that  caused 
my  books  to  be  discreetly  shut  out  of  school-libraries 
3ret  brought  in  telegrams  from  motion-picture  direct- 
ors for  first  rights.  I  gave  them  enough  gun-play  to 
shoot  Chilcoot  Pass  into  the  middle  of  the  Pacific, 
and  was  publicly  denominated  as  the  apostle  of  the 
Eye-Socket  School,  and  during  the  three-hundred- 
night  run  of  my  melodrama,  The  Pole  Raiders,  even 
beheld  on  the  Broadway  sign-boards  an  extraordinarily 
stalwart  picture  of  myself  in  a  rakish  Stetson  and  a 
flannel  shirt  very  much  open  at  the  throat,  with  a  cow- 
hide holster  depending  from  my  Herculean  waist-line 
and  a  very  dreadful-looking  six-shooter  protruding 
from  the  open  top  of  that  belted  holster.  My  pub- 
lishers spoke  of  me,  for  business  reasons,  as  the  In- 
terpreter of  the  Great  Northwest.  And  I  exploited 
that  territory  with  the  industry  of  a  badger.  In  my 
own  way,  I  mined  Alaska.  And  it  brought  me  in  a 
very  respectable  amount  of  pay-dirt. 

But  I  knew  nothing  about  Alaska  I  had  never 
even  seen  the  country.  I  "crammed  up"  on  it,  of 
course,  the  same  as  we  used  to  cram  up  for  a  third- 
form  examination  in  Latin  grammar.  I  perused  the 
atlases  and  sent  for  governmental  reports,  and  pored 
over  the  R.  N.  W.  M.  P.  Blue  Books,  and  gleaned  a 
hundred  or  so  French-Canadian  names  for  half-breed 


RUNNING  OUT  OF  FAY-DIRT  3 

villains  from  a  telephone-directory  for  the  city  of 
Montreal.  But  I  knew  no  more  about  Alaska  than 
a  Fiji  Islander  knows  about  the  New  York  Stock  Ex- 
change. And  that  was  why  I  could  romance  so  freely, 
so  magnificently,  about  it! 

I  was  equally  prodigal  of  blood,  I  suppose,  because 
I  had  never  seen  the  real  thing  flow — except  in  the 
case  of  my  little  niece,  when  her  tonsils  had  been  re- 
moved and  a  very  soft-spoken  nurse  had  helped  me 
out  of  the  surgery  and  given  me  a  drink  of  ice- water, 
after  telling  me  it  would  be  best  to  keep  my  head  as 
low  as  possible  until  I  was  feeling  better.  As  for 
firearms,  I  abhorred  them.  I  never  shot  off  an  air- 
rifle  without  first  shutting  my  eyes.  I  never  picked  up 
a  duck-gun  without  a  wince  of  aversion.  So  I  was 
able  to  do  wonderful  things  with  firearms,  on  paper. 
And  with  the  Frozen  Yukon  and  firearms  combined, 
I  was  able  to  work  miracles.  I  gave  a  whole  continent 
goose-flesh,  so  many  times  a  season.  And  the  conti- 
nent seemed  to  enjoy  it,  for  those  airy  essays  in  iron 
and  gore  were  always  paid  for,  and  paid  for  at  higher 
and  higher  rates. 

While  this  was  taking  place,  something  even  more 
important  was  taking  place,  something  which  finally 
brought  me  in  touch  with  Mary  Lockwood  herself. 
It  was  accident  more  than  anything  else,  I  think,  that 
first  launched  me  in  what  is  so  indefinitely  and  often 
so  disparagingly  known  as  society.  Society,  as  a  rule, 
admits  only  the  lions  of  my  calling  across  its  sacred 
portals.  And  even  these  lions,  I  found,  were  accepted 
under  protest  or  the  wing  of  some  commendable  effort 


4       THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

for  charity,  and  having  roared  their  little  hour,  were 
let  pass  quietly  out  to  oblivion  again.  But  I  had  been 
lucky  enough  to  bring  letters  to  the  Peytons  and  to 
the  Gruger-Philmores,  and  these  old  families,  I  will 
be  honest  enough  to  confess,  had  been  foolish  enough 
to  like  me. 

So  from  the  first  I  did  my  best  to  live  up  to 
those  earlier  affiliations.  I  found  myself  passed  on, 
from  one  mysteriously  barricaded  seclusion  to  the 
other.  The  tea-hour  visit  merged  into  the  formal 
dinner,  and  the  formal  dinner  into  the  even  more 
formal  box  at  the  Horse-Show,  and  then  a  call  to 
fill  up  a  niche  at  the  Metropolitan  on  a  Caruso-night, 
or  a  vacancy  for  an  Assembly  Dance  at  Sherry's,  or  a 
week  at  Tuxedo,  in  winter,  when  the  skating  was 
good. 

I  worked  hard  to  keep  up  my  end  of  the  game.  But 
I  was  an  impostor,  of  course,  all  along  the  line.  I 
soon  saw  that  I  had  to  prove  more  than  acceptable;  I 
had  also  to  prove  dependable.  That  I  was  a  writer 
meant  nothing  whatever  to  those  people.  They  had 
scant  patience  with  the  long-haired  genius  type.  That 
went  down  only  with  musicians.  So  I  soon  learned 
to  keep  my  bangs  clipped,  my  trousers  creased,  and 
my  necktie  inside  my  coat-lapels.  I  also  learned  to 
use  my  wits,  and  how  to  key  my  talk  up  to  dowager 
or  down  to  debutante,  and  how  to  be  passably  amus- 
ing even  before  the  champagne  course  had  arrived. 
I  made  it  a  point  to  remember  engagements  and  an- 
niversaries, and  more  than  once  sent  flowers  and 
Millairds,  which  I  went  hungry  to  pay   for.      Even 


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my  pourboircs  to  butlers  and  footmen  and  maids  stood 
a  matter,  in  those  earlier  days,  for  much  secret  and 
sedulous  consideration. 

But,  as  I  have  said,  I  tried  to  keep  up  my  end.  I 
liked  those  large  and  orderly  houses.  I  liked  the 
quiet-mannered  people  who  lived  in  them.  I  liked 
looking  at  life  with  their  hill-top  unconcern  for  triviali- 
ties. I  grew  rather  contemptuous  of  my  humbler 
fellow-workers  who  haunted  the  neighborhood  theaters 
and  the  red-inkeries  of  Greenwich  Village,  and  orated 
Socialism  and  blank-verse  poems  to  garret  audiences, 
and  wore  window-curtain  cravats  and  celluloid  blink- 
ers with  big  round  lenses,  and  went  in  joyous  and  cara- 
mel-eating groups  to  the  "rush"  seats  at  Rigoletto.  I 
was  accepted,  as  I  have  already  tried  to  explain,  as  an 
impecunious  but  dependable  young  bachelor.  And 
I  suppose  I  could  have  kept  on  at  that  role,  year  after 
year,  until  I  developed  into  a  foppish  and  somewhat 
threadbare  old  beau.  But  about  this  time  I  was  giv- 
ing North  America  its  first  spasms  of  goose-flesh  with 
my  demigod  type  of  Gibsonian  engineer  who  fought 
the  villain  until  his  flannel  shirt  was  in  rags  and  then 
shook  his  fist  in  Nature's  face  when  she  dogged  him 
with  the  Eternal  Cold.  And  there  was  money  in 
writing  for  flat-dwellers  about  that  Eternal  Cold,  and 
about  battling  claw  to  claw  and  fang  to  fang,  and 
about  eye-sockets  without  any  eyes  in  them.  My  in- 
come gathered  like  a  snow-ball.  And  as  it  gathered  I 
began  to  feel  that  I  ought  to  have  an  establishment — 
not  a  back-room  studio  in  Washington  Square,  nor  a 
garret  in  the  Village  of  the  Free-Versers,  nor  a  mere 


6        THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP. 

apartment  in  the  West  Sixties,  nor  even  a  duplex 
overlooking  Central  Park  South.  I  wanted  to  be 
something  more  than  a  number.  I  wanted  a  house,  a 
house  of  my  own,  and  a  cat- footed  butler  to  put  a 
hickory-log  on  the  fire,  and  a  full  set  of  Sevres  on  my 
mahogany  sideboard,  and  something  to  stretch  a  strip 
of  red  carpet  across  when  the  landaulets  and  the 
limousines  rolled  up  to  my  door. 

So  I  took  a  nine-year  lease  of  the  Whighams'  house 
in  Gramercy  Square.  It  was  old-fashioned  and  sedate 
and  unpretentious  to  the  passing  eye,  but  beneath  that 
somewhat  somber  shell  nested  an  amazingly  rich  kernel 
of  luxuriousness.  It  was  good  form ;  it  was  unbeliev- 
ably comfortable,  and  it  was  not  what  the  climber 
clutches  for.  The  cost  of  even  a  nine-year  claim  on 
it  rather  took  my  breath  away,  but  the  thought  of 
Alaska  always  served  to  stiffen  up  my  courage. 

It  was  necessary  to  think  a  good  deal  about  Alaska 
in  those  days,  for  after  I  had  acquired  my  house  I 
also  had  to  acquire  a  man  to  run  it,  and  then  a  couple 
of  other  people  to  help  the  man  who  helped  me,  and 
then  a  town  car  to  take  me  back  and  forth  from  it, 
and  then  a  chauffeur  to  take  care  of  the  car,  and  then 
the  service-clothes  for  the  chauffeur,  and  the  thousand 
and  one  unlooked  for  things,  in  short,  which  confront 
the  pin-feather  householder  and  keep  him  from  feeling 
too  much  a  lord  of  creation. 

Yet  in  Benson,  my  butler,  I  undoubtedly  found  a 
gem  of  the  first  water.  He  moved  about  as  silent  as 
a  panther,  yet  as  watchful  as  an  eagle.  He  could  be 
ubiquitous  and  self -obliterating  at  one  and  the  same 


RUNNING  OUT  OF  PA\-DIRT  7 

time.  He  was  meekness  incarnate,  and  yet  he  could 
coerce  me  into  a  predetermined  line  of  conduct  as 
inexorably  as  steel  rails  lead  a  street-car  along  its 
predestined  line  of  traffic.  He  was,  in  fact,  much 
more  than  a  butler.  He  was  a  valet  and  a  chef  de 
cuisine  and  a  lord-high-chamberlain  and  a  purchasing- 
agent  and  a  body-guard  and  a  benignant-eyed  old  god- 
father all  in  one.  The  man  babied  me.  I  could  see 
that  all  along.  But  I  was  already  an  overworked 
and  slightly  neurasthenic  specimen,  even  in  those  days, 
and  I  was  glad  enough  to  have  that  masked  and  silent 
Efficiency  always  at  my  elbow.  There  were  times,  too, 
when  his  activities  merged  into  those  of  a  trained 
nurse,  for  when  I  smoked  too  much  he  hid  away  my 
cigars,  and  when  I  worked  too  hard  he  impersonally 
remembered  what  morning  horseback  riding  in  the 
park  had  done  for  a  former  master  of  his.  And  when 
I  drifted  into  the  use  of  chloral  hydrate,  to  make  me 
sleep,  that  dangerous  little  bottle  had  the  habit  of 
disappearing,  mysteriously  and  inexplicably  disappear- 
ing, from  its  allotted  place  in  my  bathroom  cabinet. 

There  was  just  one  thing  in  which  Benson  disap- 
pointed me.  That  was  in  his  stubborn  and  unreason- 
able aversion  to  Latreille,  my  French  chauffeur.  For 
Latreille  was  as  efficient,  in  his  way,  as  Benson  him- 
self. He  understood  his  car,  he  understood  the  traffic 
rules,  and  he  understood  what  I  wanted  of  him. 
Latreille  was,  after  a  manner  of  speaking,  a  find  of 
my  own.  Dining  one  night  at  the  Peytons',  I  had  met 
the  Commissioner  of  Police,  who  had  given  me  a 
card  to  stroll  through  Headquarters  and  inspect  the 


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machinery  of  the  law.  I  had  happened  on  Latreille  as 
he  was  being  measured  and  "mugged"  in  the  Identifi- 
cation Bureau,  with  those  odd-looking  Bertillon  forceps 
taking  his  cranial  measurements.  The  intelligence  of 
the  man  interested  me;  the  inalienable  look  of  re- 
spectability in  his  face  convinced  me,  as  a  student  of 
human  nature,  that  he  was  not  meant  for  any  such 
fate  or  any  such  environment.  And  when  I  looked 
into  his  case  I  found  that  instinct  had  not  been  amiss. 
The  unfortunate  fellow  had  been  "framed"  for  a  car- 
theft  of  which  he  was  entirely  innocent.  He  ex- 
plained all  this  to  me,  in  fact,  with  tears  in  his  eyes. 
And  circumstances,  when  I  looked  into  them,  bore 
out  his  statements.  So  I  visited  the  Commissioner, 
and  was  passed  on  to  the  Probation  Officers,  from 
whom  I  caromed  off  to  the  Assistant  District- Attorney, 
who  in  turn  delegated  me  to  another  official,  who  was 
cynical  enough  to  suggest  that  the  prisoner  might  pos- 
sibly be  released  if  I  was  willing  to  go  to  the  extent 
of  bonding  him.  This  I  very  promptly  did,  for  I  was 
now  determined  to  see  poor  Latreille  once  more  a  free 
man. 

Latreille  showed  his  appreciation  of  my  efforts  by 
saving  me  seven  hundred  dollars  when  I  bought  my 
town  car — though  candor  compels  me  to  admit  that  I 
later  discovered  it  to  be  a  used  car  rehabilitated,  and  not 
a  product  fresh  from  the  factory,  as  I  had  anticipated. 
But  Latreille  was  proud  of  that  car,  and  proud  of  his 
position,  and  I  was  proud  of  having  a  French  chauf- 
feur, though  my  ardor  was  dampened  a  little  later 
on,  when  I  discovered  that  Latreille,  instead  of  hailing 


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from  the  Bois  de  Boulogne  and  the  Avenue  de  la  Pair, 
originated  in  the  slightly  less  splendid  suburbs  of  Three 
Rivers,  up  on  the  St.  Lawrence. 

But  my  interest  in  Latreille  about  this  time  became 
quite  subsidiary,  for  something  much  more  important 
than  cars  happened  to  me.  I  fell  in  love.  I  fell  in 
love  with  Mary  Lockwood,  head-over-heels  in  love 
with  a  girl  who  could  have  thrown  a  town  car  into 
the  Hudson  every  other  week  and  never  have  missed 
it.  She  was  beautiful;  she  was  wonderful;  but  she 
was  dishearteningly  wealthy.  With  all  those  odious 
riches  of  hers,  however,  she  was  a  terribly  honest  and 
above-board  girl,  a  healthy-bodied,  clear-eyed,  prac- 
tical-minded, normal-living  New  York  girl  who  in 
her  twenty-two  active  years  of  existence  had  seen 
enough  of  the  world  to  know  what  was  veneer  and 
what  was  solid,  and  had  seen  enough  of  men  to  de- 
mand mental  camaraderie  and  not  "squaw- talk"  from 
them. 

I  first  saw  her  at  the  Volpi  sale,  in  the  American 
Art  Galleries,  where  we  chanced  to  bid  against  each 
other  for  an  old  Italian  table-cover,  a  sixteenth-century 
blue  velvet  embroidered  with  gold  galloon.  Mary  bid 
me  down,  of  course.  I  lost  my  table-cover,  and  with 
it  I  lost  my  heart.  When  I  met  her  at  the  Obden- 
Belponts,  a  week  later,  she  confessed  that  I'd  rather 
been  on  her  conscience.  She  generously  offered  to 
hand  over  that  oblong  of  old  velvet,  if  I  still  happened 
to  be  grieving  over  its  loss.  But  I  told  her  that  all  I 
asked  for  was  a  chance  to  see  it  occasionally.  And 
occasionally  I  went  to  see  it.    I  also  saw  its  owner,  who 


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became  more  wonderful  to  me,  week  by  week.  Then 
I  lost  my  head  over  her.  That  aphcresis  was  so  com- 
plete that  I  told  Mary  what  had  happened,  and  asked 
her  to  marry  me. 

Mary  was  very  practical  about  it  all.  She  said  she 
liked  me,  liked  me  a  lot.  But  there  were  other  things 
to  be  considered.  We  would  have  to  wait.  I  had 
my  work  to  do — and  she  wanted  it  to  be  big  work, 
gloriously  big-  work.  She  wouldn't  even  consent  to  a 
formal  engagement.  But  we  had  an  "understanding." 
I  was  sent  back  to  my  work,  drunk  with  the  memory 
of  her  surrendering  lips  warm  on  mine,  of  her  wist- 
fully entreating  eyes  searching  my  face  for  something 
which  she  seemed  unable  to  find  there. 

That  work  of  mine  which  I  went  back  to,  however, 
seemed  something  very  flat  and  meager  and  trivial. 
And  this,  I  realized,  was  a  condition  which  would 
never  do.  The  pot  had  to  be  kept  boiling,  and  boiling 
now  more  briskly  than  ever.  I  had  lapsed  into  more 
or  less  luxurious  ways  of  living;  I  had  formed  ex- 
pensive tastes,  and  had  developed  a  fondness  for 
antiques  and  Chinese  bronzes  and  those  objets  d'art 
which  are  never  found  on  the  bargain-counter.  I 
had  outgrown  the  Spartan  ways  of  my  youth  when 
I  could  lunch  contentedly  at  Child's  and  sleep  soundly 
on  a  studio-couch  in  a  top-floor  room.  And  more  and 
more  that  rapacious  ogre  known  as  Social  Obligation 
had  forged  his  links  and  fetters  about  my  movements. 
More  than  ever,  I  saw,  I  had  my  end  to  keep  up. 
What  should  have  been  a  recreation  had  become  al- 
most a  treadmill.    I  was  a  pretender,  and  had  my  pre- 


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tense  to  sustain.  I  couldn't  afford  to  be  "dropped."  I 
had  my  frontiers  to  protect,  and  my  powers  to  placate. 
I  couldn't  ask  Mary  to  throw  herself  away  on  a  no- 
body. So  instead  of  trying  to  keep  up  one  end,  I 
tried  to  keep  up  two.  I  continued  to  bob  about  the 
fringes  of  the  Four  Hundred.  And  I  continued  to 
cling  hungrily  to  Mary's  hint  about  doing  work,  glori- 
ously big  work. 

But  gloriously  big  work,  I  discovered,  was  usually 
done  by  lonely  men,  living  simply  and  quietly,  and 
dwelling  aloof  from  the  frivolous  side-issues  of  life, 
divorced  from  the  distractions  of  a  city  which  seemed 
organized  for  only  the  idler  and  the  lotos-eater.  And 
I  could  see  that  the  pay-dirt  coming  out  of  Alaska 
was  running  thinner  and  thinner. 

It  was  to  remedy  this,  I  suppose,  that  I  dined  with 
my  old  friend  Pip  Conners,  just  back  to  civilization 
after  fourteen  long  years  up  in  the  Yukon.  That 
dinner  of  ours  together  was  memorable.  It  was  one 
of  the  mile-stones  of  my  life.  I  wanted  to  furbish  up 
my  information  on  that  remote  corner  of  the  world, 
which,  in  a  way,  I  had  preempted  as  my  own.  I 
wanted  fresh  information,  first-hand  data,  renewed  in- 
spiration. And  I  was  glad  to  feel  Pip's  horny  hand 
close  fraternally  about  mine. 

"Witter,"  he  said,  staring  at  me  with  open  admi- 
ration, "you're  a  wonder." 

I  liked  Pip's  praise,  even  though  I  stood  a  little  at 
a  loss  to  discern  its  inspiration. 

"You  mean — this?"  I  asked,  with  a  casual  hand- 
wave  about  that  Gramercy  Square  abode  of  mine. 


12     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"No,  sir,"  was  Pip's  prompt  retort.  "I  mean  those 
stories  of  yours.    I've  read  'em  all." 

I  blushed  at  this,  blushed  openly.  For  such  com- 
mendation from  a  man  who  knew  life  as  it  was,  who 
knew  life  in  the  raw,  was  as  honey  to  my  ears. 

"Do  you  mean  to  say  you  could  get  them,  up 
titer  e?"  I  asked,  more  for  something  to  dissemble  my 
embarrassment  than  to  acquire  actual  information. 

"Yes,"  acknowledged  Pip  with  a  rather  foolish- 
sounding  laugh,  "they  come  through  the  mails  about 
the  same  as  they'd  come  through  the  mails  down 
here.  And  folks  even  read  them,  now  and  then,  when 
the  gun-smoke  blows  out  of  the  valley!" 

"Then  what  struck  you  as  wonderful  about  them?" 
I  inquired,  a  little  at  sea  as  to  his  line  of  thought. 

"It's  not  them  that's  wonderful,  Witter.  It's  you. 
I  said  you  were  a  wonder.     And  you  are." 

"And  why  am  I  a  wonder?"  I  asked,  with  the  drip 
of  the  honey  no  longer  embarrassing  my  modesty. 

"Witter,  you're,  a  wonder  to  get  azvay  with  it!"  was 
Pip's  solemnly  intoned  reply. 

"To  get  away  with  it?"  I  repeated. 

"Yes ;  to  make  it  go  down !  To  get  'em  trussed  and 
gagged  and  hog-tied !  To  make  'em  come  and  eat  out 
of  your  hand  and  then  holler  for  more!  For  I've 
been  up  there  in  the  British  Yukon  for  fourteen  nice 
comfortable  years,  Witter,  and  I've  kind  o'  got  to  know 
the  country.  I  know  how  folks  live  up  there,  and 
what  the  laws  are.  And  it  may  strike  you  as  queer, 
friend-author,  but  folks  up  in  that  district  are  uncom- 
monly like  folks  down  here  in  the  States.     And  in  the 


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Klondike  and  this  same  British  Yukon  there  is  a  Fire- 
arms Act  which  makes  it  against  the  law  for  any 
civilian  to  tote  a  gun.  And  that  law  is  sure  carried 
out.  Fact  is,  there's  no  need  for  a  gun.  And  even 
if  you  did  smuggle  one  in,  the  Mounted  Police  would 
darned  soon  take  it  away  from  you !" 

I  sat  staring  at  him. 

"But  all  those  motion-pictures,"  I  gasped.  "And 
all  those  novels  about — " 

"That's  why  I  say  you're  a  wonder,"  broke  in  the 
genial-eyed  Pip.  "You  can  fool  all  the  people  all  the 
time!  You've  done  it.  And  you  keep  on  doing  it. 
You  can  put  'em  to  sleep  and  take  it  out  of  their  pants 
pocket  before  they  know  they've  gone  by-by.  Why, 
you've  even  got  'em  tranced  off  in  the  matter  of  every- 
day school-geography.  You've  had  some  of  those  hero- 
guys  o'  yours  mush  seven  or  eight  hundred  miles,  and 
on  a  birch-bark  toboggan,  between  dinner  and  supper. 
And  if  that  ain't  genius,  I  ain't  ever  seen  it  bound  up  in 
a  reading-book!" 

That  dinner  was  a  mile-stone  in  my  life,  all  right, 
but  not  after  the  manner  I  had  expected.  For  as 
I  sat  there  in  a  cold  sweat  of  apprehension  crowned 
with  shame,  Pip  Conners  told  me  many  things  about 
Alaska  and  the  Klondike.  He  told  me  many  things 
that  were  new  to  me,  dishearteningly,  discouragingly, 
devitalizingly  new  to  me.  Without  knowing  it,  he 
poignarded  me,  knifed  me  through  and  through.  With- 
out dreaming  what  he  was  doing,  he  eviscerated  me. 
He  left  me  a  hollow  and  emptv  mask  of  an  author. 
He  left  me  a  homeless  exile,  with  the  iron  gates  of 


14     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

Fact  swung  sternly  shut  on  what  had  been  a  Fairy 
Land  of  Romance,  a  Promised  Land  of  untrammelled 
and  care-free  imaginings. 

That  was  my  first  sleepless  night. 

I  said  nothing  to  Pip.  I  said  nothing  to  any  one. 
I  held  that  vulture  of  shame  close  in  my  arms  and 
felt  its  unclean  beak  awling  into  my  vitals.  I  tried 
to  go  back  to  my  work,  next  day,  to  lose  myself  in 
creation.  But  it  was  like  seeking  consolation  be- 
side a  corpse.  For  me,  Alaska  was  killed,  killed 
forever.  And  blight  had  fallen  on  more  than  my 
work.  It  had  crept  over  my  very  world,  the  world 
which  only  the  labor  of  my  pen  could  keep  orderly  and 
organized.  The  city  in  which  I  had  seemed  to  sit  a 
conqueror  suddenly  lay  about  me  a  flat  and  monoto- 
nous tableland  of  ennui,  as  empty  and  stale  as  a  circus- 
lot  after  the  last  canvas-wagon  has  rumbled  away. 

I  have  no  intention  of  making  this  recountal  the 
confessions  of  a  neurasthenic.  Nothing  is  further  from 
my  aims  than  the  inditing  of  a  second  City  of  Dread- 
ful Night.  But  I  began  to  worry.  And  later  on  I  be- 
gan to  magnify  my  troubles.  I  even  stuck  to  New  York 
that  summer,  for  the  simple  reason  that  I  couldn't 
afford  to  go  away.  And  it  was  an  unspeakably  hot 
summer.  I  did  my  best  to  work,  sitting  for  hours  at 
a  time  staring  at  a  blank  sheet  of  paper,  set  out  like 
tangle-foot  to  catch  a  passing  idea.  But  not  an  idea 
alighted  on  that  square  of  spotless  white.  When 
I  tried  new  fields,  knowing  Alaska  was  dead,  the 
editors  solemnly  shook  their  heads  and  announced 
that  this  new  offering  of  mine  didn't  seem  to  have  the 


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snap  and  go  of  my  older  manner.  Then  panic  overtook 
me,  and  after  yet  another  white  night  I  went  straight 
to  Sanson,  the  nerve  specialist,  and  told  him  I  was 
going  crazy. 

He  laughed  at  me.  Then  he  offhandedly  tapped  me 
over  and  tried  my  reflexes  and  took  my  blood  pressure 
and  even  more  diffidently  asked  me  a  question  or  two. 
He  ended  up  by  announcing  that  I  was  as  sound  as  a 
dollar,  whatever  that  may  have  meant,  and  suggested 
as  an  afterthought  that  I  drop  tobacco  and  go  in  more 
for  golf. 

That  buoyed  me  up  for  a  week  or  two.  But  Mary, 
when  she  came  in  to  town  radiant  and  cool  for 
three  days'  shopping,  seemed  to  detect  in  me  a  change 
which  first  surprised  and  then  troubled  her.  I  was 
bitterly  conscious  of  being  a  disappointment  to  some- 
body who  expected  great  things  of  me.  And  to  escape 
that  double-edged  sword  of  mortification,  I  once  again 
tried  to  bury  myself  in  my  work.  But  I  just  as  well 
might  have  tried  to  bury  myself  in  a  butter-dish,  for 
there  was  no  effort  and  no  activity  there  to  envelope 
me.  I  was  coerced  into  idleness,  without  ever  having 
acquired  the  art  of  doing  nothing.  For  life  with  me 
had  been  a  good  deal  like  boiling  rice:  it  had  to  be 
kept  galloping  to  save  it  from  going  mushy.  Yet 
now  the  fire  itself  seemed  out.  And  that  prompted  me 
to  sit  and  listen  to  my  works,  as  the  French  idiom 
expresses  it,  which  is  never  a  profitable  calling  for 
a  naturally  nervous  man. 

The  lee  and  the  long  of  it  was,  as  the  Irish  say,  that 
I  went  back  to  Doctor  Sanson  and  demanded  some- 


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thing,  in  the  name  of  God,  that  would  give  me  a  good 
night's  sleep.  He  was  less  jocular,  this  time.  He  told 
me  to  forget  my  troubles  and  go  fishing  for  a  couple 
of  weeks. 

I  did  go  fishing,  but  I  fished  for  ideas.  And  I  got 
scarcely  a  strike.  To  leave  the  city  was  now  more 
than  ever  out  of  the  question.  So  for  recreation  I 
had  Latreille  take  me  out  in  the  car,  when  a  feverish 
thirst  for  speed,  which  I  found  it  hard  to  account 
for,  drove  me  into  daily  violations  of  the  traffic  laws. 
Twice,  in  fact,  I  was  fined  for  this,  with  a  curtly 
warning  talk  from  the  presiding  magistrate  on  the 
second  occasion,  since  the  offense,  in  this  case,  was 
complicated  by  collision  with  an  empty  baby-carriage. 
Latreille,  about  this  time,  seemed  uncannily  conscious 
of  my  condition.  More  and  more  he  seemed  to  rasp 
me  on  the  raw,  until  irritation  deepened  into  positive 
dislike  for  the  man. 

When  Mary  came  back  to  the  city  for  a  few  days, 
before  going  to  the  Virginia  hills  for  the  autumn,  I 
looked  so  wretched  and  felt  so  wretched  that  I  de- 
cided not  to  see  her.  I  was  taking  veronal  now,  to 
make  me  sleep,  and  with  cooler  weather  I  looked  for 
better  rest  and  a  return  to  work.  But  my  hopes  were 
ill-founded.  I  came  to  dread  the  night,  and  the  night's 
ever-recurring  battle  for  sleep.  I  lost  my  perspective 
on  things.  And  then  came  the  crowning  catastrophe, 
the  catastrophe  which  turned  me  into  a  sort  of  twen- 
tieth-century Macbeth. 

The  details  of  that  catastrophe  were  ludicrous 
enough,  and  it  had  no  definite  and  clear-cut  outcome, 


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but  its  effect  on  my  over-tensioned  nerves  was  suffi- 
ciently calamitous.  It  occurred,  oddly  enough,  on  Hal- 
low-e'en night,  when  the  world  is  supposed  to  be  given 
over  to  festivity.  Latreille  had  motored  me  out  to  a 
small  dinner-dance  at  Washburn's,  on  Long  Island, 
but  I  had  left  early  in  the  evening,  perversely  de- 
pressed by  a  hilarity  in  which  I  had  not  the  heart  to 
join.  Twice,  on  the  way  back  to  the  city,  I  had  called 
out  to  Latreille  for  more  speed.  We  had  just  taken  a 
turn  in  the  outskirts  of  Brooklyn  when  my  swinging 
headlights  disclosed  the  figure  of  a  man,  an  unstable 
and  wavering  man,  obviously  drunk,  totter  and  fall 
directly  in  front  of  my  car. 

I  heard  the  squeal  of  the  brakes  and  the  high-pitched 
shouts  from  a  crowd  of  youths  along  the  sidewalk. 
But  it  was  too  late.  I  could  feel  the  impact  as  we 
struck.  I  could  feel  the  sickening  thud  and  jolt  as 
the  wheels  pounded  over  that  fallen  body. 

I  stood  up,  without  quite  knowing  what  I  was  doing, 
and  screamed  like  a  woman.  Then  I  dropped  weakly 
back  in  my  seat.  I  think  I  was  sobbing.  I  scarcely 
noticed  that  Latreille  had  failed  to  stop  the  car.  He 
spoke  to  me  twice,  in  fact,  before  I  knew  it. 

"Shall  we  go  on,  sir?"  he  asked,  glancing  back  at 
me  over  his  shoulder. 

"Go  on!"  I  shouted,  knowing  well  enough  by  this 
time  what  I  said,  surrendering  merely  to  that  blind 
and  cowardly  panic  for  self-preservation  which  marks 
man  at  his  lowest. 

We  thumped  and  swerved  and  speeded  away  on  the 
wings  of  cowardice.    I  sat  there  gasping  and  clutching 


i8     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

my  moist  fingers  together,  as  I've  seen  hysterical 
women  do,  calling  on  Latreille  for  speed,  and  still 
more  speed. 

I  don't  know  where  he  took  me.  But  I  became  con- 
scious of  the  consoling  blackness  of  the  night  about 
us.  And  I  thanked  God,  as  Cain  must  have  done 
when  he  found  himself  alone  with  his  shame. 

"Latreille,"  I  said,  breathing  brokenly  as  we  slowed 
up,  "did  we — did  we  kill  him?" 

My  chauffeur  turned  in  his  seat  and  studied  my 
face.  Then  he  looked  carefully  back,  to  make  sure 
we  were  not  being  followed. 

"This  is  a  heavy  car,  sir,"  he  finally  admitted.  He 
said  it  coolly,  and  almost  impersonally.  But  the  words 
fell  like  a  sledge-hammer  on  my  heart. 

"But  we  couldn't  have  killed  a  man,"  I  clamored 
insanely,  weakly,  as  we  came  to  a  dead  stop  at  the 
roadside. 

"Forty-two  hundred  pounds — and  he  got  both 
wheels !"  calmly  protested  my  enemy,  for  I  felt  now 
that  he  was  in  some  way  my  enemy. 

"What  in  heaven's  name  are  you  going  to  do?"  I 
gasped,  for  I  noticed  that  he  was  getting  down  from 
his  seat. 

"Hadn't  I  better  get  the  blood  off  the  running-gear, 
before  we  turn  back  into  town?" 

"Blood?"  I  quavered  as  I  clutched  at  the  robe-rail 
in  front  of  me.  And  that  one  word  brought  the  hor- 
ror of  the  thing  home  to  me  in  all  its  ghastliness.  I 
could  see  axles  and  running-board  and  brake-bar  drip- 
ping with  red,  festooned  with  shreds  of  flesh,  maculated 


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with  blackening  gore.  And  I  covered  my  face  with 
my  hands,  and  groaned  aloud  in  my  misery  of  soul. 

But  Latreille  did  not  wait  for  me.  He  lifted  the  seat- 
cushion,  took  rubbing-cloths  from  the  tool-box  and 
crawled  out  of  sight  beneath  the  car.  I  could  feel  the 
occasional  tremors  that  went  through  the  frame-work 
as  he  busied  himself  at  that  grisly  task.  I  could  hear 
his  grunt  of  satisfaction  when  he  had  finished.  And 
I  watched  him  with  stricken  eyes  as  he  stepped  through 
the  vague  darkness  and  tossed  his  telltale  cloths  far 
over  the  roadside  fence. 

"It's  all  right,"  he  companionably  announced  as  he 
stepped  back  into  the  car.  But  mere  was  a  new  note 
in  the  man's  demeanor,  a  note  which  even  through 
that  black  fog  of  terror  reached  me  and  awakened  my 
resentment.  We  were  partners  in  crime.  We  were 
fellow-actors  in  a  drama  of  indescribable  cowardice, 
and  I  was  in  the  man's  power,  to  the  end  of  time. 

The  outcome  of  that  catastrophe,  as  I  have  already 
said,  was  indefinite,  torturingly  indefinite.  I  was 
too  shaken  and  sick  to  ferret  out  its  consequences. 
I  left  that  to  Latreille,  who  seemed  to  understand 
well  enough  what  I  expected  of  him. 

That  first  night  wore  by,  and  nothing  came  of  it 
all.  The  morning  dragged  away,  and  my  fellow- 
criminal  seemingly  encountered  nothing  worthy  of 
rehearsal  to  me.  Then  still  another  night  came  and 
went.  I  went  through  the  published  hospital  reports, 
and  the  police  records,  with  my  heart  in  my  mouth. 
But  I  could  unearth  no  official  account  of  the  tragedy. 
I  even  encountered  my  good  friend  Patrolman  Mc- 


20     THE  MAN    WHO   COULDN'T    SLEEP 

Cooey,  apparently  by  accident,  and  held  him  up  on  his 
beat  about  Gramercy  Park  to  make  casual  inquiries 
as  to  street-accidents,  and  if  such  things  were  increas- 
ing of  late.  But  nothing  of  moment,  apparently,  had 
come  to  McCooey's  ears.  And  I  stood  watching  him 
as  he  flatfooted  his  way  placidly  on  from  my  house- 
front,  with  one  of  my  best  cigars  tucked  under  his 
tunic,  wondering  what  the  world  would  say  if  it  knew 
that  Witter  Kerfoot,  the  intrepid  creator  of  sinewy 
supermen  who  snarl  and  fight  and  shake  iron  fists  in 
the  teeth  of  Extremity,  had  run  like  a  rabbit  from  a 
human  being  he  had  bowled  over  and  killed? 

I  still  hoped  against  hope,  however,  trying  to  tell 
myself  that  it  is  no  easy  thing  to  knock  the  life  out  of 
a  man,  passionately  upbraiding  myself  for  not  doing 
what  I  should  have  done  to  succor  the  injured,  then 
sinkingly  remembering  what  Latreille  had  mentioned 
about  the  weight  of  my  car.  Yet  it  wasn't  until  .the 
next  night,  as  I  ventured  out  to  step  into  that  odiously 
ponderous  engine  of  destruction,  that  uncertainty  solidi- 
fied into  fact. 

"You  got  him"  announced  my  chauffeur  out  of  one 
side  of  his  mouth,  so  that  Benson,  who  stood  on  the 
house-steps,  might  not  overhear  those  fateful  words. 

"Got  him?"  I  echoed,  vaguely  resenting  the  man's 
use  of  that  personal  pronoun  singular. 

"Killed!"  was  Latreille's  monosyllabic  explanation. 
And  my  heart  stopped  beating. 

"How  do  you  know  that?"  I  demanded  in  whisper- 
ing horror.  For  I  understood  enough  of  the  law  of 
the  land  to  know  that  a  speeder  who  flees  from  the 


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victim  of  his  carelessness  is  technically  guilty  of  man- 
slaughter. 

"A  man  I  know,  named  Crotty,  helped  carry  the 
body  back  to  his  house.  Crotty's  just  told  me  about 
it." 

My  face  must  have  frightened  Latreille,  for  he 
covered  his  movement  of  catching  hold  of  my  arm  by 
ceremoniously  opening  the  car  door  for  me. 

"Sit  tight,  man!"  he  ordered  in  his  curt  and  con- 
spiratorial undertone.  "Sit  tight — for  it's  all  that's 
left  to  do!" 

I  sat  tight.  It  was  all  there  was  to  do.  I  endured 
Latreille's  accession  of  self-importance  without  com- 
ment. There  promptly  grew  up  between  us  a  tacit 
understanding  of  silence.  Yet  I  had  reason  to  feel 
that  this  silence  wasn't  always  as  profound  as  it 
seemed.  For  at  the  end  of  my  third  day  of  self- 
:orturing  solitude  I  went  to  my  club  to  dine.  I  went 
vith  set  teeth.  I  went  in  the  hope  of  ridding  my  sys- 
:em  of  self-fear,  very  much  as  an  alcoholic  goes  to  a 
rurkish-bath.  I  went  to  mix  once  more  with  my  fel- 
ows,  to  prove  that  I  stood  on  common  ground  with 
:hem. 

But  the  mixing  was  not  a  success.  I  stepped  across 
hat  familiar  portal  in  quavering  dread  of  hostility. 
Vnd  I  found  what  I  was  looking  for.  I  detected  myself  ? 
>eing  eyed  coldly  by  men  who  had  once  posed  as  my 
riends.  I  dined  alone,  oppressed  by  the  discovery 
hat  I  was  being  deliberately  avoided  by  the  fellow- 
nembers  of  what  should  have  been  an  organized  com- 
•anionability.    Then  I  took  a  grip  on  myself,  and  for- 


22     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

lornly  argued  that  it  was  all  mere  imagination,  the 
vaporings  of  a  morbid  and  chlorotic  mind.  Yet  the 
next  moment  a  counter-shock  confronted  me.  For  as 
I  stared  desolately  out  of  that  club  window  I  caught 
sight  of  Latreille  himself.  He  stood  there  at  the  curb, 
talking  confidently  to  three  other  chauffeurs  clustered 
about  him  between  their  cars.  Nothing,  I  suddenly 
remembered,  could  keep  the  man  from  gossiping.  And 
a  word  dropped  in  one  servant's  ear  would  soon  pass  on 
to  another.  And  that  other  would  carry  the  whisper 
still  wider,  until  it  spread  like  an  infection  from  below- 
stairs  to  above-stairs,  and  from  private  homes  to  the 
very  housetops.  And  already  I  was  a  marked  man,  a 
pariah,  an  outcast  with  no  friendly  wilderness  to 
swallow  me  up. 

I  slunk  home  that  night  with  a  plumb-bob  of  lead 
swinging  under  my  ribs  where  my  heart  should  have 
been.  I  tried  to  sleep  and  could  not  sleep.  So  I 
took  a  double  dose  of  chloral  hydrate,  and  was  re- 
warded with  a  few  hours  of  nightmare  wherein  I  was 
a  twentieth-century  Attila  driving  a  racing-car  over 
an  endless  avenue  of  denuded  infants.  It  was  all  so 
horrible  that  it  left  me  limp  and  quailing  before  the 
lash  of  daylight.  Then,  out  of  a  blank  desolation  that 
became  more  and  more  unendurable,  I  clutched  fever- 
ishly at  the  thought  of  Mary  Lockwood  and  the 
autumn-tinted  hills  of  Virginia.  I  felt  the  need  of 
getting  away  from  that  city  of  lost  sleep.  I  felt  the 
need  of  "exteriorating"  what  was  corroding  my  in- 
most soul.  I  was  seized  with  a  sudden  and  febrile 
ache  for  companionship.    So  I  sent  a  forty-word  wire 


RUNNING  OUT  OF  PAY-DIRT  23 

to  the  only  woman  in  the  world  I  could  look  to  in  my 
extremity.    And  the  next  morning  brought  me  a  reply. 

It  merely  said,  "Don't  come." 

The  bottom  seemed  to  fall  out  of  the  world,  with 
that  curt  message,  and  I  groped  forlornly,  frantically, 
for  something  stable  to  sustain  me.  But  there  was 
nothing.  Bad  news,  I  bitterly  reminded  myself,  had 
the  habit  of  traveling  fast.  Mary  knew.  The  endless 
:hain  had  widened,  like  a  wireless-wave.  It  had  rolled 
on,  like  war-gas,  until  it  had  blighted  even  the  slopes 
beyond  the  Potomac.    For  Mary  knew! 

It  was  two  days  later  that  a  note,  in  her  picket- fence 
script  that  was  as  sharp-pointed  as  arrow-heads,  fol- 
lowed after  the  telegram. 

"There  are  certain  things,"  wrote  Mary,  "which 
[  can  scarcely  talk  about  on  paper.  At  least,  not  as  I 
should  prefer  talking  about  them.  But  these  things 
must  necessarily  make  a  change  in  your  life,  and  in 
mine.  I  don't  want  to  seem  harsh,  Witter,  but  we  can't 
^o  on  as  we  have  been  doing.  We'll  both  have  to  get 
ased  to  the  idea  of  trudging  along  in  single  harness. 
A.nd  I  think  you  will  understand  why.  I'm  not  ex- 
icting  explanations,  remember.  I'm  merely  requesting 
in  armistice.  If  you  intend  to  let  me,  I  still  want  to 
)e  your  friend,  and  I  trust  no  perceptible  gulf  will 
yarn  between  us,  when  we  chance  to  dine  at  the 
;ame  table  or  step  through  the  same  cotillion.  But  I 
nust  bow  to  those  newer  circumstances  which  seem 
o  have  confronted  you  even  before  they  presented 
hemselves  to  me.  So  when  I  say  good-by,  it  is  more 
o  the  Past,  I  think,  than  to  You." 

That  was  the  first  night,  I  remember,  when  sleep- 


24     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

ing-powders  proved  of  no  earthly  use  to  me.  And 
this  would  not  be  an  honest  record  of  events  if  I 
neglected  to  state  that  the  next  day  I  shut  myself  up 
in  my  study  and  drank  much  more  Pommcry-Greno 
than  was  good  for  me.  I  got  drunk,  in  fact,  blindly, 
stupidly,  senselessly  drunk.  But  it  seemed  to  drape  a 
veil  between  me  and  the  past.  It  made  a  bonfire  of  my 
body  to  burn  up  the  debris  of  my  mind.  And  when 
poor  old  patient-eyed  Benson  mixed  me  a  bromide  and 
put  me  to  bed  I  felt  like  a  patient  coming  out  of 
ether  after  a  major  operation.  I  was  tired,  and  I 
wanted  to  lie  there  and  rest  for  a  long  time. 


CHAPTER  II 

THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE 

IT  was  a  week  later,  and  well  after  two,   in  the 
dullest  ebb  of  earth's  deadest  hour,  when  Benson 
lifted  the  portiere  and  stepped  into  my  room. 

I  put  down  the  book  at  which  my  brain  had  been 
scratching  like  a  dog  scratching  at  a  closed  door.  It 
was  a  volume  of  Gautier's  nouvclles.  I  had  just 
reached  that  mildly  assuaging  point  in  Une  Nuit  de 
CUopatre  where  the  mysterious  arrow,  whistling 
through  the  palace  window  of  a  queen  bored  almost  to 
extinction,  buries  itself  quivering  in  the  cedar  wainscot- 
ing above  her  couch. 

But  the  incident,  this  time,  seemed  to  have  lost  its 
appeal.  The  whole  thing  sounded  very  empty  and 
old,  very  foolish  and  far-away.  The  thrill  of  drama, 
I  cogitated,  is  apt  to  leak  out  of  a  situation  when  it 
comes  to  one  over  a  circuit  of  two  thousand  molder- 
ing  years.  So  I  looked  up  at  my  servant  a  little  listless- 
ly and  yet  a  little  puzzled  by  what  was  plainly  a 
studied  calmness  of  appearance. 

"Benson,  why  aren't  you  in  bed?" 

"If  you  will  pardon  me,  sir,"  began  the  intruder, 
"I've  a  gentleman  here." 

He  was  so  extraordinarily  cool  about  it  that  I  rose 
like  a  fish  at  the  flash  of  something  unusual. 

"At  this  time  of  night?"  I  inquired. 

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26     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"Yes,  sir." 

"But  what  kind  of  gentleman,  Benson?" 

Benson  hesitated;  it  was  the  sort  of  hesitation  that 
is  able  to  translate  silence  into  an  apology. 

"I  think,  sir,  it's  a  burglar." 

"A  what?"  I  demanded,  incredulously. 

"The  fact  is,  sir,  I  'appened  to  hear  him  at  the  lock. 
When  he  forced  the  door,  sir,  not  being1  able  to  work 
the  lock,  I  was  waiting  for  him." 

The  dropped  aspirate  was  an  unfailing  sign  of  mental 
disturbance  in  Benson.  I  closed  my  book  and  tossed  it 
aside.  It  was  only  drama  of  the  second  dimension,  as 
old  and  musty  as  a  mummy.  And  here,  apparently,  was 
adventure  of  the  first  water,  something  of  my  own 
world  and  time. 

"This  sounds  rather  interesting,  Benson.  Be  so 
good  as  to  show  the  gentleman  up." 

I  sat  down,  with  a  second  look  at  the  dragging 
kands  of  the  little  French  clock  on  my  mantel.  But 
Benson  still  seemed  a  trifle  ill  at  ease. 

"I — I  took  the  liberty  of  tying  him  up  a  bit,  sir," 
explained  that  astute  old  dissembler,  "being  compelled, 
as  it  were,  to  use  a  bit  of  force." 

"Of  course.  Then  untie  him  as  much  as  necessary, 
and  fetch  him  here.  And  you  might  bring  up  a  bottle 
of  Lafttte  and  a  bite  to  eat.     For  two,  if  you  please." 

"Yes,  sir,"  he  answered.     But  still  he  hesitated. 

"The  revolver,  sir,  is  in  the  cabinet-drawer  on  your 
left." 

There  were  times  when  old  Benson  could  almost 
make  me  laugh;  times  when  the  transparencies  of  his 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  27 

obliquities  converted  them  into  something  almost  re- 
spectable. 

"We  won't  need  the  revolver,  Benson.  What  I 
most  need  I  fancy  is  amusement,  distraction,  excite- 
ment, anything — anything  to  get  me  through  this  end- 
less hell  of  a  night." 

I  could  feel  my  voice  rise  on  the  closing  words, 
like  the  uprear  of  a  terrified  racehorse.  It  was  not 
a  good  sign.  I  got  up  and  paced  the  rug,  like  a  cast- 
away pacing  some  barren  and  empty  island.  But 
here,  I  told  myself,  was  a  timely  footprint.  I  waited, 
as  breathless  as  a  Crusoe  awaiting  his  Friday. 

I  waited  so  long  that  I  was  beginning  to  dread  some 
mishap.  Then  the  portiere  parted  for  the  second  time, 
and  Benson  led  the  burglar  into  the  room. 

I  experienced,  as  I  looked  at  him,  a  distinct  sense 
of  disappointment.  He  was  not  at  all  what  I  ex- 
pected. He  wore  no  black  mask,  and  was  neither 
burly  nor  ferocious.  The  thing  that  first  impressed  me 
was  his  slenderness — an  almost  feline  sort  of  slender- 
ness.  The  fact  I  next  remarked  was  that  he  was  very 
badly  frightened,  so  frightened,  in  fact,  that  his  face 
was  the  tint  of  a  rather  soiled  white  glove.  It  could 
never  have  been  a  ruddy  face.  But  its  present  start- 
ling pallor,  I  assumed,  must  have  been  largely  due 
to  Benson's  treatment,  although  I  was  still  puzzled 
by  the  look  of  abject  terror  which  gave  the  captive's 
eyes  their  animal-like  glitter.  He  stood  before  me 
for  all  the  world  as  though  a  hospital  interne  had  been 
practising  abstruse  bandaging  feats  on  his  body,  so 
neatly  and  yet  so  firmly  had  the  redoubtable  Benson 


28     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

hobbled  him  and  swathed  his  arms  in  a  half-dozen  of 
my  best  Irish  linen  table-napkins.  Over  these,  again, 
had  been  wound  and  buckled  a  trunk-strap.  Benson 
had  not  skimped  his  job.  His  burglar  was  wrapped  as 
securely  as  a  butcher  wraps  a  boned  rib-roast. 

My  hope  for  any  diverting  talk  along  the  more  pic- 
turesque avenues  of  life  was  depressingly  short-lived. 
The  man  remained  both  sullen  and  silent.  His  sulky 
speechlessness  was  plainly  that  of  a  low  order  of  mind 
menaced  by  vague  uncertainties  and  mystified  by  new 
surroundings.  Blood  still  dripped  slowly  down  the 
back  of  his  soiled  collar,  where  Benson's  neat  whelp 
had  abraded  the  scalp. 

Yet  his  eyes,  all  the  time,  were  alert  enough.  They 
seemed  to  take  on  a  wisdom  that  was  uncanny,  the 
inarticulate  wisdom  of  a  reptile,  bewildering  me,  for 
all  their  terror,  with  some  inner  sense  of  vicious  secur- 
ity. To  fire  questions  at  him  was  as  futile  as  throw- 
ing pebbles  at  an  alligator.  He  had  determined, 
apparently,  not  to  open  his  lips;  though  his  glance, 
all  this  time,  was  never  an  idle  or  empty  one.  I  gave 
up,  with  a  touch  of  anger. 

"Frisk  him,"  I  told  the  waiting  Benson.  As  that 
underworld  phrase  was  new  to  those  respectable 
Anglian  ears,  I  had  to  translate  it.  "See  if  he's  carry- 
ing a  gun.     Search  his  pockets — every  one  of  them." 

This  Benson  did,  with  an  affective  mingling  of 
muffled  caution  and  open  repugnance.  He  felt  from 
pocket  to  pocket,  as  gingerly  as  small  boys  feel  into 
ferret  holes,  and  with  one  eye  always  on  the  colorless 
and  sphinx-like  face  beside  him. 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  29 

The  result  of  that  search  was  quite  encouraging. 
From  one  pocket  came  an  ugly,  short-barreled  Colt. 
From  another  came  two  skeleton  keys  and  a  few 
inches  of  copper  wire  bent  into  a  coil.  From  still 
another  came  a  small  electric  flashlight.  Under  our 
burglar's  coat,  with  one  end  resting  in  his  left-hand 
waistcoat  pocket,  was  a  twenty-inch  steel  "jimmy." 
It  was  a  very  attractive  tool,  not  unlike  a  long  and 
extremely  slender  stove  lifter,  with  a  tip-tilted  end.  I 
found  it  suggestive  of  tremendous  leverage-power, 
tempting  one  to  test  its  strength.  It  proved  as  in- 
viting to  the  hand  as  a  golfer's  well-balanced  "driver." 

From  the  right-hand  waistcoat  pocket  Benson  pro- 
duced a  lady's  gold  watch,  two  finger  rings,  a  gold 
barrette,  and  a  foot  or  two  of  old-fashioned  locket 
chain,  of  solid  gold.  There  was  nothing  to  show  who 
the  owner  of  this  jewelry  might  be. 

"I  suppose  you  just  bought  this  at  Tiffany's?"  I 
inquired.  But  the  needle  of  antiphrasis  had  no  effect 
on  his  indurated  hide.  His  passivity  was  beginning 
to  get  on  my  nerves.  He  might  have  been  a  wax 
figure  in  the  Eden  Musee,  were  it  not  for  those  reptil- 
iously  alert  and  ever  exasperating  eyes.  I  stood  up 
and  confronted  him. 

"I  want  to  know  where  this  stuff  came  from." 

The  white-faced  burglar  still  looked  at  me  out  of 
those  sullen  and  rebellious  blinkers  of  his.  But  not 
a  word  passed  his  lips. 

"Then  we'll  investigate  a  little  farther,"  I  said,  ey- 
ing his  somewhat  protuberant  breast-bone.  "Go  on 
with  the  search,  Benson,  and  get  everything."     For  it 


30     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

was  plain  that  our  visitor,  before  honoring  us  that 
night,  had  called  at  other  homes. 

I  watched  Benson  with  increased  interest  as  his 
fastidiously  exploring  hand  went  down  inside  the 
burglar's  opened  waistcoat.  I  saw  him  feel  there,  and 
as  he  did  so  I  caught  a  change  of  expression  on  our 
prisoner's  face.  He  looked  worried  and  harassed  by 
this  time;  he  seemed  to  have  lost  his  tranquil  and 
snake-like  assurance.  His  small,  lean  head  with  the 
pathetically  eager  eyes  took  on  a  rat-like  look.  I  knew 
then  the  end  toward  which  my  mind  had  been  groping. 
The  man  was  not  snake-like.  He  was  rat-like.  He  was 
a  cornered  rat.    Rat  seemed  written  all  over  him. 

But  at  that  moment  my  eyes  went  back  to  Benson, 
for  I  had  seen  his  hand  bringing  away  a  small  vase 
partly  wrapped  in  a  pocket-handkerchief.  This 
handkerchief  was  extremely  dirty. 

I  took  the  vase  from  his  hand,  drawing  away  the 
rag  that  screened  it.  Only  by  an  effort,  as  I  did  so, 
was  I  able  to  conceal  my  surprise.  For  one  glance 
at  that  slender  little  column  of  sang-de-boeuf  porcelain 
told  me  what  it  was.  There  was  no  possibility  of 
mistake.  One  glimpse  of  it  was  enough.  It  was  from 
the  Gubtill  collection.  For  once  before  my  fingers  had 
caressed  the  same  glaze  and  the  same  tender  con- 
tours. Once  before,  and  under  vastly  different  cir- 
cumstances, I  had  weighed  that  delicate  tube  of  porce- 
lain in  my  contemplative  hands. 

I  sat  back  and  looked  at  it  more  carefully.  I  ex- 
amined the  crackled  groundwork,  with  its  brilliant 
mottled  tones,  and  its  pale  ruby  shades  that  deepened 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  31 

into  crimson.  I  peered  down  at  the  foot  of  enameled 
white  with  its  slowly  deepening  tinge  of  pale  green. 
Then  I  looked  up  at  the  delicate  lip,  the  lip  that  had 
once  been  injured  and  artfully  banded  with  a  ring  of 
gold.  It  was  a  vase  of  the  K'angshi  Period,  a  rare 
and  beautiful  specimen  among  the  Lang  Yao  mono- 
chromes. And  history  said  that  thirty  years  before 
it  had  been  purchased  from  the  sixth  Prince  of  Pekin, 
and  had  always  been  known  as  "The  Flame." 

Both  Anthony  Gubtill  and  I  had  bid  for  that  vase. 
Our  contest  for  it  had  been  a  spirited  one,  and  had 
even  been  made  the  subject  of  a  paragraph  or  two  in 
the  morning  papers.  But  an  inexplicably  reckless 
mood  had  overtaken  that  parsimonious  old  collector, 
and  he  had  won,  though  the  day  after  the  Graves  sale 
I  had  been  a  member  of  that  decorously  appreciative 
dinner  party  which  had  witnessed  its  installation  be- 
tween a  rather  valuable  peach-bloom  amphora  of 
haricot-red  groundwork,  with  rose  spots  accentuated 
by  the  usual  clouds  of  apple-green,  and  a  taller  and, 
to  my  mind,  much  more  valuable  ashes-of-roses 
cylindrical  Lang  Yao  with  a  carved  ivory  base.  We 
had  looked  on  the  occasion  as  somewhat  of  an  event, 
for  such  things  naturally  are  not  picked  up  every 
day.  So  the  mere  sight  of  the  vase  took  me  back  to 
the  Gubtill  home,  to  that  rich  and  spacious  house  on 
lower  Fifth  Avenue  where  I  had  spent  not  a  few 
happy  evenings.  And  that  in  turn  took  my  thoughts 
back  to  a  certain  Volpi  sale  and  an  old  Italian  table- 
cover  of  blue  velvet.  From  the  table-cover  they  flashed 
on  to  Mary  Lockwood  and  the  remembered  loveliness 


32     THE  MAN   WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

of  her  face  as  we  stood  side  by  side  staring  down  at 
the  gold  galloon  along  the  borders  of  that  old  vest- 
ment. Then  I  drew  memory  up  short,  with  a  wince, 
as  I  suddenly  realized  that  the  wanderer  had  been 
penetrating  into  strictly  forbidden  paths. 

I  put  the  vase  down  on  my  table  and  turned  away 
from  it,  not  caring  to  betray  my  interest  in  it,  nor 
to  give  to  the  rat-like  eyes  still  watching  me  any  ink- 
ling of  my  true  feelings.  Yet  the  thought  of  such 
beauty  being  in  the  hands  of  a  brute  like  that  sickened 
me.  I  was  angered  by  the  very  idea  that  such  grace 
and  delicacy  should  be  outraged  by  the  foul  rags  and 
the  even  fouler  touch  of  a  low-browed  sneakthief.  I 
resented  the  outrage,  just  as  any  normal  mind  would 
resent  a  jungle  ape's  abduction  of  a  delicate  child. 

I  turned  and  looked  the  criminal  up  and  down.  I 
noticed,  for  the  first  time,  that  his  face  was  beaded 
with  sweat. 

"Might  I  inquire  just  what  you  intend  doing  with 
this?"  I  asked,  gazing  back,  against  my  will,  at  the 
fragile  little  treasure  known  as  The  Flame. 

The  man  moved  uneasily,  and  for  the  first  time. 
For  the  first  time,  too,  he  spoke. 

"Give  it  to  its  owner,"  he  said. 

"And  who  is  its  owner?" 

He  looked  from  me  to  the  vase,  and  then  back 
again. 

"It  belongs  to  a  pal  o'  mine  over  t'  Fifth  Avenue," 
he  had  the  effrontery  to  assert. 

"And  where  did  you  get  it?" 

"Out  o'  hock!" 


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I  couldn't  restrain  a  touch  of  impatience  as  my 
glance  fell  on  the  all  too  eloquent  implements  of 
burglary. 

"And  you  expect  me  to  swallow  that  ?"  I  demanded. 

"I  don't  give  a  dam'  what  you  swallow.  I  know 
the  trut'  when  I'm  sayin'  it!" 

"And  you're  telling  me  the  truth  ?"  I  found  it  hard 
to  keep  my  anger  within  bounds. 

"Sure,"  was  his  curt  answer. 

"That's  a  cowardly  lie !"  I  cried  out  again.  "You're 
a  coward  and  a  liar,  like  all  your  sneaking  kind,  that 
skulk  about  dark  corners,  and  crawl  under  beds,  and 
arm  yourself  to  the  teeth,  and  stand  ready  to  murder 
innocent  women,  to  strike  them  down  in  the  dark, 
rather  than  be  found  out!  It's  cowardice,  the  lowest 
and  meanest  kind  of  cowardice !" 

The  sweat  stood  out  on  his  face  in  glistening  drops. 

"What's  eatin'  you,  anyway?"  he  demanded.  "What 
'ave  I  done?" 

I  pushed  the  cluster  of  women's  jewelry  closer  to 
him. 

"You  ve  done  some  of  the  meanest  and  dirtiest 
work  a  man  can  stoop  to.  You've  skulked  and  crawled 
and  slunk  through  the  dark  to  rob  women  and  chil- 
dren!" 

"Who's  given  you  a  license  to  call  me  a  coward  ?" 

"Do  you  dare  to  intimate  there's  anything  but  low 
and  arrant  cowardice  in  work  like  this?" 

"Just  try  it,"  he  said  with  a  grin  that  made  his 
face  hideous. 

"Why  should  I  try  it?"  I  demanded.      "Do  you 


34     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

suppose  because  I  don't  carry  a  jimmy  and  gun  that 
I  can't  face  honest  danger  when  I  need  to?" 

I  glanced  round  at  my  den  walls,  studded  with 
trophies  as  they  were,  from  the  bull  moose  over  the 
fireplace  to  the  leopard  pelt  under  my  heels.  The 
other  man  followed  my  glance,  but  with  a  lip-curl 
of  contempt.  He  had  jumped  to  the  conclusion,  of 
course,  that  those  relics  of  encounter  in  the  open 
stood  as  a  sort  of  object-lesson  of  bravery  which  be- 
longed to  me  in  person. 

"Bah,"  he  said,  apparently  glad  to  crowd  me  off 
into  some  less  personal  side-issue,  "that's  all  play- 
actin'.  Get  up  against  what  I  have,  and  you'd  tone 
down  your  squeal.  Then  you'd  walk  into  the  real 
thing." 

"The  real  thing,  black-jacking  chambermaids  and 
running  like  a  pelted  cur  at  the  sight  of  a  brass  but- 
ton!" 

I  could  see  his  sudden  wince,  and  that  it  took  an 
effort  for  him  to  speak. 

"You'd  find  it  took  nerve,  all  right,  all  right,"  he 
retorted.  "And  the  kind  o'  nerve  that  ain't  a  cuff- 
shooter's  long  suit." 

My  movement  of  contempt  brought  him  a  step  or  two 
nearer.     But  it  was  Benson  who  spoke  first. 

"Hadn't  we  better  have  the  police,  sir?"  he  sug- 
gested. The  burglar,  with  his  eyes  on  my  face,  stepped 
still  closer,  as  though  to  shoulder  any  such  suggestion 
as  Benson's  out  of  the  issue. 

"You  just  go  out  in  the  middle  of  the  night,"  he 
went  on,  with  derisive  volubility.     "Go  out  at  night 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  35 

and  look  at  a  house.  Stand  off,  and  look  at  it  good 
and  plenty.  Then  ask  yourself  who's  inside,  and  what's 
doin'  behind  them  brick  walls,  and  who's  awake,  and 
where  a  shot's  goin'  to  come  from,  and  what  chances 
of  a  getaway  you'll  have,  and  the  size  of  the  bit  you'll 
get  if  you're  pinched.  Just  stand  there  and  tell  your- 
self you've  got  to  get  inside  that  house,  and  make 
your  haul  and  get  away  with  the  goods,  that  you've 
got  to  do  it  or  go  with  empty  guts.  Try  it,  and  see 
if  it  takes  nerve." 

I  must  have  touched  his  professional  pride.  I  had 
trifled  with  that  ethical  totem-pole  that  is  known  as 
honor  among  thieves. 

"All  right,"  I  said,  suddenly  turning  on  him  as  the 
inspiration  came  to  me.  "We'll  try  it,  and  we'll  try 
it  together.  For  I'm  going  to  make  you  take  this 
stuff  back,  and  take  it  back  to-night." 

I  could  see  his  face  cloud.  Then  a  sudden  change 
came  over  it.  His  rat-like  eyes  actually  began  to 
twinkle. 

"I  think  we  ought  to  have  the  police,  sir,"  reiter- 
ated Benson,  remembering,  doubtless,  his  encounter 
below-stairs.     "He's  an  uncommon  tricky  one,  sir." 

I  saw,  on  more  sober  second  thought,  that  it  would 
be  giving  my  friend  too  much  rope,  too  many  chances 
for  treachery.  And  he  would  not  be  over-nice  in  his 
methods,  I  knew,  now  that  I  had  him  cornered.  A 
second  idea  occurred  to  me,  a  rather  intoxicating  one. 
I  suddenly  felt  like  a  Crusader  saving  from  pollution 
a  sacred  relic.  I  could  catch  the  whimper  of  some 
unkenneled  sense  of  drama  in  the  affair. 


36     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"Benson,"  I  said,  "I'm  going  to  leave  this  worthy 
gentleman  here  with  you.  And  while  you  look  after 
him,  I'm  going  to  return  this  peach-bloom  vase  to  its 
owner." 

"He  ain't  in  town  to-night,"  broke  in  my  troubled 
burglar. 

"And  to  demonstrate  to  his  somewhat  cynical  cast 
of  mind  that  there's  nothing  extraordinary  in  his  par- 
ticular line  of  activity,  I  propose  to  return  it  in  the 
same  manner  that  it  was  taken." 

Benson  looked  troubled. 

"I  beg  pardon,  sir,  but  mightn't  it  get  us  all  into 
a  bit  of  trouble?  Couldn't  we  leave  it  until  morning, 
sir,  and  talk  it  over  quiet-like  with  your  friend  Mr. 
McCooey,  or  with  Lieutenant  Belton,  sir,  or  the  gentle- 
man from  the  Pinkerton  office?" 

"And  have  a  cuff-shooter  running  for  help  over  such 
a  triviality?  Never,  Benson,  never!  You  will  make 
yourself  comfortable  here  with  this  gallant  gentle- 
man of  the  black-jack,  and  keep  this  handsome  Colt 
of  his  quite  close  about  you  while  you're  doing  it. 
For  I'm  going  to  take  this  piece  of  porcelain  back 
where  it  belongs,  even  though  I  have  to  face  a  dozen 
lap-dogs  and  frighten  every  housemaid  of  Twelfth 
Street  into  hysterics." 

Nobody,  I  have  more  than  once  contended,  is  alto- 
gether sane  after  midnight.  This  belief  came  back  to 
me  as  I  stood  before  that  gloomy-fronted  Fifth  Avenue 
house,  in  that  ebb-tide  hour  of  the  night  when  even 
Broadway  is  empty,  wondering  what  lay  behind  the 
brownstone  mask,  asking  myself  what  dangers  lurked 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  37 

about  that  inner  gloom,  speculating  as  to  what  sleep- 
ers stirred  and  what  eyes,  even  as  I  stood  there,  might 
be  alert  and  watching. 

As  Benson  had  suggested,  I  might  have  waited 
decorously  until  daylight,  or  I  might  have  quietly 
ascended  the  wide  stone  steps  and  continued  to  ring 
the  electric  push-bell  until  a  sleepy  servant  answered 
it.  But  that,  after  all,  seemed  absurdly  tame  and 
commonplace.  It  was  without  the  slightest  tang  of 
drama,  and  I  was  as  waywardly  impatient  to  try  that 
enticing  tip-tilted  instrument  of  steel  on  an  opposing 
door  as  a  bov  with  a  new  knife  is  to  whittle  on  the 
nursery  woodwork. 

There  was  a  tingle  of  novelty  even  in  standing  before 
a  grimly  substantial  and  altogether  forbidding-looking 
house,  and  being  conscious  of  the  fact  that  you  had 
decided  on  its  secret  invasion.  I  could  no  longer  deny 
that  it  took  a  certain  crude  form  of  nerve.  I  was 
convinced  of  this,  indeed,  as  'I  saw  the  approaching 
figure  of  a  patrolman  on  his  rounds.  It  caused  me, 
as  I  felt  the  jimmy  like  a  staybone  against  my  ribs, 
and  the  flashlight  like  a  torpedo-head  in  my  pocket, 
to  swing  promptly  about  into  Twelfth  Street  and  walk 
toward  Sixth  Avenue.  I  experienced  a  distinct  glow 
of  satisfaction  as  the  patrolling  footsteps  passed  north- 
ward up  the  quietness  of  the  avenue. 

But  the  house  itself  seemed  as  impregnable  as  a 
fortress.  It  disheartened  me  a  little  to  find  that  not 
even  a  basement  grill  had  been  disturbed.  For  the 
second  time  I  turned  and  sauntered  slowly  toward 
Sixth  Avenue.     As  I  swung  eastward  again  I  found 


38     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

that  the  last  house  on  the  side-street,  the  house  abut- 
ting the  Fifth  Avenue  mansion  which  was  the  object 
of  my  attack,  was  vacant.  Of  that  there  could  be  no 
doubt.  Its  doors  and  windows  were  sealed  with 
neatly  painted   shutters. 

This,  it  occurred  to  me,  might  mark  a  possible  line 
of  approach.  But  here  again  I  faced  what  seemed 
an  impregnable  position.  I  was  backing  away  a  little, 
studying  that  boarded  and  coffin-like  front,  when  my 
heel  grated  against  the  iron  covering  of  a  coal-chute. 
This  coal-chute  stood  midway  between  the  curb  and 
the  area  railing.  I  looked  down  at  it  for  a  moment 
or  two.  Then  something  prompted  me  to  test  its 
edge  with  the  toe  of  my  shoe.  Then,  making  quite 
sure  that  the  street  was  empty,  I  stooped  down  and 
clutched  at  the  edge  of  the  iron  disk.  It  was  quite 
heavy.  But  one  tug  at  it  showed  me  that  its  lock- 
chain  had  been  forced  apart. 

It  took  but  a  moment  to  lift  the  metal  shield  to  one 
side  of  the  chute-head.  It  took  but  another  moment 
to  lower  myself  into  the  chute  itself.  I  could  see  that 
it  was  a  somewhat  ignominious  beginning.  But  I  felt 
buoyantly  sure  that  I  was  on  the  right  track.  It  took 
an  effort  to  work  the  iron  disk  back  over  the  opening. 
It  also  required  many  strange  contortions  of  the  body 
to  worm  my  way  down  into  that  narrow  and  dirty 
tunnel. 

My  rather  peremptory  advent  into  the  coal-bin 
resulted  in  a  startling  amount  of  noise,  noise  enough 
to  wake  the  soundest  of  sleepers.  So  I  crouched  there 
for  several  seconds,  inhaling  dust,  and  listening  and 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  39 

wondering  whether  or  not  the  walls  above  me  harbored 
a  caretaker.  Then  I  took  out  the  pocket  searchlight, 
and,  with  the  pressure  of  a  ringer,  directed  my  ray  of 
illumination  againct  a  wooden  partition  bisected  by 
a  painted  wooden  door. 

A  distinct  sense  of  disappointment  swept  through 
me  as  I  stooped  down  to  examine  this  door  and 
found  that  it  had  already  been  forced  open.  I  knew, 
however,  that  I  was  following  in  the  footsteps  of  my 
more  experienced  predecessor.  Then  came  a  store- 
room, and  then  a  laundry-room,  with  another  jim- 
mied door  at  the  head  of  the  stairway  leading  to 
the  first  floor. 

Here  I  stood  waiting  and  listening  for  some  time. 
But  still  again  nothing  but  darkness  and  silence  and 
that  musty  aroma  peculiar  to  unoccupied  houses  sur- 
rounded me.  I  felt  more  at  home  by  this  time,  and 
was  more  leisurely  in  my  survey  of  the  passage  up- 
ward. I  was,  of  course,  confronted  by  nothing  more 
disturbing  than  ghost-like  furniture  covered  with  tick- 
ing and  crystal-hung  chandeliers  encased  in  cheese- 
cloth. I  began  to  admire  my  friend  the  burglar's 
astuteness  in  choosing  so  circuitous  and  yet  so  pro- 
tected a  path.  There  was  almost  genius  in  it.  His 
advance,  I  felt  sure,  was  toward  the  roof.  As  I  had 
expected,  I  found  the  scuttle  open.  The  lock,  I  could 
see,  had  been  quite  cleverly  picked.  And,  so  far,  there 
had  not  been  a  mishap. 

Once  out  on  the  housetop,  however,  I  foresaw  that 
I  would  have  to  be  more  careful.  As  I  clambered  up 
to  the  higher  coping-tiles   that  marked   the  line   of 


40     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

the  next  roof,  I  knew  that  I  had  actually  broken  into 
the  enemy's  lines.  Yet  the  way  still  seemed  clear 
enough.  For,  as  I  came  to  the  roof-scuttle  of  the 
second  house  I  found  that  it,  too,  remained  unlocked. 
My  predecessor  had  made  things  almost  disappointingly 
easy  for  me.  Yet,  in  another  way,  he  had  left  things 
doubly  dangerous.  I  had  to  bear  the  brunt  of  any 
mis-step  he  may  have  made.  I  was  being  called  to 
face  the  responsibility  of  both  his  intrusion  and  my 
own. 

So  it  was  with  infinite  precaution  that  I  lifted  the 
scuttle  and  leaned  over  that  little  well  of  darkness, 
inhaling  the  warmer  air  that  seeped  up  in  my  face. 
With  it  came  an  odor  quite  different  to  that  of  the 
house  I  had  just  left.  There  was  something  exposi- 
tory in  it,  something  more  vital  and  electric,  eloquent 
of  a  place  inhabited,  of  human  beings  and  their  lairs 
and  trails,  of  movement  and  life  and  vaguely  defined 
menaces.  It  was,  I  fancied,  a  good  deal  like  that  man- 
smell  which  comes  down-wind  to  a  stalked  and  wary 
elk. 

I  stepped  down  on  the  iron  ladder  that  led  into 
the  uncertain  darkness,  covering  the  trap  after  me.  I 
began  to  feel,  as  I  groped  my  way  downward,  that 
the  whole  thing  was  becoming  more  than  a  game.  I 
was  disturbed  by  the  thought  of  how  deep  I  had  ven- 
tured into  an  uncertainty.  I  began  to  be  oppressed 
by  the  thought  of  how  complicated  my  path  was  prov- 
ing. I  felt  intimidated  by  the  undetermined  intri- 
cacies that  still  awaited  me.  A  new  anxiety  was  taking 
possession  of  me,  a  sort  of  low  fever  of  fear,  an  in- 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  41 

creasing  impatience  to  replace  my  precious  porcelain, 
end  my  mission,  and  make  my  escape  to  the  open. 

It  began  to  dawn  on  me,  as  I  groped  lower  and 
lower  down  through  the  darkness,  that  a  burglar's 
calling  was  not  all  beer  and  skittles.  I  began  to  feel  a 
little  ashamed  of  my  heroics  of  an  hour  before. 

Then  I  drew  up,  suddenly,  for  a  sound  had  crept  to 
my  ears.  The  tingle  that  ran  through  my  body  was 
not  wholly  one  of  fright.  Yet,  as  I  stood  there  in 
the  darkness  with  one  hand  against  the  wall,  I  caught 
the  rhythm  of  a  slow  and  muffled  snoring.  There  was 
something  oddly  reassuring  in  that  reiterated  vibra- 
tion, even  though  it  served  to  emphasize  the  dangers 
that  surrounded  me.  It  was  not  unlike  the  sound  of 
a  bell-buoy  floating  up  to  a  fog-wrapped  liner's  bridge. 

I  was  no  longer  a  prey  to  any  feeling  of  hesitancy. 
I  was  already  too  deep  in  the  woods  to  think  of  turn- 
ing back.  My  one  passion  now  was  to  complete  the 
circuit,  to  emerge  on  the  other  side. 

I  began  to  wonder,  as  I  felt  for  the  stair  banister 
and  groped  my  cautious  way  down  the  treads,  just 
how  the  burglar  himself  had  effected  that  final  exit 
from  the  house.  And  the  sooner  I  got  away  from  the 
sleeping  quarters,  I  felt,  the  safer  I  would  be.  Every 
bedroom  was  a  shoal  of  dangers,  and  not  all  of  them, 
I  very  well  knew,  would  be  equipped  with  the  same 
generous  whistling-buoy  as  that  I  had  just  left  be- 
hind me.  There  was,  too,  something  satisfying  in  the 
knowledge  that  I  was  at  least  getting  nearer  and 
nearer  the  ground-floor.  This  was  due,  not  so  much 
to  the  fact  that  I  was  approaching  a  part  of  the  house 


42     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

with  which  I  was  more  or  less  familiar,  but  more  to 
the  fact  that  my  descent  marked  an  approach  to  some 
possible  pathway  of  escape.  For  that  idea  was  now 
uppermost  in  my  mind,  and  no  aviator  with  a  balky 
motor  ever  ached  to  get  back  to  earth  more  eagerly 
than  I. 

The  utter  darkness  and  silence  of  the  lower  halls 
were  beginning  to  get  on  my  nerves.  I  was  glad  to  feel 
the  newel-post,  which  assured  me  that  I  had  reached  the 
last  step  in  my  descent  I  was  relieved  to  be  able  to 
turn  carefully  and  silently  about  to  the  left,  to  grope 
toward  a  door  which  I  knew  stood  before  me  in  the 
gloom,  and  then  cautiously  to  turn  the  knob  and  step 
inside. 

I  knew  at  once,  even  before  I  took  the  flashlight 
from  my  pocket,  that  I  was  in  the  library.  And  the 
room  that  opened  off  this,  I  remembered,  half  cabinet- 
lined  study  and  half  informal  exhibition-room,  was 
the  chamber  wherein  Anthony  Gubtill  treasured  his 
curios.  It  would  take  but  a  minute  or  two,  I  knew, 
to  replace  his  priceless  little  porcelain.  And  another 
minute  or  two,  I  felt,  ought  to  see  me  safely  out  and 
on  my  way  home. 

I  stood  with  my  back  to  the  door,  determined  that 
no  untimely  blunder  should  mar  the  end  of  my  ad- 
venture. My  first  precaution  was  to  thrust  out  my 
flashlight  and  make  sure  of  my  path.  I  let  the  incan- 
descent ray  finger  interrogatively  about  the  massively 
furnished  room,  resting  for  a  moment  on  marble  and 
metal  and  glass-fronted  book-shelf.  I  remembered, 
with  almost  a  smile  of  satisfaction,  the  little  Clytie 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  43 

above  the  fireplace,  and  the  Hcbc.  in  bronze  that  stood 
beside  the  heavy  reading-lamp.  This  lamp,  Gubtill 
had  once  told  me,  had  come  from  Munich ;  and  I 
remembered  his  chuckle  over  the  fact  that  it  had  come 
in  a  "sleeper"  trunk  and  had  evaded  duty. 

Then  I  let  the  wavering:  lieiit  travel  toward  the 
end  of  the  glimmering  and  dark- wooded  reading- table. 
I  stood  there,  picking  out  remembered  object  after  ob- 
ject, remarking  them  with  singular  detachment  of  mind 
as  my  light  continued  to  circle  the  end  of  the  room. 

Then  I  quietly  made  my  way  to  the  open  door  in 
the  rear,  and  bisecting  that  second  room  with  my 
spear  of  light,  satisfied  myself  that  the  space  between 
the  peach-bloom  amphora  and  the  ashes-of-roses  Yang 
Lao  with  the  ivory  base  was  indeed  empty. 

I  stood  listening  to  the  exotic  tick  of  a  brazen-dialed 
Roumanian  clock.  I  lingered  there,  letting  my  bald 
light-shaft  root  like  a  hog's-snout  along  that  shelf  so 
crowded  with  delicate  tones  and  contours.  I  sighed  a 
little  enviously  as  I  turned  toward  the  other  end  of 
the  room. 

Then,  of  a  sudden,  I  stopped  breathing.  Auto- 
matically I  let  my  thumb  lift  from  the  current-spring 
of  my  storage-lamp  and  the  light  at  once  went  out. 
I  stood  there  with  every  nerve  of  my  body  on  edge. 
I  crouched  forward,  tingling  and  peering  into  the 
darkness  before  me.  For  I  had  suddenly  discovered 
that  I  was  not  alone  in  the  room. 

There,  facing  me,  picked  out  as  distinctly  as  a  baby 
spot-light  picks  out  an  actor's  face,  I  had  seen  the 
owner  of  the  house  himself,  not  ten  paces  from  me. 


44     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

He  was  sitting  in  a  high-backed  armchair  of  green 
leather.  He  must  have  been  watching  me  from  the 
first,  every  moment  and  every  movement.  He  had 
made  no  effort  to  interrupt  or  intercept  me.  He  had 
been  too  sure  of  his  position. 

I  waited  for  what  seemed  an  interminable  length  of 
time.  But  not  a  sound,  beyond  the  querulous  tick  of 
the  clock,  came  to  my  ears.  Not  even  a  movement 
took  place  in  the  darkness. 

The  undefined  menace  of  this  silence  was  too  much 
for  me.  The  whole  thing  grew  into  something 
strangely  like  a  nightmare.  I  moved  away,  involun- 
tarily, wondering  what  I  should  say,  and  after  what 
fashion  I  should  begin  my  foolish  explanation.  I 
crouched  low  and  backed  off  obliquely,  as  though  some 
value  lay  in  the  intervention  of  space,  and  as  though 
something  venomous  were  confronting  me.  I  fell 
slowly  back,  pawing  frenziedly  about  me  for  some  sus- 
taining tangibility  to  which  to  cling.  As  I  did  so  my 
body  came  in  contact  with  some  article  of  furniture — 
just  what  I  could  not  tell.  But  I  shied  away  from 
it  in  a  panic,  as  a  colt  shies  at  a  fallen  newspaper. 

My  sudden  movement  threw  over  a  second  piece 
of  furniture.  It  must  have  been  some  sort  of  col- 
lapsible screen,  for  it  fell  to  the  floor  with  an  echoing 
crash.  I  waited,  holding  my  breath,  with  horripila- 
tions of  fear  nettling  every  limb  of  my  body,  knowing 
only  too  well  that  this  must  indeed  mark  the  end. 

But  there  was  no  movement,  no  word  spoken,  no 
slightest  sound.  I  stared  through  the  darkness,  still 
half  expectant.    I  tried  to  tell  myself  that  it  may  have 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  45 

been  mere  hallucination,  that  expectant  attention  had 
projected  into  my  line  of  vision  a  purely  imaginary 
figure.  I  still  waited,  with  my  heart  pounding.  Then 
the  tension  became  more  than  I  could  endure.  I  ac- 
tually crept  forward  a  step  or  two,  still  peering  blindly 
through  the  darkness,  still  listening  and  waiting. 

Then  I  caught  my  breath  with  sudden  new  sus- 
picion, with  a  quick  fear  that  crashed,  bullet-like, 
through  the  film  of  consciousness.  It  was  followed  by 
a  sickening  sense  of  shock,  amounting  almost  to  physi- 
cal nausea. 

I  once  more  raised  the  flashlight.  This  time  my 
hand  shook  perceptibly  as  I  turned  the  electric  ray 
directly  in  front  of  me.  I  let  the  minute  circle  of  il- 
lumination arrow  through  the  darkness,  direct  to  the 
white  face  that  seemed  to  be  awaiting  it.  Then  I 
let  it  come  to  a  rest 

I  remember  falling  back  a  step  or  two.  I  may  have 
called  out,  but  of  that  I  am  not  sure.  Yet  of  one 
thing  I  was  only  too  certain.  There  before  me  sat 
Anthony  Gubtill.    He  was  quite,  dead. 

My  first  feeling  was  not  altogether  one  of  terror. 
It  was  accompanied  by  a  surge  of  indignation  at  the 
injustice,  at  the  brutality,  of  it  all.  I  was  able  to 
make  note  of  the  quilted  dressing-gown  that  covered 
the  relaxed  body.  I  was  collected  enough  to  assume 
that  he  had  overheard  the  intruder;  had  come  to  in- 
vestigate, and  had  been  struck  down  and  cunningly 
thrust  into  a  chair.  This  inference  was  followed  by 
a  flash  of  exultation  as  I  remembered  that  his  mur- 
derer was  known,  that  the  crime  could  easily  be  proved 


46     THE  MAN    WHO   COULDN'T   SLEEP 

against  him,  that  even  at  the  present  moment  he  was 
safe  in  Benson's  custody. 

I  moved  toward  the  dead  man,  fortified  by  the 
knowledge  of  a  vast  new  obligation.  It  was  only  after 
I  had  examined  the  face  for  a  second  time  and  seen 
how  death  had  been  caused  by  a  cruelly  heavy  blow, 
dealt  by  some  blunt  instrument,  that  the  enormity  of 
my  own  intrusion  into  that  house  of  horror  came  home 
to  me.  I  felt  a  sudden  need  for  light,  for  sobering 
and  rationalizing  light.  Even  the  ticking  from  the 
brazen-faced  clock  had  become  something  phantasmal 
and  unnerving. 

I  groped  feverishly  and  blindly  about  in  search  of 
an  electric  switch-button.  Then,  of  a  sudden,  I  stopped 
again,  my  movement  arrested  by  a  sound. 

I  knew,  as  I  stood  and  listened,  that  it  was  only  the 
purr  of  an  automobile,  faint  and  muffled  from  the 
street  outside.  But  it  suddenly  brought  home  to  me 
the  awkwardness  of  my  position.  To  be  found  in  that 
house,  or  even  to  be  seen  leaving  it,  was  no  longer  a 
desirable  thing.  My  foolhardy  caprice,  before  an  ac- 
tuality so  overawing,  dwindled  into  something  worse 
than  absurdity.  And  thought  came  back  at  a  bound 
to  the  porcelain  in  my  pocket.  I  recalled  the  old-time 
rivalry  between  the  dead  man  and  myself  for  The 
Flame.  I  recalled  the  details  of  my  advent  between 
those  walls  where  I  stood.  And  mv  blood  went  cold. 
It  was  not  a  matter  of  awkwardness;  it  was  a  matter 
of  peril.  For  who,  I  again  asked  myself,  would  be- 
lieve a  story  so  absurd,  or  accept  an  excuse  so  extrava- 
gant? 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  47 

The  clock  ticked  on  accusingly.  The  sound  of  the 
automobile  stopped.  I  had  just  noted  this  with  relief 
when  the  thud  of  a  quietly  closed  door  fell  on  my 
startled  ears.  Then  came  the  murmur  of  voices.  There 
was  no  longer  any  doubt  about  the  matter.  A  motor 
had  come  to  the  door,  and  from  it  certain  persons  had 
entered  the  house. 

I  crept  to  the  library  and  listened.     Then  I  tiptoed 
back  and  closed  the  door  of  the  inner  room.     I  felt 
more  secure  with  even  a  half-inch  panel  between  me-., 
and  what  that  inner  room  held. 

Then  I  listened.  I  began  to  hear  the  padded  tread 
of  feet.  Then  came  the  sound  of  another  opened  door, 
and  then  the  snap  of  a  light-switch.  There  was  noth- 
ing secret  about  the  new  invasion.  I  knew,  as  I  shrank 
back  behind  one  of  the  high-backed  library  chairs,  that 
the  front  of  the  house  was  already  illuminated. 

Then  came  the  sound  of  a  calling  voice,  apparently 
from  the  head  of  the  stairs.  It  was  a  cautious  and 
carefully  modulated  voice;  I  took  it  for  that  of  a  young 
man  of  about  twenty. 

"Is  that  you,  Caddy?" 

Then  came  a  silence. 

"I  say,  is  that  you,  Orrie  ?"  was  demanded  in  a  some- 
what somnolent  stage-whisper.  There  was  something 
strangely  reassuring  in  that  commonplace  boyish  voice. 
Anthony  Gubtill,  I  knew,  had  no  immediate  family.  I 
vaguely  recalled,  however,  some  talk  of  a  Canadian 
nephew  and  niece  who  had  at  times  visited  him. 

"Sh — s — sh !"  said  a  woman's  voice  from  the  lower 
hall.    "Don't  wake  Uncle  Anthony." 


48     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

It  must  have  been  a  young  woman.  Her  voice 
sounded  pensive,  like  that  of  a  girl  who  might  be  com- 
ing home  tired  from  a  dance  at  Sherry's.  Yet,  know- 
ing what  I  did,  its  girlish  weariness  took  on  a  pathos 
indescribably  poignant. 

"It's  an  awful  hour,  isn't  it?"  asked  a  second  man's 
voice  from  the  lower  hall.  There  were  sounds  that 
seemed  to  imply  that  wraps  were  being  removed. 

"Almost  four,"  came  the  answer  from  above.  "Had 
a  good  time,  Caddy?" 

I  heard  a  stifled  yawn. 

"Rather,"  answered  the  girl's  voice. 

"I  say,  Orrie,  bring  up  those  Egyptian  gaspers  for 
a  puff  or  two,  will  you?"  requested  the  youth  from 
above,  still  in  a  stage-whisper.  "And,  Caddy,  be  sure 
the  latch  is  on." 

"On  what?"  demanded  Orrie. 

"The  door,  you  idiot !"  was  the  sleepily  good-natured 
retort. 

Then  I  suddenly  ducked  low  behind  my  chair-back, 
for  the  young  man  called  Orrie  had  flung  open  the 
library  door.  He  came  into  the  room  gropingly,  with- 
out switching  on  the  electrics.  I  could  see  his  trim 
young  shoulders,  and  the  white  blur  of  his  shirt-front. 
Behind  him,  framed  in  the  doorway,  stood  a  young 
girl  of  about  twenty,  a  blonde  in  pale  blue,  with  bare 
arms  and  bare  shoulders.  Her  skin  looked  very  soft 
and  baby-like  in  the  strong  sidelight.  I  could  not  re- 
press something  that  was  almost  a  shudder  at  the 
thought  of  this  careless  gaiety  and  youth  so  close  to 
the  grim  tragedy  behind  me,  so  unconscious  of  the 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  49 

awakening  that  might  come  to  them  at  almost  any 
moment. 

"Do  hurry!"  said  the  tired  girl,  as  the  young  man 
fumbled  about  the  table-end.  I  realized,  as  I  peeped 
out  at  her,  that  my  first  duty  would  be  to  keep  those 
round  young  eyes  from  what  might  confront  them  in 
that  inner  room. 

"I've  got  'em!"  answered  the  man.  He  stood  a 
moment  without  moving.  Then  he  turned  and  walked 
out  of  the  room,  quietly  closing  the  door  behind  him. 

I  emitted  a  gasp  of  relief  and  stood  up  once  more. 
Nothing  alive  or  dead,  I  determined,  would  now  keep 
me  in  that  house.  Yet  for  all  that  new-born  ecstasy  of 
impatience,  I  was  still  compelled  to  wait,  for  I  could 
hear  the  occasional  sound  of  feet  and  a  whisper  or  two 
from  behind  the  closed  door.  Then  all  sound  died 
away ;  the  gloom  and  silence  again  engulfed  me. 

I  took  the  Yang  Lao  porcelain  from  my  pocket,  un- 
wrapped it,  and  crept  back  to  the  inner  room.  I  groped 
along  the  wall  in  the  darkness,  circling  wide  about  the 
green-leather  chair  in  the  center.  I  put  the  vase  back 
on  its  cabinet,  without  so  much  as  flashing  my  light. 
Then  I  circled  back  along  the  wall,  felt  for  the  library 
door,  and  groped  cautiously  across  the  perilous  breadth 
of  the  furniture-crowded  chamber.  It  took  me  several 
seconds  to  find  the  door  that  opened  into  the  hallway. 
Once  through  it  and  across  the  hall,  I  knew,  onlv  a 
spring-latch  stood  between  me  and  the  street.  So  I 
turned  the  knob  quickly  and  swung  back  the  door. 

But  I  did  not  pass  through  it.  For,  instead  of  dark- 
ness, I  found  myself  confronted  by  a  blaze  of  light. 


50     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

In  that  blaze  of  light  stood  three  waiting-  and  expectant 
figures.  What  most  disturbed  me  was  the  fact  that 
the  man  called  Orrie  held  in  his  hand  a  revolver  that 
seemed  the  size  of  a  toy-cannon.  This  was  leveled 
directly  at  my  blinking  eyes.  The  other  youth,  in 
cerise  pajamas  with  orange  colored  frogs  and  a  dress- 
ing-gown tied  at  the  waist  with  a  silk  girdle,  stood  just 
behind  him,  holding  an  extremely  wicked-looking  Sav- 
age of  the  magazine  make.  Behind  this  youth  again, 
close  by  the  newel-post,  stood  the  girl  in  blue,  all  the 
sleepiness  gone  out  of  her  face. 

The  sight  of  that  wide-eyed  and  eager  trio  irritated 
me  beyond  words.  There  was  no  longer  any  thrill  in 
the  thing.  I  had  gone  through  too  much ;  I  could  not 
react  to  this  newer  emergency.  I  kept  wondering  if 
the  idiot  with  the  Colt  realized  just  how  delicate  a 
pressure  would  operate  the  trigger  on  which  I  could 
see  his  finger  shaking.  But  that  shake,  it  was  plain, 
was  more  from  excitement  than  fear. 

"We've  got  him!"  cried  the  youth  in  the  cerise 
pajamas.  I  might  have  been  a  somewhat  obstinate 
black  bass  wheedled  into  his  landing-net,  from  the  way 
he  spoke. 

"Don't  move!"  commanded  the  older  of  the  two, 
wrinkling  his  brow  into  a  frown  of  youthful  determina- 
tion. "Don't  you  dare  move  one  inch,  or  I'll  put  a 
hole  through  you." 

I  had  no  intention  of  moving. 

"Watch  his  hands,"  prompted  the  younger  man. 
"He  ought  to  put  'em  up." 

"Yes,  Orrie,  he  ought  to  put  them  up,"  echoed  the 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  51 

girl  by  the  newel-post.  She  reminded  me,  with  her 
delicate  whites  and  pinks  and  blues,  of  the  cabinet  of 
porcelain  at  which  I  had  so  recently  stared. 

"Back  up  through  the  door,"  cried  Orrie.  "Come 
on — back  up!" 

I  wearily  obeyed  this  somewhat  equine  order.  Then 
he  commanded  me  to  hold  my  hands  above  my  head. 
I  did  so  without  hesitation;  I  had  no  wish  to  argue 
while  that  Colt  was  staring  me  in  the  eyes. 

They  followed  me,  Indian  file,  into  the  room.  It 
was  the  girl  who  closed  the  door  as  Orrie  switched 
on  the  lights.  She  stood  with  her  back  to  it,  studying 
my  face.  I  could  see  that  I  rather  interested  them  all. 
But  in  that  interest  I  detected  no  touch  of  either  friend- 
liness or  respect.  The  only  one  I  seemed  to  mystify 
was  the  girl  at  the  door. 

"Have  you  anything  to  say?"  demanded  Orrie, 
squaring  his  shoulders. 

"Yes,  I  have  a  great  deal  to  say,"  I  told  him.  "But 
I  prefer  saying  it  to  you  alone." 

I  could  see  his  movement  of  disdain. 

"Will  you  listen  to  that!"  commented  the  youth  in 
the  cerise  pajamas. 

"And  if  you  will  be  so  good  as  to  stop  poking  that 
pistol  in  my  face,"  I  continued  with  some  heat,  "and 
then  send  these  children  out  of  the  room,  I  shall  say 
what  I  have  to,  and  do  it  very  briefly!" 

"Children!"  came  in  an  indignant  gasp  from  the 
girl  at  the  door. 

"We'll  stick  by  you,  old  man,"  assured  the  youth- 
ful hero  in  cerise,  with  his  heels  well  apart. 


52     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"And  just  why  should  I  closet  myself  with  a  bur- 
glar ?"  inquired  the  astute  Orrie,  staring  at  me  with  the 
utmost  insolence.  Yet  I  could  see  that  at  least  the 
precision  of  my  articulation  was  puzzling  him  a  bit. 

"That's  asinine,"  I  retorted.  "I'm  not  a  burglar, 
and  you  ought  to  know  it." 

To  my  astonishment,  a  little  tripartite  ripple  of 
laughter  greeted  this  statement. 

"Then  what  are  you?"  asked  the  incredulous  Orrie. 

I  knew  there  was  no  further  use  beating  about  the 
bush. 

"Yes,  who  are  you?"  demanded  the  other  youth. 

He  still  held  the  magazine-revolver  balanced  in  his 
right  hand.     The  truth  had  to  come  out. 

"I'm  Witter  Kerfoot,"  I  told  them,  as  steadily  as  I 
could.    "Kerfoot,  of  Gramercy  Park  West." 

"What  number?" 

I  gave  him  the  number.  I  could  see  the  trio  ex- 
change glances;  they  were  plainly  glances  of  amuse- 
ment. My  young  friends,  I  could  see,  were  enjoying 
a  home  melodrama,  a  melodrama  in  which  I  was  ob- 
viously the  most  foolish  of  villains.  I  began  to  feel 
a  good  deal  like  a  phonograph  grinding  out  a  comic 
record. 

"And  with  that  face!"  ejaculated  the  man  called 
Orrie. 

The  quiet  contempt  of  his  glance  caused  me  to  shift 
about,  so  I  could  catch  a  glimpse  of  myself  in  the 
Venetian  mirror  between  the  book-shelves.  That 
glimpse  was  indeed  a  startling  one.  I  had  quite  for- 
gotten the  transit  through  the  coal-hole.     I  could  not 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  53 

even  remember  how  or  when  I  broke  my  hat-crown. 
I  had  remained  as  unconscious  of  the  scratch  across 
my  cheek  as  I  was  of  the  garret  cobwebs  that  festooned 
my  clothing.  I  saw  as  I  peeped  into  the  mirror  only 
a  sickly-hued  and  grimy-looking  footpad  with  dirty 
hands  and  a  broken  hat.  It  was  no  wonder  they 
laughed.  My  environment  for  the  last  hour  had  not 
been  one  that  tended  toward  consciousness  of  attire. 
I  was  about  to  remove  my  disgracefully  disfiguring 
headgear  when  the  younger  man  swung  about  on  me 
with  the  Savage  thrust  point-blank  in  my  face. 

"Don't  try  any  of  that !"  he  gasped.  "You  keep  up 
those  hands." 

The  whole  situation  was  so  beside  the  mark,  was 
so  divorced  from  the  sterner  problem  confronting  both 
them  and  myself,  that  it  dispirited  and  angered  me. 

"We've  had  about  enough  of  this  tommy-rot!"  I 
protested. 

"Yes,  we'll  cut  out  the  tommy-rot,  and  get  him 
tied,"  proclaimed  the  man  with  the  Colt. 

"Then  search  him  first,"  prompted  the  young  man. 
"Here,  Caddy,  take  Orrie's  Colt  while  he  goes  through 
him,"  he  commanded,  in  the  chest-tones  of  a  newly- 
acquired  savagery,  "and  if  he  tries  to  move,  wing 
him!" 

The  girl,  wide-eyed  and  reluctant,  took  the  heavy 
revolver.  Then  Orrie  advanced  on  me,  though  in  an 
altogether  wary  and  tight-lipped  manner.  To  con- 
tinue my  protests,  I  saw,  would  be  only  to  waste  my 
breath.  There  was  nothing  to  do  but  submit  to  the 
farce. 


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I  said  nothing  as  he  produced  die  telltale  flashlight. 
I  also  remained  silent  as  he  triumphantly  unearthed 
the  jimmy  and  the  damnatory  skeleton  keys.  I  could 
see  the  interchange  of  exultant  glances  as  these  were 
tossed  out  on  the  polished  table-top. 

"Get  the  straps  from  the  golf  bags!"  suggested  the 
youth  with  the  Savage.  I  could  not  help  remember- 
ing how  this  scene  was  paralleling  another  of  the  same 
nature  and  the  same  night,  when  Benson  and  I  had 
been  the  masters  of  the  situation. 

The  man  called  Orrie  seemed  a  little  nonplussed  at 
the  fact  that  he  had  found  no  valuables  in  my  outer 
pockets,  but  he  did  not  give  up.  He  grimly  ignored 
my  protests  as  he  explored  still  deeper  and  dug  out 
my  monogramed  wallet,  and  then  a  gold  cigarette-case, 
on  which  my  name  was  duly  inscribed.  He  turned 
them  over  in  his  hand  a  couple  of  times  and  examined 
them  carefully.  Then  a  great  light  seemed  to  come  to 
him.  He  succumbed,  as  even  his  elders  have  done,  to 
a  sudden  sense  of  drama. 

I  saw  him  dart  to  the  outer  room  and  catch  up  a 
telephone  directory.  He  riffled  through  the  pages  with 
quick  and  impatient  fingers.  Then  he  strode  back,  and 
looked  me  up  and  down. 

"I  know  what  this  man's  done,"  he  cried,  his  eyes 
alight  with  conviction. 

"What?"  demanded  the  younger  man. 

"He's  visited  more  than  this  house  to-night.  He's 
gone  through  Witter  Kerfoot's,  as  well.  He's  taken 
these  things  from  there.  And  now  it's  up  to  ?w  to  take 
him  bark  with  them!" 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  55 

I  could  see  the  sheer  theatricality  of  the  situation 
clutch  at  his  two  listeners.  I  could  see  them  surrender 
to  it,  although  the  girl  still  seemed  to  hesitate. 

"Hadn't  I  better  call  Uncle  Anthony?"  she  sug- 
gested. 

At  one  breath  her  words  brought  me  back  to  both 
the  tragedy  that  lay  so  close  at  hand,  and  the  perilous 
complexity  of  my  own  position. 

"No,  that's  foolish !"  cut  in  Orrie.  "The  car's  still 
outside.  Caddy,  I  think  you'll  have  to  come  along. 
You  can  sit  with  Jansen  on  the  driving-seat." 

The  hero  of  the  maneuver  turned  back  to  me.  I 
was  thinking  mostly  of  the  soft-eyed  girl  with  the 
baby-white  skin,  and  how  I  could  get  her  safely  away. 

"Will  you  come  quietly?"  my  captor  demanded  of 
me. 

"Yes,"  I  answered,  without  looking  up,  "I'll  come 
quietly." 

It  was  the  girl's  voice,  a  little  shrill  with  excitement, 
that  next  broke  the  silence. 

"Orrie,  he's  not  a  burglar!"  she  cried  out,  in  her 
treble-noted  conviction. 

"Then  what  is  he?" 

"He's  a  gentleman." 

"What  makes  you  think  so?"  demanded  the  indif- 
ferent Orrie  as  he  motioned  me,  with  a  curt  move- 
ment of  his  Colt-barrel,  toward  the  hall  door. 

"I  know  by  his  nails  I"  was  her  inconsequential  yet 
quite  definite  reply. 

Orrie  laughed. 

'Then  you'd  give  tea  and  macaroons  to  every  bur- 


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56     THE  MAX  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

glarious  barber  out  of  Sing  Sing,"  he  scoffed.  "And 
our  real  answer's  waiting  for  us  in  Gramercy  Square." 

It  seemed  to  take  but  a  minute  or  two  in  the  car 
to  swing  us  from  Twelfth  Street  up  to  Twentieth, 
and  then  eastward  into  the  stillness  of  the  square. 
My  captors  had  insisted  that  I  should  not  talk.  "Not 
a  word!"  commanded  Orrie,  and  I  could  feel  his  in- 
solent gun-barrel  against  my  ribs  as  he  gave  the  com- 
mand for  the  second  time.  They  were  drunk,  I  could 
see,  with  the  intoxication  of  their  exploit.  They  were 
preoccupied  with  inhaling  their  subtle  sense  of  drama. 
With  the  dictatorial  self-sufficiency  of  true  inebriety 
they  had  enjoined  me  from  every  effort  at  explana- 
tion. The  bubble,  they  felt,  was  far  too  pretty  a  one 
to  be  pricked. 

They  alighted,  one  in  front  of  me  and  one  behind 
me,  still  carrying  their  foolish  and  murderous-looking 
firearms.  The  girl  remained  in  her  seat.  Then  the 
three  of  us  grimly  ascended  my  steps. 

"It's  needless  to  ring  the  bell,"  I  wearily  explained. 
"My  pass-key  will  admit  you." 

"But  I  insist  on  ringing,"  said  Orrie  as  I  fitted  the 
key  to  the  lock. 

"I  shall  be  compelled,  in  that  case,  to  call  the  officer 
who  is  watching  us  from  the  corner,"  was  my  quiet 
response. 

"Call  and  be  hanged,  then !"  was  the  younger  man's 
ultimatum. 

One  word  over  their  shoulders  brought  my  old 
friend  McCooey,  the  patrolman,  across  the  corner  and 
up  the  steps.     I  swung  open  the  door  as  he  joined  us. 


THE  OX-BLOOD  VASE  57 

Then  I  turned  on  the  hall  lamps  and  faced  my  two 
captors. 

"Officer,  I  want  you  to  look  at  me  very  carefully, 
and  then  assure  these  gentlemen  I  am  Witter  Kerfoot, 
the  owner  and  occupant  of  this  house." 

"Sure  he's  Kerfoot,"  said  the  unperturbed  M cCooey. 
"But  what's  the  throuble  this  time?" 

"Something  more  serious  than  these  gentlemen 
dream  of.  But  if  the  three  of  us  will  go  quietly  up- 
stairs, you'll  find  my  man  Benson  there.  You'll  also 
find  another  man,  tied  up  with  half  a  dozen — " 

McCooey,  from  the  doorway,  cut  me  short. 

"I'm  sorry,  sir,  but  I  can't  be  stayin'  to  see  your 
joke  out." 

"But  you've  got  to." 

"Fact  is,  sir,"  he  explained,  in  a  lowered  voice, 
"Creegan,  av  Headquarthers,  has  a  Sing-Sing  lifer 
bottled  up  in  this  block,  and  I'm  holdin'  wan  end  av 
the  p'lice  lines — a  jail-breaker,  sir,  and  a  tricky  wan, 
called  Pip  Foreman,  the  Rat !" 

"The  Rat?"  I  echoed. 

"The  same,  sir.     But  I  must  be  off." 

"Don't  go,"  I  said,  closing  the  door.  "Your  man's 
upstairs,  zvaiting  for  you!" 

"Waitin'  for  me?"  he  demanded.     "What  man?" 

"The  man  they  call  the  Rat,"  I  tried  to  explain  to 
him.  "And  I'll  be  greatly  obliged  to  you,  McCooey, 
if  you'll  make  as  short  work  of  this  situation  as  you 
can,  for  the  truth  of  the  matter  is,  I  feel  rather  tired, 
and  fancy  there's  five  or  six  hours  of  good  honest  sleep 
awaiting  me!" 


CHAPTER  III 

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I  WAS  in  for  a  night  of  it.  I  realized  that  as  I 
lay  back  in  my  big  green  library-chair  and  closed 
my  eyes.  For  somewhere  just  in  front  of  those  tightly 
closed  lids  of  mine  I  could  still  see  a  briskly  revolving 
sort  of  pin-wheel,  glowing  like  a  milk-white  orange 
against  a  murky  violet  fog  that  paled  and  darkened 
with  every  beat  of  my  pulse. 

I  knew  the  symptoms  only  two  well.  The  entire 
encampment  of  Consciousness  was  feverishly  awake, 
was  alert,  was  on  the  qui-vwe.  That  pulsing  white 
pin-wheel  was  purely  a  personal  matter  between  me 
and  my  imagination.  It  was  something  distinctly  my 
own.  It  was  Me.  And  being  essentially  subjective, 
it  could  be  neither  banished  nor  controlled. 

So  I  decided  to  make  for  the  open.  To  think  of  a 
four-poster,  in  any  such  era  of  intensified  wakefulness, 
would  be  a  mockery.  For  I  was  the  arena  of  that 
morbid  wakefulness  which  brought  with  it  an  over- 
crowded mental  consciousness  of  existence  far  beyond 
my  own  physical  vision,  as  though  I  had  been  appointed 
night-watchman  for  the  whole  round  world,  with  a 
searching  eye  on  all  its  multitudinous  activities  and 
aberrations.  I  seemed  able  to  catch  its  breathing  as 
it  slept  its  cosmic  sleep.  I  seemed  to  brood  with  lunar 
aloofness  above  its  teeming  plains,  depressed  by  its 
enormous  dimensions,  confused  by  its  incomprehen- 

58 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  59 

sible  tangle  and  clutter  of  criss-cross  destinies.  Its 
uncountable  midnight  voices  seemed  to  merge  into  a 
vague  sigh,  so  pensively  remote,  so  unexpressibly 
tragic,  that  when  I  stood  in  my  doorway  and  caught 
the  sound  of  a  harebrained  young  Romeo  go  whistling 
down  past  the  Players'  Club  his  shrill  re-piping  of  a 
Broadway  roof-song  seemed  more  than  discordant;  it 
seemed  desecration.  The  fool  was  happy,  when  the 
whole  world  was  sitting  with  its  fists  clenched,  await- 
ing some  undefined  doom. 

It  was  long  past  midnight,  I  remembered  as  I  closed 
the  door.  For  it  must  have  been  an  hour  and  more 
since  I  had  looked  out  and  seen  the  twelve  ruby 
flashes  from  the  topmost  peak  of  the  Metropolitan 
Tower  signaling  its  dolorous  message  that  another 
day  had  gone.  I  had  watched  those  twelve  winks  with 
a  sinking  heart,  finding  something  sardonic  in  their 
brisk  levity,  for  I  had  been  reminded  by  a  telltale  neu- 
rasthenic twitching  of  my  right  eyelid  that  some  angling 
Satan  known  as  Insomnia  was  once  more  tugging  and 
jerking  at  my  soul,  as  a  fly-hook  tugs  and  jerks  at  a 
trout's  mouth. 

I  knew,  even  as  I  wandered  drearily  off  from  my 
house-door  and  paced  as  drearily  round  and  round  the 
iron-fence  park  enclosure,  that  I  was  destined  for 
another  sleepless  night.  And  I  had  no  intention  of 
passing  it  cooped  up  between  four  walls.  I  had  tried 
that  before,  and  in  that  way,  I  remembered,  madness 
lay. 

So  I  wandered  restlessly  on  through  the  deserted 
streets,  with  no  active  thought  of  destination  and  no 


60     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

immediate  sense  of  direction.  All  I  remembered  was 
that  the  city  lay  about  me,  bathed  in  a  night  of  ex- 
ceptional mildness,  a  night  that  should  have  left  it 
beautiful.  But  it  lay  about  me,  in  its  stillness,  as  dead 
and  flat  and  stale  as  a  tumbler  of  tepid  wine. 

I  flung  myself  wearily  down  on  a  bench  in  Madison 
Square,  facing  the  slowly  spurting  fountain  that  had  so 
often  seemed  to  me  a  sort  of  visible  pulse  of  the  sleep- 
ing city.  I  sat  peering  idly  up  at  the  Flatiron  Build- 
ing, where  like  an  eternal  plowshare  it  threw  its  eternal 
cross  furrows  of  Fifth  Avenue  and  Broadway  along 
the  city's  tangled  stubble  of  steel  and  stone.  Then  I 
peered  at  the  sleepers  all  about  me,  the  happy  sleepers 
huddled  and  sprawled  along  the  park  benches.  I  en- 
vied them,  every  mortal  of  that  ragged  and  homeless 
army!  I  almost  hated  them.  For  they  were  drinking 
deep  of  the  one  thing  I  had  been  denied. 

As  I  lounged  there  with  my  hat  pulled  down  over 
my  eyes,  I  listened  to  the  soothing  purr  and  splash  of 
the  ever-pulsing  fountain.  Then  I  let  my  gaze  wander 
disconsolately  southward,  out  past  the  bronze  statue  of 
Seward.  I  watched  the  driver  of  a  Twenty-third 
Street  taxicab  of  the  "night-hawk"  variety  asleep  on 
his  seat.  He  sat  there  in  his  faded  hat  and  coat,  as 
motionless  as  metal,  as  though  he  had  loomed  there 
through  all  the  ages,  like  a  brazen  statue  of  Slumber 
under  his  mellowing  patina  of  time. 

Then,  as  I  gazed  idly  northward,  I  suddenly  forgot 
the  fountain  and  the  night-hawk  chauffeur  and  the 
sleepers.  For  out  of  Fifth  Avenue,  past  where  the 
double    row    of    electric    globes    swung    down    the 


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gentle  slope  of  Murray  Hill  like  a  double  pearl-strand 
down  a  woman's  breast,  I  caught  sight  of  a  figure 
turning  quietly  into  the  quietness  of  the  square.  It 
attracted  and  held  my  eye  because  it  seemed  the  only 
movement  in  that  place  of  utter  stillness,  where  even 
the  verdigris-tinted  trees  stood  as  motionless  as  though 
they  had  been  cut  from  plates  of  copper. 

I  watched  the  figure  as  it  drew  nearer  and  nearer. 
The  lonely  midnight  seemed  to  convert  the  casual 
stroller  into  an  emissary  of  mystery,  into  something 
compelling  and  momentous.  I  sat  indolently  back  on 
my  park  bench,  peering  at  him  as  he  drifted  in  under 
the  milk-white  arc  lamps  whose  scattered  globes  were 
so  like  a  scurry  of  bubbles  caught  in  the  tree  branches. 

I  watched  the  stranger  as  closely  as  a  traveler  in  mid- 
ocean  watches  the  approach  of  a  lonely  steamer.  I 
did  not  move  as  he  stood  for  a  moment  beside  the 
fountain.  I  gave  no  sign  of  life  as  he  looked  slowly 
about,  hesitated,  and  then  crossed  over  to  the  end  of 
the  very  bench  on  which  I  sat.  There  was  something 
military-like  about  the  slim  young  figure  in  its  un- 
timely and  incongruous  cape  overcoat.  There  was  also 
something  alert  and  guardedly  observant  in  the  man's 
movements  as  he  settled  himself  back  in  the  bench.  He 
sat  there  listening  to  the  purr  and  splash  of  the  water. 
Then,  in  an  incredibly  short  space  of  time,  he  was 
fast  asleep. 

I  still  sat  beside  him.  I  was  still  idly  pondering  who 
and  what  the  newcomer  could  be,  when  another  move- 
ment attracted  my  attention.  It  was  the  almost  silent 
approach  of  a  second  and  larger  figure,  the  figure  of 


62     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

a  wide-shouldered  man  in  navy  blue  serge,  passing 
quietly  in  between  the  double  line  of  bench  sleepers. 
He  circled  once  about  the  granite-bowled  ring  of  the 
fountain.  Then  he  dropped  diffidently  into  the  seat 
next  to  the  man  in  the  cape  overcoat,  not  five  feet 
from  where  I  sat. 

Something  about  him,  from  the  moment  he  took  up 
that  position,  challenged  my  attention.  I  watched  him 
from  under  my  hat-brim  as  he  looked  guardedly  about. 
I  did  not  move  as  he  let  his  covert  eyes  dwell  for  a 
moment  or  two  on  my  lounging  figure.  I  still  watched 
him  as  he  bent  forward  and  listened  to  the  deep 
breathing  of  the  man  so  close  beside  him. 

Then  I  saw  a  hand  creep  out  from  his  side.  There 
was  something  quick  and  reptilious  in  its  movements. 
I  saw  it  feel  and  pad  about  the  sleeping  man's  breast. 
Then  I  saw  it  slip,  snake-like,  in  under  the  cloth  of 
the  coat. 

It  moved  about  there,  for  a  second  or  two,  as  though 
busily  exploring  the  recess  of  every  possible  pocket. 

Then  I  saw  the  stealthy  hand  quietly  but  quickly 
withdrawn.  As  it  came  away  it  brought  with  it  a 
packet  that  flashed  white  in  the  lamplight,  plainly  a 
packet  of  papers.  This  was  thrust  hurriedly  down  into 
the  coat  pocket  of  the  newcomer  next  to  me.  There 
was  not  a  sound.    There  was  no  more  movement. 

The  wide-shouldered  man  sat  there  for  what  must 
have  been  a  full  minute  of  time.  Then  he  rose  quietly 
to  his  feet  and  started  as  quietly  away. 

It  wasn't  until  then  that  the  full  reality  of  what  he 
had  done  came  home  to  me.     He  had  deliberately 


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robbed  a  sleeping  and  unprotected  man.  He  was  at 
that  moment  actually  carrying  away  the  spoils  of  some 
predetermined  and  audacious  theft.  And  I  had  sat 
calmly  and  unprotestingly  by  and  watched  a  thief, 
a  professional  "dip,"  enact  a  crime  under  my  very 
eyes,  within  five  feet  of  me! 

In  three  quick  steps  I  had  crossed  to  the  sleeping 
man's  side  and  was  shaking  him.  I  still  kept  my  eyes 
on  the  slowly  retreating  figure  of  the  thief  as  he  made 
his  apparently  diffident  way  up  through  the  square.  I 
had  often  heard  of  those  street  harpies  known  as 
"lush-dips,"  those  professional  pickpockets  who  prey 
on  the  wayside  inebriate.  But  never  before  had  I 
seen  one  at  work. 

"Quick !  Wake  up !"  I  cried,  with  a  desperate  shake 
at  the  sleeper's  shoulder.     "You've  been  robbed!" 

The  next  move  of  that  little  midnight  drama  was 
an  unexpected  and  startling  one.  Instead  of  being 
confronted  by  the  disputatious  maunderings  of  a  half- 
wakened  sleeper,  as  I  expected,  I  was  suddenly  and 
firmly  caught  by  the  arm  and  jerked  bodily  into  the 
seat  beside  him. 

"You've  been  robbed !"  I  repeated,  as  I  felt  that  firm 
grip  haul  me  seatward. 

"Shut  up !"  said  a  calm  and  very  wide-awake  voice, 
quite  close  to  my  ear.  I  struggled  to  tear  my  arm 
away  from  the  hand  that  still  clung  to  it. 

"But  you've  been  robbed!"  I  expostulated.  I  noticed 
that  his  own  gaze  was  already  directed  northward,  to- 
ward where  the  blue-clad  figure  still  moved  aimlessly 
on  under  the  arc  lamps. 


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"How  do  you  know  that?"  he  demanded.  I  was 
struck  by  his  resolute  and  rather  authoritative  voice. 

"Why,  I  saw  it  with  my  own  eyes!  And  there  goes 
the  man  who  did  it!"  I  told  him,  pointing  northward. 

He  jerked  down  my  hand  and  swung  around  on  me. 

"Watch  that  man!"  he  said,  almost  fiercely.  "But 
for  heaven's  sake  keep  still!" 

"What  does  this  mean?"  I  naturally  demanded. 

He  swept  me  with  one  quick  glance.  Yet  he  looked 
more  at  my  clothes,  I  fancy,  than  at  my  face.  My 
tailor  seemed  to  be  quite  satisfactory  to  him. 

"Who  are  you?"  he  asked.  I  took  my  time  in  an- 
swering, for  I  was  beginning  to  resent  his  repeated 
note  of  superiority. 

"My  name,  if  that's  what  you  mean,  happens  to  be 
the  uneuphonious  but  highly  respectable  one  of  Ker- 
foot — Witter  Kerfoot." 

"No,  no,"  he  said  with  quick  impatience.  "What 
are  you  ?" 

"I'm  nothing  much,  except  a  member  of  a  rather 
respectable  club,  and  a  man  who  doesn't  sleep  overly 
well." 

His  eyes  were  still  keenly  watching  the  slowly  de- 
parting figure.  My  flippancy  seemed  to  have  been  lost 
on  him.  His  muscular  young  hand  suddenly  tightened 
on  my  sleeve. 

"By  God,  sir,  you  can  help  me !"  he  cried,  under  his 
breath.  "You  must!  I've  a  right  to  call  on  you,  as 
a  decent  citizen,  as — " 

"Who  are  you?"  I  interrupted,  quite  myself  by  this 
time. 


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"I'm  Lieutenant  Palmer,"  he  absently  admitted,  all 
the  while  eying  the  moving  figure. 

"And  I've  got  to  get  that  man,  or  it'll  cost  me  a 
court-martial.  I've  got  to  get  him.  Wait!  Sit  back 
here  without  moving.    Now  watch  what  he  does !" 

I  saw  the  thief  drop  into  an  empty  bench,  glance, 
down  at  his  time-piece,  look  carelessly  about,  and  then: 
lean  back  with  his  legs  crossed.  Nothing  more  hap- 
pened. 

"Well,"  I  inquired,  "what's  the  game?" 

"It's  no  game,"  he  retorted,  in  his  quick  and  decisive 
tones.  "It's  damn  near  a  tragedy.  But  now  I've 
found  him!  I've  placed  him!  And  that's  the  man 
I'm  after!" 

"I  don't  doubt  it,"  I  languidly  admitted.  "But 
am  I  to  assume  that  this  little  bench  scene  was  a  sort 
of,  well,  a  sort  of  carefully  studied  out  trap?" 

"It  was  the  only  way  I  could  clinch  the  thing,"  he 
admitted. 

"Clinch  what  ?"  I  asked,  conscious  of  his  hesitation. 

"Oh,  you've  got  to  know,"  he  finally  conceded,  "now 
you've  seen  this  much !  And  I  know  you're — you're 
the  right  sort.  I  can't  tell  you  everything.  But  I'm 
off  the  Connecticut.  She's  the  flagship  of  our  Atlantic- 
fleet's  first  division,  the  flagship  of  Rear-Admiral 
Shrodder.  I  was  sent  to  confer  with  Admiral  Maddox, 
the  commandant  of  the  Navy  Yard.  Then  I  was  to 
communicate  with  Rear- Admiral  Kellner,  the  super- 
visor of  Naval  Auxiliaries.  It  was  in  connection  with 
the  navy's  new  Emergency  Wheel- Code.  I  can't  ex- 
plain it  to  you ;  there's  a  lot  of  navy-department  data 


66     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

I  can't  go  into.  But  I  was  ashore  here  in  New  York 
with  a  list  of  the  new  wireless  code  signals." 

"And  you  let  them  get  away?" 

"There  was  no  letting  about  it.  They  were  stolen 
from  me,  stolen  in  some  mysterious  way  I  can't  under- 
stand. I've  only  one  clue.  I'd  dined  at  the  Plaza. 
Then  I'd  gone  to  the  ballroom  and  sat  through  the 
amateur  theatricals  for  the  French  Hospital.  I'd  been 
carrying  the  code  forms  and  they'd  been  worrying  me. 
So  I  'split  the  wheel,'  as  we  say  in  the  service.  I 
mean  I'd  divided  'em  and  left  one  half  locked  up  at 
my  hotel  while  I  still  carried  the  other  half.  Each 
part,  I  knew,  would  be  useless  without  the  other.  How 
or  when  they  got  the  half  I  was  carrying  I  can't  tell, 
for  the  life  of  me.  I  remember  dancing  two  or  three 
times  in  the  ballroom  after  the  theatricals.  But  it 
couldn't  have  been  any  of  those  women.  They  weren't 
that  sort." 

"Then  who  was  it?"  For  the  first  time  a  sense  of 
his  boyishness  had  crept  over  me. 

"That's  just  it;  I  don't  know.  But  I  kept  feeling 
that  I  was  being  shadowed.  I  was  almost  positive  I 
was  being  trailed.  They  would  be  after  the  second 
half,  I  felt.  So  I  made  a  dummy,  and  loafed  about 
all  day  waiting  for  a  sign.  I  kept  it  up  until  to-night. 
Then,  when  I  actually  found  I  was  being  followed, 
every  move  I  made,  I — " 

His  voice  trailed  off  and  he  caught  at  my  arm  again. 

"See,  he's  on  the  move  again!  He's  going,  this 
time.  And  that's  the  man!  I  want  you  to  help  me 
watch  him,  watch  every  step  and  trick.    And  if  there's 


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a  second  man,  I'm  going  to  get  you  to  follow  him, 
while  I  stick  to  this  one.  It's  not  altogether  for  my- 
self, remember;  it's  more  for  the  whole  Service!" 

We  were  on  our  feet  by  this  time,  passing  northward 
along  the  asphalted  walks  that  wound  in  and  out  be- 
tween the  trees. 

"You  mean  this  man's  a  sort  of  agent,  a  foreign 
spy,  after  your  naval  secrets  ?"  I  asked,  as  we  watched 
the  figure  in  blue  circle  casually  out  toward  Fifth 
Avenue. 

"That's  what  I've  got  to  find  out.  And  I'm  going  to 
do  it,  if  I  have  to  follow  him  to  hell  and  back !"  was 
the  young  officer's  answer.  Then  he  suddenly  drew 
up,  with  a  whispered  warning. 

"You'd  better  go  west,  toward  Broadway.  Then 
walk  north  into  Fifth  Avenue  again,  toward  Brentano's 
corner.  I'll  swing  up  Madison  Avenue  on  the  opposite 
side  of  him,  and  walk  west  on  Twenty-sixth  Street. 
Don't  speak  to  me  as  we  pass.  But  watch  him,  every 
moment.     And  if  there's  a  second  man,  follow  him!" 

A  moment  later  I  was  sauntering  westward  toward 
the  old  Hoffman  House  corner.  As  I  approached  the 
avenue  curb  I  saw  the  unperturbed  figure  in  blue  stop 
beside  the  Farragut  Monument  on  the  northwest  fringe 
of  Madison  Square.  I  saw  him  take  out  a  cigar,  slowly 
and  deliberately  strike  a  match  on  the  stonework  of 
the  exedra,  and  then  as  slowly  and  deliberately  light 
his  cigar. 

I  felt,  as  I  saw  it,  that  it  was  some  sort  of  a  signal. 
This  suspicion  grew  stronger,  when,  a  moment  later, 
I  saw  a  woman  step  out  of  a  near-by  doorway.     She 


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wore  a  plumed  Gainsborough  hat  and  a  cream-colored 
gown.  Over  her  slender  young  shoulders,  I  further 
made  out,  hung  an  opera  cloak  of  delicate  lacework. 

She  stood  for  a  moment  at  the  carriage  step,  as 
though  awaiting  a  car  or  taxi.  Then  she  quickly- 
crossed  the  avenue  and,  turning  north,  passed  the  wait- 
ing man  in  blue.  She  passed  him  without  a  spoken 
word. 

But  as  the  cream-colored  figure  drifted  nonchalantly 
by  the  broad-shouldered  man  I  caught  a  fleeting 
glimpse  of  something  passing  between  them,  a  hint 
of  one  hand  catching  a  white  packet  from  another.  It 
was  a  hint,  and  nothing  more.     But  it  was  enough. 

My  first  impulse,  as  I  saw  that  movement,  was  to 
circle  quickly  about  and  warn  Palmer  of  what  had 
taken  place.  A  moment's  thought,  however,  showed 
me  the  danger  of  this.  And  the  young  lieutenant,  I 
could  see,  had  already  changed  his  course,  so  that  his 
path  southward  through  the  center  of  the  square 
paralleled  that  of  the  other  man  now  walking  more 
briskly  along  the  avenue  curb. 

He  had  clearly  stated  that  I  was  to  watch  any  con- 
federate. I  had  no  intention  to  quibble  over  side- 
issues.  As  I  started  northward,  indeed,  after  that 
mysterious  figure  in  the  Gainsborough  hat  and  the 
cream-colored  gown,  a  most  pleasurable  and  purpose- 
ful tingle  of  excitement  thrilled  up  and  down  my  back- 
bone. 

I  shadowed  her  as  guardedly  as  I  was  able,  follow- 
ing her  block  by  block  as  she  hurried  up  the  empty 
thoroughfare  that  was  now  as  quiet  and  lonely  as  a 


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glacial  moraine.  My  one  fear  was  that  she  would 
reach  the  Waldorf,  or  some  equally  complex  beehive 
of  human  life,  before  I  could  overtake  her.  Once 
there,  I  knew,  she  would  be  as  completely  lost  as  a 
needle  in  a  haystack. 

She  may  have  suspected  me  by  this  time,  I  felt,  for 
twice  I  saw  her  look  back  over  her  shoulder. 

Then  I  suddenly  stopped  and  ducked  into  a  door- 
way. For  a  moment  after  I  saw  a  taxicab  come  clat- 
tering into  the  avenue  out  of  Thirty-third  Street  I  dis- 
covered that,  at  her  repeated  gesture,  it  was  pulling  up 
beside  the  curb. 

I  stood  well  back  in  the  shadow  until  she  had 
climbed  into  the  seat,  the  door  had  slammed  shut,  and 
the  driver  had  turned  his  vehicle  about  and  started 
northward  again.  Then  I  skirted  along  the  shop  fronts, 
darted  across  the  street,  and  made  straight  for  the 
hotel  cabstand  and  a  taxi  driver  drowsily  exhaling 
cigarette  smoke  up  toward  the  tepid  midnight  skies.. 
The  bill  I  thrust  into  his  hand  took  all  the  sleep  out 
of  his  body  and  ended  the  incense  to  the  morning 
stars. 

"Up  the  avenue,"  I  said  as  I  clambered  in.  "And 
follow  that  taxicab  two  blocks  behind  until  it  turns,  and 
then  run  up  on  it  and  wait." 

It  turned  at  Forty-second  Street  and  went  eastward 
to  Lexington  Avenue.  Then,  doubling  on  its  tracks-, 
it  swung  southward  again.  We  let  it  clatter  on  well 
ahead  of  us.  But  as  it  turned  suddenly  westward,  at 
the  corner  of  Twenty-third  Street,  we  broke  the  speed 
laws  to  draw  once  mere  up  to  it.    Then,  as  we  crossed 


yo     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Twenty-third  Street,  I  told  the  driver  to  keep  on 
southward  toward  Gramercy  Square.  For  I  had  caught 
sight  of  the  other  taxi  already  drawn  up  at  the  curb 
half-way  between  Lexington  and  Fourth  Avenues. 

A  moment  after  we  jolted  across  the  car  tracks  I 
slipped  away  from  my  cab  and  ran  back  to  the  cross- 
street  on  foot.  As  I  reached  the  corner  I  caught  sight 
of  a  figure  in  a  cream-colored  gown  cross  the  sidewalk 
and  step  quickly  into  the  doorway  of  a  shabby  four- 
storied  building. 

I  had  no  time  to  study  this  building.  It  might  have 
been  an  antiquated  residence  turned  into  a  cluster  of 
artist's  studios,  or  a  third-rate  domicile  of  third-rate 
business  firms.  My  one  important  discovery  was  that 
the  door  opened  as  I  turned  the  knob  and  that  I  was 
able  quietly  and  quickly  to  step  into  the  dark  hallway. 

I  stood  there  in  the  gloom,  listening  intently.  I 
could  hear  the  light  and  hurried  click  of  shoe  heels 
on  the  bare  tread-boards  of  the  stairs.  I  waited  and 
listened  and  carefully  counted  these  clicks.  I  knew, 
as  I  did  so,  that  the  woman  had  climbed  to  the  top 
floor. 

Then  I  heard  the  chink  of  metal,  the  sound  of  a  key 
thrust  into  a  lock,  and  then  the  cautious  closing  of  a 
door.  Then  I  found  myself  surrounded  by  nothing 
but  darkness  and  silence  again. 

I  stood  there  in  deep  thought  for  a  minute  or  two. 
Then  I  groped  my  way  cautiously  to  the  foot' of  the 
s  Lairs,  found  the  heavy  old-fashioned  balustrade,  and 
slowly  and  silently  climbed  the  stairway. 

I  did  not  stop  until  I  found  myself  on  the  top  floor 


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of  that  quiet  and  many-odored  building.  I  paused 
there,  at  a  standstill,  peering  through  the  darkness  that 
surrounded  me. 

My  search  was  rewarded  by  the  discovery  of  one 
thin  streak  of  yellow  light  along  what  must  have  been 
the  bottom  of  a  closed  door.  Just  beyond  that  door, 
I  felt,  my  pursuit  was  to  come  to  an  end. 

I  groped  my  way  to  the  wall  and  tiptoed  quietly  for- 
ward. When  I  came  to  the  door,  I  let  my  hand  close 
noiselessly  about  the  knob.  Then,  cushioning  it  with 
a  firm  grasp,  I  turned  it  slowly,  inch  by  inch. 

The  door,  I  found,  was  locked.  But  inside  the 
room  I  could  still  hear  the  occasional  click  of  shoe 
heels  and  the  indeterminate  noises  of  an  occupant  mov- 
ing quietly  yet  hurriedly  about. 

I  stood  there,  puzzled,  depressed  by  my  first  feeling 
of  frustration.  Then  I  made  out  the  vague  oblong  of 
what  must  have  been  a  window  in  the  rear  of  a  narrow 
hall.  I  tiptoed  back  to  this  window,  in  the  hope  that 
it  might  lead  to  something.  I  found,  to  my  disappoint- 
ment, that  it  was  barred  with  half-inch  iron  rods.  And 
this  meant  a  second  defeat. 

As  I  tested  these  rods  I  came  on  one  that  was  not  so 
secure  as  the  others.  One  quiet  and  steady  wrench 
brought  an  end-screw  bodily  out  of  the  half-rotted 
wood.  Another  patient  twist  or  two  entirely  freed 
the  other  end. 

I  found  myself  armed  with'  a  four-foot  bar,  sharp- 
ened wedge-like  at  each  end  for  its  screw  head.  So  I 
made  my  way  silently  back  to  the  pencil  of  yellow 
lieht  and  the  locked  door  above  it.     I  stood  there 


>2     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

listening  for  a  minute  or  two.  All  I  could  hear  was 
the  running  of  tap  water  and  the  occasional  rustling 
of  a  paper.  So  I  quietly  forced  the  edge  of  my  rod  in 
between  the  door  and  its  jamb,  and  as  quietly  levered 
the  end  outward. 

Something  had  to  give  under  that  strain.  I  was 
woefully  afraid  that  it  would  be  the  lock  bar  itself. 
This  I  knew  would  go  with  a  snap,  and  promptly  be- 
tray my  movement.  But  as  I  increased  the  pressure  I 
could  see  that  it  was  the  socket  screws  that  were  slowly 
yielding  in  the  pine  wood  jamb. 

I  stopped  and  waited  for  some  obliterating  noise  be- 
fore venturing  the  last  thrust  that  would  send  the 
bolt  free  of  the  loosening  socket.  It  came  with  the 
sudden  sound  of  steps  and  the  turning  off  of  the  run- 
ning tap.  The  door  had  been  forced  open  and  stood 
an  inch  or  two  from  the  jamb  before  the  steps  sounded 
again. 

I  waited,  with  my  heart  in  my  mouth,  wondering 
if  anything  had  been  overheard,  if  anything  had  been 
discovered.  It  was  only  then,  too,  that  the  enormity 
of  my  offense  came  home  to  me.  I  was  a  house- 
breaker. I  was  playing  the  part  of  a  midnight  bur- 
glar. I  was  facing  a  situation  in  which  I  had  no  imme- 
diate interest.  I  was  being  confronted  by  perils  I 
had  no  means  of  comprehending.  But  I  intended  to 
get  inside  that  room,  no  matter  what  it  cost. 

I  heard,  as  I  stood  there,  the  sound  of  a  drawer  be- 
ing opened  and  closed.  Then  came  a  heel-click  or 
two  on  the  wooden  floor,  and  then  an  impatient  and 
quite   audible    sigh.      There   was    no    mistaking    that 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE 


/o 


sigh.  It  was  as  freighted  with  femininity  as  though 
I  had  heard  a  woman's  voice.  And  nothing  was  to 
be  gained  by  waiting.  So  I  first  leaned  my  iron  rod 
silently  against  the  door  corner.  Then,  taking  a  deep 
breath,  I  stepped  quickly  and  noiselessly  into  the 
lighted  room. 

I  stood  there,  close  beside  the  partly  opened  door, 
blinking  a  little  at  the  sudden  glare  of  light.  There 
was  an  appreciable  interval  before  the  details  of  the 
scene  could  register  themselves  on  my  mind. 

What  I  saw  was  a  large  and  plainly  furnished 
room.  Across  one  corner  stood  a  rolltop  desk,  and 
from  the  top  of  this  I  caught  the  glimmer  of  a  tele- 
phone transmitter.  In  the  rear  wall  stood  two  old- 
fashioned,  low-silled  windows.  Against  this  wall,  and 
between  these  two  windows,  stood  a  black  iron  safe. 

Before  the  open  door  of  this  safe,  with  her  back 
turned  to  me,  was  the  woman  in  the  cream-colored 
gown.  It  was  quite  plain  that  she  was  not  yet  aware 
of  my  presence. 

She  had  thrown  her  hat  and  cape  aside,  and  was  at 
the  moment  bending  low  over  the  dark  maw  of  the 
opened  safe,  reaching  into  its  recesses  with  one  white 
and  rounded  arm.  I  stood  there  watching  her,  won- 
dering what  move  would  be  most  effective.  I  made 
no  sound ;  of  that  I  was  certain.  Yet  some  sixth  sense 
must  have  warned  her  of  my  presence.  For  without 
rhyme  or  reason  she  suddenly  stood  erect,  and  swing- 
ing about  in  her  tracks,  confronted  me. 

Her  face,  which  had  been  a  little  flushed  from  stoop- 
ing, went  white.     She  stared  at  me  without  speaking, 


74     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

her  eyes  wide  with  terrified  wonder.  I  could  see  her 
lips  slowly  part,  as  the  shock  of  what  she  beheld  began 
to  relax  the  jaw  muscles  along  the  olive-white  cheek. 

I  stared  back  at  her  with  a  singularly  disengaged 
mind.  I  felt,  in  fact,  very  much  at  my  ease,  very 
much  the  master  of  the  situation.  As  an  opponent,  I 
could  see,  she  would  be  more  than  mysterious.  She 
would,  in  fact,  be  extremely  interesting. 

Her  next  move,  however,  threw  a  new  complexion 
on  the  situation.  For  she  unexpectedly  let  her  hand 
dart  out  to  the  wall  beside  her,  just  behind  the  safe 
top.  As  she  did  so,  I  could  hear  the  snap  of  a  switch 
button;  the  next  moment  the  light  went  out.  It  left 
the  room  in  impenetrable  darkness. 

I  stood  there,  unprepared  for  any  offensive  or  de- 
fensive movement.  Yet  my  enemy,  I  knew,  was  not 
idle.  As  I  stood  peering  unavailingly  through  the 
gloom  I  could  hear  the  quick  thud  of  the  safe  door 
being  shut.  Then  came  the  distinct  sound  of  a  heavy 
key  being  thrust  and  turned  in  a  metal  lock — the  safe, 
obviously,  was  of  the  old-fashioned  key-tumbler  make 
— and  then  the  noise  of  this  key  being  withdrawn. 
Then  came  a  click  or  two  of  shoe  heels,  a  rustle  of 
clothing,  and  a  moment  later  the  startlingly  sharp 
shattering  of  a  window-pane. 

The  woman  had  deliberately  locked  the  safe  and 
flung  the  key  through  the  window!  She  had  stolen 
a  march  on  me.  She  had  defeated  me  in  the  first 
movement  of  our  encounter.  My  hesitation  had  been 
a  mistake,  a  costly  mistake. 

"Be  so  good  as  to  turn  on  that  light !"  I  commanded. 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  75 

Not  a  sound  came  from  the  darkness. 

"Turn  on  that  light,"  I  cried.  "Turn  on  that  light 
or  I'll  fire!  I'll  rake  every  foot  of  this  room!"  And 
with  that  I  gave  a  very  significant  double  click  to  my 
cigarette  case  spring. 

The  light  came  on  again,  as  suddenly  as  it  went 
out.    I  discreetly  pocketed  my  cigarette  case. 

The  woman  was  standing  beside  the  safe,  as  before, 
studying  me  with  her  wide  and  challenging  eyes.  But 
all  this  time  not  a  word  had  come  from  her  lips. 

"Sit  down!"  I  commanded,  as  authoritatively  and 
yet  as  offhandedly  as  I  could.  It  was  then  that  she 
spoke  for  the  first  time. 

"Thank  you,  I  prefer  to  stand!"  was  her  answer. 
She  spoke  calmly  and  distinctly  and  almost  without 
accent.  Yet  I  felt  the  voice  was,  in  some  way,  a  for- 
eign one.  Some  vague  substratum  of  the  exotic  in  the 
carefully  enunciated  tones  made  me  surmise  that  she 
was  either  an  Austrian  or  a  Gallicized  Hungarian,  or 
if  not  that,  possibly  a  Polish  woman. 

"You  will  be  here  for  some  time,"  I  hinted. 

"And  you?"  she  asked.  I  noticed  an  almost  im- 
perceptible shrug  of  her  softly  rounded  shoulder.  Rice 
powder,  I  imagined,  somewhat  increased  its  general 
effect  of  dead-whiteness. 

"I'll  be  here  until  that  safe  is  opened,"  was  my  re- 
tort. 

"That  long?"  she  mocked. 

"That  long!"  I  repeated,  exasperated  at  her  slow 
smile. 

"Ah,  then  I  shall  sit  down,"  she  murmured  as  she 


76     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

caught  up  the  lace  cape  and  adjusted  it  about  her 
shoulders.  "For,  believe  me,  that  will  be  a  very,  very- 
long  time,  monsieur!'' 

I  watched  her  carefully  as  she  crossed  the  room 
and  sank  into  a  chair.  She  drew  her  cream-colored 
train  across  her  knees  with  frugal  and  studious  delib- 
erateness. 

It  suddenly  flashed  over  me,  as  I  watched  her,  that 
her  ruse  might  have  been  a  double-barreled  one.  Ob- 
liquity such  as  hers  would  have  unseen  convolutions. 
It  was  not  the  key  to  the  safe  she  had  flung  through 
the  window !  She  would  never  have  been  so  foolish. 
It  was  a  trick,  a  subterfuge.  She  still  had  that  key 
somewhere  about  her. 

"And  now  what  must  I  do?"  she  asked  as  she  drew 
the  cloak  closer  about  her  shoulders. 

"You  can  hand  me  over  the  key  to  that  safe,"  was 
my  answer. 

She  could  actually  afford  to  laugh  a  little. 

"That  is  quite  impossible !" 

"I  want  that  key !"  I  insisted. 

"Pardon,  but  is  this  not — dangerous?"  she  mildly 
inquired.  "Is  it  not  so,  to  break  into  houses  at  mid- 
night, and  rob  women?" 

It  was  my  turn  to  laugh. 

"Not  a  bit  of  it,"  I  calmly  assured  her.  "And  you 
can  judge  if  I'm  frightened  or  not.  There's  something 
much  more  dangerous  than  that!" 

She  was  again  studying  me  with  her  puzzled  and 
ever-narrowing  eyes. 

"Which  means?"  she  prompted. 


THE  STOLEN  VvrHEEL-CODE  yy 

"Well,  for  example,  the  theft  of  government  naval 
codes,  among  other  things." 

"You  are  very,  very  drunk,"  she  retorted  with  her 
quietly  scoffing  smile.  "Or  you  are  insane,  quite  in- 
sane. May  I  not  lock  my  jewels  in  my  own  safe?  Ah, 
I  begin  to  see — this  is  a  trick,  that  you  may  steal 
from  me !" 

"Then  why  not  send  for  the  police?"  I  challenged, 
pointing  toward  the  telephone. 

A  look  of  guile  crept  into  her  studious  eyes. 

"You  will  permit  that?"  she  asked. 

"I  invite  it,"  was  my  answer. 

"Then  I  shall  call  for  help." 

"Only  from  the  police." 

"Yes;  I  shall  call  for  help,"  she  repeated,  crossing 
to  the  telephone. 

I  leaned  forward  as  she  stood  in  front  of  it.  I 
caught  her  bare  arm  in  my  left  hand,  just  below  the 
elbow.  As  I  drew  it  backward  it  brought  her  body 
against  mine,  pinning  her  other  arm  down  close  against 
my  side. 

The  thing  was  repugnant  to  me,  but  it  was  neces- 
sary. As  I  pinioned  her  there,  writhing  and  panting, 
I  deliberately  thrust  my  right  hand  into  the  open  bosom 
of  her  gown.  I  was  dimly  conscious  of  a  faint  aura 
of  perfume,  of  a  sense  of  warmth  behind  the  soft  and 
lace-fringed  corsage.  But  it  was  the  key  itself  that 
redeemed  the  rude  assault  and  brought  a  gasp  of  re- 
lief to  my  lips — the  huge  brass  key,  as  big  as  an  egg 
beater. 

"Lache!"  I  heard  gasped  into  my  ear. 


78     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

The  woman  staggered  to  a  chair,  white  to  the  lips ; 
and  for  a  moment  or  two  I  thought  she  was  going  to 
faint. 

"Oh,  you  dog!"  she  gasped,  as  she  sat  there  panting 
and  staring  at  me  with  blazing  eyes.    "Cochon!  Cur!" 

But  I  paid  little  heed  to  her,  for  the  wine  of  victory 
was  already  coursing  and  tingling  through  my  veins. 

"You  know,  you  can  still  call  the  police,"  I  told 
her  as  I  faced  the  heavy  black  door  of  the  safe.  One 
turn  of  the  wrist,  I  knew,  would  bring  me  face  to 
face  with  my  prize. 

A  sudden  movement  from  the  woman,  as  I  stooped 
over  the  safe  door,  brought  me  round  in  a  flash.  She 
was  on  her  feet  and  half-way  across  the  room  before 
I  could  intercept  her.  And  I  was  not  any  too  gentle, 
I'm  afraid,  for  the  excitement  of  the  thing  had  gone 
to  my  head. 

That  earlier  assault  at  my  hands  seemed  to  have 
intimidated  her.  I  could  see  actual  terror  in  her  eyes 
as  I  forced  her  back  against  the  wall.  She  must  have 
realized  her  helplessness.  She  stared  up  into  my  face, 
bewildered,  desperate.  There  was  something  supple 
and  panther-like  about  her,  something  alluring  and  yet 
disturbing.  I  could  see  what  an  effective  weapon  that 
sheer  physical  beauty  of  hers  might  be,  once  its  tiger- 
ish menace  had  been  fully  sheathed. 

"Wait!"  she  cried,  catching  at  my  arm.  "If  there 
is  anything  you  want  I  will  give  it  to  you." 

"There  are  several  things  I  want,"  was  my  uncom- 
promising answer. 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  79 

"But  why  should  you  want  them?"  she  asked,  still 
clinging  to  my  arm. 

"It's  my  duty  to  take  them,"  I  replied,  unconscious 
of  any  mendacity.  "That's  what  I'm  sent  here  for! 
That's  why  I've  watched  the  man  who  gave  you  the 
packet !" 

"What  packet?" 

"The  packet  you  took  in  Madison  Square  an  hour 
ago;  the  packet  you  locked  in  this  safe!  And  if  you 
like  I'll  tell  you  just  what  that  packet  is!" 

"This  is  some  mistake,  some  very  sad  mistake,"  she 
had  the  effrontery  to  declare.  Her  arm  still  clung  to 
me.  Her  face  was  very  close  to  mine  as  she  went 
on.  "I  can  explain  everything,  if  you  will  only  give 
me  the  time — everything !  I  can  show  you  where  you 
are  wrong,  and  how  you  may  suffer  through  a  mistake 
like  this!" 

"We  can  talk  all  that  over  later,"  I  promptly  told 
her,  for  I  was  beginning  to  suspect  that  her  object  now 
was  merely  to  kill  time,  to  keep  me  there,  in  the  hope 
of  some  chance  discovery.  I  peered  about  the  room, 
wondering  what  would  be  the  quickest  way  out  of 
my  dilemma. 

"What  are  you  going  to  do?"  she  asked  as  she 
watched  me  shove  a  chair  over  against  the  wall,  di- 
rectly beside  the  safe. 

"I'm  going  to  seat  you  very  comfortably  in  this 
very  comfortable  chair,"  I  informed  her,  "and  in  this 
equally  comfortable  corner  directly  behind  the  safe 
door.    And  at  the  first  trick  or  sign  of  trouble,  I'm 


So     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

afraid  I'm  going  to  make  a  hole  right  through  one  of 
those  nice  white  shoulders  of  yours!" 

She  sat  down  without  being  forced  into  the  chair. 
Her  alert  and  ever-moving  eyes  blazed  luminously 
from  her  dead-white  face.  I  knew,  as  I  thrust  the  huge 
key  in  the  safe  lock  and  turned  it  back  that  she  would 
have  to  be  watched,  and  watched  every  moment  of  the 
time. 

I  had  already  counted  on  the  safe  door,  as  it  swung 
back,  making  a  barrier  across  the  corner  in  which  she 
sat.  This  I  found  to  be  the  case.  I  took  a  second  pre- 
caution, however,  by  shoving  a  tilted  chair-back  firmly 
in  under  the  edge  of  the  safe  lock. 

I  knew,  as  I  stooped  before  the  open  strong  box, 
that  she  could  make  no  sudden  move  without  my  be- 
ing conscious  of  it.  I  also  knew  that  time  was  pre- 
cious. So  I  reached  into  the  depths  of  the  almost 
empty  safe  and  lifted  out  a  number  of  papers  neatly 
held  together  by  a  rubber  band. 

These  I  placed  on  the  safe  top.  Then  I  snapped  off 
the  band  and  examined  the  first  document.  On  the 
back  of  it,  neatly  inscribed  in  French,  was  the  emi- 
nently satisfactory  legend :  "Plans  and  Specifications ; 
Bs.  Lake  Torpedo  Company,  Bridgeport."  The  next 
packet  was  a  blue  print  of  war  projectiles,  and  on  the 
back  of  it  was  written:  "Model  Tracings,  through 
Jenner,  from  the  Bliss  &  Company  Works — 18 — Self- 
Projectors." 

The  third  packet  carried  no  inscription.  But  as 
I  opened  it  I  saw  at  a  glance  what  it  was.  I  knew 
in  a  moment  that  I  held  before  me  the  governmental 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  81 

wheel-code  of  wireless  signals  in  active  service.  It 
was  the  code  that  had  been  stolen  from  Lieutenant 
Palmer.  The  fourth  and  last  paper,  I  found,  was 
plainly  the  dummy  which  had  been  taken  from  the 
same  officer  that  night  in  Madison  Square.  The  case 
was  complete.    The  chase  was  over  and  done. 

"In  the  cash  drawer,  on  the  right,  you  will  find 
more,"  quietly  remarked  the  young  woman  watching 
me  from  the  side  of  the  safe. 

"It's  locked,"  I  said,  as  I  tugged  at  the  drawer  knob. 
I  stood  erect  at  her  sudden  laugh. 

"Why  not  take  everything?"  she  asked,  with  her 
scoffing  smile. 

And  I  saw  no  reason  why  I  shouldn't;  though  a 
suspicion  crossed  my  mind  that  this  might  be  still 
another  ruse  to  kill  time.  If  such  it  was,  I  faced  it 
at  once,  for  I  sent  my  boot  heel  promptly  in  against 
the  wooden  cash  drawer,  smashing  it  at  one  blow. 

She  had  been  mistaken,  or  had  deliberately  lied,  for 
the  drawer  was  empty.  And  I  told  her  so,  with  con- 
siderable heat. 

"Ah,  we  all  make  mistakes,  I  think,"  she  murmured 
with  her  enigmatic  shrug. 

"What  I  want  to  know,"  I  said  as  I  banded  the 
four  papers  together  and  thrust  them  down  in  my 
pocket,  "is  just  how  you  got  that  first  code  from  my 
young  friend  the  lieutenant?" 

She  smiled  again,  a  little  wearily,  as  I  swung  the 
safe  door  shut  and  locked  it.  She  did  not  rise  from 
the  chair.  But  as  I  stood  confronting  her,  something 
in   my  attitude,   apparently,   struck  her  as   distinctly 


82     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

humorous.  For  she  broke  into  a  sudden  and  deeper 
ripple  of  laughter.  There  was,  however,  something 
icy  and  chilling  in  it.  Her  eyes  now  seemed  more 
veiled.  They  had  lost  their  earlier  look  of  terror.  Her 
face  seemed  to  have  relaxed  into  softer  contours. 

"Would  you  like  to  know?"  she  said,  lifting  her 
face  and  looking  with  that  older,  half-mocking  glance 
into  my  own.  She  was  speaking  slowly  and  delib- 
erately, and  I  could  see  the  slight  shrug  she  gave  to 
one  panther-like  shoulder.  "Would  I  be  so  out  of 
place  in  a  ballroom?  Ah,  have  not  more  things  than 
hearts  been  lost  when  a  man  dances  with  a  woman?" 

"I  see — you  mean  you  stole  it,  at  the  Plaza?" 

"Not  at  all,  monsieur!"  she  murmured  languidly 
back.  Then  she  drew  a  deeper  breath,  and  sat  more 
rigid  in  her  straight-back  chair. 

Something  about  her  face,  at  that  moment,  puzzled 
me.  It  seemed  to  hold  some  latent  note  of  confidence. 
The  last  trace  of  fear  had  fled  from  it.  There  was 
something  strangely  like  triumph,  muffled  triumph, 
in  it. 

An  arrow  of  apprehension  shot  through  me,  as  I 
stooped  peering  into  her  shadowy  eyes.  It  went 
through  my  entire  body,  sharp  as  an  electric  shock. 
It  brought  me  wheeling  suddenly  about  with  my  back 
to  her  and  my  face  to  the  open  room. 

Then  I  understood.  I  saw  through  it  all,  in  one 
tingling  second.  For  there,  facing  me,  stood  the  figure 
of  a  man  in  navy  blue.  It  was  the  same  figure  that 
I  had  followed  through  the  square. 

But  now  there  was  nothing  secretive  or  circuitous 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  83 

about  his  attitude.  It  was  quite  the  other  way ;  for  as 
he  stood  there  he  held  a  blue-barreled  revolver  in  his 
hand.  And  I  could  see,  only  too  plainly,  that  it  was 
leveled  directly  at  me.  The  woman's  ruse  had  worked. 
I  had  wasted  too  much  time.  The  confederate  for 
whom  she  was  plainly  waiting  had  come  to  her  rescue. 

The  man  took  three  or  four  steps  farther  into  the 
room.  His  revolver  was  still  covering  me.  I  heard  a 
little  gasp  from  the  woman  as  she  rose  to  her  feet. 
I  took  it  for  a  gasp  of  astonishment. 

"You  are  going  to  kill  him?"  she  cried  in  German. 

"Haven't  I  got  to?"  asked  back  the  man.  He  spoke 
in  English  and  without  an  accent.  "Don't  you  under- 
stand he's  a  safe-breaker?  He's  broken  into  this 
house?  So!  He's  caught  in  the  act — he's  shot  in  self- 
defense  !" 

I  watched  the  gun  barrel.  The  man's  calm  words 
seemed  to  horrify  the  woman  at  my  side.  But  there 
was  not  a  trace  of  pity  in  her  voice  as  she  spoke  again. 

"Wait!"  she  cried. 

"Why?"  asked  the  man  with  the  gun. 

"He  has  everything — the  code,  the  plans,  every- 
thing." 

"Get  them!"  commanded  the  man. 

"But  he's  armed,"  she  explained. 

A  sneer  crossed  the  other's  impassive  face. 

"What  if  he  is?    Take  his  gun;  take  everything!" 

The  woman  stepped  close  to  where  I  stood.  Again 
I  came  within  the  radius  of  her  perfumes.  I  could 
even  feel  her  breath  on  my  face.  Her  movements 
were  more  than  ever  panther-like  as  she  went  through 


84     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

my  pockets,  one  by  one.  Yet  her  flashing  and  dex- 
trous hands  found  no  revolver,  for  the  simple  reason 
there  was  none  to  find.    This  puzzled  and  worried  her. 

"Hurry  up!''  commanded  the  man  covering  me. 

She  stepped  back  and  to  one  side,  with  the  packet 
in  her  hand. 

"Now  close  the  windows!"  ordered  the  man. 

My  heart  went  down  in  my  boots  as  I  heard  the  thud 
of  that  second  closed  window.  There  was  going  to 
be  no  waste  of  time. 

I  thought  of  catching  the  woman  and  holding  her 
shield-like  before  me.  I  thought  of  the  telephone;  the 
light-switch ;  the  window.  But  they  all  seemed  hopeless. 

The  woman  turned  away,  holding  her  hands  over 
her  ears.  The  incongruous  thought  flashed  through 
me  that  two  hours  before  I  had  called  the  city  flat  and 
stale;  and  here,  within  a  rifle  shot  of  my  own  door,  I 
was  standing  face  to  face  with  death  itself ! 

"Look  here,"  I  cried,  much  as  I  hated  to,  "what  do 
you  get  out  of  this  ?" 

"Yoti!"  said  the  man. 

"And  what  good  will  that  do?" 

"It'll  probably  shut  your  mouth,  for  one  thing!" 

"But  there  are  other  mouths,"  I  cried.  "And  I'm 
afraid  they'll  have  a  great  deal  to  say." 

"I'm  ready  for  them!"  was  his  answer. 

I  could  see  his  arm  raise  a  little,  and  straighten  out 
as  it  raised.  The  gun  barrel  was  nothing  but  a  black 
"O"  at  the  end  of  my  line  of  vision.  I  felt  my  heart 
stop,  for  I  surmised  what  the  movement  meant. 


THE  STOLEN  WHEEL-CODE  85 

Then  I  laughed  outright,  aloud,  and  altogether  fool- 
ishly and  hysterically. 

The  strain  had  been  too  much  for  me,  and  the  snap 
bf  the  release  had  come  too  suddenly,  too  unexpect- 
edly. I  could  see  the  man  with  the  gun  blink  per- 
plexedly, for  a  second  or  two,  and  then  I  could  see  the 
tightening  of  his  thin-lipped  mouth.  But  that  was  not 
all  I  had  seen. 

For  through  the  half-closed  door  I  had  caught  sight 
of  the  slowly  raised  iron  rod,  the  very  rod  I  had 
wrenched  from  the  outer  hall  window.  I  had  seen  its 
descent  at  the  moment  I  realized  the  finality  in  those 
quickly  tightening  lips. 

It  struck  the  arm  on  its  downward  sweep.  But  it 
was  not  in  time  to  stop  the  discharge  of  the  revolver. 
The  report  thundered  through  the  room  as  the  bullet 
ripped  and  splintered  into  the  pine  of  the  floor.  At 
the  same  moment  the  discharged  firearm  went  spinning 
across  the  room,  and  as  the  man  who  held  it  went  down 
with  the  blow,  young'  Palmer  himself  swung  toward 
me  through  the  drifting  smoke. 

As  he  did  so,  I  turned  to  the  woman  with  her 
hands  still  pressed  to  her  ears.  With  one  fierce  jerk 
I  tore  the  rubber-banded  packet  of  papers  from  her 
clutch. 

"But  the  code?"  gasped  Palmer,  as  he  tugged  crazily 
at  the  safe  door. 

I  did  not  answer  him,  for  a  sudden  movement  from 
the  woman  arrested  my  attention.  She  had  stooped 
and  caught  up  the  fallen  revolver.     The  man  in  blue, 


86     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

rolling"  over  on  his  hip,  was  drawing  a  second  gun 
from  his  pocket. 

"Quick !"  I  called  to  Palmer  as  I  swung  him  by  the 
armpit  and  sent  him  catapulting  out  through  the  smoke 
to  the  open  door.     "Quick — and  duck  low!" 

The  shots  came  together  as  we  stumbled  against  the 
stairhead. 

"Quick!"  I  repeated,  as  I  pulled  him  after  me. 

"But  the  code?"  he  cried. 

"I've  got  it!"  I  called  out  to  him  as  we  went  pant- 
ing and  plunging  down  through  that  three-tiered  well 
of  darkness  to  the  street  and  liberty.  "I've  got  it — 
I've  got  everything!" 


CHAPTER  IV 

THE  OPEN  DOOR 

44 O  HALL  I  call  the  car,  sir?"  asked  the  solicitous- 

•^  eyed  Benson,  covertly  watching  me  as  I  made 
ready  for  the  street. 

"No,"  was  my  studiously  detached  retort,  "I  intend 
to  walk." 

"Latreille  was  asking,  sir,  if  you  would  care  to  have 
the  car  laid  up." 

The  significance  of  that  bland  suggestion  did  not 
escape  me.    And  it  did  not  add  to  my  serenity  of  mind. 

"Just  what  business  is  that  of  Latreille's  ?"  I  de- 
manded, with  a  prickle  of  irritation.  My  patient-eyed 
old  butler  averted  his  glance,  with  a  sigh  which  he 
didn't  seem  quite  able  to  control. 

"And  at  the  end  of  the  month,"  I  went  on,  "I  in- 
tend to  discharge  that  man.  I'm  tired  of  his  inso- 
lences." 

"Yes,  sir,"  Benson  softly  yet  fervently  agreed. 

My  nerves  were  on  edge,  I  knew,  but  I  wasn't  look- 
ing for  sympathy  from  my  hired  help.  And  when  I 
swung  the  door  shut  behind  me  I  am  afraid  it  was  a 
movement  far  from  noiseless. 

I  was  glad  to  get  out  into  the  open,  glad  to  get 
away  from  old  Benson's  commiserative  eyes,  and  have 
space  about  me,  and  cool  air  to  breathe,  and  uncounted 
mile?  of  pavement  to  weary  my  legs  on. 

I  noticed,  as  I  turned  into  Fifth  Avenue,  that  the 

87 


SS     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

moving  finger  of  light  on  the  Metropolitan  clock-dial 
pointed  to  an  hour  past  midnight.  So  I  veered  about 
that  delta  of  idleness,  where  the  noontide  turbulence  of 
Broadway  empties  its  driftwood  into  the  quietness  of 
the  square,  and  pursued  my  way  up  the  avenue. 

No  one  can  claim  to  know  New  York  who  does  not 
know  its  avenues  in  those  mystical  small  hours  that  fall 
between  the  revolving  street-sweeper  and  the  robin- 
call  of  the  first  morning  paper.  Fifth  Avenue,  above 
all  her  sisters,  then  lies  as  though  tranquillized  by 
Death,  as  calm  as  the  Coliseum  under  its  Italian  moon- 
light. She  seems,  under  the  stars,  both  medievalized 
and  spiritualized.  She  speaks  then  in  an  intimate 
whisper  foreign  to  her  by  day,  veiling  her  earthlier 
loquacity  in  a  dreaming  wonder,  softening  and  sweet- 
ening like  a  woman  awaiting  her  lover.  The  great 
steel  shafts  enclosed  in  their  white  marble  become  tur- 
rets crowned  with  mystery.  And  the  street-floor  it- 
self, as  clean  and  polished  as  a  ballroom,  seems  to 
undulate  off  into  outer  kingdoms  of  romance.  An 
occasional  lonely  motor-car,  dipping  up  its  gentle 
slopes  like  a  ship  treading  a  narrow  sea-lane  buoyed 
with  pearls  as  huge  as  pumpkins,  only  accentuates  the 
midnight  solitude. 

So  up  this  dustless  and  odorless  and  transmuted 
avenue  I  wandered,  as  passively  as  a  policeman  on  his 
beat,  asking  of  the  quietness  when  and  how  I  might 
capture  that  crown  of  weariness  known  as  sleep. 

I  wandered  on,  mocked  at  by  a  thousand  drawn 
blinds,  taunted  by  a  thousand  somnolently  closed  doors. 
I  felt,  in  that  city  of  rest,  as  homeless  as  a  prairie 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  89 

wolf.  The  very  smugness  of  those  veiled  and  self- 
satisfied  house-fronts  began  to  get  on  my  nerves.  The 
very  taciturnity  of  the  great  silent  hostelries  irritated 
me;  everything  about  them  seemed  so  eloquent  of  an 
interregnum  of  rest,  of  relaxed  tension,  of  invisible 
reservoirs  of  life  being  softly  and  secretly  filled. 

Yet  as  I  came  to  the  open  width  of  the  Plaza,  and 
saw  the  wooded  gloom  of  Central  Park  before  me,  I 
experienced  an  even  stronger  feeling  of  disquiet.  There 
seemed  something  repugnant  in  its  autumnal  solitudes. 
That  vague  agoraphobia  peculiar  to  the  neurasthenic 
made  me  long  for  the  contiguity  of  my  own  kind,  how- 
ever unconscious  of  me  and  my  wandering  they  might 
remain.  I  found  myself,  almost  without  thought,  veer- 
ing off  eastward  into  one  of  the  city's  side-streets. 

Yet  along  this  lateral  valley  of  quietness  I  wandered 
as  disconsolately  as  before.  What  impressed  me  now 
was  the  monotonv  of  the  house-fronts  which  shoul- 
dered  together,  block  by  block.  Each  front  seemed  of 
the  same  Indiana  limestone,  of  the  same  dull  gray,  as 
though,  indeed,  the  whole  district  were  a  quarry  check- 
er-boarded by  eroding  cross-currents  out  of  the  self- 
same rock.  Each  tier  of  windows  seemed  backed  by 
the  same  blinds,  each  street-step  barricaded  by  the  same 
door.  I  stopped  and  looked  up,  wondering  if  behind 
those  neutral-tinted  walls  and  blinds  were  lives  as  bald 
and  monotonous  as  the  materials  that  screened  them. 
I  wondered  if  an  environment  so  without  distinction 
would  not  actually  evolve  a  type  equally  destitute  of 
individuality. 

I  turned  where  I  stood,  and  was  about  to  pass  dif- 


90     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

fidently  on,  when  one  of  the  most  unexpected  things 
that  can  come  to  a  man  at  midnight  happened  to  me. 

Out  of  a  clear  sky,  without  a  note  or  movement  of 
warning,  there  suddenly  fell  at  my  feet  a  heavy  bundle. 

Where  it  came  from  I  had  no  means  of  telling.  The 
house  above  me  was  as  silent  and  dark  as  a  tomb. 
The  street  was  as  empty  as  a  church.  Had  the  thing- 
been  a  meteor  out  of  a  star-lit  sky,  or  a  wildcat  leap- 
ing from  a  tree-branch,  it  could  not  have  startled  me 
more. 

I  stood  looking  at  it,  in  wonder,  as  it  lay  beside  the 
very  area-railing  on  which  my  hand  had  rested.  Then 
I  stepped  back  and  leaned  in  over  this  railing,  more 
clearly  to  inspect  the  mystery.  Whatever  it  was,  it 
had  fallen  with  amazingly  little  noise.  There  was  no 
open  window  to  explain  its  source.  There  had  been  no 
wind  to  blow  it  from  an  upper-story  sill.  There  was 
no  movement  to  show  that  its  loss  had  been  a  thing 
of  ponderable  import.  Yet  there  it  lay,  a  mystery 
which  only  the  deep  hours  of  the  night,  when  the 
more  solemnly  imaginative  faculties  come  into  play, 
could  keep  from  being  ridiculous. 

I  stood  there  for  several  minutes  blinking  down  at 
it,  as  though  it  were  a  furred  beast  skulking  in  a  cor- 
ner. Then  I  essayed  a  movement  which,  if  not  above 
the  commonplace,  was  equally  related  to  common  sense. 
I  stepped  in  through  the  railing  and  picked  up  the 
parcel.  I  turned  it  over  several  times.  Then  I  sat 
down  on  the  stone  steps  and  deliberately  untied  the 
heavy  cord  that  baled  it  together. 

I  now  saw  why  I  had  thought  of  that  falling  bundle 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  91 

as  an  animal's  leap.  It  was  completely  wrapped 
in  what  I  took  to  be  a  Russian-squirrel  motor-coat. 
The  tightly  tied  fur  had  padded  the  parcel's  fall. 

Enclosed  in  that  silk-lined  garment  I  found  a  small- 
er bundle,  swathed  about  with  several  lengths  of  what 
seemed  to  be  Irish  point  lace.  Inside  this  again  were 
other  fragments  of  lacework.  Through  these  I  thrust 
my  exploring  ringers  with  all  the  alert  curiosity  of 
a  child  investigating  a  Christmas-tree  cornucopia. 

There,  in  the  heart  of  the  parcel,  I  found  a  collection 
which  rather  startled  me.  The  first  thing  I  examined 
was  a  chamois  bag  filled  with  women's  rings,  a  dozen 
or  more  of  them,  of  all  kinds.  I  next  drew  out  a 
Florentine  repousse  hand-bag  set  with  turquoises  and 
seed-pearls,  and  then  a  moonstone  necklace,  plainly  of 
antique  Roman  workmanship.  Next  came  a  black  and 
white  Egyptian  scarab,  and  then,  of  all  things,  a  snuff- 
box. It  was  oval  and  of  gold,  enameled  en  plein  with 
a  pastoral  scene  swarming  with  plump  pink  Cupids. 
Even  in  that  uncertain  light  it  required  no  second 
glance  to  assure  me  that  I  was  looking  down  at  a  rare 
and  beautiful  specimen  of  Louis  XV  jeweler's  art. 
Then  came  a  small  photograph  in  an  oval  gold  frame. 
The  remainder  of  the  strange  collection  was  made  up 
of  odds  and  ends  of  jewelry  and  a  leather-covered 
traveling-clock  stamped  with  gilt  initials. 

I  did  not  take  the  time  to  look  more  closely  over 
this  odd  assortment  of  valuables,  for  it  now  seemed 
clear  that  I  had  stumbled  on  something  as  disturbing 
as  it  was  unexpected.  The  only  explanation  of  an  oth- 
erwise inexplicable  situation  was  that  a  house-breaker 


92     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

was  busily  operating  somewhere  behind  the  gray-stone 
wall  which  I  faced. 

The  house  behind  that  wall  seemed  to  take  on  no 
new  color  at  this  discovery.  Its  inherent  sobriety,  its 
very  rectangularity  of  outline,  appeared  a  contradiction 
of  any  claim  that  it  might  be  harboring  a  figure  either 
picturesque  or  picaresque.  It  was  no  old  mansion 
stained  with  time,  dark  with  memories  and  tears.  It 
carried  no  atmosphere  of  romance,  no  suggestion  of 
old  and  great  adventures,  of  stately  ways  and  noble 
idlers,  of  intrigues  and  unremembered  loves  and  hates, 
of  silence  and  gloom  touched  with  the  deeper  eloquence 
of  unrecorded  history.  It  was  nothing  more  than  a 
new  and  narrow  and  extremely  modern  house,  in  the 
very  heart  of  a  modern  New  York,  simple  in  line  and 
as  obvious  in  architecture  as  the  warehouses  along  an 
old-world  water-front,  as  bare  of  heart  as  it  was  bald 
of  face,  a  symbol  of  shrill  materialities,  of  the  day 
of  utility.  It  could  no  more  have  been  a  harbor  for 
romance,  I  told  myself,  than  the  stone  curb  in  front 
of  it  could  be  translated  into  a  mountain-precipice 
threaded  with  brigand-paths. 

Yet  I  went  slowly  up  those  unwelcoming  stone  steps 
with  the  bundle  under  my  arm.  The  thief  at  work  in- 
side the  house,  I  assumed,  had  simply  tied  the  heavier 
part  of  his  loot  together  and  dropped  it  from  a  quietly 
opened  window,  to  be  gathered  as  quickly  up,  once  he 
had  effected  his  escape  to  the  street.  The  sudden  after- 
thought that  it  might  have  been  dropped  for  a  con- 
federate caused  me  to  look  carefully  eastward  and 
then  as  carefully  westward.     But  not  a  sign  of  life 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  93 

met  my  gaze.  My  figure  standing  puzzled  before  that 
unknown  door  was  the  only  figure  in  the  street. 

Heaven  only  knows  what  prompted  me  to  reach  out 
and  try  that  door.  It  was,  I  suppose,  little  more  than 
the  habit  of  a  lifetime,  the  almost  unconscious  habit 
of  turning  a  knob  when  one  finds  oneself  confronted 
by  a  door  that  is  closed.  The  thing  that  sent  a  little 
thrill  of  excitement  through  my  body  was  that  the 
knob  turned  in  my  hand,  that  the  door  itself  stood 
unlocked. 

I  stooped  down  and  examined  this  lock  as  best  I 
could  in  the  uncertain  light.  I  even  ran  a  caressing 
finger  along  the  edge  of  the  door.  There  was  no  evi- 
dence that  it  had  been  jimmied  open,  just  as  there  was 
nothing  to  show  that  the  lock  itself  did  not  stand  in- 
tact and  uninjured.  A  second  test  of  the  knob,  how- 
ever, showed  me  that  the  door  was  unmistakably  open. 

My  obvious  course,  at  such  a  time,  would  have  been 
to  wait  for  a  patrolman  or  to  slip  quietly  awTay  and 
send  word  in  to  police  headquarters.  But,  as  I  have 
already  said,  no  man  is  wholly  sane  after  midnight. 
Subliminal  faculties,  ancestral  perversions,  dormant 
and  wayward  tendencies,  all  come  to  the  surface,  emerg- 
ing like  rats  about  a  sleeping  mansion.  And  crowning 
these,  again,  was  my  own  neurasthenic  craving  for 
activity,  my  hunger  for  the  narcotizing  influence  of 
excitement. 

And  it  has  its  zest  of  novelty,  this  stepping  into  an 
unknown  and  unlighted  house  at  three  o'clock  in  the 
morning.  That  novelty  takes  on  a  razor-edge  when 
you  have  fairly  good  evidence  that  some  one  who  has 


94     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

no  business  there  has  already  preceded  you  into  that 
house. 

So  as  I  stepped  inside  and  quietly  closed  the  door 
after  me,  I  moved  forward  with  the  utmost  care.  Some 
precautionary  sixth  sense  told  me  the  place  was  not 
unoccupied.  Yet  the  darkness  that  surrounded  me 
was  absolute.  Not  a  sound  or  movement  came  to  my 
ears  as  I  stood  there  listening,  minute  after  minute. 
So  I  crept  deeper  into  the  gloom. 

My  knowledge  of  that  stereotyped  class  of  residence 
provided  me  with  a  very  fair  idea  of  where  the  stair- 
way ought  to  stand.  Yet  it  took  much  prodding  and 
groping  and  pawing  about  before  I  came  to  it.  One 
flicker  of  a  match,  I  knew,  would  have  revealed  the 
whole  thing  to  me.  But  to  strike  a  light,  under  the 
circumstances,  would  be  both  foolish  and  dangerous. 
No  house  dog,  I  felt,  would  interrupt  my  progress; 
the  mere  remembrance  of  the  intruder  above  me  set  my 
mind  at  rest  on  this  point. 

I  came  to  a  stop  at  the  head  of  the  first  stairway, 
puzzled  by  the  completeness  of  the  quiet  which  encom- 
passed me.  I  directed  my  attention  to  each  quarter 
of  the  compass,  point  by  point. 

But  I  might  have  been  locked  and  sealed  in  a  cis- 
tern, so  complete  was  the  silence,  so  opaque  was  the 
blackness.  Yet  I  felt  that  nothing  was  to  be  gained 
by  staying  where  I  was. 

So  I  groped  and  shuffled  my  way  onward,  rounding 
the  banister  and  advancing  step  by  step  up  the  second 
stairway.  This,  I  noticed,  was  both  narrower  and 
steeper  than  the  first.     I  was  also  not  unconscious 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  95 

of  the  fact  that  it  was  leading  me  into  a  zone  of 
greater  danger,  for  the  floor  I  was  approaching,  I 
knew,  would  be  the  sleeping  floor. 

I  was  half-way  up  the  stairway  when  something 
undefined  brought  me  to  a  sudden  stop.  Some  noc- 
turnal adeptness  of  instinct  warned  me  of  an  imminent 
presence,  of  a  menace  that  had  not  yet  disclosed  itself. 

Once  more  I  came  to  a  stop,  straining  my  eyes 
through  the  darkness.  Nothing  whatever  was  to  be 
seen.  Along  the  floor  of  the  hallway  just  above  my 
head,  however,  passed  a  small  but  unmistakable  sound. 
It  was  the  soft  frou-frou  of  a  skirt,  a  skirt  of  silk  or 
satin,  faintly  rustling  as  a  woman  walked  the  full 
length  of  the  hall.  I  had  just  made  a  mental  register 
of  the  deduction  that  this  woman  was  dressed  in  street- 
clothes,  and  was,  accordingly,  an  intruder  from  out- 
side, rather  than  a  sleeper  suddenly  awakened,  when 
a  vague  suffusion  of  light  filled  the  space  above  me 
and  was  as  quickly  quenched  again. 

I  knew  the  moment  I  heard  the  soft  thud  of  wood 
closing  against  wood,  that  a  door  had  been  quietly 
opened  and  as  quietly  closed  again.  The  room  into 
which  that  door  led  must  have  been  faintly  lighted, 
for  it  was  the  flowering  of  this  refracted  light  that 
had  caught  my  attention. 

I  went  silently  up  the  stairs,  step  by  step,  listening 
every  now  and  then  as  I  advanced.  Once  I  reached 
the  floor  level  I  kept  close  to  the  wall,  feeling  my  way 
along  until  I  came  to  the  door  I  wanted. 

There  was  no  way  whatever  of  determining  what 
stood  on  the  other  side  of  that  door,  without  opening 


96     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

it.     I  knew  what  risks  I  ran  in  attempting  any  such 
movement.     But  I  decided  it  was  worth  the  risk. 

Now,  if  a  door  is  opened  slowly,  if  every  quarter- 
inch  of  movement  is  measured  and  guarded,  it  can,  as 
a  rule,  be  done  noiselessly.  I  felt  quite  sure  there 
was  not  one  distinguishable  sound  as  I  cautiously 
turned  that  bronze  knob  and  even  more  cautiously 
worked  back  the  door,  inch  by  inch. 

I  came  to  a  stop  when  it  stood  a  little  more  than  a 
loot  from  the  jamb.  I  did  not,  at  first,  attempt  to 
sidle  in  through  the  aperture;  that  would  have  been 
needlessly  reckless.  I  stood  there  waiting,  anticipat- 
ing the  effect  the  door-movement  might  have  had  on 
any  occupant  of  the  room,  had  it  been  seen. 

While  I  waited  I  also  studied  that  portion  of  the 
chamber  which  fell  within  my  line  of  vision.  I  saw 
enough  to  convince  me  that  the  room  was  a  bed- 
room. I  could  also  make  out  that  it  was  large,  and 
from  the  rose-pink  of  its  walls  to  the  ivory-white 
of  its  furnishings  it  stood  distinctly  feminine  in  its 

note. 

There  was,  I  felt,  a  natural  limit  to  that  period  of 
experimental  inaction.  The  silence  lengthened.  The 
crisis  of  tedium  approached,  arrived,  and  passed.  Au- 
daciousness reconquered  me,  and  I  actually  advanced  a 
little  into  the  room.  Steadying  myself  with  one  hand 
on  the  door-frame,  I  thrust  my  body  through  the  nar- 
row aperture  until  the  whole  four  walls  lay  subject 
to  my  line  of  vision. 

The  first  thing  I  noticed  was  a  green-shaded  elec- 
tric lamp  burning  on  what  seemed  to  be  a  boudoir 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  97 

writing-table.  It  left  the  rest  of  the  room  in  little 
more  than  twilight.  But  after  the  utter  darkness 
through  which  I  had  groped,  this  faint  illumination 
was  quite  adequate  for  my  purposes. 

I  let  my  gaze  pivot  about  the  room,  point  by  point. 
Then,  if  I  did  not  gasp,  there  was  at  least  a  sudden 
and  involuntary  cessation  of  breathing,  for  standing 
beside  a  second  door  at  the  farther  end  of  the  room 
was  a  woman  dressed  in  black.  On  her  head  was  a 
black  hat,  round  which  a  veil  was  tightly  wound, 
the  front  of  it  apparently  thrust  up  hurriedly  from 
her  face.  But  what  startled  me  was  the  fact  that 
both  her  attitude  and  her  position  seemed  such  an 
exact  duplication  of  my  own. 

With  one  hand,  I  noticed,  she  clung  to  the  frame  of 
the  door.  With  the  other  hand  she  held  back  a  heavy 
portiere,  which  hung  across  this  frame.  I  could  see 
the  white  half -oval  of  her  intent  face  as  she  stood 
there.  Something  about  her  suggested  not  the  spy- 
ing intruder  so  much  as  the  secret  listener.  Her  atten- 
tion seemed  directed  toward  some  object  which  her 
eyes  were  not  seeing.  It  appeared  as  though  she 
stood  waiting  to  overhear  a  sound  which  meant  much 
to  her. 

As  I  peered  past  her  through  the  dim  light  I  could 
catch  a  faint  glimmer  of  green  and  white  marble,  with 
here  and  there  the  high-lights  reflected  from  polished 
nickel.  I  knew  then  that  the  room  into  which  she  was 
peering  was  a  bathroom,  and  this  bathroom,  I  con- 
cluded, opened  on  a  second  sleeping-chamber  which 
held  the  raison  d'etre  of  her  motionless  apprehension. 


98     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

I  directed  my  glance  once  more  at  the  woman. 
Something  almost  penitential  in  her  attitude  brought 
the  sudden  thought  to  my  mind  that  she  had  commit- 
ted a  crime  at  the  mere  memory  of  which  she  was 
already  morally  stricken.  Unexpected  discovery,  I 
began  to  suspect,  had  driven  her  to  an  extreme  which 
she  was  already  beginning  to  regret.  There  was, 
in  fact,  something  so  pregnant  and  portentous  in 
that  unchanging  attitude  of  hers  that  I  began  to  feel  it 
would  be  a  mean  surrender  on  my  part  to  evade  the 
issue  in  which  I  had  already  risked  so  much.  So  I 
moved  silently  into  the  room,  crossing  it  without  a 
sound,  until  I  dropped  into  a  high-backed  fanteuil 
upholstered  in  embossed  and  pale-green  leather. 

I  sat  there  studying  her,  unaccountably  at  my  ease, 
fortified  by  the  knowledge  that  I  was  the  observer 
of  an  illicit  intrusion  and  that  my  own  presence,  if 
impertinent,  might  at  least  be  easily  explained.  I  saw 
her  sigh  deeply  and  audibly,  and  then  gently  close  the 
door,  dropping  the  curtain  as  she  turned  slowly  away. 

I  watched  her  as  she  crossed  to  the  dresser,  looked 
over  the  toilet  articles  on  it,  and  then  turned  away. 
She  next  skirted  a  heavy  cheval-mirror,  crossed  to  the 
writing-table  with  her  quick  yet  quietly  restless  move- 
ments, and  from  this  table  caught  up  what  seemed  to 
be  a  metal  paper-knife.  She  moved  on  to  an  ivory 
and  mother-of-pearl  desk,  which,  apparently,  she  al- 
ready knew  to  be  locked.  For  after  one  short  glance 
toward  the  curtained  door  again,  she  inserted  the  edge 
of  the  knife  in  a  crack  of  this  desk  and  slowly  pried 
on  the  lock-bar  that  held  it  shut. 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  99 

I  saw  her  second  apprehensive  glance  toward  the 
curtained  door  as  the  lock  sprung  with  a  snap.  She 
sank  into  a  chair  before  it,  breathing  quickly,  obviously 
waiting  a  minute  or  two  to  make  sure  she  had  not 
been  overheard.  Then  with  quick  and  dextrous  fingers 
she  rummaged  through  the  desk.  Just  what  she  swept 
from  one  of  the  drawers  into  her  open  hand-bag 
I  could  not  distinguish.  But  I  plainly  saw  the  pack- 
age of  letters  which  she  took  up  in  her  hand,  turned 
over  and  over,  then  carefully  and  quietly  secreted 
within  the  bosom  of  her  dress.  She  looked  deeper 
into  the  desk,  examined  an  additional  paper  or  two 
which  appeared  not  to  interest  her,  and  slowly  swung 
back  the  cover. 

Then  she  slowly  rose  to  her  feet,  standing  beside 
the  desk.  She  let  her  gaze,  as  she  stood  there,  wander 
about  the  room.  I  could  distinctly  see  the  look  on 
her  face,  the  hungry  and  unhappy  look  of  unsatisfied 
greed.  I  sat  motionless,  waiting  for  that  expression 
to  change.  I  knew  that  it  must  change,  for  it  would 
be  but  a  moment  or  two  before  she  caught  sight  of  me. 
But  I  had  seen  enough.  I  felt  sure  of  my  position — 
in  fact,  I  found  a  wayward  relish  in  it,  an  almost 
enjoyable  anticipation  of  the  shock  which  I  knew  the 
discovery  of  my  presence  there  would  bring  to  her. 
I  even  exulted  a  little  in  that  impending  dramatic 
crisis,  rejoicing  in  the  slowness  with  which  the  inevit- 
able yet  epochal  moment  was  approaching. 

Her  eyes  must  have  dwelt  on  my  figure  for  several 
seconds  before  her  mind  became  convinced  of  my  ac- 
tual presence  there.    She  did  not  scream,  as  I  thought 


ioo  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

she  was  about  to  do  when  I  saw  one  terrified  hand  go 
up  to  her  partly  open  lips.  Beyond  that  single  hand- 
movement  there  was  no  motion  whatever  from  her.  She 
simply  stood  mere,  white-faced  and  speechless,  staring 
at  me  out  of  wide  and  vacant  eyes. 

"Good  evening — or,  rather,  good  morning!"  I  said, 
with  all  the  calmness  at  my  command. 

For  one  brief  second  she  glanced  back  toward  the 
curtained  door,  as  though  behind  it  lay  a  sleeper  my 
words  might  awaken.     Then  she  stared  at  me  again. 

She  did  not  speak.  She  did  not  even  move.  The 
intent  and  staring  face,  white  as  a  half -moon  in  a  misty 
sky,  seemed  floating  in  space.  The  faint  light  of 
the  room  swallowed  up  the  lines  of  her  black-clad 
figure,  enisling  the  face  in  the  unbroken  gloom  of  a 
Rembrandt-like  background,  making  it  stand  out  as 
though  it  were  luminous. 

It  was  a  face  well  worth  studying.  What  first 
struck  me  was  its  pallor.  Across  this  the  arched, 
faintly  interrogative  eyebrows  gave  it  a  false  air  of 
delicacy.  The  eyes  themselves  had  a  spacious  clarity 
which  warned  me  my  enemy  would  not  be  without  a 
capable  enough  mind,  once  she  regained  possession 
of  her  wits.  Her  mouth,  no  longer  distorted  by  terror, 
was  the  nervous,  full-lipped  mouth  of  a  once  ardent 
spirit  touched  with  rebellion. 

She  was,  I  could  see,  no  every-day  thief  of  the 
streets,  no  ordinary  offender  satisfied  with  mean  and 
petty  offenses.  There  would,  I  told  myself,  always  be 
a  largeness  about  her  wrong-doing,  a  sinister  bril- 
liance in  her  illicit  pursuits.    And  even  while  I  decided 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  101 

this,  I  was  forced  to  admit  that  it  was  not  precisely 
terror  I  was  beholding  on  her  face.  It  seemed  to  merge 
into  something  more  like  a  sense  of  shame,  the  same 
speechless  horror  which  I  might  have  met  with  had  I 
intruded  on  her  bodily  nakedness.  I  could  see  that  she 
was  even  beginning  to  resent  my  stare  of  curiosity- 
Then,  for  the  first  time,  she  spoke. 

"Who  are  you?"  she  asked.  Her  voice  was  low; 
in  it  was  the  quaver  of  the  frightened  woman  reso- 
lutely steeling  herself  to  courage. 

"That's  a  question  you're  first  going  to  answer  for 
me,"  was  my  calmly  deliberate  retort. 

"What  are  you  doing  here?"  she  demanded,  still 
confronting  me  from  the  same  spot.  I  remembered 
the  bundle  of  loot  which  I  had  dropped  just  outside 
the  door. 

"I  can  answer  that  more  easily  than  you  can,"  I 
replied,  with  a  slight  head-movement  toward  the 
broken  desk-top. 

Once  more  her  glance  went  back  to  the  curtained 
door.  Then  she  studied  me  from  head  to  foot,  each 
sartorial  detail  and  accessory  of  clothing,  hat,  gloves, 
and  shoes,  as  though  each  must  figure  in  the  resolution 
of  some  final  judgment. 

"What  do  you  want?"  she  demanded. 

I  preferred  to  leave  that  question  unanswered. 

"What  do  you  intend  to  do?"  she  demanded,  once 
more  searching  my  face. 

I  resented  the  way  in  which  she  anticipated  my  own 
questions.  I  could  see,  from  the  first,  that  she  was 
going  to  be  an  extraordinarily  adept  and  circuitous 


102  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

person  to  handle.  I  warned  myself  that  I  would  have 
to  be  ready  for  every  trick  and  turn. 

"What  do  you  suppose  I'm  going  to  do?"  I 
equivocated,  looking  for  some  betraying  word  to  put 
me  on  firmer  ground.  I  could  see  that  she  was  slow- 
ly regaining  her  self-possession. 

"You  have  no  right  in  this  house,"  she  had  the 
brazenness  to  say  to  me. 

"Have  you?"  I  quickly  retorted.  She  was  silent  for 
a  second  or  two. 

"No,"  she  admitted,  much  as  she  would  like  to  have 
claimed  the  contrary. 

"Of  course  not!  And  I  imagine  you  realize  what 
your  presence  here  implies,  just  as  what  your  dis- 
covery here  entails?" 

"Yes,"  she  admitted. 

"And  I  think  you  have  the  intelligence  to  under- 
stand that  I'm  here  for  motives  somewhat  more  dis- 
interested than  your  own?" 

"What  are  they?"  she  demanded,  letting  her  com- 
bative eyes  meet  mine. 

"That,"  I  calmly  replied,  "can  wait  until  you've  ex- 
plained yourself." 

"I've  nothing  to  explain." 

There  was  a  newer  note  in  her  voice  again — one 
of  stubbornness.  I  could  see  that  the  calmness  with 
which  I  pretended  to  regard  the  whole  affair  was  a 
source  of  bewilderment  to  her. 

"You've  got  to  explain,"  was  my  equally  obdurate 
retort. 

Her  next  pose  was  one  of  frigidity. 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  103 

"You  are  quite  mistaken.  We  have  nothing  what- 
ever to  do  with  each  other." 

"Oh,  yes  we  have.    And  I'm  going  to  prove  it." 

"How?" 

"By  putting  an  end  to  this  play-acting." 

"That  sounds  like  a  threat." 

"It  was  meant  for  one." 

"What  right  have  you  to  threaten  me?" 

She  looked  about  as  she  spoke,  almost  wearily. 
Then  she  sank  into  the  chair  that  stood  beside  the 
ravaged  writing-desk.  It  was  all  diverting  enough, 
but  I  was  beginning  to  lose  patience  with  her. 

"I'm  tired  of  all  this  side-stepping,"  I  told  her. 
An  answering  look  of  anger  flashed  from  her  eyes. 

"I  object  to  your  presence  here,"  she  had  the 
effrontery  to  exclaim. 

"You  mean,  I  suppose,  that  I'm  rather  interfering 
with  your  night's  operations?" 

"Those  operations,"  she  answered  in  a  fluttering 
dignity,  "are  my  own  affairs." 

"Of  course  they  are!"  I  scoffed.  "They  have  to  be! 
But  you  should  have  kept  them  your  own  affairs. 
When  you  drop  a  bundle  of  swag  out  of  a  window 
you  shouldn't  come  so  perilously  near  to  knocking  a 
man's  hat  off." 

"A  bundle  of  swag?"  she  echoed,  with  such  a  precise 
imitation  of  wonder  that  I  could  plainly  see  she  was 
going  to  be  the  astutest  of  liars. 

"The  loot  you  intended  carrying  off,"  I  calmly  ex- 
plained. "The  stuff  you  dropped  down  beside  the 
house-step,  to  be  ready  for  your  getaway." 


104  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"My  what?" 

:'Your  escape.     And  it  was  rather  clever." 

"I  dropped  nothing,"  she  protested,  with  a  fine  pre- 
tense of  bewilderment  on  her  face. 

"Nor  let  it  roll  quietly  off  a  front  window-ledge?" 
I  suggested. 

"I  was  near  no  window — it  would  be  impossible 
for  me  to  open  a  window,"  she  protested.  Her  words 
in  themselves  were  a  confession. 

"You  seem  to  know  this  house  pretty  well,"  I  re- 
marked. 

"I  ought  to — it's  my  own,"  was  her  quick  retort. 

"It's  your  own  ?"  I  repeated,  amazed  at  the  woman's 
mendacity. 

"It  was  my  own,"  she  corrected. 

I  peered  quickly  about  the  room.  It  held  three 
doors,  one  behind  the  woman,  opening  into  the  bath- 
room, a  second  opening  into  the  hallway,  and  a  third 
to  the  rear,  which  plainly  opened  into  a  clothes-closet. 
There  had  been  too  much  of  this  useless  and  foolish 
argument. 

"Since  your  claim  to  proprietorship  is  so  strong,"  I 
said  as  I  crossed  to  the  hall  door,  and,  after  locking 
it,  pocketed  the  key,  "there  are  certain  features  of  it 
I  want  you  to  explain  to  me." 

"What  do  you  mean?"  she  asked,  once  more  on 
her  feet. 

"I  want  to  know,"  I  said,  moving  toward  the 
curtained  door  beside  her,  "just  who  or  what  is  in 
that  front  room?" 

The  look  of  terror  came  back  to  her  white  face. 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  105 

She  even  stood  with  her  back  against  the  door,  as 
though  to  keep  me  from  opening  it,  making  an  in- 
stinctive gesture  for  silence  as  I  stood  facing  her. 

"I'm  going  to  find  out  what  is  in  that  room,"  I 
proclaimed,  unmoved  by  the  agony  I  saw  written  on  her 
guilty  face. 

"Oh,  believe  me,"  she  said,  in  supplicatory  tones,  a 
little  above  a  whisper,  "it  will  do  no  good.  It  will  only 
make  you  sorry  you  interfered  in  this." 

"But  you've  made  it  my  duty  to  interfere." 

"No;  no;  you're  only  blundering  into  something 
where  you  can  do  no  good,  where  you  have  no  right." 

"Then  I  intend  to  blunder  into  that  room!"  And 
I  tore  the  portiere  from  her  grasp  and  flung  it  to  one 
side. 

"Wait,"  she  whispered,  white-faced  and  panting 
close  beside  me.  "I'll  tell  you  everything.  I'll  ex- 
plain it — everything." 

The  tragic  solemnity  of  that  low-toned  relinquish- 
ment brought  me  up  short.  It  was  my  turn  to  be 
bewildered  by  an  opponent  I  could  not  understand. 

"Sit  down,"  she  said,  with  a  weary  and  almost  im- 
perious movement  of  the  hand  as  she  advanced  into 
the  room  and  again  sank  into  the  chair  beside  the 
writing-desk. 

"Now  what  is  it  you  want  to  know?"  she  asked, 
with  only  too  obvious  equivocation.  Her  trick  to  gain 
time  exasperated  me. 

"Don't  quibble  and  temporize  that  way,"  I  cried. 
"Say  what  you've  got  to,  and  say  it  quick." 

She  directed  at  me  a  look  which  I  resented,  a  look 


io6  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

of  scorn,  of  superiority,  of  resignation  in  the  face  of 
brutalities  which  I  should  never  have  subjected  her  to. 
Yet,  when  she  spoke  again  her  voice  was  so  calm  as 
to  seem  almost  colorless. 

"I  said  this  was  my  home — and  it's  true.  This  was 
once  my  room.     Several  weeks  ago  I  left  it." 

"Why?"  I  inquired,  resenting  the  pause  which  was 
plainly  giving  her  a  chance  to  phrase  ahead  of  her 
words. 

"I  quarreled  with  my  husband.  I  went  away.  I 
was  angry.  I — I —  There's  no  use  explaining  what 
it  was  about." 

"You've  got  to  explain  what  it  was  about,"  I  in- 
sisted. 

"You  couldn't  possibly  understand.  It's  impossible 
to  explain,"  she  went  quietly  on.  "I  discharged  a 
servant  who  was  not  honest.  Then  he  tried  to  black- 
mail me.  He  lied  about  me.  I  had  been  foolish,  in- 
discreet, anything  you  care  to  call  it.  But  the  lie  he 
told  was  awful,  unbelievable.  That  my  husband  should 
ask  me  to  disprove  it  was  more  than  I  could  endure. 
We  quarreled,  miserably,  hopelessly.  I  went  away.  I 
felt  it  would  be  humiliating  to  stay  under  the  same 
roof  with  him." 

"Wait,"  I  interposed,  knowing  the  weak  link  was 
sure  to  present  itself  in  time.  "Where  is  your  hus- 
band now?" 

She  glanced  toward  the  curtained  door. 

"He's  in  that  room  asleep,"  she  quietly  replied. 

"And  knowing  him  to  be  asleep  you  came  to  clean 
out  the  house?"  I  promoted. 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  107 

"No,"  she  answered  without  anger.  "But  when 
service  was  begun  for  an  interlocutory  decree  I  knew 
I  could  never  come  back  openly.  There  were  certain 
things  of  my  own  I  wanted  very  much." 

"And  just  how  did  you  get  into  the  house?" 

"The  one  servant  I  could  trust  agreed  to  throw  off 
the  latch  after  midnight,  to  leave  the  door  unlocked 
for  me  when  I  knew  I  would  never  be  seen." 

"Then  why  couldn't  that  trusted  servant  have  se- 
cured the  things,  these  things  you  came  after?  With- 
out all  this  foolish  risk  of  your  forcing  your  way 
into  a  house  at  midnight?" 

Her  head  drooped  a  little. 

"I  wanted  to  see  my  husband,"  was  the  quiet-toned 
response.  Just  how,  she  did  not  explain.  I  had  to 
admit  to  myself  that  it  was  very  good  acting.  But 
it  was  not  quite  convincing;  and  the  case  against  her 
was  too  palpably  clear. 

"This  is  a  fine  cock-and-bull  story,"  I  calmly  de- 
clared. "But  just  how  are  you  going  to  make  me 
believe  it?" 

"You  don't  have  to  believe  it,"  was  her  impassive 
answer.  "I'm  only  telling  you  what  you  demanded 
to  know." 

"To  know,  yes — but  how  am  I  to  know  ?" 

She  raised  her  hand  with  a  movement  of  listless 
resignation. 

"If  you  go  to  the  top  drawer  of  that  dresser  you 
will  see  my  photograph  in  a  silver  frame  next  to  one  of 
my  husband.    That  will  show  you  at  a  glance." 

For  just   a  moment   it   flashed   through   me   as   I 


10S  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

crossed  the  room  that  this  might  be  a  move  to  give 
her  time  for  some  attempted  escape.  But  I  felt,  on 
second  thought,  that  I  was  master  enough  of  the 
situation  to  run  the  risk.  And  here,  at  least,  was  a 
point  to  which  she  could  be  most  definitely  pinned 
down. 

"The  other  drawer,"  she  murmured  as  my  hand 
closed  on  the  fragile  ivory-tinted  knob.  I  moved  on 
to  the  second  drawer  and  opened  it.  I  had  thrust  an 
interrogative  finger  down  into  its  haphazard  clutter  of 
knick-knacks,  apparently  thrown  together  by  a  hurried 
and  careless  hand,  when  from  the  other  end  of  the 
room  came  a  quick  movement  which  seemed  to  curdle 
the  blood  in  my  veins.  It  brought  me  wheeling  about, 
with  a  jump  that  was  both  grotesque  and  galvanic. 

I  was  just  in  time  to  see  the  figure  that  darted  out 
through  the  suddenly  opened  door  of  the  clothes-closet. 

I  found  myself  confronted  by  a  man,  a  thin-lipped, 
heavy-jawed  man  of  about  thirty-five,  with  black  pin- 
point pupils  to  his  eyes.  He  wore  a  small-rimmed 
derby  hat  and  a  double-breasted  coat  of  blue  cheviot. 
But  it  was  not  his  clothes  that  especially  interested 
me.  What  caught  and  held  my  attention  was  the 
ugly,  short-barreled  revolver  which  was  gripped  in 
the  fingers  of  his  right  hand.  This  revolver,  I  noticed, 
was  unmistakably  directed  at  me  as  he  advanced  into 
the  room.  I  could  not  decide  which  was  uglier,  the 
blue-metaled  gun  or  the  face  of  the  man  behind  it. 

"Get  back  against  that  wall,"  he  commanded.  "Then 
throw  up  your  hands.     Get  'em  up  quick!" 

I  had  allowed  her  to  trap  me  after  all !    I  had  even 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  109 

let  myself  half-believe  that  pleasant  myth  of  the  slum- 
bering husband  in  the  next  room.  And  all  the  while 
she  was  guarding  this  unsavory-looking  confederate 
who,  ten  to  one,  had  been  slinking  about  and  working 
his  way  into  a  wall-safe  even  while  I  was  wasting 
time  with  diverting  but  costly  talk. 

And  with  that  gun-barrel  blinking  at  me  I  had  no 
choice  in  the  matter — I  was  compelled  to  assume  the 
impotent  and  undignified  attitude  of  a  man  supplicating 
the  unanswering  heavens.  The  woman  turned  and 
contemplated  the  newTcomer,  contemplated  him  with  a 
fine  pretense  of  surprise. 

"Hobbs,"  she  cried,  "how  did  you  get  here?" 

"You  shut  up!"  he  retorted  over  his  shoulder. 

"What  are  you  doing  in  this  house?"  she  repeated, 
with  a  sustained  show  of  amazement. 

"Oh,  I'll  get  round  to  you,  all  right,  all  right,"  was 
his  second  rejoinder. 

Hobbs'  left  hand,  in  the  meanwhile,  had  lifted  my 
watch  from  its  pocket  and  with  one  quick  jerk  tore 
watch  and  chain  away  from  its  waistcoat  anchorage. 

"You're  a  sweet  pair,  you  two!"  I  ejaculated,  for 
that  watch  was  rather  a  decent  one  and  I  hated  to 
see  it  ill-treated. 

"Shut  up!"  said  Hobbs,  as  his  hand  went  down  in 
my  breast-pocket  in  search  of  a  wallet  I  knew,  with 
that  gun-barrel  pressed  close  against  my  body,  that  it 
would  be  nothing  short  of  suicidal  to  try  to  have  it  out 
with  him  then  and  there.  I  had  to  submit  to  that 
odious  pawing  and  prodding  about  my  body.  But 
if  my  turn  ever  came,  I  told  myself,  it  would  be  a  sorry 


no  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

day  for  Hobbs — and  an  equally  sorry  one  for  that 
smooth-tongued  confederate  of  his. 

"You're  a  sweet  pair !"  I  repeated,  hot  to  the  bone, 
as  that  insolent  hand  went  down  into  still  another 
pocket. 

But  it  did  not  stay  there.  I  saw  a  sudden  change 
creep  over  the  man's  face.  He  looked  up  with  a 
quick  and  bird-like  side-movement  of  the  head.  It 
was  not  until  he  wheeled  about  that  I  realized  the  rea- 
son of  the  movement. 

The  actual  motive  behind  the  thing  I  could  not 
fathom.  The  real  significance  of  the  tableau  was  be- 
yond my  reach.  But  as  I  looked  up  I  saw  that  the 
woman  had  crept  noiselessly  to  the  hall  door,  and  with 
a  sudden  movement  had  thrust  out  her  hand  and  tried 
to  open  this  door.  But  as  I  had  already  locked  it,  and 
still  carried  the  key  in  my  pocket,  her  effort  was  a 
useless  one.  Just  why  it  should  enrage  her  confederate 
was  more  than  I  could  understand.  He  ignored  me  for 
the  time  being,  crossing  the  room  at  a  run  and  flinging 
the  woman  in  black  away  from  the  door-knob.  She, 
in  turn,  was  making  a  pretense  to  resent  that  assault. 
Why  she  should  do  this  I  did  not  wait  to  ask.  I  saw 
my  chance  and  took  it. 

Half-a-dozen  quick  steps  brought  me  to  the  bath- 
room door,  one  turn  of  the  knob  threw  it  open,  and 
another  step  put  me  through  it  and  brought  the  door 
closed  after  me.  There  was,  I  found,  a  key  in  the 
lock.  Another  second  of  time  saw  that  key  turned. 
A  quick  pad  or  two  about  the  cool  marble  wall  brought 
my  hand  in  contact  with  the  light-switch. 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  m 

The  moment  the  light  came  on  I  darted  to  the 
inner  door  and  tried  it.  But  this,  to  my  dismay,  was 
locked,  although  I  could  catch  sight  of  no  key  in  it. 
I  ran  back  for  the  key  of  the  first  door,  tried  it,  and 
found  it  useless.  At  any  moment,  I  knew,  a  shot  might 
come  splintering  through  those  thin  panels.  And  at 
any  moment,  should  they  decide  on  that  move,  the 
two  of  them,  might  have  their  own  door  into  the  hall- 
way forced  open  and  be  scampering  for  the  street. 

I  reached  over  and  wrenched  a  nickeled  towel-bar 
away  from  the  wall  opposite  me.  One  end  of  this 
I  deliberately  jabbed  into  the  white-leaded  wood  be- 
tween the  frame  and  the  jam  of  the  second  door.  I 
was  about  to  pry  with  all  my  force,  when  the  sound 
of  yet  another  voice  came  from  the  room  before  me. 
It  was  a  disturbed  yet  sleepy  voice,  muffled,  apparently, 
by  a  second  portiere  hung  on  the  outside  of  the  second 
door. 

"Is  that  you,  Simmonds?"  demanded  this  voice. 

I  continued  to  pry,  for  I  felt  like  a  rat  in  a  corner, 
in  that  bald  little  bathroom,  and  I  wanted  space 
about  me,  even  though  that  meant  fresh  danger.  The 
mysteries  were  now  more  than  I  could  decipher.  I 
no  longer  gave  thought  to  them.  The  first  thing  I 
wanted  was  liberation,  escape.  But  my  rod-end  bent 
under  the  pressure  to  which  I  subjected  it,  and  I  had 
to  reverse  it  and  try  for  a  fresh  hold. 

I  could  hear,  as  I  did  so,  the  sudden  sound  of  feet 
crossing  a  floor,  the  click  of  a  light-switch,  and  then 
the  rattle  of  the  portiere-rings  on  the  rod  above  the 
door  at  which  I  stood. 


ii2  THE  MAN  WHO   COULDN'T   SLEEP 

"Who  locked  this  door?"  demanded  the  startled 
voice  on  the  other  side.  For  answer,  I  threw  my 
weight  on  the  rod  and  forced  the  lock.  I  still  kept 
the  metal  rod  in  my  hand,  for  a  possible  weapon,  as 
I  half -stumbled  out  into  the  larger  room. 

Before  me  I  saw  a  man  in  pajamas.  He  was  blond 
and  big  and  his  hair  was  rumpled — that  was  all  I 
knew  about  him,  beyond  the  fact  that  his  pajamas 
were  a  rather  foolish  tint  of  baby-blue.  We  stood 
there,  for  a  second  or  two,  staring  at  each  other. 
We  were  each  plainly  afraid  of  the  other,  just  as  we 
were  each  a  little  reassured,  I  imagine,  at  the  sight 
of   the  other. 

"For  the  love  of  God,"  he  gasped,  wide-eyed,  "who 
are  you?" 

"Quick,"   I  cried,   "is  this  your  house?" 

"Of  course  it's  my  house,"  he  cried  back,  retreat- 
ing as  I  advanced.  He  suddenly  side-stepped  and 
planted  his  thumb  on  a  call-bell. 

"Good!"  I  said.  "Get  your  servants  here  quick. 
We'll  need  them!" 

"Who'll  need  them?    What's  wrong?    What's  up?" 

"I've  got  two  burglars  locked  in  that  room." 

"Burglars?" 

"Yes,  and  they'll  have  a  nice  haul  if  they  get  away. 
Have  you  got  a  revolver?" 

"Yes,"  he  answered,  jerking  open  a  drawer.  I  saw 
that  his  firearm  was  an  automatic. 

"Where's  the  telephone?"  I  demanded,  crossing  the 
room  to  the  door  that  opened  into  the  hall. 

"On  the  floor  below,"  he  answered.     He  pulled  on 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  113 

a  brown  blanket  dressing-gown,  drawing  the  girdle 
tight  at  the  waist. 

''You  can  get  to  it  quicker  than  I  can,"  I  told  him. 
"Give  me  the  gun,  and  throw  on  the  lights  as  you 
go  down.  Then  get  the  police  here  as  soon  as  you 
can." 

"What'll  you  do?"  he  demanded. 

"I'll  guard  the  door,"  I  answered  as  I  all  but  pushed 
him  into  that  hallway.  Then  I  swung-to  the  door 
after  me,  and  locked  it  from  the  outside.  "Quick, 
the  gun,"  I  said.  There  was  no  fear  on  his  face  now, 
yet  it  was  natural  enough  that  he  should  hesitate. 

"What  are  you?     An  officer?" 

There  was  no  time  for  an  explanation. 

"Plain-clothes  man,"  was  my  glib  enough  answer, 
as  I  caught  the  pistol  from  his  hand.  He  switched 
on  the  hall  lights. 

He  was  half-way  to  the  top  of  the  stairs  when  a 
woman's  scream,  high  pitched  and  horrible,  echoed  out 
of  the  room  where  I  had  the  two  confederates  trapped. 
It  was  repeated,  shrill  and  sharp.  The  face  of  the  big 
blond  man  went  as  white  as  chalk. 

"Who  is  that?"  he  demanded,  with  staring  eyes, 
facing  the  locked  door  of  the  second  room.  Then  he 
backed  off  from  the  door. 

I  flung  a  cry  of  warning  at  him,  but  it  did  not  stop 
his  charge.  His  great  shoulder  went  against  the 
paneled  wood  like  a  battering-ram.  Under  the  weight 
of  that  huge  body  the  entire  frame-facing  gave  way; 
he  went  lunging  and  staggering  from  sight  into  the 
dimly-lit  inner  room. 


ii4  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

I  waited  there,  with  my  gun  at  half-arm,  feeling 
the  room  would  suddenly  erupt  its  two  prisoners. 
Then,  at  a  cry  from  the  man,  I  stepped  quickly  in 
after  him. 

I  had  fortified  myself  for  the  unexpected,  but  the 
strangeness  of  the  scene  took  my  breath  away.  For 
there  I  beheld  the  man  called  Hobbs  engaged  in  the 
absurd  and  extraordinary  and  altogether  brutal  occu- 
pation of  trying  to  beat  in  his  confederate's  head  with 
the  butt  of  his  heavy  revolver.  He  must  have  struck 
her  more  than  once,  even  before  the  man  in  the  hairy 
brown  dressing-gown  and  the  blue  pajamas  could  leap 
for  him  and  catch  the  uplifted  arm  as  it  was  about  to 
strike  again. 

The  woman,  protected  by  her  hat  and  veil  and  a 
great  mass  of  thick  hair,  still  showed  no  signs  of 
collapse.  But  the  moment  she  was  free  she  sat  back, 
white  and  panting,  in  the  same  high-armed  fauteuil 
which  I  myself  had  occupied  a  half-hour  before.  I 
made  a  leap  for  her  companion's  fallen  revolver,  before 
she  could  get  it,  though  I  noticed  that  she  now  seemed 
indifferent  to  both  the  loss  of  it  and  the  outcome  of 
the  struggle  which  was  taking  place  in  the  center  of 
that  pink  and  white  abode  of  femininity. 

And  as  I  kept  one  eye  on  the  woman  and  one  on 
the  gun  in  my  hand,  I,  too,  caught  fleeting  glimpses 
of  that  strange  struggle.  It  seemed  more  like  a  com- 
bat between  wildcats  than  a  fight  between  two  human 
beings.  It  took  place  on  the  floor,  for  neither  man 
was  any  longer  on  his  feet,  and  it  wavered  from  one 
side  of  the  room  to  the  other,  leaving  a  swath  of 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  115 

destruction  where  it  went.  A  table  went  over,  a 
fragile-limbed  chair  was  crushed,  the  great  cheval- 
glass  was  shattered,  the  writing-desk  collapsed  with  a 
leg  snapped  off,  a  shower  of  toilet  articles  littered 
the  rugs,  a  reading-lamp  was  overturned  and  went 
the  way  of  the  other  things.  But  still  the  fight  went 
on. 

I  no  longer  thought  of  the  woman.  All  my  atten- 
tion went  to  the  two  men  struggling  and  panting  about 
the  floor.  The  fury  of  the  man  in  the  shaggy  and 
bear-like  dressing-gown  was  more  than  I  could  under- 
stand. The  madness  of  his  onslaught  seemed  incom- 
prehensible. This,  I  felt,  was  the  way  a  tigress  might 
fight  for  her  brood,  the  way  a  cave-man  might  battle 
for  his  threatened  mate.  Nor  did  that  fight  end  until 
the  big  blond  form  towered  triumphant  above  the 
darker  clad  figure. 

Then  I  looked  back  at  the  woman,  startled  by  her 
stillness  through  it  all.  She  was  leaning  forward, 
white,  intent,  with  parted  lips.  In  her  eyes  I  seemed 
to  see  uneasiness  and  solicitude  and  desolation, 
but  above  them  all  slowly  flowered  a  newer  look,  a 
look  of  vague  exultation  as  she  gazed  from  the  de- 
feated man  gasping  and  choking  for  breath  to  the 
broad  back  of  the  shaggy-haired  dressing-gown. 

I  had  no  chance  to  dwell  on  the  puzzle  of  this,  for 
the  man  enveloped  in  the  shaggy-haired  garment  was 
calling  out  to  me. 

"Tie  him  up,"  he  called.  "Take  the  curtain-cords— 
but  tie  him  tight !" 

"Do  you  know  this  man?"  something  in  his  tone 


u6  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T   SLEEP 

prompted  me  to  ask,  as  I  struggled  with  the  heavy  silk 
curtain-cords. 

"It's  Hobbs." 

"I  know  that,  but  who's  Hobbs?" 

"A  servant  dismissed  a  month  ago,"  was  the 
other's  answer. 

"Then  possibly  you  know  the  woman?"  I  asked, 
looking  up. 

"Yes,  possibly  I  know  the  woman,"  he  repeated, 
standing  before  her  and  staring  into  her  white  and 
desolate  face.  It  took  me  a  moment  or  two  to  finish 
my  task  of  trussing  the  wrists  of  the  sullen  and 
sodden  Hobbs.  When  I  looked  up  the  woman  was 
on  her  feet,  several  steps  nearer  the  door. 

"Watch  that  woman!"  I  cried.  "She's  got  a  load 
of  your  loot  on  her!" 

My  words  seemed  merely  to  puzzle  him.  There  was 
no  answering  alarm  on  his  face. 

"What  do  you  mean?"  he  inquired.  He  seemed 
almost  to  resent  my  effort  in  his  behalf.  The  woman's 
stare,  too,  seemed  able  to  throw  him  into  something 
approaching  a  comatose  state,  leaving  him  pale  and 
helpless,  as  though  her  eye  had  the  gift  of  some 
hypnotic  power.  It  angered  me  to  think  that  some 
mere  accidental  outward  husk  of  respectability  could 
make  things  so  easy  for  her.  Her  very  air  of  false 
refinement,  I  felt,  would  always  render  her  vicious- 
ness  double-edged  in  its  danger. 

"Search  her!"  I  cried.  "See  what  she's  got  under 
her  waist  there!" 

He  turned  his  back  on  me,  deliberately,  as  though 


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resenting  my  determination  to  dog  him  into  an  act 
that  was  distasteful  to  him. 

"What  have  you  there?"  he  asked  her,  without 
advancing  any  closer. 

There  was  utter  silence  for  a  moment  or  two. 

"Your  letters,"  she  at  last  answered,  scarcely  above 
a  whisper. 

"What  are  they  doing  there?"  he  asked. 

"I  wanted  them,"  was  all  she  said. 

"Why  should  you  want  my  letters?"  was  his  next 
question. 

She  did  not  answer  it,  The  man  in  the  dressing- 
gown  turned  and  pointed  to  the  inert  figure  of 
Hobbs. 

"What  about  him?     How  did  he  get  here?" 

"He  must  have  followed  me  in  from  the  street 
when  the  door  was  unlocked.  Or  he  may  have  come 
in  before  I  did,  and  kept  in  hiding  somewhere." 

"Who  left  the  door  unlocked?" 

"Simmonds." 

"Why?" 

"Because  he  could  trust  me!" 

There  was  a  muffled  barb  in  this  retort,  a  barb  which 
I  could  not  understand.  I  could  see,  however,  that  it 
had  its  effect  on  the  other  man.  He  stared  at  the 
woman  with  sudden  altered  mien,  with  a  foolish  drop 
of  the  jaw  which  elongated  his  face  and  widened  his 
eyes  at  the  same  moment.  Then  he  wheeled  on  the 
sullen  Hobbs. 

"Hobbs,  you  lied  about  her!"  he  cried,  like  a  blind 
man  at  last  facing  the  light. 


n8  THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

He  had  his  hand  on  the  bound  and  helpless  burglar's 
throat. 

"Tell  me  the  truth,  or  by  the  living  God,  I'll  kill  you ! 
You  lied  about  her?" 

"About  what?"  temporized  Hobbs. 

"You  know  what !" 

Hobbs,  I  noticed,  was  doing  his  best  to  shrink  back 
from  the  throttling  fingers. 

"It  wasn't  my  fault!"  he  equivocated. 

"But  you  lied?" 

Hobbs  did  not  answer,  in  words.  But  the  man  in 
the  dressing-gown  knew  the  answer,  apparently,  be- 
fore he  let  the  inert  figure  fall  away  from  his  grasp. 
He  turned,  in  a  daze,  back  to  the  waiting  and  watching 
woman,  the  white- faced  woman  with  her  soul  in  her 
eyes.  His  face  seemed  humbled,  suddenly  aged  with 
some  graying  blight  of  futile  contrition. 

The  two  staring  figures  appeared  to  sway  and  waver 
toward  each  other.  Before  I  could  understand  quite 
what  it  all  meant  the  man  had  raised  his  arms  and 
the  woman  had  crept  into  them. 

"Oh,  Jim,  I've  been  such  a  fool!"  I  heard  her 
wail.     And  I  could  see  that  she  was  going  to  cry. 

I  knew,  too,  that  that  midnight  of  blunders  had  left 
me  nothing  to  be  proud  of,  that  I  had  been  an  idiot 
from  the  first — and  to  make  that  idiocy  worse,  I 
was  now  an  intruder. 

"I'll  slip  down  and  look  after  that  phoning,"  I 
mumbled,  so  abashed  and  humiliated  that  as  I  groped 
wearily  out  through  the  door  I  stumbled  over  the 
Russian-squirrel  bundle  which  I  had  placed  there  with 


THE  OPEN  DOOR  119 

my  own  hands.  It  was  not  until  I  reached  the  street 
that  I  realized,  with  a  gulp  of  relief,  how  yet  another 
night  of  threatening  misery  had  been  dissembled  and 
lost  in  action,  very  much  as  the  pills  of  childhood  are 
dissembled  in  a  spoonful  of  jelly. 


CHAPTER  V 

THE    MAN    FROM    MEDICINE    HAT 

SAT  in  that  nocturnal  sun-parlor  of  mine,  known 

to  the  world  as  Madison  Square,  demanding  of  the 
quiet  night  why  sleep  should  be  denied  me,  and  doing 
my  best  to  keep  from  thinking  of  Mary  Lockwood.  1 
sat  there  with  my  gaze  fixed  idly  on  a  girl  in  black, 
who,  in  turn,  stared  idly  up  at  Sagittarius. 

Then  I  lost  interest  in  the  black-clad  and  seemingly 
cataleptic  star-gazer.  For  I  was  soon  busy  watching 
a  man  in  a  rather  odd-looking  velour  hat.  My  eyes 
followed  him  from  the  moment  he  first  turned  east- 
ward out  of  Fifth  Avenue.  They  were  still  on  him  as 
he  veered  irresolutely  southward  again  into  the  square 
where  I  sat. 

The  pure  aimlessness  of  his  movements  arrested  my 
attention.  The  figure  that  drifted  listlessly  in  past 
the  Farragut  Statue  and  wandered  on  under  the  park 
trees  in  some  way  reminded  me  of  my  own.  I,  too, 
knew  only  too  well  what  it  was  to  circle  doggedly  and 
sullenly  about  like  a  bell-boy  paging  the  corridors 
of  night  for  that  fugitive  known  as  Sleep. 

So  I  continued  to  watch  him,  quietly  and  closely. 
I  had  lost  my  interest  in  the  white-faced  girl  who 
sat  within  twenty  paces  of  me,  looking,  silent  and 
still,  up  at  the  autumn  stars. 

It  was  the  man's  figure,  thereafter,  that  challenged 

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THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      121 

my  attention,  for  this  man  marked  the  only  point  of 
movement  in  what  seemed  a  city  of  the  dead.  It  was, 
I  remembered,  once  more  long  past  midnight,  the 
hour  of  suspended  life  in  the  emptied  canyons  of 
the  lamp-strung  streets  when  the  last  taxi  had  hummed 
the  last  reveler  home,  and  the  first  milk-wagons  had 
not  yet  rattled  up  from  the  East  River  ferries. 

So  I  sat  there  listlessly  watching  the  listlessly  mov- 
ing figure  with  the  wide  hat-brim  pulled  down  over  its 
face.  There  was  something  still  youthful  about  the 
man,  for  all  the  despondent  droop  to  the  shoulders.  I 
asked  myself  idly  who  or  what  he  could  be.  I 
wondered  if,  like  myself,  he  was  merely  haunted  by 
the  curse  of  wakefulness,  if  the  same  bloodhounds 
of  unrest  dogged  him,  too,  through  the  dark  hours  of 
the  night.  I  wondered  if  he,  too,  was  trying  to  escape 
from  the  grinding  machinery  of  thought  into  some 
outer  passivity. 

I  saw  him  thread  his  indeterminate  way  along  the 
winding  park  walks.  I  saw  him  glance  wearily  up 
at  the  massive  austerity  of  the  Metropolitan  Tower, 
and  then  turn  and  gaze  at  the  faded  Diana  so  un- 
concernedly poised  above  her  stolen  Sevillian  tur- 
rets. I  saw  him  look  desolately  about  the  square  with 
its  bench-rows  filled  with  huddled  and  motionless 
sleepers.  These  sleepers,  with  their  fallen  heads  and 
twisted  limbs,  with  their  contorted  and  moveless 
bodies,  made  the  half-lit  square  as  horrible  as  a  bat- 
tlefield. Clouded  by  the  heavy  shadows  of  the  park 
trees,  they  seemed  like  the  bodies  of  dead  men,  like 
broken  and   sodden  things   over    which   had   ground 


122     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

the  wheels  of  carnage.  The  only  murmur  or  sound  of 
life  was  the  fountain,  with  its  column  of  slowly  rising 
and  slowly  falling  water,  like  the  tired  pulse-beat  of 
the  tired  city. 

The  man  in  the  velour  hat  seemed  to  find  some- 
thing companionable  in  this  movement,  for  he  slowly 
drew  nearer.  He  came  within  three  benches  of  where 
I  sat.  Then  he  flung  himself  down  on  an  empty 
seat.  I  could  see  his  white  and  haggard  face  as  he 
watched  the  splashing  fountain.  I  could  see  his 
shadowy  and  unhappy  eyes  as  he  pushed  back  his  hat 
and  mopped  his  moist  forehead.  Then  I  saw  him 
suddenly  bury  his  head  in  his  hands  and  sit  there, 
minute  by  minute,  without  moving. 

When  he  made  his  next  movement,  it  was  a  start- 
ling one.  It  sent  a  tingle  of  nerves  scampering  up 
and  down  my  backbone.  For  I  saw  his  right  hand 
go  down  to  his  pocket,  pause  there  a  moment,  and 
then  suddenly  lift  again.  As  it  did  so  my  eye  caught 
the  white  glimmer  of  metal.  I  could  see  the  flash  of 
a  revolver  as  he  thrust  it  up  under  the  hat-brim,  and 
held  the  nickeled  barrel  close  against  his  temple, 
just  above  the  lean  jaw-bone. 

It  was  so  sudden,  so  unexpected,  that  I  must  have 
closed  my  eyes  in  a  sort  of  involuntary  wince.  The 
first  coherent  thought  that  came  to  me  was  that  I 
could  never  reach  him  in  time.  Some  soberer  second 
thought  was  to  the  effect  that  even  my  interference 
was  useless,  that  he  and  his  life  were  his  own,  that 
a  man  once  set  on  self-destruction  will  not  be  kept 
from  it  by  any  outside  influence. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      123 

Yet  even  as  I  looked  again  at  his  huddled  figure,  I 
heard  his  little  gasp  of  something  that  must  have  been 
between  fear  and  defeat.  I  saw  the  arm  slowly  sink 
to  his  side.  He  was  looking  straight  before  him,  his 
unseeing  eyes  wide  with  terror  and  hazy  with  inde- 
cision. 

It  was  then  that  I  decided  to  interfere.  To  do  so 
seemed  only  my  plain  and  decent  duty.  Yet  I  hesi- 
tated for  a  moment,  pondering  just  how  to  phrase 
my  opening  speech  to  him. 

Even  as  I  took  a  sudden,  deeper  breath  of  resolu- 
tion, and  was  on  the  point  of  crossing  to  his  side,  I 
saw  him  fling  the  revolver  vehemently  from  him. 
It  went  glimmering  and  tumbling  along  the  coppery- 
green  grass.  It  lay  there,  a  point  of  high  light  against 
the  darkness  of  the  turf. 

Then  I  looked  back  to  the  stranger,  and  saw  his 
empty  hands  go  up  to  his  face.  It  was  a  quiet  and 
yet  a  tragic  gesture  of  utter  misery.  Each  palm  was 
pressed  in  on  the  corded  cheek-bones,  with  the  finger- 
ends  hard  against  the  eyeballs,  as  though  that  futile 
pressure  could  crush  away  all  inner  and  all  outer 
vision. 

Then  I  turned  back  toward  the  fallen  revolver.  As 
I  did  so  I  noticed  a  figure  in  black  step  quietly  out 
and  pick  up  the  firearm.  It  was  the  white-faced  girl 
who  had  sat  looking  up  at  the  stars.  Before  I  fully 
realized  the  meaning  of  her  movement,  she  slipped  the 
weapon  out  of  sight,  and  passed  silently  on  down  the 
winding  asphalt  walk,  between  the  rows  of  sleepers, 
toward  the  east.     There  was  something  arresting  in 


i24     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

the  thin  young  figure,  something  vaguely  purposeful 
and  appealing  in  the  poise  of  the  half-veiled  head. 

1  vacillated  for  a  moment,  undecided  as  to  which 
to  approach.  But  a  second  glance  at  the  man  in  the 
velour  hat,  crouched  there  in  his  utter  and  impassive 
misery,  caused  me  to  cross  over  to  him. 

I  put  a  hand  on  his  flaccid  shoulder,  and  shook  it. 
He  did  not  move  at  first,  so  I  shook  him  again.  Then 
he  directed  a  slow  and  Resentful  glance  at  me. 

"I  want  to  have  a  talk  with  you,"  I  began,  puzzled 
as  to  how  to  proceed.     He  did  not  answer  me. 

"I  want  to  help  you  if  I  can,"  I  explained,  as  I  still 
let  my  hand  rest  on  his  shoulder. 

"Oh,  go  'way!"  he  ejaculated,  in  utter  listlessness, 
shaking  my  hand  from  his  shoulder. 

"No,  I  won't!"  I  quite  firmly  informed  him.  He 
shrank  back  and  moved  away.  Then  he  turned  on 
me  with  a  resentment  that  was  volcanic. 

"For  God's  sake  leave  me  alone !"  he  cried. 

A  sleeper  or  two  on  near-by  benches  sat  up  and 
stared  at  us  with  their  drowsily  indifferent  eyes. 

"Then  why  are  you  making  a  fool  of  yourself  like 
this?"  I  demanded. 

"That's  my  own  business,"  he  retorted. 

"Then  you  intend  to  keep  it  up?"  I  inquired. 

"No,  I  don't,"  he  flung  back.     "/  can't." 

"Then  will  you  be  so  good  as  to  talk  to  me?"  His 
sullen  anger  seemed  strangely  removed  from  that 
exaltation  which  tradition  imputes  to  last  moments. 
It  even  took  an  effort  to  be  patient  with  him. 

"No,  I  won't,"  was  his  prompt  retort.    It  dampened 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT       125 

all  the  quixotic  fires  in  my  body.  Then  he  rose  to 
his  feet  and  confronted  me.  "And  if  you  don't  get 
out  of  here,  I'll  kill  you!" 

His  threat,  in  some  way,  struck  me  as  funny.     I 
laughed  out  loud. 

But  I  did  not  waste  further  time  on  him. 

I  was  already  thinking  of  the  other  figure,  the  equally 
mysterious  and  more  appealing  figure  in  black. 

I  swung  round  and  strode  on  through  the  trees  just 
in  time  to  see  that  somber  and  white-faced  voung 
woman  cross  Madison  Avenue,  and  pass  westward  be- 
tween a  granite-columned  church  and  the  towering 
obelisk  of  a  more  modern  god  of  commerce.  I  kept  my 
eyes  on  this  street-end  as  it  swallowed  her  up.  Then  I 
passed  out  through  the  square  and  under  the  clock- 
dial  and  into  Twenty-fourth  Street. 

By  the  time  I  had  reached  Fourth  Avenue  I  again 
caught  sight  of  the  black-clad  figure.  It  was  moving 
eastward  on  the  south  side  of  the  street,  as  unhurried 
and  impassive  as  a  sleep-walker. 

When  half-way  to  Lexington  Avenue  I  saw  the 
woman  stop,  look  slowly  round,  and  then  go  slowly 
up  the  steps  of  a  red-brick  house.  She  did  not  ring, 
I  could  see,  but  let  herself  in  with  a  pass-key.  Once 
the  door  had  closed  on  her,  I  sauntered  toward  this 
house.  To  go  farther  at  such  an  hour  was  out  of 
the  question.  But  I  made  a  careful  note  of  the  street 
number,  and  also  of  the  fact  that  a  slip  of  paper  pasted 
on  the  sandstone  door-post  announced  the  fact  of 
"Furnished  Rooms." 

I  saw,  not  only  that  little  was  to  be  gained  there, 


126     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

but  also  that  I  had  faced  my  second  disappointment. 
So  I  promptly  swung  back  to  Madison  Square  and  the 
fountain  where  I  had  left  the  man  in  the  velour  hat. 
I  ran  my  eye  from  bench  to  bench  of  sleepers,  but  he 
was  not  among  them.  I  went  over  the  park,  walk  by 
walk,  but  my  search  was  unrewarded.  Then  I  circled 
about  into  Broadway,  widening  my  radius  of  inspec- 
tion. I  shuttled  back  and  forth  along  the  side-streets. 
I  veered  up  and  down  the  neighboring  avenues.  But 
it  was  useless.     The  man  in  the  velour  hat  was  gone. 

Then,  to  my  surprise,  as  I  paced  the  midnight 
streets,  a  sense  of  physical  weariness  crept  over  me.  I 
realized  that  I  had  walked  for  miles.  I  had  forgotten 
my  own  troubles  and  that  most  kindly  of  all  narcotics, 
utter  fatigue,  crept  through  me  like  a  drug. 

So  I  went  home  and  went  to  bed.  And  for  the  first 
time  that  week  I  felt  the  Angel  of  Sleep  stoop  over 
me  of  her  own  free  will.  For  the  first  time  that  week 
there  was  no  need  of  the  bitter  lash  of  chloral  hydrate 
to  beat  back  the  bloodhounds  of  wakefulness.  I  fell 
into  a  sound  and  unbroken  slumber,  and  when  I  woke 
up,  Benson  was  waiting  to  announce  that  my  bath 
was  ready. 

Two  hours  later  I  was  ringing  the  bell  of  a  certain 
old-fashioned  red-brick  apartment-house  in  East 
Twenty-fourth  Street.  I  knew  little  enough  about 
such  places,  but  this  was  one  obviously  uninviting, 
from  the  rusty  hand-rail  to  the  unwashed  window 
draperies.  Equally  unprepossessing  was  the  corpulent 
and  dead-eyed  landlady  in  her  faded  blue  house- 
wrapper;  and  equally  depressing  did  I  find  the  slat- 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      127 

ternly  and  bared-armed  servant  who  was  delegated 
to  lead  me  up  through  the  musty-smelling  halls.  The 
third-floor  front,  I  was  informed,  was  the  only  room 
in  the  house  empty,  though  its  rear  neighbor,  which 
was  a  bargain  at  two  dollars  and  a  half  a  week,  was 
soon  to  be  vacated. 

I  took  the  third-floor  front,  without  so  much  as: 
one  searching  look  at  its  hidden  beauties.  The  lady 
of  the  faded  blue  wrapper  emitted  her  first  spark 
of  life  as  I  handed  over  my  four  dollars.  The  list- 
less eyes,  I  could  see,  were  touched  with  regret  at  the 
thought  that  she  had  not  asked  for  more.  I  tried  to 
explain  to  her,  as  she  exacted  a  deposit  for  my  pass- 
key, that  I  was  likely  to  be  irregular  in  my  hours  and 
perhaps  a  bit  peculiar  in  my  habits. 

These  intimations,  however,  had  no  ponderable  ef- 
fect upon  her.  She  first  abashed  me  by  stowing  the 
money  away  in  the  depths  of  her  open  corsage,  and 
then  perplexed  me  by  declaring  that  all  she  set  out  to 
do,  since  her  legs  went  back  on  Her,  was  to  keep  her 
first  two  floors  decent.  Above  that,  apparently,  de- 
portment could  look  after  itself,  the  upper  regions 
beyond  her  ken  could  be  Olympian  in  their  moral  laxi- 
ties. 

As  I  stood  there,  smiling  over  this  discovery,  a 
figure  in  black  rustled  down  the  narrow  stairway  and 
edged  past  us  in  the  half-lit  hall. 

The  light  fell  full  on  her  face  as  she  opened  the  door 
to  the  street.  It  outlined  her  figure,  as  thin  as  that  of 
a  medieval  saint  from  a  missal.  It  was  the  young: 
woman  I  had  followed  from  Madison  Square. 


128     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Of  this  I  was  certain — from  the  moment  the  light 
fell  on  her  thin-cheeked  face,  where  anxiety  seemed 
to  have  pointed  the  soft  oval  of  the  chin  into  some- 
thing mask-like  in  its  sharpness.  About  her,  quite 
beyond  the  fact  that  her  eyes  were  the  most  unhappy 
eyes  I  had  ever  seen,  hung  a  muffled  air  of  tragedy, 
the  air  of  a  spirit  both  bewildered  and  baffled.  But  I 
could  see  that  she  was,  or  that  she  had  been,  a  rather 
beautiful  young  woman,  though  still  again  the  slender- 
ness  of  the  figure  made  me  think  of  a  saint  from  a 
missal. 

I  was  still  thinking  of  her  as  I  followed  the  sullen 
and  slatternly  servant  up  the  dark  stairs.  Once  in 
my  new  quarters,  I  glanced  absently  about  at  the  sul- 
phur-yellow wallpaper  and  the  melancholy  antiquities 
that  masqueraded  as  furniture.  Then  I  came  back  to 
the  issue  at  hand. 

"Who  is  that  young  woman  in  black  who  happened 
to  pass  us  in  the  hall  ?"  I  casually  inquired. 

"Can  that!"  was  the  apathetic  and  quite  enigmatic 
retort  of  the  bare-armed  girl.  I  turned  to  inquire  the 
meaning  of  this  obvious  colloquialism. 

"Aw,  cage  the  zoom'  bug !"  said  my  new-found  and 
cynical  young  friend.     "She  ain't  that  kind." 

"What  is  she?"  I  asked,  as  I  slipped  a  bill  into  the 
startled  and  somewhat  incredulous  hand  of  toil.  The 
transformation  was  immediate. 

"She  ain't  nothin'!"  was  the  answer.  "She's  just 
a  four-flush,  an  also-ran !  And  unless  she  squares  wit' 
the  madam  by  Sat'rday  she's  goin'  to  do  her  washin' 
in  somebody  else's  bath-tub!" 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      129 

Through  this  sordid  quartz  of  callousness  ran  one 
silver  streak  of  luck.  It  was  plain  that  I  was  to  be 
on  the  same  floor  with  the  girl  in  black.  And  that 
discovery  seemed  quite  enough. 

I  waited  until  the  maid  was  lost  in  the  gloom  below- 
stairs  and  the  house  was  quiet  again.  Then  I  calmly 
and  quietly  stepped  out  into  the  little  hall,  pushed  open 
the  door  of  the  rear  room,  and  slipped  inside.  I  ex- 
perienced, as  I  did  so,  a  distinct  and  quite  pleasurable 
quickening  of  the  pulse. 

I  found  myself  in  a  mere  cell  of  a  room,  with  two 
dormer  windows  facing  a  disorderly  vista  of  chimney- 
pots and  brick  walls.  On  the  sill  of  one  window 
stood  an  almost  empty  milk-bottle.  Beside  the  other 
window  was  a  trunk  marked  with  the  initials  "H.  W." 
and  the  pretty-nearly  obliterated  words  "Medicine 
Hat." 

About  the  little  room  brooded  an  almost  forlorn 
air  of  neatness.  On  one  wall  was  tacked  a  picture 
postcard  inscribed  "In  the  Devil's  Pool  at  Banff."  On 
another  was  a  ranch  scene,  an  unmounted  photograph 
which  showed  a  laughing  and  clear-browed  girl  on  a. 
white-dappled  pinto.  On  the  chintz-covered  bureau 
stood  a  half-filled  carton  of  soda-biscuits.  Beside  this", 
again,  lay  an  empty  candy-box.  From  the  mirror  of 
this  bureau  smiled  down  a  face  that  was  familiar  to 
me.  It  was  a  magazine-print  of  Harriet  Walter,  the 
young  Broadway  star  who  had  reached  success  with 
the  production  of  Broken  Tics,  the  same  Harriet 
Walter  who  had  been  duly  announced  to  marry  Percy 
Adams,  the  son  of  the  Traction  Magnate.     My  own 


130     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

den,  I  remembered,  held  an  autographed  copy  of  the 
same  picture. 

Beyond  this,  however,  the  room  held  little  of  inter- 
est and  nothing  of  surprise.  Acting  on  a  sudden  and 
a  possibly  foolish  impulse,  after  one  final  look  at  the 
room  and  its  record  of  courageous  struggles,  I  took  a 
bank-note  from  my  waistcoat  pocket,  folded  it,  opened 
the  top  drawer  of  the  bureau  and  dropped  the  bill  into 
it.  Then  I  stood  staring  down  into  the  still  open 
drawer,  for  before  me  lay  the  revolver  which  the  girl 
had  carried  away  the  night  before  from  Madison 
Square. 

In  a  few  moments  I  went  back  to  my  own  room  and 
sat  down  in  the  broken-armed  rocking-chair,  and  tried 
desperately  to  find  some  key  to  the  mystery.  But  no 
light  came  to  me. 

I  was  still  puzzled  over  it  when  I  heard  the  sound 
of  steps  on  the  uncarpeted  stairway.  They  were  very 
slow  and  faltering  steps.  As  I  stood  at  the  half-opened 
door  listening,  I  felt  sure  I  heard  the  sound  of  some- 
thing that  was  half-way  between  a  sob  and  a  gasp. 
Then  came  the  steps  again,  and  then  the  sound  of 
heavy  breathing.  I  heard  the  rustle  of  paper  as  the 
door  of  the  back  room  was  pushed  open,  and  then 
the  quick  slam  of  the  door. 

This  was  followed  by  a  quiet  and  almost  inarticulate 
cry.  It  was  not  a  call,  and  it  was  not  a  moan.  But 
what  startled  me  into  sudden  action  was  the  noise 
that  followed.  It  was  a  sort  of  soft-pedaled  thud,  as 
though  a  body  had  fallen  to  the  floor. 

I  no  longer  hesitated.     It  was  clear  that  something. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      131 

was  wrong.  I  ran  to  the  closed  door,  knocked  on  it, 
and  a  moment  later  swung  it  open. 

As  I  stepped  into  the  room  I  could  see  the  girl  lying 
there,  her  upturned  face  as  white  as  chalk,  with  bluish- 
gray  shadows  about  the  closed  eyes.  Beside  her  on 
the  floor  lay  a  newspaper,  a  flaring  head-lined  after- 
noon edition. 

I  stood  staring  stupidly  down  at  the  white  face  for  a 
moment  or  two  before  it  came  to  me  that  the  girl  had 
merely  fallen  in  a  faint.  Then,  seeing  the  slow  beat 
of  a  pulse  in  the  thin  throat,  I  dropped  on  one  knee 
and  tore  open  the  neck  of  her  blouse.  Then  I  got 
water  from  the  stoneware  jug  on  the  wash-stand  and 
sprinkled  the  placid  and  colorless  brow.  I  could  see, 
as  I  lifted  her  up  on  the  narrow  white  bed,  how  blood- 
less and  ill-nurtured  her  body  was.  The  girl  was  half 
starved ;  of  that  there  was  no  shadow  of  doubt. 

She  came  to  very  slowly.  As  I  leaned  over  her, 
waiting  for  the  heavy-lidded  eyes  to  open,  I  let  my 
glance  wander  back  to  the  newspaper  on  the  floor.  I 
there  read  that  Harriet  Walter,  the  young  star  of  the 
Broken  Ties  Company,  had  met  with  a  serious  acci- 
dent. It  had  occurred  while  riding  down  Morningside 
Avenue  in  a  touring-car  driven  by  Percy  Alward 
Adams,  the  son  of  the  well-known  Traction  Mag- 
nate. The  brake  had  apparently  refused  to  work  on 
Cathedral  Hill,  and  the  car  had  collided  with  a  pillar 
of  the  Elevated  Railway  at  the  corner  of  One-hundred- 
and-ninth  Street.  Adams  himself  had  escaped  with  a 
somewhat  lacerated  arm,  but  Miss  Walter's  injuries 
were  more  serious.    She  had  been  taken  at  once  to  St. 


1 32     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Luke's  Hospital,  but  a  few  blocks  away.  She  had  not, 
however,  regained  consciousness,  and  practically  all 
hope  of  recovery  had  been  abandoned  by  the  doctors. 

I  was  f  renziedly  wondering  what  tie  could  bind  these 
two  strangely  diverse  young  women  together  when 
the  girl  beside  me  gave  signs  of  returning  life.  I  was 
still  sousing  a  ridiculous  amount  of  water  on  her  face 
and  neck  when  her  eyes  suddenly  opened.  They  looked 
up  at  me,  dazed  and  wide  with  wonder. 

"What  is  it?"  she  asked,  gazing  about  the  room. 
Then  she  looked  back  at  me  again. 

"I  think  you  must  have  fallen,"  I  tried  to  explain. 
"But  it's  all  right;  you  mustn't  worry." 

My  feeble  effort  at  reassuring  her  was  not  effective. 
I  could  see  the  perplexed  movement  of  her  hands,  the 
unuttered  inquiry  still  in  her  eyes.  She  lay  there,  star- 
ing at  me  for  a  long  time. 

"You  see,  I'm  your  new  neighbor,"  I  told  her,  "and 
I  heard  you  from  my  room." 

She  did  not  speak.  But  I  saw  her  lips  pucker  into 
a  little  sob  that  shook  her  whole  body.  There  seemed 
something  indescribably  childlike  in  the  movement.  It 
took  a  fight  to  keep  up  my  air  of  bland  optimism. 

"And  now,"  I  declared,  "I'm  going  to  slip  out  for  a 
minute  and  get  you  a  little  wine." 

She  made  one  small  hand-gesture  of  protest,  but  I 
ignored  it.  I  dodged  in  for  my  hat,  descended  the 
stairs  to  the  street,  got  Benson  on  the  wire;  and  in- 
structed him  to  send  the  motor-hamper  and  two  bot- 
tles of  Burgundy  to  me  at  once.  Then  I  called  up  St. 
Luke's  Hospital.     There,  strangely  enough,  I  was  re- 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      133 

fused  all  information  as  to  Harriet  Walter's  condition. 
It  was  not  even  admitted,  in  fact,  that  she  was  at 
present  a  patient  at  that  institution. 

The  girl,  when  I  got  back,  was  sitting  in  a  rocking- 
chair  by  the  window.  She  seemed  neither  relieved  nor 
disturbed  by  my  return.  Her  eyes  were  fixed  on  the 
blank  wall  opposite  her.  Her  colorless  face  showed 
only  too  plainly  that  this  shock  from  which  she  had 
suffered  had  left  her  indifferent  to  all  other  currents  of 
life,  as  though  every  further  stroke  of  fate  had  been 
rendered  insignificant.  She  did  not  even  turn  her  eyes 
when  I  carried  the  hamper  into  the  room  and  opened 
it.  She  did  not  look  up  as  I  poured  the  wine  and  held 
a  glass  of  it  for  her  to  drink. 

She  sipped  at  it  absently,  brokenly,  reminding  me  of 
a  bird  drinking  from  a  saucer-edge.  But  I  made  her 
take  more  of  it.  I  persisted,  until  I  could  see  a  faint 
and  shell-like  tinge  of  color  creep  into  her  cheeks. 

Then  she  looked  at  me,  for  the  first  time,  with  com- 
prehending and  strangely  grateful  eyes.  She  made  a 
move,  as  though  to  speak.  But  as  she  did  so  I  could 
see  the  quick  gush  of  tears  that  came  to  her  eyes  and 
her  gesture  of  hopelessness  as  she  looked  down  at  the 
newspaper  on  the  floor. 

"Oh,  I  want  to  die !"  she  cried  brokenly  and  weakly. 
"I  want  to  die !" 

Her  words  both  startled  and  perplexed  me.  Here, 
within  a  few  hours'  time,  I  was  encountering  the  second 
young  person  who  seemed  tired  of  life,  who  was  ready 
and  willing  to  end  it. 

"What  has  happened?"  I  asked,  as  I  held  more  of 


i34    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

the  Burgundy  out  for  her  to  drink.  Then  I  picked  up 
the  afternoon  paper  with  the  flaring  head-lines. 

She  pointed  with  an  unsteady  finger  to  the  paper  in 
my  hands. 

"Do  you  know  her?"  she  asked. 

"Yes,  I  happen  to  know  her,"  I  admitted. 

"Have  you  known  her  long?"  asked  the  girl. 

"Only  a  couple  of  years,"  I  answered.  "Since  she 
first  went  with  Frohman." 

The  possible  truth  flashed  over  me.  They  were  sis- 
ters. That  was  the  strange  tie  that  bound  them  to- 
gether ;  one  the  open  and  flashing  and  opulent,  and  the 
other  the  broken  and  hidden  and  hopeless. 

"Do  you  know  Harriet  Walter?"  I  asked. 

She  laughed  a  little,  forlornly,  bitterly.  The  wine,  I 
imagined,  had  rather  gone  to  her  head. 

"I  am  Harriet  Walter !"  was  her  somewhat  startling 
declaration. 

She  was  still  shaken  and  ill,  I  could  see.  I  took  the 
Burgundy  glass  from  her  hand.  I  wanted  her  mind 
to  remain  lucid.  There  was  a  great  deal  for  me  still 
to  fathom. 

"And  they  say  she's  going  to  die?"  she  half  declared, 
half  inquired,  as  her  eyes  searched  my  face. 

"But  what  will  it  mean  to  you?"  I  demanded. 

She  seemed  not  to  have  heard;  so  I  repeated  the 
question. 

"It  means  the  end,"  she  sobbed,  "the  end  of  every- 
thing!" 

"But  why?"  I  insisted. 

She  covered  her  face  with  her  hands. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      135 

"Oh,  I  can't  tell  you!"  she  moaned.  "I  can't 
explain." 

"But  there  must  be  some  good  and  definite  reason 
why  this  young  woman's  death  should  end  everything 
for  you." 

The  girl  looked  about  her,  like  a  life-prisoner  facing 
the  four  blank  walls  of  a  cell.  Her  face  was  without 
hope.  Nothing  but  utter  misery,  utter  despair,  was 
written  on  it. 

Then  she  spoke,  not  directly  to  me,  but  more  as 
though  she  were  speaking  to  herself. 

"When  she  dies,  I  die  too!" 

I  demanded  to  know  what  this  meant.  I  tried  to 
burrow  down  to  the  root  of  the  mystery.  But  my 
efforts  were  useless.  I  could  wring  nothing  more  out 
of  the  unhappy  and  tragic-eyed  girl.  And  the  one 
thing  she  preferred  just  then,  I  realized,  was  solitude. 
So  I  withdrew. 

The  entire  situation,  however,  proved  rather  too 
much  for  me.  The  more  I  thought  it  over  the  more 
it  began  to  get  on  my  nerves.  So  I  determined  on  a 
prompt  right-about-face.  I  decided  to  begin  at  the 
other  end  of  the  line. 

My  first  move  was  to  phone  for  the  car.  Latreille 
came  promptly  enough,  but  with  a  look  of  sophisti- 
cation about  his  cynical  mouth  which  I  couldn't  help 
resenting. 

"St.  Luke's  Hospital,"  I  told  him  as  I  stepped  into 
the  car. 

At  that  institution,  however,  I  was  again  refused 
all  information  as  to  the  condition  of  Harriet  Walter.' 


136    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

It  was  not  even  admitted,  when  I  became  more  in- 
sistent, that  any  such  person  was  in  the  hospital. 

"But  I'm  a  friend  of  this  young  lady's,"  I  tried  to 
explain.     "And  I've  a  right  to  know  of  her  condition." 

The  calm-eyed  official  looked  at  me  quite  unmoved. 

"This  young  lady  seems  to  have  very  many  friends. 
And  some  of  them  seem  to  be  very  peculiar." 

"What  do  you  mean  by  that?"  I  demanded.  For 
answer  he  pointed  to  a  figure  pacing  up  and  down  in 
the  open  street. 

"There's  another  of  these  friends  who've  been  in- 
sisting on  seeing  her,"  he  explained,  with  a  shrug  of 
extenuation. 

The  uniformed  attendant  of  that  carbolized  and 
white-walled  temple  of  pain  must  have  seen  my  start 
as  I  glanced  out  at  the  slowly  pacing  figure.  For  it 
was  that  of  a  young  man  wearing  a  velour  hat.  It 
was  the  youth  I  had  met  the  night  before  in  Madison 
Square. 

"Do  you  happen  to  know  that  man's  name?"  I  asked. 

"He  gave  it  as  Mallory — James  Mallory,"  was  the 
answer. 

I  wasted  no  more  time  inside  those  depressing  walls. 
I  was  glad  to  get  out  to  the  street,  to  the  open  air 
and  the  clear  afternoon  sunlight.  I  had  already  de- 
cided on  my  next  step. 

Whether  the  man  in  the  velour  hat  recognized  me 
or  not,  I  could  not  say.  If  he  did,  he  gave  no  sign  of 
it.  Yet  I  could  see  that  he  resented  my  addressing 
him,  although  he  showed  no  surprise  as  I  did  so  by 
name.     It  was  not  until  I  point-blank  asked  if  he  had 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      137 

been  inquiring  about  Harriet  Walter  that  any  trace 
of  interest  came  into  his  face. 

He  replied,  with  considerable  ferocity,  that  he  had. 
One  glimpse  of  the  unsteady  fingers  and  twitching 
eyelids  showed  me  the  tension  under  which  he  was 
struggling.     I  felt  genuinely  sorry  for  him. 

"I  happen  to  know  Miss  Walter,"  I  told  him,  "and  if 
you'll  be  so  good  as  to  step  in  my  car,  I  can  tell  you 
anything  you  may  want  to  know." 

''Is  your  name  Adams  ?"  the  white- faced  youth  sud- 
denly demanded. 

"It  is  not,"  I  answered,  with  considerable  alacrity, 
for  his  face  was  not  pleasant  to  look  at. 

"Then  why  can  you  tell  me  what  I  want  to  know  ?" 
he  asked,  still  eying  me  with  open  hostility.  I  strug- 
gled to  keep  my  temper.  It  was  a  case  where  one  could 
afford  to  be  indulgent. 

"If  we  each  have  a  friend  in  this  lady,  it's  not  un- 
reasonable that  we  should  be  able  to  be  friends  our- 
selves," I  told  him.  "So  let's  clear  the  cobwebs  by 
a  spin  down-town." 

"Gasoline  won't  wash  my  particular  cobwebs  away," 
he  retorted.  There  was  something  likable  about  his 
audacious  young  face,  even  under  its  cloud  of  bitter- 
ness. 

"Then  why  couldn't  you  dine  with  me,  at  a  very 
quiet  club  of  mine?"  I  suggested.  "Or,  better  still, 
on  the  veranda  of  the  Clairemont,  where  we  can  talk 
together." 

He  hesitated  at  first,  but  under  my  pressure  he 
yielded,  and  we  both  got  in  the  car  and  swung  west- 


138     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

ward,  and  then  up  Riverside  to  the  Clairemont.  There 
I  secured  a  corner  piazza-table,  overlooking  the  river. 
And  there  I  exerted  a  skill  of  which  I  had  once  been 
proud,  in  ordering  a  dinner  which  I  thought  might 
appeal  to  the  poignantly  unhappy  young  man  who  sat 
across  the  table  from  me.  I  could  see  that  he  was  still 
looking  at  me,  every  now  and  then,  with  both  revolt 
and  sullen  bewilderment  written  on  his  lean  young 
face.  It  would  be  no  easy  matter,  I  knew,  to  win  his 
confidence. 

"I  suppose  you  think  I'm  crazy,  like  the  rest  of 
them?"  he  suddenly  demanded.  I  noticed  that  he  had 
already  taken  his  third  drink  of  wine. 

''Why  should  I  think  that?" 

"I've  had  enough  to  make  me  crazy!"  he  ejaculated, 
with  that  abject  self-pity  which  marks  the  last  mile- 
stone on  the  avenue  of  hope. 

"Perhaps  I  could  help  you,"  I  suggested.  "Or  per- 
haps I  could  advise  you." 

"What  good's  advice  when  you're  up  against  what 
I'm  up  against?"  was  his  embittered  retort. 

He  was  apparently  finding  relief  in  the  Pommery. 
I  found  a  compensating  relief  in  merely  beholding 
that  look  of  haunted  and  abject  misery  going  out  of  his 
young  eyes. 

"Then  tell  me  what  the  trouble  is,"  I  said. 

He  still  shook  his  head.  Then  he  suddenly  looked 
up. 

"How  long  have  you  known  Harriet  Walter?"  he 
asked. 

"From   the   time,"   I    told   him,   after  a   moment's 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      139 

thought,  "when  she  first  appeared  for  the  Fresh  Air 
Fund  at  the  Plaza.  That  was  about  two  years  ago — 
when  she  first  went  with  Frohman." 

"I've  known  her  for  twenty  years !"  was  the  youth's 
unexpected  exclamation.  "We  grew  up  together,  out 
West." 

"Where  out  West  ?"  I  asked. 

"In  Medicine  Hat — that's  a  Canadian  prairie  town." 

"But  she's  younger  than  you?" 

"Only  two  years.  She's  twenty-two;  I'm  twenty- 
four.  She  changed  her  name  from  Wilson  to  Walter 
when  she  went  on  the  stage." 

"Then  you  are  close  friends?"  I  asked,  for  I  could 
see  the  wine  had  loosened  his  reticent  young  tongue. 

"Friends !"  he  scoffed.  "I'm  the  man  she  promised 
to  marry!" 

Here,  I  told  myself,  was  a  pretty  kettle  of  fish.  I 
knew  the  man  before  me  was  not  Adams.  Yet  it  was 
several  weeks  now  since  Harriet  Walter's  engagement 
to  young  Adams  had  been  officially  announced.  And 
there  was  nothing  unstable  or  predaceous  about  the 
Harriet  Walter  I  had  known. 

"Would  you  mind  telling  me  just  when  she  promised 
to  marry  you?"  I  asked.  "Remember,  this  is  not  pry- 
ing.    I'm  only  trying  to  get  behind  that  cobweb." 

"She  promised  me  over  two  years  ago,"  he  answered 
me,  quite  openly. 

"Definitely?"  I  insisted. 

"As  definite  as  pen  and  ink  could  make  it.  Even  be- 
fore' she  gave  in,  before  she  gave  the  promise,  we'd 
had  a  sort  of  understanding.    That  was  before  I  made 


140     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

my  British  Columbia  strike  out  West.  She'd  come 
East  to  study  for  the  stage.  She  always  felt  she 
would  make  a  great  actress.  We  all  tried  to  keep  her 
from  it,  but  she  said  it  was  her  career.  She'd  been 
having  a  hard  time  of  it  then,  those  first  six  months. 
So  I  came  through  to  New  York  and  wanted  to  take 
her  back,  to  get  her  out  of  all  that  sort  of  thing.  But 
she  put  me  off.  She  wouldn't  give  in  to  being  defeated 
in  her  work.  She  gave  me  her  promise,  but  asked  for 
a  year's  time.  When  that  was  up,  she'd  made  her 
hit.  Then,  of  course,  she  asked  for  one  year  more. 
And  in  the  meantime  I  made  my  own  hit — in  timber 
limits." 

"But  hasn't  she  justified  the  time  you've  given  her?" 
I  inquired,  remembering  the  sudden  fame  that  had 
come  to  her,  the  name  in  electrics  over  the  Broadway 
theater,  the  lithographs  in  the  shop  windows,  the  inter- 
views in  the  Sunday  papers. 

"Justified !"  cried  the  young  man  across  the  table 
from  me.  "After  I'd  waited  two  years,  after  she'd 
given  me  her  promise,  she's  turned  round  and  prom- 
ised to  marry  this  man  Adams!" 

"And  has  she  never  explained?" 

"Explained?  She  won't  see  me.  She  had  me  put 
out  of  her  hotel.  She  went  off  to  Narragansett.  She 
pretended  she  doesn't  even  know  me." 

This  sounded  very  unlike  the  Harriet  Walter  I 
had  known.  There  had  seemed  little  that  was  deliber- 
ately venal  or  treacherous  in  that  artless-eyed  young 
lady's  nature. 

"And  what  did  you  do?"  I  asked. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      141 

"What  could  I  do  ?  I  waited  and  tried  again.  I  felt 
that  if  I  could  only  see  her  face  to  face  she'd  be  able 
to  explain,  to  make  the  whole  thing  seem  less  like 
insanity." 

"And  she  wouldn't  even  see  you,  meet  you?" 
"Not  once.     Something's  set  her  against  me;  some- 
thing's changed  her.    She  never  used  to  be  that  sort — 
never!" 

"And  you  insist  all  this  is  without  rhyme  or  reason?" 
"Without  one  jot  of  reason.  That's  what  made  it 
so  hopeless.  And  last  night  when  I  heard  of  this  acci- 
dent I  put  my  pride  in  my  pocket,  and  tried  still  again. 
It  was  the  same  thing  over  again.  They  seemed  to  take 
me  for  a  crank,  or  paranceic  of  some  kind,  up  there 
at  the  hospital.  And  then  I  gave  up.  I  felt  I'd  about 
reached  the  end  of  my  rope.  I  thought  it  all  over, 
quite  calmly,  and  decided  to  end  everything.  I  walked  ' 
the  streets  half  the  night,  then  I  sat  down  and  decided 
to  blow  my  brains  out.  But  I  couldn't  do  it.  I  was 
too  much  of  a  coward.     I  hadn't  the  courage." 

"That  would  have  been  very  foolish,"  was  my  in- 
adequate reply,  for  at  a  bound  my  thoughts  went  back 
to  the  night  before  and  the  scene  in  the  square. 

"Well,  what  would  you  have  done  ?"  was  the  prompt 
and  bitter  challenge  of  the  unhappy  youth  facing  me. 

I    thought    for    a    moment    before    attempting    to  , 
answer  him. 

"Why,"  I  temporized,  "I'd  have  tried  to  get  down 
to  the  root  of  the  mystery.  I'd  have  made  some  effort 
to  find  out  the  reason  for  it;  for  everything  seems  to 
have  1  a  reason,  you  know." 


142     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Again  I  heard  him  emit  his  listless  little  scoff  of 
misery. 

"There's  no  reason,"  he  declared. 

"There  must  be,"  I  maintained. 

"Then  show  me  where  or  what  it  is,"  he  challenged. 

"I  will,"  I  said,  with  sudden  conviction.  "There's  a 
reason  for  all  this,  and  I'm  going  to  find  it  out!" 

He  studied  my  face  with  his  tired  and  unhappy 
young  eyes  as  I  sat  there  trying  to  fit  the  edges  of  the 
two  broken  stories  together.  It  was  not  easy:  it  was 
like  trying  to  piece  together  a  shattered  vase  of  cloi- 
sonne-work. 

"And  how  will  you  find  it  out?"  he  was  listlessly 
inquiring. 

Instead  of  answering  him,  I  looked  up,  fixed  my  eyes 
on  him  and  asked  another  question. 

"Tell  me  this :  if  there  is  a  reason,  do  you  still  care 
for  her?" 

He  resented  the  question,  as  I  was  afraid  he  would. 

"What  concern  is  that  of  yours?" 

"If  all  this  thing's  a  mistake,  it's  going  to  be  some 
concern  of  yours,"  I  told  him. 

He  sat  there  in  dead  silence  for  a  minute  or  two. 

"I've  always  cared  for  her,"  he  said,  and  I  knew 
what  his  answer  was  going  to  be  before  he  spoke. 
"But  it's  no  use.  It's  all  over.  It's  over  and  done 
with.    There's  not  even  a  mistake  about  it." 

"There  must  be.  And  I'm  going  to  find  out  where 
and  what  it  is." 

"And  how  are  you  going  to  find  that  out?"  he 
reiterated. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      143 

"Come  along  with  me,"  I  cried  a  little  presumptuous- 
ly, a  little  excitedly,  "and  by  ten  o'clock  to-night  I'll 
have  your  reason  for  you !" 

My  flash-in-the-pan  enthusiasm  was  shorter  lived 
than  I  had  expected.  The  tingling  and  wine-like 
warmth  soon  disappeared.  A  reaction  set  in,  once 
we  were  out  in  the  cool  night  air.  And  in  that  reac- 
tion I  began  to  see  difficulties,  to  marshal  doubts 
and  misgivings. 

The  suspicion  crept  over  me  that,  after  all,  I  might 
have  been  talking  to  a  man  with  a  slightly  unbalanced 
mind.  Delusions,  such  as  his,  I  knew,  were  not  un- 
common. There  were  plenty  of  amiable  cranks  who 
carried  about  some  fixed  conviction  of  their  one-time 
intimate  association  with  the  great,  the  settled  belief 
that  they  are  the  oppressed  and  unrecognized  friends 
of  earth's  elect. 

Yet  this  did  not  altogether  fill  the  bill;  it  could 
not  explain  away  everything.  There  was  still  the 
mystery  of  the  girl  in  the  Twenty-fourth  Street  room- 
ing-house. There  was  still  the  enigma  of  two  per- 
sons claiming  to  be  Harriet  Walter. 

On  my  way  down  to  that  rooming-house  an  idea 
occurred  to  me.  It  prompted  me  to  step  in  at  my 
club  for  a  minute  or  two,  leaving  Mallory  in  the  car. 
Then  I  dodged  back  to  the  reading-room,  took  down 
from  its  shelf  a  Who's  Who  on  the  Stage,  and 
turned  up  the  name  of  Harriet  Walter. 

There,  to  my  discomfiture,  I  read  that  Harriet 
Walter's  family  name  was  recorded  as  "Kellock,"  and 
instead  of  being  a  Canadian,  and  born  and  brought  up 


144     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

in  the  western  town  of  Medicine  Hat,  as  young  Mal- 
lory  had  claimed,  her  birthplace  was  recorded  as  Lan- 
sing, Michigan.  She  had  been  educated  at  the  Gilder 
Seminary  in  Boston,  and  had  later  studied  one  year 
at  the  Wheatley  Dramatic  School  in  New  York.  From 
there  she  had  gone  on  the  stage,  taking  small  parts, 
but  soon  convincing  her  management  that  she  was  ca- 
pable of  better  things.  In  little  over  a  year  she  had 
been  made  a  star  in  the  Broken  Ties  production. 

The  St.  Luke's  officials,  after  all,  had  not  been  so 
far  wrong.  The  young  man  in  the  velour  hat  was 
clearly  off  his  trolley. 

It  was,  however,  too  late  to  turn  back.  And  there 
was  still  the  other  end  of  the  mystery  to  unravel.  So 
I  ushered  young  Mallory  up  the  musty  stairs  to  my 
third-floor  room,  and  seated  him  with  a  cigar  and  a 
magazine  between  those  four  bald  and  depressing  walls 
with  their  sulphur-colored  paper.  Then  I  stepped  out- 
side, and  carefully  closed  the  door  after  me.  Then  I 
crossed  the  hall  to  the  girl's  room  and  knocked. 

There  was  no  answer,  so  I  opened  the  door  and 
looked  in.  The  room  was  empty.  A  sense  of  frus- 
tration, of  defeat,  of  helplessness,  swept  through  me. 
This  was  followed  by  a  feeling  of  alarm,  an  impres- 
sion that  I  might,  after  all,  be  too  late. 

I  crossed  the  room  with  a  sudden  premonition  of 
evil.  Then  I  turned  on  the  light  and  pulled  open 
the  top  drawer  of  the  chintz-covered  bureau.  There 
lay  my  bank-note.  And  beside  it,  I  noticed,  with  a 
sense  of  relief,  still  lay  the  revolver. 

I  took  the  weapon  up  and  looked  it  over,  hesitat- 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      145 

ing  whether  or  not  to  unload  it.  I  still  held  it  in  my 
hand,  staring  down  at  it,  when  I  heard  the  creak  of 
the  door  behind  me.  It  was  followed  by  a  sudden 
and  quite  audible  gasp  of  fright. 

It  was  the  owner  of  the  room  herself,  I  saw,  the 
moment  I  swung  around.  It  was  not  so  much  terror 
in  her  eyes,  by  this  time,  as  sheer  surprise. 

"What  are  you  doing  here?"  she  asked,  with  a 
quaver  of  bewilderment. 

"I'll  answer  that  when  you  answer  a  question  of 
mine,"  I  temporized,  as  I  held  the  revolver  up  before 
her.     "Where  did  you  get  this  ?" 

She  did  not  speak  for  a  second  or  two. 

"Why  are  you  spying  on  me  like  this?"  she  sud- 
denly demanded.  She  sank  into  a  chair,  pulling  ner- 
vously at  her  pair  of  worn  gloves. 

"You  insist  on  knowing?"   I  asked. 

"I've  a  right  to  know." 

"Because  you  are  not  Harriet  Walter,"  was  the 
answer  I  sent  bullet-like  at  her. 

She  raised  her  eyes  to  mine.  There  was  neither 
anger  nor  resentment  on  her  face.  All  I  could  see 
was  utter  weariness,  utter  tragedy. 

"I  know,"  she  said.  She  spoke  very  quietly.  Some- 
thing in  her  voice  sent  a  stab  of  pity  through  me. 

"I'm  only  trying  to  help  you,"  I  told  her.  "I  only 
want  to  clear  up  this  maddening  muddle." 

"You  can't,"  she  said  very  simply.     "It's  too  late." 

"It's  not  too  late!"  I  blindly  persisted. 

"What  do  you  know  about  it  ?"  was  her  listless  and 
weary  retort. 


146     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"I  know  more  about  it  than  you  imagine,"  was  my 
answer.  "I  know  where  this  revolver  came  from,  just 
when  and  where  you  picked  it  up,  and  just  how  near 
you  came  to  using  it." 

She  covered  her  face  with  her  hands.  Then  she 
dropped  them  to  her  side,  with  a  gesture  of  hopeless- 
ness. 

"Oh,  they'll  all  know  now !"  she  moaned.  "I  knew 
it  would  come,  some  day.  And  I  haven't  the  strength 
to  face  it — I  haven't  the  strength!" 

I  felt,  in  some  way,  that  the  moment  was  a  climactic 
one. 

"But  how  did  it  begin?"  I  asked  more  gently,  as 
I  gazed  down  at  the  fragile  and  girlish  body  huddled 
together  in  the  chair. 

"It  began  two  years  ago,"  she  went  on  in  her  tired 
and  throaty  monotone.  "It  began  when  I  saw  I  was 
a  failure,  when  I  realized  that  all  was  useless,  that  I'd 
made  a  mistake." 

"What  mistake?"  I  demanded,  still  in  the  dark. 

"The  mistake  I  wasn't  brave  enough  to  face.  I 
thought  it  was  the  life  I  was  made  for,  that  they'd 
never  understood  at  home.  Even  he  couldn't  under- 
stand, I  thought.  Then  they  let  me  come.  I  worked, 
oh,  so  hard!  And  when  I  left  the  school  all  I  could 
get  was  a  place  in  the  chorus.  I  was  ashamed  to  tell 
them.  I  pretended  I  had  a  part,  a  real  part.  He  kept 
arguing  that  I  ought  to  give  it  up.  He  kept  asking  me 
to  come  back.  I  wasn't  brave  enough  to  acknowledge 
defeat.  I  still  thought  my  chance  would  come ;  I  kept 
asking  for  more  time." 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      147 

"And  then?"  I  prompted. 

"Then  I  couldn't  even  stay  at  the  work  I  had.  It 
became  impossible;  I  can't  tell  you  why.  Then  I  did 
anything,  from  extra  work  with  moving  pictures  to 
reader  in  the  City  Library  classes.  But  I  still  kept 
going  to  the  agencies,  to  the  Broadway  offices,  trying 
to  get  a  part.  And  things  dragged  on  and  on.  And 
then  I  did  this,  this  awful  thing." 

"What  awful  thing?"  I  asked,  trying  to  bridge  the 
ever-recurring  breaks  in  her  thought.  But  she  ignored 
the  interruption. 

"We'd  studied  together  in  the  same  classes  at  the 
Wheatley  School.  And  people  had  said  we  looked 
alike.  But  she  was  born  for  that  sort  of  life,  for 
success.  As  I  went  down,  step  by  step,  she  went  up. 
He  wrote  me  that  I  must  be  getting  famous,  for  he'd 
seen  my  picture  on  a  magazine-cover.  It  was  hers.  I 
pretended  it  was  mine.  I  pretended  I  was  doing  the 
things  she  was  doing.  I  let  them  believe  I'd  taken  a 
new  name,  a  stage  name.  I  sent  them  papers  that  told 
of  her  success.  I  became  a  cheat,  an  impostor,  a  liv- 
ing lie — I  became  Harriet  Walter!" 

At  last  the  light  had  come.  I  saw  everything  in  a 
flash.  I  suddenly  realized  the  perplexities  and  pro- 
fundities of  human  life.  I  felt  shaken  by  a  sudden 
pity  for  these  two  bound  and  unhappy  spirits,  at  that 
moment  so  close  together,  yet  groping  so  foolishly  and 
perversely  along  their  mole-like  trails. 

I  was  still  thinking  of  the  irony  of  it  all,  of  the  two 
broken  and  lonely  young  lives  even  at  that  moment 
under  the   same  roof,   crushed   under  the  weight   of 


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their  unseeing  and  uncomprehending  misery,  when  the 
girl  in  the  chair  began  to  speak  again. 

"It  was  terrible/'  she  went  on,  in  her  passionate 
resolve  to  purge  her  soul  of  the  whole  corroding  blight. 
"I  didn't  dream  what  it  would  lead  to,  what  it  would 
cause.  I  dreaded  every  advance  she  made.  It  wasn't 
jealousy,  it  was  more  than  that;  it  was  fear,  terror. 
She  seemed  to  be  feeding  on  me,  day  by  day,  month 
by  month.  I  knew  all  the  time  that  the  higher  she  got 
the  lower  I  had  to  sink.  And  now,  in  a  different  way, 
she's  taken  everything  from  me.  Taken  everything, 
without  knowing  it !" 

"No,  you're  wrong  there,"  I  said.  "She  hasn't 
taken  everything." 

"What  is  there  left?"  was  her  forlorn  query. 

"Life — all  your  real  life.  This  has  been  a  sort  of 
nightmare,  but  now  it's  over.  Now  you  can  go  back 
and  begin  over  again." 

"It's  too  late!"  She  clasped  her  thin  hands  hope- 
lessly together.    "And  there's  no  one  to  go  to." 

"There's  Mallory"  I  said,  waiting  for  some  start 
as  the  name  fell  on  her  ears.     But  I  saw  none. 

"No,"  she  cried,  "he'd  hate  and  despise  me." 

"But  you  still  care  for  him?"  I  demanded. 

"I  need  him,"  she  sobbingly  acknowledged.  "Yes — 
yes,  I  always  cared  for  him.  But  he'd  never  under- 
stand. He'd  never  forgive  me.  He's  grown  away 
from  me." 

"He's  waiting  for  you,"  I  said. 

I  stood  looking  at  the  bowed  figure  for  a  moment. 
Then  I  slipped  out  of  the  room. 


THE  MAN  FROM  MEDICINE  HAT      149 

I  stepped  in  through  my  own  door  and  closed  it 
after  me.  Young  Mallory,  with  his  watch  in  his  hand, 
swung  about  from  the  window  and  faced  me. 

"Well,  it's  ten  o'clock — and  nothing's  settled!" 

"It  is  settled,"  was  my  answer. 

I  led  him  across  the  quiet  hall  to  the  half-lit  back 
room. 

I  saw  his  startled  and  groping  motion.  Then  I 
heard  his  cry  of  "Harrie!"  and  her  answering  cry  of 
"Jamie"  as  the  white  face,  with  its  hunger  and  its 
happiness,  looked  up  into  his. 

Then  I  quietly  stepped  outside  and  closed  the  door, 
leaving  them  alone.  From  that  moment  I  was  an  out- 
sider, an  intruder.  My  part  was  over  and  done.  But 
the  sight  of  those  two  young  people,  in  each  other's 
arms,  made  my  thoughts  turn  back  to  Mary  Lockwood 
and  the  happiness  which  had  been  lost  out  of  my  own 
life.  And  I  didn't  sleep  so  well  that  night  as  I  had 
hoped  to. 


CHAPTER  VI 

THE    IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER 

(6  jk    RE  you  waiting  for  some  one,  sir?" 

■^  *■  That  question,  for  all  its  veneer  of  respect- 
fulness, was  only  too  patently  a  message  of  dismissal. 
And  I  resented  it,  not  only  because  it  was  an  imperti- 
nence, but  more  because  it  had  driven  out  of  my 
drowsy  brain  a  very  beautiful  picture  of  Mary  Lock- 
wood  as  she-  stooped  over  an  old  Italian  table-cover 
embroidered  with  gold  galloon. 

"Are  you  waiting  for  some  one?"  repeated  that 
newly  arrived  all-night  waiter,  in  no  way  impressed 
by  my  silence. 

"I  am,"  I  announced  as  I  inspected  him  with  open 
disapproval.  I  was  dreamily  wondering  why,  in  the 
name  of  common  sense,  waiters  always  dressed  in  such 
ridiculous  and  undecorative  neckties. 

This  particular  waiter,  however,  continued  to  re- 
gard me  out  of  a  fishy  and  cynical  eye.  Then  he 
looked  at  the  clock.  Then  he  looked  at  my  empty 
wine-cooler,  plainly  an  advertisement  of  suspended 
circulation  in  the  only  fluid  that  seemed  vital  to  him. 

"Was  it  a  lady?"  he  had  the  effrontery  to  inquire. 

I  could  see  his  eyes  roam  about  the  all  but  empty 
room.  It  was  the  low-ebb  hour  when  a  trolley  car  is 
an  event  along  the  empty  street,  the  hour  when  chairs 
are  piled  on  cafe  tables,  the  white  corpuscles  of  the 

150 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      151 

milk  wagons  begin  to  move  through  the  city's  sleepy- 
arteries,  and  those  steel  nerves  known  as  telegraph 
wires  keep  languidly  awake  with  the  sugary  thrills  of 
their  night  letters. 

"Yes,  it  was  a  lady,"  I  answered.  That  wall-eyed 
intruder  knew  nothing  of  the  heavenly  supper  I  had 
stumbled  on  in  that  wicked  French  restaurant,  or  of 
the  fine  and  firm  Clos  Vougeot  that  had  been  unearthed 
from  its  shabby  cellar,  or  of  my  own  peace  of  mind  as 
I  sat  there  studying  the  empty  metal  cooler  and  pon- 
dering how  the  mean  and  scabby  wastes  of  Champagne 
could  mother  an  ichor  so  rich  with  singing  etherealities. 

"Er — just  what  might  she  look  like,  sir?"  my  tor- 
mentor next  asked  of  me,  blinking  about  in  a  loose 
and  largely  condoning  matter-of-factness  as  though  in 
placid  search  of  some  plumed  and  impatient  demirep 
awaiting  her  chance  to  cross  the  bar  of  acquaintance- 
ship on  the  careless  high  tide  of  inebriacy. 

"She  moves  very,  very  quietly,  and  has  a  star  in  her 
hair,"  I  replied  to  that  fish-eyed  waiter.  "Her  breath 
is  soft  and  dewy,  and  her  brow  is  hooded.  And  in 
her  hands  she  carries  a  spray  of  poppies." 

The  waiter  looked  down  at  me  with  that  impersonal 
mild  pity  with  which  it  is  man's  wont  to  view  the 
harmlessly  insane. 

"Surely,"  I  said  with  a  smothered  yawn,  "surely 
you  have  met  her?  Surely  you  have  been  conscious 
of  those  soft  and  shadowy  eyes  gazing  into  yours  as 
you  melted  into  her  arms?" 

"Quite  so,  sir,"  uneasily  admitted  my  wall-eyed 
friend.     Then  I  began  to  realize  that  he  was  waking 


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me  up.  I  grew  fearful  lest  his  devastating  invasion 
should  frighten  away  the  timorous  spirit  I  had  been 
wooing  as  assiduously  as  an  angler  seeking  his  first 
trout.  For  one  long  hour,  with  a  full  body  and  an 
empty  head,  I  had  sat  there  stalking  sleep  as  artfully 
and  as  arduously  as  huntsman  ever  stalked  a  deer.  And 
I  knew  that  if  I  moved  from  that  spot  the  chase  would 
be  over,  for  that  night  at  least. 

"But  the  odd  thing  about  her,"  I  languidly  explained, 
"is  that  she  evades  only  those  who  seek  her.  She  is 
coy.  She  denies  herself  to  those  who  most  passionately 
demand  her.  Yet  something  tells  me  that  she  is  hover- 
ing near  me  at  this  moment,  that  she  is  about  to  bend 
over  me  with  those  ineffable  eyes  if  only  I  await  the 
golden  moment.  And  so,  my  dear  sir,  if  you  will  take 
this  as  a  slight  reward  for  your  trouble,  and  cover 
that  exceedingly  soiled-looking  divan  in  that  exceed- 
ingly disreputable-looking  alcove  with  a  clean  table- 
cloth, and  then  draw  that  curtain  which  is  apparently 
designed  to  convert  it  into  a  chambre  particiiliere,  you 
will  be  giving  me  a  chance  to  consort  with  an  angel  of 
graciousness  more  lovely  than  any  meretricious  head 
that  ever  soiled  its  faded  plush.  And  if  I  am  left  un- 
interrupted until  you  go  off  in  the  morning,  your  re- 
ward will  then  be  doubled." 

His  puzzled  face  showed,  as  he  peered  down  at  the 
bill  in  his  hand,  that  if  this  indeed  were  madness,  there 
was  a  not  repugnant  sort  of  method  in  it. 

So  he  set  about  in  a  half  dazed  fashion  draping  that 
none  too  clean  divan  with  a  table-cloth,  making  it,  in 
fact,  look  uncomfortably  like  a  bier.    Then  he  carried 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      153 

my  hat  and  gloves  and  overcoat  to  a  chair  at  the  foot 
of  the  divan.  Then  he  took  me  by  the  arm,  firmly  and 
solicitously. 

His  face,  as  I  made  my  way  without  one  stagger  or 
reel  into  that  shabby  little  quietude  screened  off  from 
the  rest  of  the  world,  was  a  study  in  astonishment.  It 
was  plain  that  I  puzzled  him.  He  even  indulged  in  a 
second  wondering  glance  back  at  the  divan  as  he  drew 
the  portieres.  Then,  if  I  mistake  not,  he  uttered  the 
one  explanatory  and  self-sufficient  word — "Needle- 
pumper." 

I  heard  him  tiptoe  in,  a  few  minutes  later,  and  de- 
cently cover  my  legs  with  the  overcoat  from  the  chair. 
I  did  not  speak,  for  bending  over  me  was  a  rarer  and 
sweeter  Presence,  and  I  wanted  no  sound  or  movement 
to  frighten  her  away.  Just  when  her  hand  touched 
mine  I  can  not  tell.  But  I  fell  off  into  a  deep  and 
natural  sleep  and  dreamed  I  was  being  carried  through 
Sicilian  orange  groves  by  a  wall-eyed  waiter  with 
wings  like  a  butterfly. 

Then  the  scene  changed,  as  scenes  have  the  habit  of 
doing  in  dreams.  I  seemed  to  be  the  center  of  a  sub- 
cellar  conference  of  highwaymen,  presided  over  by  La- 
treille  himself.  Then  the  voices  shifted  and  changed, 
receded  and  advanced.  I  seemed  to  be  threading  that 
buffer-state  which  lies  between  the  two  kingdoms  of 
Sleep  and  Wakefulness,  the  buffer-state  that  has  no 
clear-cut  outlines  and  twists  like  a  weevil  between  ever- 
shifting  boundaries. 

"Where's  Sir  'Enery,"  said  a  voice  from  a  moun- 
tain-top.   Then  an  answering  murmur  of  voices  buzzed 


154     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

about  me  like  bees,  only  an  intelligible  word  or  two 
seeming  to  reinforce  the  fabric  of  my  imaginings  as 
iron  rods  reinforce  concrete- walls.  And  I  continued  to 
lie  there  in  that  pleasant  borderland  torpor,  which  is 
neither  wakefulness  nor  slumber.  I  seemed  to  doze  on, 
in  no  ponderable  way  disturbed  by  the  broken  hum  of 
talk  that  flickered  and  wavered  through  my  brain. 

"Then  why  can't  Sir  Hem*}'  work  on  the  Belmont 
job?"  one  of  the  voices  was  asking. 

"I  told  you  before,  Sir  Henry's  tied  up,"  another 
voice  answered. 

"What  doing?"  asked  the  first  voice. 

"He's  fixing  his  plant  for  the  Van  Tuyl  coup,"  was 
the  answer. 

"What  Van  Tuyl?" 

"Up  in  Seventy-third  Street.  He's  got  'em  hog 
tied." 

"And  what's  more,"  broke  in  a  third  voice,  "he 
won't  touch  a  soup  case  since  he  got  that  safe-wedge 
in  the  wrist.  It  kind  o'  broke  his  nerve  for  the  nitro 
work." 

"Aw,  you  couldn't  break  that  guy's  nerve!" 

"Well,  he  knows  he's  marked,  anyway." 

Then  came  a  lull,  followed  by  the  scratch  of  a  match 
and  the  mumbling  of  voices  again. 

"How'd  he  get  through  the  ropes  up  there?"  in- 
quired one  of  these  voices. 

"Same  old  way.  Butler ing.  Turk  McMeekin  doped 
him  up  a  half-dozen  London  recommends.  That  got 
him  started  out  in  Morristown,  with  the  Whippeny 
Club.    Then  he  did  the  Her  res  ford  job.     But  he's  got 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      155 

a  peach  with  this  Van  Tuyl  gang.  They  let  him  lock 
up  every  night — silver  and  all — and  carry  the  keys  to 
bed  with  him!" 

"It's  up  to  Sir  'Enery  to  make  'em  dream  he's  the 
real  thing,"  murmured  another  of  the  voices. 

"Sure!"  answered  still  another  voice  that  seemed  a 
great  distance  away. 

Then  the  mumble  became  a  murmur  and  the  mur- 
mur a  drone.  And  the  drone  became  a  sighing  of 
birch  tops,  and  I  was  stalking  Big-Horn  across  moun- 
tain peaks  of  cafe  par  fait,  where  a  pompous  English 
butler  served  peches  Melba  on  the  edge  of  every  sec- 
ond precipice. 

When  I  woke  up  it  was  broad  daylight,  and  my 
wall-eyed  waiter  was  there  waiting  for  his  second  bill. 
And  I  remembered  that  I  ought  to  phone  Benson  so 
he  could  have  the  coffee  ready  by  the  time  I  walked 
home  through  the  mellow  November  air. 

It  was  two  hours  later  that  the  first  memory  of 
those  murmuring  midnight  voices  came  back  to  me. 
The  words  I  had  overheard  seemed  to  have  been  buried 
in  my  mind  like  seeds  in  the  ground.  Then  here  and 
there  a  green  shoot  of  suspicion  emerged.  The  more 
I  thought  it  over,  the  more  disturbed  I  became.  Yet 
I  warned  myself  that  I  could  be  sure  of  nothing.  The 
one  tangibility  was  the  repeated  word,  "Van  Tuyl." 
And  there  at  least  was  something  on  which  I  could 
focus  my  attention. 

I  went  to  the  telephone  and  called  up  Beatrice  Van 
Tuyl.  Years  before  we  had  played  water  polo  and 
catboated  on  the  Sound  together.     I  realized,   as  I 


156     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

heard  that  young  matron's  cheery  voice  over  the  tele- 
phone wire,  that  I  would  have  to  pick  my  steps  with 
care. 

"I  say,  Beatrice,  are  you  possibly  in  need  of  a  but- 
ler?" I  began  as  offhandedly  as  I  was  able. 

"Out  of  a  place,  Witter  dear?"  was  the  chuckling 
inquiry  that  came  to  me. 

"No,  I'm  not,  but  I  know  of  a  good  man,"  was  my 
mendacious  reply.     "And  I  rather  thought — " 

"My  dear  Witter,"  said  the  voice  over  the  wire, 
"we've  a  jewel  of  a  man  up  here.  He's  English,  you 
know.  And  I'm  beginning  to  suspect  he's  been  with 
royalty.  Jim's  always  wanted  to  stick  pins  in  his  legs 
to  see  if  he  really  isn't  petrified." 

"What's  his  name?" 

"Just  what  it  ought  to  be — 'the  most  appropriate 
name  of  Wilkins." 

"How  long  have  you  had  him?" 

"Oh,  weeks  and  weeks !"  Only  a  New  York  house- 
holder could  understand  the  tone  of  triumph  in  that 
retort. 

"And  you're  sure  of  him  in  every  way?" 

"Of  course  we're  sure  of  him.  He's  been  a  Gibral- 
tar of  dependability." 

"Where  did  you  get  him  from?'* 

"From  Morristown.  He  was  at  the  Whippeny  Club 
out  there  before  he  came  to  us." 

"The  Whippeny  Club!"  I  cried,  for  the  name  struck 
like  a  bullet  on  the  metal  of  memory. 

"Don't  you  think,"  the  voice  over  the  wire  was  say- 
ing, "that  you'd  better  come  up  for  dinner  to-night  and 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      157 

inspect  the  paragon  at  close  range?  And  you  might 
talk  to  us  a  little,  between  whiles." 

"I'd  love  to,"  was  my  very  prompt  reply. 

'Then  do,"  said  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl.  "A  little  after 
seven." 

And  a  little  after  seven  I  duly  rang  the  Van  Tuyls' 
door-bell  and  was  duly  admitted  to  that  orderly  and 
well-appointed  Seventy-third  Street  house,  so  like  a 
thousand  other  orderly  and  well-appointed  New  York 
houses  hidden  behind  their  unchanging  masks  of  brown 
and  gray. 

Yet  I  could  not  help  feeling  the  vulnerability  of  that 
apparently  well-guarded  home.  For  all  its  walls  of 
stone  and  brick,  for  all  the  steel  grills  that  covered  its 
windows  and  the  heavy  scroll  work  that  protected  its 
glass  door,  it  remained  a  place  munificently  ripe  for 
plunder.  Its  solidity,  I  felt,  was  only  a  mockery.  It 
made  me  think  of  a  fortress  that  had  been  secretly 
mined.  Its  occupants  seemed  basking  in  a  false  se- 
curity. The  very  instruments  which  went  to  insure 
that  security  were  actually  a  menace.  The  very  ma- 
chinery of  service  which  made  possible  its  cloistral 
tranquillity  held  the  factor  for  its  disruption. 

As  I  surrendered  my  hat  and  coat  and  ascended  to 
that  second  floor  where  I  had  known  so  many  sedately 
happy  hours,  I  for  once  found  myself  disquieted  by 
its  flower-laden  atmosphere.  I  began  to  be  oppressed 
by  a  new  and  disturbing  sense  of  responsibility.  It 
would  be  no  light  matter,  I  began  to  see,  to  explode 
a  bomb  of  dissension  in  that  principality  of  almost  ar- 
rogant aloofness.     It  would  be  no  joke  to  confound 


158    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

that  smoothly  flowing  routine  with  which  urban  wealth 
so  jealously  surrounds  itself. 

I  suddenly  remembered  there  was  nothing-  in  which 
I  could  be  positive,  nothing  on  which  I  could  with  cer- 
tainty rely.  And  my  inward  disquiet  was  increased,  if 
anything,  by  the  calm  and  blithely  contented  glance 
Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  leveled  at  me. 

"And  what's  all  this  mystery  about  our  man  Wil- 
kins  ?"  she  asked  me,  with  the  immediacy  of  her  sex. 

"Won't  you  let  me  answer  that  question  a  little  later 
in  the  evening?" 

"But,  my  dear  Witter,  that's  hardly  fair!"  she  pro- 
tested, as  she  held  a  lighted  match  for  her  husband's 
cigarette.  "Do  you  know,  I  actually  believe  you've 
spotted  some  one  you  want  to  supplant  Wilkins  with." 

"Please—" 

"Or  did  he  spill  soup  on  you  some  time  when  we 
didn't  see  it?" 

"I  imagine  he's  spilt  a  bit  of  soup  in  his  day,"  I  an- 
swered, remembering  what  I  had  overheard  as  to  the 
safe  wedge.  And  as  I  spoke  I  realized  that  my  one 
hope  lay  in  the  possibility  of  getting  a  glimpse  of  the 
mark  which  that  wedge  had  left — if,  indeed,  my  whole 
sand-chain  of  coincidences  did  not  split  back  into  the 
inconsequentialities  of  dreamland. 

"You  can't  shake  my  faith  in  Wilkins,"  said  the 
blue-eyed  woman  in  the  blue  silk  dinner  gown,  as  she 
leaned  back  in  a  protecting-armed  and  softly  padded 
library-chair  which  suddenly  became  symbolic  of  her 
whole  guarded  and  upholstered  life.  "Jim,  tell  Witter 
what  a  jewel  Wilkins  really  is." 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      159 

Jim,  whose  thought  was  heavy  ordnance  beside  his 
wife's  flying-  column  of  humor,  turned  the  matter 
solemnly  over  in  his  mind. 

"He's  a  remarkably  good  man,"  admitted  the  stolid 
and  leviticarjim,  "remarkably  good." 

"And  you've  seen  him  yourself,  time  and  time 
again,"  concurred  his  wife. 

"But  I've  never  been  particularly  interested  in  ser- 
vants, you  know,"  was  my  self-defensive  retort. 

"Then  why,  in  the  face  of  the  Immortal  Ironies,  are 
you  putting  my  butler  under  the  microscope  ?"  was  the 
return  shot  that  came  from  the  flying  column.  The 
acidulated  sweetness  of  that  attack  even  nettled  me 
into  a  right-about-face. 

"Look  here,"  I  suddenly  demanded,  "have  either  of 
you  missed  anything  valuable  about  here  lately?" 

The  two  gazed  at  each  other  for  a  moment  in  per- 
plexed wonder. 

"Of  course  not,"  retorted  the  woman  in  the  dinner 
gown.    '"Not  a  thing !" 

"And  you  know  you  have  everything  intact,  all  your 
jewelry,  your  plate,  your  pocketbooks,  the  trinkets  a 
sneakthief  might  call  it  worth  while  to  round  up?" 

"Of  course  we  have.  And  I  can't  even  resent  your 
bracketing  my  pocketbook  in  with  the  trinkets." 

"But  are  you  certain  of  this?  Could  you  verify  it 
at  a  moment's  notice?" 

"My  dear  Witter,  we  wouldn't  need  to.  I  mean 
we're  doing  it  every  day  of  our  lives.  It's  instinctive ; 
it's  as  much  a  habit  as  keeping  moths  out  of  the  closets 
and  cobwebs  out  of  the  corners." 


i6o     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"What's  making  you  ask  all  this?"  demanded  the 
heavy  artillery. 

"Yes,  what's  suddenly  making  you  into  a  Holmes's 
watchman?"  echoed  the  flying  brigade. 

Still  again  I  saw  that  it  was  going  to  be  no  easy 
thing  to  intimate  to  persons  you  cared  for  the  possi- 
bility of  their  sleeping  on  a  volcano.  Such  an  intima- 
tion has  both  its  dangers  and  its  responsibilities.  My 
earlier  sense  of  delight  in  a  knowledge  unparticipated 
in  by  others  was  gradually  merging  into  a  conscious- 
ness of  a  disagreeable  task  that  would  prove  unsavory 
in  both  its  features  and  its  finale. 

"I'm  asking  all  this,"  I  replied,  "because  I  have  good 
reason  to  believe  this  paragon  you  call  Wilkins  is  not 
only  a  criminal,  but  has  come  into  this  house  for 
criminal  purposes." 

"For  what  criminal  purposes?" 

"For  the  sake  of  robbing  it." 

Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  looked  at  me  with  her  wide-open 
azure  eyes.  Then  she  suddenly  bubbled  over  with 
golden  and  liquid-noted  laughter.  "Oh,  Witter,  you're 
lovely!" 

"What  proof  have  you  got  of  that?"  demanded  Jim. 

"Of  my  loveliness?"  I  inquired,  for  Jim  Van  Tuyl's 
solidity  was  as  provocative  as  that  of  the  smithy  anvil 
which  the  idler  can  not  pass  without  at  least  a  hammer- 
tap  or  two.  Yet  it  was  this  same  solidity,  I  knew,  that 
made  him  the  safest  of  financiers  and  the  shrewdest 
of  investors. 

"No,"  he  retorted,  "proofs  of  the  fact  that  Wilkins 
is  here  for  other  than  honest  purposes." 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      161 

"I've  no  proof,"  I  had  to  confess. 

"Then  what  evidence  have  you?" 

"I've  not  even  any  evidence  as  yet.  But  I'm  not 
stirring  up  this  sort  of  thing  without  good  reason." 

"Let's  hope  not!"  retorted  Jim. 

"My  dear  Witter,  you're  actually  getting  fussy  in 
your  old  age,"  said  the  laughing  woman.  It  was  only 
the  solemnity  of  her  husband's  face  that  seemed  to 
sober  her.  "Can't  you  see  it's  absurd?  We're  all 
here,  safe  and  sound,  and  we  haven't  been  robbed." 

"But  what  I  want  to  know,"  went  on  the  heavier 
artillery,  "is  what  your  reasons  are.  It  seems  only 
right  we  should  inquire  what  you've  got  in  the  shape 
of  evidence." 

"What  I  have  wouldn't  be  admitted  as  evidence,"  I 
confessed. 

He  threw  down  his  cigarette.  It  meant  as  much  as 
throwing  up  his  hands. 

"Then  what  do  you  expect  us  to  do?" 

"I  don't  expect  you  to  do  anything.  All  I  ask  is 
that  you  let  me  try  to  justify  this  course  I've  taken, 
that  the  three  of  us  dine  quietly  together.  And  unless 
I'm  greatly  mistaken,  before  that  dinner  is  over  I  think 
I  can  show  you  that  this  man — " 

I  saw  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  suddenly  lift  a  forefinger 
to  her  lip.  The  motion  for  silence  brought  me  up 
short.  A  moment  later  I  heard  the  snap  of  a  light- 
switch  in  the  hallway  outside  and  then  the  click  of 
jade  curtain-rings  on  their  pole.  Into  the  doorway 
stepped  a  figure  in  black,  a  calm  and  slow-moving  and 
altogether  self-assured  figure. 


1 62     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Dinner  is  served,"  intoned  this  sober  personage, 
with  a  curate-like  solemnity  all  his  own. 

I  had  no  wish  to  gape  at  the  man,  but  that  first 
glimpse  of  mine  was  a  sharp  one,  for  I  knew  that  it 
was  Wilkins  himself  that  I  was  confronting.  As  I 
beheld  him  there  in  all  the  glory  of  his  magisterial  as- 
surance I  felt  an  involuntary  and  ridiculous  sinking  in 
the  diaphragm.  I  asked  myself  in  the  name  of  all  the 
Lares  and  Penates  of  Manhattan,  why  I  had  suddenly 
.gone  off  on  a  wild-goose  chase  to  bag  an  inoffensive 
butler  about  whom  I  had  had  a  midnight  nightmare? 

Then  I  looked  at  the  man  more  closely.  He  wore 
'the  conventional  dress  livery  of  twilled  worsted,  with  an 
extremely  high-winged  collar  and  an  extremely  small 
lawn  tie.  He  seemed  a  remarkably  solid  figure  of  a 
man,  and  his  height  was  not  insignificant.  Any  im- 
pression of  fragility,  of  sedentary  bloodlessness,  which 
might  have  been  given  out  by  his  quite  pallid  face, 
was  sharply  contradicted  by  the  muscular  heaviness  of 
his  limbs.  His  hair,  a  Kyrle-Bellewish  gray  over  the 
temples,  was  cut  short.  The  well-powdered  and  close- 
shaven  face  was  bluish  white  along  the  jowls,  like  a 
priest's.  The  poise  of  the  figure,  whether  natural  or 
simulated,  was  one  marked  for  servitude. 

Yet  I  had  to  admit  to  myself,  as  we  filed  out  and 
down  to  the  dining-room,  that  the  man  was  not  with- 
out his  pretended  sense  of  dignity.  He  seemed  neither 
arrogant  nor  obsequious.  He  hovered  midway  between 
the  Scylla  of  hauteur  and  the  Charybdis  of  considerate 
patience.  About  the  immobile  and  mask-like  face  hung 
that  veil  of  impersonality  which  marked  him  as  a  but- 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      163 

ler — as  a  butler  to  the  finger-tips.  When  not  actually 
in  movement  he  was  as  aloofly  detached  as  a  totem- 
pole.  He  stood  as  unobtrusive  as  a  newel-post,  as  im- 
passive as  some  shielding  piece  of  furniture,  beside 
which  youth  might  whisper  its  weightiest  secret  or  con- 
spiracy weave  its  darkest  web. 

I  had  to  confess,  as  I  watched  his  deft  movements 
about  that  china-strewn  oblong  of  damask  which 
seemed  his  fit  and  rightful  domain,  that  he  was  in  no 
way  wanting  in  the  part — the  only  thing  that  puzzled 
me  was  the  futility  of  that  part.  There  was  authority, 
too,  in  his  merest  finger-movement  and  eye-shift,  as 
from  time  to  time  he  signaled  to  the  footman  who 
helped  him  in  his  duties.  There  was  grave  solicitude 
on  his  face  as  he  awaited  the  minutest  semaphoric  nod 
of  the  woman  in  the  blue  silk  dinner  gown.  And  this 
was  the  man,  with  his  stolid  air  of  exactitude,  with  his 
quick-handed  movements  and  his  alert  and  yet  unpar- 
ticipating  eyes,  whom  I  had  come  into  that  quiet  house- 
hold to  proclaim  a  thief ! 

I  watched  his  hands  every  course  as  I  sat  there 
talking  against  time — and  Heaven  knows  what  I  talked 
of !  But  about  those  hands  there  was  nothing  to  dis- 
cover. In  the  first  thing  of  importance  I  had  met 
with  disappointment.  For  the  cuffs  that  projected 
from  the  edges  of  the  livery  sleeves  covered  each  large- 
boned  wrist.  In  the  actual  deportment  of  the  man 
there  was  nothing  on  which  to  base  a  decent  suspicion. 
And  in  the  meanwhile  the  dinner  progressed,  as  all 
such  dinners  do,  smoothly  and  quietly,  and,  to  outward 
appearances,  harmoniously  and  happily. 


1 64     THE  .MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

But  as  it  progressed  I  grew  more  and  more  per- 
plexed. There  was  another  nauseating  moment  or  two 
when  the  thought  flashed  over  me  that  the  whole  thing 
was  indeed  a  mistake,  that  what  I  had  seemed  to  hear 
in  my  restless  moments  of  the  night  before  was  only 
a  dream  projected  into  a  period  of  wakefulness. 
Equipped  with  nothing  more  than  an  echo  from  this 
dream,  I  had  started  off  on  this  mad  chase,  to  run 
down  a  man  who  had  proved  and  was  proving  himself 
the  acme  of  decorous  respectability. 

But  if  this  thought  was  a  sickening  one,  it  was  also 
a  sickly  one.  Like  all  sickly  things,  too,  it  tended  to 
die  young.  It  went  down  before  the  crowding  actuali- 
ties of  other  circumstances  which  I  could  not  overlook. 
Coincidence,  repeated  often  enough,  became  more  than 
fortuity.  The  thing  was  more  than  a  nightmare.  I 
had  heard  what  I  had  heard.  There  was  still  some 
method  by  which  I  could  verify  or  contradict  my  sus- 
picion. My  problem  was  to  find  a  plan.  And  the 
gravity  of  my  dilemma,  I  suppose,  was  in  some  way 
reflected  in  my  face. 

"Well,  what  are  you  going  to  do  about  it?"  asked 
Van  Tuyl,  with  his  heavy  matter-of-factness,  at  a  mo- 
ment when  the  room  happened  to  be  empty. 

"Don't  you  see  it's  a  mistake?"  added  his  wife,  with 
a  self-assuring  glance  about  the  rose-shaded  table  and 
then  a  wider  glance  about  the  room  itself. 

"Wait,"  I  suddenly  said.  "What  were  his  refer- 
ences ?" 

"He  gave  us  a  splendid  one  from  the  Whippeny 
Club.     We  verified  that.     Then  he  had  letters,  six  of 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER       i 


them  from  some  very  decent  people  in  London.  One 
of  them  was  a  bishop." 

"Did  you  verify  those?" 

"Across  the  Atlantic,  Witter?  It  really  didn't  seem 
worth  while !" 

"And  it's  lucky  for  him  you  didn't !" 

"Why?" 

"Because  they're  forgeries,  every  one  of  them!" 

"What  ground  have  you  for  thinking  that?"  asked 
the  solemn  Van  Tuyl. 

"I  don't  think  it — I  know  it.  And,  I  imagine,  I  can 
tell  you  the  name  of  the  man  who  forged  them  for 
him." 

"Well,  what  is  it?" 

"A  worthy  by  the  name  of  Turk  McMeekin." 

Van  Tuyl  sat  up  with  a  heavy  purpose  on  his  honest 
and  unimaginative  face. 

"We've  had  a  nice  lot  of  this  mystery,  Witter,  but 
we've  got  to  get  to  the  end  of  it.  Tell  me  what  you 
know,  everything,  and  I'll  have  him  in  here  and  face 
him  with  it.  Now,  what  is  there  beside  the  Turk  Mc- 
Meekin item?" 

"Not  yet!"  murmured  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  warn- 
ingly,  as  Wilkins  and  his  mask-like  face  advanced  into 
the  room. 

I  had  the  feeling,  as  he  served  us  with  one  of  those 
delectable  ices  which  make  even  the  epicureanism  of 
the  Cyrenaics  tame  in  retrospect,  that  we  were  de- 
liberately conspiring  against  our  own  well-being,  that 
we  were  dethroning  our  own  peace  of  mind.  We  were 
sitting  there  scheming  to  undo  the  agency  whose  sole 


1 66     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

function  was  to  minister  to  our  delights.  And  I  could 
not  help  wondering  why,  if  the  man  was  indeed  what 
I  suspected,  he  chose  to  follow  the  most  precarious  and 
the  most  ill-paid  of  all  professions.  I  found  it  hard 
to  persuade  myself  that  behind  that  stolid  blue-white 
mask  of  a  face  could  flicker  any  wayward  spirit  of  ad- 
venture — and  yet  without  that  spirit  my  whole  case 
was  a  card  house  of  absurdities. 

I  noticed  that  for  the  first  time  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl's 
own  eyes  dwelt  with  a  quick  and  searching  look  on 
her  servant's  immobile  face.  Then  I  felt  her  equally 
searching  gaze  directed  at  me.  I  knew  that  my  failure 
to  make  good  would  meet  with  s-cant  forgiveness.  She 
would  demand  knowledge,  even  though  it  led  to  the 
discovery  of  the  volcano's  imminence.  And  after  so 
much  smoke  it  was  plainly  my  duty  to  show  where  the 
fire  lay. 

I  seized  the  conversation  by  the  tail,  as  it  were,  and 
dragged  it  back  into  the  avenues  of  inconsequentiality. 
We  sat  there,  the  three  of  us,  actually  making  talk  for 
the  sake  of  a  putty-faced  servant.  I  noticed,  though, 
that  as  he  rounded  the  table  he  repeatedly  fell  under 
the  quickly  questioning  gaze  of  both  his  master  and 
mistress.  I  began  to  feel  like  an  Iago  who  had  will- 
fully polluted  a  dovecote  of  hitherto  unshaken  trust.  It 
became  harder  and  harder  to  keep  up  my  pretense  of 
artless  good  humor.  Time  was  flying,  and  nothing 
had  as  yet  been  found  out. 

"Now,"  demanded  Van  Tuyl,  when  the  room  was 
once  more  empty,  "what  are  you  sure  of?" 

"I'm  sure  of  nothing,"  I  had  to  confess. 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      167 

"Then  what  do  you  propose  doing?"  was  the  some- 
what arctic  inquiry. 

I  glanced  up  at  the  wall  where  Ezekiah  Van  Tuyl. 
the  worthy  founder  of  the  American  branch  of  the 
family,  frowned  reprovingly  down  at  me  over  his 
swathing  black  stock. 

"I  propose,"  was  my  answer,  "having  your  great 
grandfather  up  there  let  us  know  whether  I  am  right 
or  whether  I  am  wrong." 

And  as  Wilkins  stepped  into  the  room  I  rose  from 
the  table,  walked  over  to  the  heavy-framed  portrait,  and 
lifted  it  from  its  hook.  I  held  it  there,  with  a  pretense 
of  studying  the  face  for  a  moment  or  two.  Then  I 
placed  my  table  napkin  on  a  chair,  mounted  it,  and 
made  an  unsuccessful  effort  to  rehang  the  portrait. 

"If  you  please,  Wilkins,"  I  said,  still  holding  the 
picture  flat  against  the  wall. 

"A  little  higher,"  I  told  him,  as  I  strained  to  loop 
the  cord  back  over  its  hook.  I  was  not  especially  suc- 
cessful at  this,  because  at  the  time  my  eyes  were  di- 
rected toward  the  hands  of  the  man  holding  up  the 
picture. 

His  position  was  such  that  the  sleeves  of  his  black 
service  coat  were  drawn  away  from  the  white  and 
heavy-boned  wrists.  And  there,  before  my  eyes,  across 
the  flexor  cords  of  the  right  wrist  was  a  wide  and 
ragged  scar  at  least  three  inches  in  length. 

I  returned  to  my  place  at  the  dinner  table.  Van 
Tuyl,  by  this  time,  was  gazing  at  me  with  both  re- 
sentment and  wonder. 

"Shall  we  have  coffee  up-stairs?"  his  wife  asked 


1 68     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

with  unruffled  composure.  I  could  see  her  eye  meet 
her  husband's. 

"Here,  please,"  I  interpolated. 

"We'll  have  coffee  served  here,"  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl 
said  to  her  butler. 

"Very  good,  madam,"  he  answered. 

I  wondered,  as  I  watched  him  cross  the  room,  if 
he  suspected  anything.  I  also  wondered  how  hare- 
brained the  man  and  woman  seated  at  the  table  thought 

me. 

"Listen,"  I  said,  the  moment  we  were  alone ;  "have 
you  a  servant  here  you  can  trust,  one  you  can  trust 
implicitly  ?" 

"Of  course,"  answered  my  hostess. 

"Who  is  it?" 

"Wilkins,"  was  the  answer. 

"Not  counting  Wilkins?" 

"Well,  I  think  I  can  also  trust  my  maid  Felice — un- 
less you  know  her  better  than  I  do." 

I  could  afford  to  ignore  the  thrust. 

"Then  I'd  advise  you  to  send  her  up  to  look  over 
your  things  at  once." 

"Why  do  you  say  that?" 

"Because  now  I  know  this  man  Wilkins  is  a  crimi- 
nal of  the  worst  type!" 

"You  know  it?" 

"Yes,  I  know  it  as  well  as  I  know  I'm  sitting  at  this 
table.    And  I  can  prove  it." 

"How?"  demanded  Van  Tuyl. 

"I'll  show  you  how  in  a  very  few  moments.  And, 
on  second  thoughts,  I'd  have  that  maid  Felice  bring 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      169 

what  you  regard  as  valuable  right  to  this  dining-room 
— I  mean  your  jewels  and  things." 

"But  this  sounds  so  silly,"  demurred  my  still  re- 
luctant hostess. 

"It  won't  sound  half  so  silly  as  a  Tiffany  advertise- 
ment of  a  reward  and  no  questions  asked." 

Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  intercepted  a  footman  and  sent 
him  off  for  the  maid  Felice.  A  moment  later  Wilkins 
was  at  our  side  quietly  serving  the  cafe  noir  in  tiny 
gold-lined  cups. 

"This  method  of  mine  for  identifying  the  real  pearl, 
as  you  will  see,"  I  blandly  went  on,  "is  a  very  simple 
one.  You  merely  take  a  match  end  and  dip  it  in  clear 
water.  Then  you  let  a  drop  of  water  fall  on  the  pearl. 
If  the  stone  is  an  imitation  one  the  water-drop  will 
spread  and  lie  close  to  the  surface.  If  the  stone  is 
genuine  the  drop  will  stand  high  and  rounded,  like  a 
globe  of  quicksilver,  and  will  shake  wTith  the  minute 
vibrations  which  pass  through  any  body  not  in  perfect 
equilibrium." 

Before  I  had  completed  that  speech  the  maid  Felice 
had  stepped  into  the  room.  She  was  a  woman  of  about 
thirty,  white-skinned,  slender  of  figure,  and  decidedly 
foreign-looking.  Her  face  was  a  clever  one,  though  I 
promptly  disliked  an  affectation  of  languor  with  which 
she  strove  to  hide  a  spirit  which  was  only  too  plainly 
alert. 

"I  want  you  to  fetch  my  jewel  case  from  the  boudoir 
safe,"  her  mistress  told  her.  "Bring  everything  in  the 
box." 

I  could  not  see  the  maid's  face,  for  at  that  moment 


i;o    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

I  was  busy  watching  Wilkins.  From  that  worthy, 
however,  came  no  slightest  sign  of  disturbance  or 
wonder. 

"Here,  madam?"  the  maid  was  asking. 

"Yes,  here  and  at  once,  please,"  answered  Beatrice 
Van  Tuyl.  Then  she  turned  to  me.  "And  since  you're 
such  a  jewel  expert  you'll  be  able  to  tell  me  what's 
darkening  those  turquoises  of  mine." 

I  dropped  a  lump  of  sugar  into  my  coffee  and  sipped 
it.  Wilkins  opened  a  dark-wooded  buffet  humidor  be- 
fore me,  and  I  picked  out  a  slender-waisted  Havana 
corseted  in  a  band  of  gold.  I  suddenly  looked  up  at 
the  man  as  he  stood  at  my  side  holding  the  blue-flamed 
little  alcohol  lamp  for  the  contact  of  my  waiting  cigar 
end. 

"Wilkins,  how  did  you  get  that  scar?"  I  asked  him, 
out  of  a  clear  sky.  The  wrist  itself  was  covered  by  its 
cuff  and  sleeve  end,  but  under  them,  I  knew,  was  the 
telltale  mark. 

"What  scar,  sir?"  he  asked,  his  politeness  touched 
with  an  indulgent  patience  which  seemed  to  imply  that 
he  was  not  altogether  unused  to  facing  gentlemen  in 
unaccountably  high  spirits. 

"This  one!"  I  said,  catching  his  hand  in  mine  and 
running  the  cuff  back  along  the  white  forearm.  Not 
one  trace  of  either  alarm  or  resentment  could  I  see  on 
that  indecipherable  countenance.  I  almost  began  to 
admire  the  man.    In  his  way  he  was  superb. 

"Oh,  that,  sir!"  he  exclaimed,  with  an  almost  offen- 
sively condoning  glance  at  the  Van  Tuyls,  as  though 
inquiring  whether  or  not  he  should  reply  to  a  question 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      171 

at  once  so  personal  and  at  the  same  time  so  out  of 
place. 

"Tell  him  where  you  got  it,  Wilkins,"  said  Beatrice 
Van  Tuyl,  so  s-harply  that  it  practically  amounted  to 
a  command. 

"I  got  it  stopping  Lord  Entristle's  brougham, 
madam,  in  London,  seven  years  ago,"  was  the  quiet 
and  unhesitating  answer. 

"How?"  sharply  asked  the  woman. 

"I  was  footman  for  his  lordship  then,  madam,"  went 
on  the  quiet  and  patient-noted  voice.  "I  had  just 
taken  cards  in  when  the  horses  were  frightened  by  a 
tandem  bicycle  going  past.  They  threw  Siddons,  the 
coachman,  off  the  box  as  they  jumped,  and  overturned 
the  vehicle.  His  lordship  was  inside.  I  got  the  reins 
as  one  of  the  horses  went  down.  But  he  kicked  me 
against  the  broken  glass  and  I  threw  out  one  hand,  I 
fancy,  to  save  myself." 

"And  the  coach  glass  cut  your  wrist?"  asked  Van 
Tuyl. 

"Yes,  sir,"  replied  the  servant,  moving  with  methodic 
slowness  on  his  way  about  the  table.  His  figure,  in 
its  somber  badge  of  livery,  seemed  almost  a  pathetic 
one.  There  was  no  anxiety  on  his  face,  no  shadow  of 
fear  about  the  mild  and  unparticipating  eyes.  I  was 
suddenly  conscious  of  my  unjust  superiority  over  him 
— a  superiority  of  station,  of  birth,  of  momentary 
knowledge. 

The  silence  that  ensued  was  not  a  pleasant  one.  I 
felt  almost  grateful  for  the  timely  entrance  of  the  maid 
Felice.     In  her  hands  she  carried  a  japanned  tin  box, 


172     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

about  the  size  of  a  theatrical  makeup  box.     This  she 
placed  on  the  table  beside  her  mistress. 

"Is  there  anything  else,  madam?"  she  asked. 

"That  is  all,"  answered  Beatrice  Van  Tuyl  as  she 
threw  back  the  lid  of  the  japanned  box.  I  noticed  that 
although  the  key  stood  in  it,  it  was  unlocked.  Then 
my  hostess  looked  up  at  the  waiting  butler.  "And, 
Wilkins,  you  can  leave  the  cigars  and  liqueur  on  the 
table.     I'll  ring  if  I  want  anything." 

The  carefully  coiffured  blonde  head  was  bent  low 
over  the  box  as  the  servants  stepped  out  of  the  room. 
The  delicate  fingers  probed  through  the  array  of 
leather-covered  cases.  I  could  see  by  her  face,  even 
before  she  spoke,  that  the  box's  contents  were  intact. 

"You  see,"  she  said,  ladling  handful  after  handful 
of  glittering  jewelry  out  on  the  white  table-cloth  be- 
tween her  coffee-cup  and  mine,  "everything  is  here. 
Those  are  my  rings.  There's  the  dog  collar.  There's 
angel  Jim's  sunburst.  Here's  the  ordinary  family  junk." 

I  sat  for  a  moment  studying  that  Oriental  array  of 
feminine  adornment.  It  was  plainly  an  array  of  evi- 
dence to  discountenance  me.  I  felt  a  distinct  sense  of 
relief  when  the  woman  in  blue  suddenly  dropped  her 
eyes  from  my  face  to  her  jewel  box  again.  It  was 
Van  Tuyl's  persistent  stare  that  roweled  me  into  final 
activity. 

"Then  so  far,  we're  in  luck!  And  as  from  now  on 
I  want  to  be  responsible  for  what  happens,"  I  said,  as 
I  reached  over  and  gathered  the  glittering  mass  up  in 
a  table  napkin,  "I  think  it  will  simplify  things  if  you, 
Van  Tuyl,  take  possession  of  these." 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      173 

I  tied  the  napkin  securely  together  and  handed  it 
to  my  wondering  host.  Then  I  dropped  a  silver  bon- 
bon dish  and  a  bunch  of  hothouse  grapes  into  the 
emptied  box,  locking  it  and  handing  the  key  back  to 
Beatrice  Van  Tuyl. 

That  lady  looked  neither  at  me  nor  the  key.  In- 
stead, she  sat  staring  meditatively  into  space,  appar- 
ently weighing  some  question  in  which  the  rest  of  that 
company  could  claim  no  interest.  It  was  only  after 
her  husband  had  spoken  her  name,  sharply,  that  she 
came  back  to  her  immediate  surroundings. 

"And  now  what  must  I  do  ?"  she  asked,  with  a  new 
note  of  seriousness. 

"Have  the  maid  take  the  box  back  to  where  it  came 
from,"  I  told  her.  "But  be  so  good  as  to  retain  the 
key." 

"And  then  what?"  mocked  Van  Tuyl. 

"Then,"  cut  in  his  wife,  with  a  sudden  note  of 
antagonism  which  I  could  not  account  for,  "the  sooner 
•we  send  for  the  police  the  better." 

An  answering  note  of  antagonism  showed  on  Van 
Tuyl's  face. 

"I  tell  you,  Kerfoot,  I  can't  do  it,"  he  objected,  even 
as  his  wife  rang  the  bell.     "You've  got  to  show  me!" 

"Please  be  still,  Jim,"  she  said,  as  Wilkins  stepped 
into  the  room.  She  turned  an  impassive  face  to  the 
waiting  servant.     "Will  you  ask  Felice  to  come  here." 

None  of  us  spoke  until  Felice  entered  the  room. 
Wilkins,  I  noticed,  followed  her  in,  but  passed  across 
the  room's  full  length  and  went  out  by  the  door  in  the 
rear. 


174     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Felice,"  said  the  woman  beside  me,  very  calmly 
and  coolly,  "I  want  you  to  take  this  box  back  to  the 
safe." 

"Yes,  madam." 

"Then  go  to  the  telephone  in  the  study  and  ring  up 
police  headquarters.  Tell  them  who  you  are.  Then 
explain  that  I  want  them  to  send  an  officer  here,  at 
once.'* 

"Yes,  madam,"  answered  the  attentive-faced  maid. 

"Felice,  you  had  better  ask  them  to  send  two  men, 
two—" 

"Two  plain-clothes  men,"  I  prompted. 

"Yes,  two  plain-clothes  men.  And  explain  to  them 
that  they  are  to  arrest  the  man-servant  who  opens  the 
door  for  them — at  once,  and  without  any  fuss.  Is  that 
quite  clear?" 

"Yes,  madam,  quite  clear,"  answered  the  maid. 

"Then  please  hurry." 

"Yes,  madam." 

I  looked  up  at  Van  Tuyl's  audible  splutter  of  in- 
dignation. 

"Excuse  me"  he  cried,  "but  isn't  all  this  getting  just 
a  little  highhanded?  Aren't  we  making  things  into  a 
nice  mess  for  ourselves?  Aren't  we  moving  just  a 
little  too  fast  in  this  game,  calling  out  the  reserves 
because  you  happen  to  spot  a  scar  on  my  butler's 
wrist?" 

"I  tell  you,  Jim,"  I  cried  with  all  the  earnestness  at 
my  command,  "the  man's  a  thief,  a  criminal  with  a 
criminal's  record!" 

"Then  prove  it !"  demanded  Jim. 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      175 

"Call  him  in  and  I  will." 

Van  Tuyl  made  a  motion  for  his  wife  to  touch  the 
bell. 

Her  slippered  toe  was  still  on  the  rug-covered  button 
when  Wilkins  entered,  the  same  austere  and  self-as- 
sured figure. 

"Wilkins,"  said  Van  Tuyl,  and  there  was  an  out- 
spoken and  deliberate  savagery  in  his  voice  even  as 
his  wife  motioned  to  him  in  what  seemed  a  signal  for 
moderation,  "Wilkins,  I  regard  you  as  an  especially 
good  servant.  Mr.  Kerfoot,  on  the  other  hand,  says 
he  knows  you  and  says  you  are  not." 

"Yes,  sir,"  said  Wilkins  with  his  totem-pole  ab- 
straction. 

There  was  something  especially  maddening  in  that 
sustained  calmness  of  his. 

"And  what's  more,"  I  suddenly  cried,  exasperated 
by  that  play-acting  role  and  rising  and  confronting  him 
as  he  stood  there,  "your  name's  not  Wilkins,  and  you 
never  got  that  wrist  scar  from  a  coach  door." 

"Why  not,  sir?"  he  gently  but  most  respectfully  in- 
quired. 

"Because,"  I  cried,  stepping  still  nearer  and  watch- 
ing the  immobile  blue-white  face,  "in  the  gang  you 
work  with  you're  known  as  Sir  Henry,  and  you  got 
that  cut  on  the  wrist  from  a  wedge  when  you  tried  to 
blow  open  a  safe  door,  and  the  letters  of  introduction 
which  you  brought  to  the  Whippeny  Club  were  forged 
by  an  expert  named  Turk  McMeekin ;  and  I  know  what 
brought  you  into  this  house  and  what  your  plans  for 
robbing  it  are !" 


iy6    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

There  was  not  one  move  of  his  body  as  he  stood 
there.  There  was  not  one  twitch  of  his  mask-like  face. 
But  on  that  face,  point  by  point,  came  a  slow  suf- 
fusion of  something  akin  to  expression.  It  was  not 
fear.  To  call  it  fear  would  be  doing  the  man  an  in- 
justice. It  began  with  the  eyes,  and  spread  from 
feature  to  feature,  very  much,  I  imagine,  as  sentient 
life  must  have  spread  across  the  countenance  of  Pyg- 
malion's slowly  awakening  marble. 

For  one  fraction  of  a  moment  the  almost  pitiful  eyes 
looked  at  me  with  a  quick  and  imploring  glance.  Then 
the  mask  once  more  descended  over  them.  He  was 
himself  again.  And  I  felt  almost  sure  that  in  the  mel- 
lowed light  about  us  the  other  two  figures  at  the  table 
had  not  seen  that  face  as  I  did. 

There  was,  in  fact,  something  almost  like  shame 
on  Van  Tuyl's  heavy  face  as  the  calm-voiced  servant, 
utterly  ignoring  me  and  my  words,  turned  to  him  and 
asked  if  he  should  remove  the  things. 

"You  haven't  answered  the  gentleman,"  said  Bea- 
trice Van  Tuyl,  in  a  voice  a  little  shrill  with  excite- 
ment. 

"What  is  there  to  answer,  madam  ?"  he  mildly  asked. 
"It's  all  the  young  gentleman's  foolishness,  some  fool- 
ishness which  I  can't  understand." 

"But  the  thing  can't  stand  like  this,"  protested  the 
ponderous  Van  Tuyl. 

There  must  have  been  something  reassuring  to  them 
both  in  the  methodic  calmness  with  which  this  calum- 
niated factor  in  their  domestic  Eden  moved  about  once 
more  performing  his  petty  domestic  duties. 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      177 

"Then  you  deny  everything  he  says?"  insisted  the 
woman. 

The  servant  stopped  and  looked  up  in  mild  reproof. 

"Of  course,  madam,"  he  replied,  as  he  slowly  re- 
moved the  liqueur  glasses.  I  saw  my  hostess  look  after 
him  with  one  of  her  long  and  abstracted  glances.  She 
was  still  peering  into  his  face  as  he  stepped  back  to  the 
table.  She  was,  indeed,  still  gazing  at  him  when  the 
muffled  shrill  of  an  electric  bell  announced  there  was 
a  caller  at  the  street  door. 

"Wilkins,"  she  said,  almost  ruminatively,  "I  want 
you  to  answer  the  door — the  street  door." 

"Yes,  madam,"  he  answered,  without  hesitation. 

The  three  of  us  sat  in  silence,  as  the  slow  and 
methodic  steps  crossed  the  room,  stepped  out  into  the 
hall,  and  advanced  to  what  at  least  one  of  us  knew  to 
be  his  doom.  It  was  Van  Tuyl  himself  who  spoke  up 
out  of  the  silence. 

"What's  up?"  he  asked.    "What's  he  gone  for?" 

"The  police  are  there,"  answered  his  wife. 

"Good  God !"  exclaimed  the  astounded  husband,  now 
on  his  feet.  "You  don't  mean  you've  sprung  that  trap 
on  the  poor  devil  ?    You — " 

"Sit  down,  Jim,"  broke  in  his  wife  with  enforced 
calmness.     "Sit  down  and  wait." 

"But  I  won't  be  made  a  fool  of !" 

"You're  not  being  made  a  fool  of!" 

"But  who's  arresting  this  man?  Who's  got  the 
evidence  to  justify  what's  being  done  here?" 

"I  have,"  was  the  woman's  answer. 

"What  do  you  mean?" 


i;8     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

She  was  very  calm  about  it. 

"I  mean  that  Witter  was  right.  My  Baroda  pearls 
and  the  emerald  pendant  were  not  in  the  safe.  They're 
gone." 

"They're  gone?"  echoed  the  incredulous  husband. 

"Listen,"  I  suddenly  cried,  as  Van  Tuyl  sat  digest- 
ing his  discovery.  We  heard  the  sound  of  steps,  the 
slam  of  a  door,  and  the  departing  hum  of  a  motor-car. 
Before  I  realized  what  she  was  doing  Beatrice  Van 
Tuyl's  foot  was  once  more  on  the  call  bell.  A  foot- 
man answered  the  summons. 

"Go  to  the  street  door,"  she  commanded,  "and  see 
who's  there." 

We  waited,  listening.  The  silence  lengthened. 
Something  about  that  silence  impressed  me  as  omi- 
nous. We  were  still  intently  listening  as  the  footman 
stepped  back  into  the  room. 

"It's  the  chauffeur,  sir,"  he  explained. 

"And  what  does  he  want  ?" 

"He  said  Felice  telephoned  for  the  car  a  quarter  of 
an  hour  ago." 

"Send  Felice  to  me,"  commanded  my  hostess. 

"I  don't  think  I  can,  ma'am.  She's  gone  in  the  car 
with  Wilkins." 

"With  Wilkins?" 

"Yes,  ma'am.  Markson  says  he  can't  make  it  out, 
ma'am,  Wilkins  driving  off  that  way  without  so  much 
as  a  by-your-leave,  ma'am." 

The  three  of  us  rose  as  one  from  the  table.  For  a 
second  or  two  we  stood  staring  at  one  another. 

Then  Van  Tuyl  suddenly  dived  for  the  stairs,  with 


THE  IRREPROACHABLE  BUTLER      179 

the  napkin  full  of  jewelry  in  his  hand.  I,  in  turn,  dived 
for  the  street  door.  But  before  I  opened  it  I  knew 
it  was  too  late. 

I  suddenly  stepped  back  into  the  hallway,  to  confront 
Beatrice  Van  Tuyl. 

"How  long  have  you  had  Felice?"  I  asked,  groping 
impotently  about  the  hall  closet  for  my  hat  and  coat. 

"She  came  two  weeks  before  Wilkins,"  was  the 
answer. 

"Then  you  see  what  this  means?"  I  asked,  still  grop- 
ing about  for  my  overcoat. 

"What  can  it  mean  ?" 

"They  were  working  together — they  were  confed- 
erates." 

Van  Tuyl  descended  the  stairs  still  carrying  the 
table  napkin  full  of  jewelry.  His  eyes  were  wide  with 
indignant  wonder. 

"It's  gone!"  he  gasped.    "He's  taken  your  box!" 

I  emerged  from  the  hall  closet  both  a  little  startled 
and  a  little  humiliated. 

"Yes,  and  he's  taken  my  hat  and  coat,"  I  sadly  con- 
fessed. 


CHAPTER  VII 

THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS 

IT  is  one  of  life's  little  ironies,  I  suppose,  that  man's 
surest  escape  from  misery  should  be  through  the 
contemplation  of  people  more  miserable  than  himself. 
Such,  however,  happens  to  be  the  case.  And  prompted 
by  this  genial  cross  between  a  stoic  and  a  cynic  philos- 
ophy, I  had  formed  the  habit  of  periodically  submerg- 
ing myself  in  a  bath  of  cleansing  depravity. 

The  hopelessness  of  my  fellow-beings,  I  found, 
seemed  to  give  me  something  to  live  for.  Collision 
with  lives  so  putrescently  abominable  that  my  own 
by  contrast  seemed  enviable,  had  a  tendency  to  make 
me  forget  my  troubles.  And  this  developed  me  into 
a  sort  of  calamity  chaser.  It  still  carried  me,  on  those 
nights  when  sleep  seemed  beyond  my  reach,  to  many 
devious  and  astounding  corners  of  the  city,  to  unsavory 
cellars  where  lemon-steerers  and  slough-beaters  fore- 
gathered, to  ill-lit  rooms  where  anarchists  nightly  ate 
the  fire  of  their  own  ineffectual  oratory,  to  heavy- 
fumed  drinking-places  where  pocket-slashers  and  till— 
tappers  and  dummy-chuckers  and  dips  forgot  their 
more  arduous  hours. 

But  more  and  more  often  I  found  my  steps  uncon- 
sciously directed  toward  that  particular  den  of  sub- 
terranean iniquities  known  as  The  Cafe  of  Failures. 
For  it  was  in  this  new-world  Cabaret  dn  Neant  that 

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THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  181 

I  had  first  heard  of  that  engaging  butler  known  to 
his  confederates  as  "Sir  Henry."  And  I  still  had 
hopes  of  recovering  my  stolen  great-coat. 

Night  by  night  I  went  back  to  that  dimly  lit  den  of 
life's  discards,  the  same  as  a  bewildered  beagle  goes 
back  to  its  last  trace  of  aniseed.  I  grew  inured  to  its 
bad  air,  unobservant  of  its  scorbutic  waiters,  undis- 
turbed by  its  ominous-looking  warren  of  private  rooms, 
and  apathetic  before  its  meretricious  blondes. 

Yet  at  no  time  was  I  one  of  the  circle  about  me.  At 
no  time  was  I  anything  more  than  a  spectator  of  their 
ever-shifting  and  ever-mystifying  dramas.  And  this 
not  unnatural  secretiveness  on  their  part,  combined 
with  a  not  unnatural  curiosity  of  my  own,  finally  com- 
pelled me  to  a  method  of  espionage  in  which  I  grew 
to  take  some  little  pride. 

This  method,  for  all  its  ingenuity,  was  simple  enough 
to  any  one  of  even  ordinary  scientific  attainments. 
When  I  found,  for  example,  that  the  more  select  of 
those  underworld  conferences  invariably  took  place  in 
one  of  that  tier  of  wood-partitioned  drinking-rooms 
which  lined  the  cafe's  east  side,  I  perceived  that  if  I 
could  not  invade  those  rooms  in  body  I  might  at  least 
be  there  in  another  form.  So  with  the  help  of  my 
friend  Durkin,  the  reformed  wire-tapper,  I  acquired  a 
piece  of  machinery  for  the  projection  of  the  spirit  into 
unwelcome  corners. 

This  instrument,  in  fact,  was  little  more  than  an  en- 
largement of  the  ordinary  telephone  transmitter.  It 
was  made  by  attaching  to  an  oblong  of  glass,  constitut- 
ing of  course,  an  insulated  base,  two  carbon  supports, 


182     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

with  cavities,  and  four  cross-pieces,  also  of  carbon, 
with  pointed  ends,  fitting  loosely  into  the  cavities 
placed  along  the  side  of  the  two  supports.  The  result 
was>  this  carbon  being  what  electricians  call  "a  high 
resistance"  and  the  loose  contact-points  where  the  lat- 
erals rested  making  resistance  "still  higher,  that  all 
vibration,  however  minute,  jarred  the  points  against 
their  supports  and  varied  resistance  in  proportion  to 
the  vibration  itself.  This,  of  course,  produced  a  chang- 
ing current  in  the  "primary"  of  the  induction  coil,  and 
was  in  turn  reproduced,  greatly  magnified,  in  the  "sec- 
ondary" where  with  the  help  of  a  small  watch-case 
receiver  it  could  be  easily  heard. 

In  other  words,  I  acquired  a  mechanical  sound-mag- 
nifier, a  microphone,  an  instrument,  of  late  called  the 
dictaphone,  which  translates  the  lightest  tap  of  a  pen- 
cil-end into  something  which  reached  the  ear  with  the 
force  of  a  hammer-blow.  And  the  whole  thing,,  bat- 
ter}', coil,  insulated  wire,  carbon  bars  and  glass  base, 
could  be  carried  in  its  leather  case  or  thrust  under  my 
coat  as  easily  as  a  folded  opera  hat. 

It  was  equally  easy,  I  found,  to  let  it  hang  flat 
against  the  side  wall  of  that  rancid  little  chambre  par- 
ticuliere  which  stood  next  to  the  room  where  most  of 
those  star-chamber  conspiracies  seemed  to  take  place. 
My  method  of  adjusting  the  microphone  was  quite 
simple. 

From  the  painted  wooden  partition  I  lifted  down 
the  gilt-framed  picture  of  a  bacchanalian  lady  whose 
semi-nudity  disseminated  the  virtues  of  a  champagne 
which  I  knew  to  be  made  from  the  refuse  of  the  humble 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  183 

apple-evaporator.  At  the  top-most  edge  of  the  square 
of  dust  where  this  picture  had  stood,  I  carefully 
screwed  two  L-hooks  and  on  these  hooks  hung  my 
microphone-base.  Then  I  rehung  the  picture,  leaving 
it  there  to  screen  my  apparatus.  My  cloth-covered 
wires,  which  ran  from  this  picture  to  the  back  of  the 
worn  leather  couch  against  the  wall,  I  very  nicely  con- 
cealed by  pinning  close  under  a  stretch  of  gas  pipe  and 
poking  in  under  the  edge  of  the  tattered  brown  lino- 
leum. 

Yet  it  was  only  on  the  third  evening  of  my  mildly 
exhilarating  occupation  in  that  stuffy  little  camera 
obscura  that  certain  things  occurred  to  rob  my  espion- 
age of  its  impersonal  and  half-hearted  excitement.  I 
had  ordered  a  bottle  of  Chianti  and  gone  into  that 
room  to  all  intents  and  purposes  a  diffident  and  maun- 
dering bon-vivant  looking  for  nothing  more  than  a 
quiet  corner  wherein  to  doze. 

Yet  for  one  long  hour  I  had  sat  in  that  secret  audi- 
torium, with  my  watch-case  receiver  at  my  ear,  while 
a  garrulous  quartette  of  strike-breakers  enlarged  on  the 
beatitude  of  beating  up  a  "cop"  who  had  ill-used  one 
of  their  number. 

It  must  have  been  a  full  half  hour  after  they  had 
gone  before  I  again  lifted  the  phone  to  my  ear.  What 
I  heard  this  time  was  another  man's  voice,  alert,  eager, 
a  little  high-pitched  with  excitement. 

"I  tell  you,  Chuck,"  this  thin  eager  voice  was  declar- 
ing, "the  thing's  a  pipe!  I  got  it  worked  out  like  a 
game  o'  checkers.  But  Redney  'nd  me  can't  do  a  thing 
unless  you  stake  us  to  a  boat  and  a  batch  o'  tools !" 


1 84     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"What  kind  o'  tools?"  asked  a  deep  and  cavernous 
bass  voice.  In  that  voice  I  could  feel  caution  and 
stolidity,  even  an  overtone  of  autocratic  indifference. 

"Ten  bones'd  get  the  whole  outfit,"  was  the  other's 
answer. 

"But  what  kind  o'  tools?"  insisted  the  unperturbed 
bass  voice. 

There  was  a  second  or  two  of  silence. 

"That's  spielin'  the  whole  song,"  demurred  the  other. 

"Well,  the  whole  song's  what  I  want  to  know,"  was 
the  calm  and  cavernous  answer.  "You'll  recall  that 
three  weeks  ago  I  staked  you  boys  for  that  express- 
wagon  job — and  I  ain't  seen  nothing  from  it  yet !" 

"Aw,  that  was  a  frame-up,"  protested  the  first 
speaker.    "Some  squealer  was  layin'  for  us !" 

It  was  a  new  voice  that  spoke  next,  a  husky  and 
quavering  voice,  as  though  it  came  from  an  alkaline 
throat  not  infrequently  irrigated  with  fusel-oil  whisky. 

"Tony,  we  got  to  let  Chuck  in  on  this.    We  got  to !" 

"Why've  we  got  to?" 

"Two  men  can't  work  it  alone,"  complained  the 
latest  speaker.  "You  know  that.  We  can't  take 
chances — and  Gawd  knows  there's  enough  for  three  in 
this  haul!" 

Again  there  was  a  brief  silence. 

"You  make  me  sick!"  suddenly  exploded  the  treble- 
voiced  youth  who  had  first  spoken.  "You'd  think  it 
was  me.  who's  been  singin'  about  keepin'  this  thing  so 
quiet!" 

"What're  you  boys  beefin'  about,  anywray?"  inter- 
posed the  placid  bass  voice. 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  185 

"I  ain't  beefin'  about  you.  I  ain't  kickin'  against 
lettin'  you  in.  But  what  I  want  to  know  is  how're  we 
goin'  to  split  when  you  are  in  ?  Who  follied  this  thing 
up  from  the  first?  Who  did  the  dirty  work  on  it? 
Who  nosed  round  that  pier  and  measured  her  off,  and 
got  a  bead  on  the  whole  lay-out?" 

"Then  what'd  you  take  me  in  for?"  demanded  the 
worthy  called  Redney.  "Why  didn't  you  go  ahead  and 
hog  the  whole  thing,  without  havin'  me  trailin'  round  ?" 

"Cut  that  out.  You  know  I've  got  to  have  help," 
was  the  treble-noted  retort.  "You  know  it's  too  big 
for  one  guy  to  handle." 

"And  it's  so  big  you've  got  to  have  a  boat  and  out- 
fit," suggested  the  bass-voiced  man.  "And  I'll  bet 
you  and  Redney  can't  raise  two  bits  between  you." 

"But  you,  get  me  a  tub  with  a  kicker  in,  and  two  or 
three  tools,  and  then  you've  got  the  nerve  to  hold  me 
up  for  a  third  rakeoff!" 

"I  don't  see  as  I'm  holdin'  anybody  up,"  retorted 
the  deep-voiced  man.  "You  came  to  me,  and  I  told 
you  I  was  ready  to  talk  business.  You  said  you  wanted 
help.  Well,  if  you  want  help  you've  got  to  pay  for  it, 
same  as  I  pay  for  those  cigars." 

"I'm  willin'  to  pay  for  it,"  answered  the  high-voiced 
youth,  with  a  quietness  not  altogether  divorced  from 
sulkiness. 

"Then  what're  we  wastin'  good  time  over  ?"  inquired 
the  man  known  as  Redney.  "This  ain't  a  case  o'  milk- 
in'  coffee-bags  from  a  slip-lighter.  This  haul's  big 
enough  for  three." 

"Well,  what  is  your  haul?"  demanded  the  bass  voice. 


1 86    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Again  there  was  a  silence  of  several  seconds. 

"Cough  it  up,"  prompted  Redney.  The  silence  that 
ensued  seemed  to  imply  that  the  younger  man  was 
slowly  and  reluctantly  arriving  at  a  change  of  front. 
There  was  a  sound  of  a  chair  being  pushed  back,  of  a 
match  being  struck,  of  a  glass  being  put  down  on  a 
table-top. 

"Chuck,"  said  the  treble-voiced  youth,  with  a  slow 
and  impressive  solemnity  that  was  strangely  in  con- 
trast to  his  earlier  speech,  "Chuck,  we're  up  against 
the  biggest  stunt  that  was  ever  pulled  off  in  this  burg 
of  two-bone  pikers!" 

"So  you've  been  insinuatin',"  was  the  answer  that 
came  out  of  the  silence.  "But  I've  been  sittin'  here 
half  an  hour  waitin'  to  get  a  line  on  what  you're  chew- 
in'  about." 

"Chuck,"  said  the  treble  voice,  "you  read  the  papers, 
don't  you  ?" 

"Now  and  then,"  acknowledged  the  diffident  bass 
voice. 

"Well,  did  you  see  yesterday  morning  where  the 
steamer  Finance  was  rammed  by  the  White  Star 
Georgicf  Where  she  went  down  in  the  Lower  Bay 
before  she  got  started  on  her  way  south?" 

"I  sure  did." 

"Well,  did  you  read  about  her  carryin'  six  hundred 
and  ten  thousand  dollars  in  gold — in  gold  taken  from 
the  Sub-Treasury  here  and  done  up  in  wooden  boxes 
and  consigned   for  that  Panama  Construction  Com- 

P'ny." 

"I  sure  did." 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  187 


« 


'And  did  your  eye  fall  on  the  item  that  all  day 
yesterday  the  divers  from  the  wreckin'  comp'ny  were 
workin'  on  that  steamer,  workin'  like  niggers  gettin' 
that  gold  out  of  her  strong  room?" 

"Sure!" 

"And  do  you  happen  to  know  where  that  gold  is 
now?"  was  the  oratorical  challenge  flung  at  the  other 
man. 

"Just  wait  a  minute,"  remarked  that  other  man  in 
his  heavy  guttural.     "Is  that  your  coup?" 

"That's  my  coup!"  was  the  confident  retort. 

"Well,  you've  picked  a  lemon,"  the  big  man  calmly 
announced.  "There's  nothin'  doin',  kiddo,  nothin' 
doin'!" 

"Not  on  your  life,"  was  the  tense  retort.  "I  know 
what  I'm  talkin'  about.     And  Redney  knows." 

"And  /  know  that  gold  went  south  on  the  steamer 
Advance,"  proclaimed  the  bass  voice.  "I  happen  to 
know  they  re-shipped  the  whole  bunch  o'  metal  on  their 
second  steamer." 

"Where'd  you  find  that  out?"  demanded  the  scof- 
fing treble  voice. 

"Not  bein'  in  the  Sub-Treasury  this  season,  I  had 
to  fall  back  on  the  papers  for  the  news." 

"And  that's  where  you  and  the  papers  is  in  dead 
wrong!  That's  how  they're  foolin'  you  and  ev'ry 
other  guy  not  in  the  know.  I'll  tell  you  where  that 
gold  is.  I'll  tell  you  where  it  lies,  to  the  foot,  at  this 
minute!" 

"Well?" 

"She's  lyin'  in  the  store-room  in  a  pile  o'  wooden 


iSS     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

boxes,  on  that  Panama  Comp'ny's  pier  down  at  the 
foot  o'  Twenty-eight'  Street !" 

"You're  dreamin',  Tony,  dreamin'.  No  sane  folks 
leave  gold  lyin'  round  loose  that  way.  No,  sir;  that's 
what  they've  got  a  nice  stone  Sub-Treasury  for." 

"Look  a'  here,  Chuck,"  went  on  the  tense  treble 
voice.  "Jus'  figure  out  what  day  this  is.  And  find 
out  when  them  wreckers  got  that  gold  out  o'  the 
Finance's  strong  room.  And  what  d'you  get?  They 
lightered  them  boxes  up  the  North  River  at  one  o'clock 
Saturday  afternoon.  They  swung  in  next  to  the  Ad- 
vance and  put  a  half-a-dozen  cases  o'  lead  paint  aboard. 
Then  they  tarpaulined  them  boxes  o'  gold  and  swung 
into  the  Panama  Comp'ny's  slip  and  unloaded  that 
cargo  at  two  o'clock  Saturday  afternoon!" 

'"Well,  s'pose  they  did?"  " 

"Don't  you  tumble?  Saturday  afternoon  there's  no 
Sub-Treasury  open.  And  to-day's  Sunday,  ain't  it? 
And  they  won't  get  into  that  Sub-Treasury  until  to- 
morrow morning.  And  as  sure  as  I  know  I'm  sittin' 
in  this  chair  I  know  that  gold's  lyin'  out  there  on  that 
Twenty-eight'  Street  pier!" 

No  one  in  that  little  room  seemed  to  stir.  They 
seemed  to  be  sitting  in  silent  tableau.  Then  I  could 
hear  the  man  with  the  bass  voice  slowly  and  medita- 
tively intone  his  low-life  expletive. 

"Well,  I'll  be  damned!" 

The  youngest  of  the  trio  spoke  again,  in  a  lowered 
but  none  the  less  tense  voice. 

"In  gold,  Chuck,  pure  gold !  In  fine  yellow  gold 
lyin'  there  waitin'  to  be  rolled  over  and  looked  after! 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  189 

Talk  about  treasure-huntin' !  Talk  about  Spanish 
Mains  and  pirate  ships!  My  Gawd,  Chuck,  we  don't 
need  to  travel  down  to  no  Mosquito  Coast  to  dig  up 
our  doubloons!  We  got  'em  right  here  at  our  back 
door!" 

Some  one  struck  a  match. 

"But  how're  we  goin'  to  pick  'em?"  placidly  inquired 
the  man  called  Chuck.  It  was  as  apparent  that  he  al- 
ready counted  himself  one  of  the  party  as  it  was  that 
their  intention  had  not  quite  carried  him  off  his  feet. 

"Look  here,"  broke  in  the  more  fiery-minded  youth 
known  as  Tony,  and  from  the  sound  and  the  short 
interludes  of  silence  he  seemed  to  be  drawing  a  map 
on  a  slip  of  paper.  "Here's  your  pier.  And  here's 
your  store-room.  And  here's  where  your  gold  lies. 
And  here's  the  first  door.  And  here's  the  second.  We 
don't  need  to  count  on  the  doors.  They've  got  a  watch- 
man somewhere  about  here.  And  they've  put  two  of 
their  special  guards  here  at  the  land  end  of  the  pier. 
The  store-room  itself  is  empty.  They've  got  it  double- 
locked,  and  a  closed-circuit  alarm  system  to  cinch  the 
thing.  But  what  t'ell  use  is  all  that  when  we  can  eat 
right  straight  up  into  the  bowels  o'  that  room  without 
touchin'  a  lock  or  a  burglar  alarm,  without  makin'  a 
sound!" 

"How?"  inquired  the  bass  voice. 

"Here's  your  pier  bottom.  Here's  the  river  slip. 
We  row  into  that  slip  without  showin'  a  light,  and 
with  the  kicker  shut  off,  naturally.  We  slide  in  under 
without  makin'  a  sound.  Then  we  get  our  measure- 
ments.   Then  we  make  fast  to  this  pile,  and  throw  out 


190     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

a  line  to  this  one,  and  a  second  to  this  one,  to  hold  us 
steady  against  the  tide  and  the  ferry  wash.  Then  we 
find  our  right  plank.  We  can  do  that  by  pokin'  a 
flashlight  up  against  'em  where  it'll  never  be  seen. 
Then  we  take  a  brace  and  bit  and  run  a  row  of  holes 
across  that  plank,  the  two  rows  about  thirty  inches 
apart,  each  hole  touchin'  the  other.  Don't  you  see,  with 
a  good  sharp  extension  bit  we  can  cut  out  that  square 
in  half  an  hour  or  so,  without  makin'  any  more  noise 
than  you'd  make  scratchin'  a  match  on  your  pants 
leg!" 

"And  when  you  get  your  square?" 

"Then  Redney  and  me  climbs  through.  Redney'll 
be  the  stall.  He  watches  the  door  from  the  inside. 
You  stay  in  the  boat,  with  an  eye  peeled  below.  I 
pass  you  the  gold.  We  cut  loose  and  slip  off  with  the 
tide.  When  we're  out  o'  hearin'  we  throw  on  the 
kicker  and  go  kitin'  down  to  that  Bath  Beach  joint 
o'  yours  where  we'll  have  that  six  hundred  and  ten 
thousand  in  gold  melted  down  and  weighed  out  before 
thev  get  that  store-room  door  unlocked  in  the  morn- 
ing!" 

"Not  so  loud,  Tony;  not  so  loud!"  cautioned  the 
conspirator  called  Redney.  There  was  a  moment  of 
silence. 

In  that  silence,  and  without  the  aid  of  my  micro- 
phone, I  heard  the  sound  of  steps  as  they  approached 
my  door  and  came  to  a  stop. 

"Listen!"  suddenly  whispered  one  of  the  men  in  the 
other  room. 

As  I  sat  there,  listening  as  intently  as  my  neighbors, 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  191 

< 

the  knob  of  my  door  turned.  Then  the  door  itself  was 
impatiently  shaken. 

That  sound  brought  me  to  my  feet  with  a  start  of 
alarm.  Accident  had  enmeshed  me  in  a  movement  that 
was  too  gigantic  to  be  overlooked.  The  one  thing  I 
could  not  afford,  at  such  a  time,  was  discovery. 

Three  silent  steps  took  me  across  the  room  to  my 
microphone.  One  movement  lifted  that  telltale  instru- 
ment from  its  hooks,  and  a  second  movement  jerked 
free  the  wires  pinned  in  close  along  the  gas  pipe.  An- 
other movement  or  two  saw  my  apparatus  slipped  into 
its  case  and  the  case  dropped  down  behind  the  worn 
leather-couch  back.  Then  I  sank  into  the  chair  beside 
the  table,  knowing  there  was  nothing  to  betray  me. 
Yet  as  I  lounged  there  over  my  bottle  of  Chianti  I 
could  feel  the  excitement  of  the  moment  accelerate  my 
pulse.  I  made  an  effort  to  get  my  feelings  under  con- 
trol as  second  by  second  slipped  away  and  nothing  of 
importance  took  place.  It  was,  I  decided,  my  wall- 
eyed waiter  friend,  doubtlessly  bearing  a  message  that 
more  lucrative  patrons  were  desiring  my  fetid-aired 
cubby-hole. 

Then,  of  a  sudden,  I  became  aware  of  the  fact  that 
voices  were  whispering  close  outside  my  door.  The 
next  moment  I  heard  the  crunch  of  wood  subjected 
to  pressure,  and  before  I  could  move  or  realize  the 
full  meaning  of  that  sound,  the  door  had  been  forced 
open  and  three  men  were  staring  in  at  me. 

I  looked  up  at  them  with  a  start — with  a  start,  how- 
ever, which  I  had  the  inspired  foresight  to  translate 
into  a  hiccough.    That  hiccough,  in  turn,  reminded  me 


192     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

that  I  had  a  role  to  sustain,  a  role  of  care-free  and 
irresponsible  intoxication. 

So,  opprobrious  as  the  whole  farce  seemed  to  me, 
I  pushed  my  hat  back  on  my  head  and  blinkingly  stared 
at  the  three  intruders  as  they  sauntered  nonchalantly 
into  the  room.  Yet  as  I  winked  up  at  them,  with  ail 
the  sleepy  unconcern  at  my  command,  I  could  plainly 
enough  see  that  each  one  of  that  trio  was  very  much  on 
the  alert.  It  was  the  youngest  of  the  three  who  turned 
to  me. 

"Kiddo,"  he  said,  and  he  spoke  with  an  oily  suavity 
not  at  all  to  my  liking,  "I  kind  o'  thought  I  smelt  gas 
leakin'  in  here." 

He  had  the  effrontery  to  turn  and  stare  about  at 
the  four  walls  of  the  room.  Then  he  moved  easily 
across  the  floor  to  where  the  champagne  picture  hung. 
What  he  saw,  or  did  not  see  there,  I  had  no  means  of 
determining.  For  to  turn  and  look  after  him  would 
be  to  betray  my  part. 

"That  leak  ain't  in  this  room,"  admitted  the  second 
of  the  trio,  a  swarthy  and  loose-lipped  land  pirate  with 
a  sweep  of  carroty  bang  which  covered  his  left  eye- 
brow. I  knew,  even  before  he  spoke,  that  he  was  the 
man  called  Redney,  just  as  I  knew  the  first  speaker 
wras  the  youth  they  had  addressed  as  Tony.  About  the 
third  man,  who  towered  above  the  other  two  in  his 
giant-like  stature,  there  was  a  sense  of  calm  and  solid- 
ity that  seemed  almost  pachydermatous.  Yet  this  same 
solidity  in  some  way  warned  me  that  he  might  be  the 
most  dangerous  of  them  all. 

"  'Sssh  all  righ'!"  I  loosely  condoned,  with  a  sleepy 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  193 

lurch  of  the  body.  How  much  my  acting  was  convinc- 
ing to  them  was  a  matter  of  vast  concern  to  me.  The 
man  named  Tony,  who  had  continued  to  study  the 
wooden  partition  against  which  my  microphone  had 
hung,  turned  back  to  the  table  and  calmly  seated  him- 
self beside  me.  My  heart  went  down  like  an  elevator 
with  a  broken  cable  when  I  noticed  the  nervous  sweat 
which  had  come  out  on  his  forehead. 

"Say,  Sister,  this  puts  the  drinks  on  us,"  he  de- 
clared, with  an  airiness  which  I  felt  to  be  as  unreal  as 
my  own  inebriacy.  I  saw  him  motion  for  the  other 
two  to  seat  themselves. 

They  did  so,  a  little  mystified,  each  man  keeping  his 
eyes  fixed  on  the  youth  called  Tony.  The  latter 
laughed,  for  no  reason  that  I  could  understand,  and 
over  his  shoulder  bawled  out  the  one  word,  "Shim- 
mer !" 

Shimmey,  I  remembered,  was  my  friend  the  wall- 
eyed waiter.  And  this  waiter  it  was  who  stepped  trail- 
ingly  into  the  room. 

"Shimmey,"  said  the  voluble  youth  at  my  side.  "We 
introoded  on  this  gen'lmun.  And  we  got  to  square 
ourselves.     So  what's  it  goin'  to  be?" 

"Nothin' !"  I  protested,  with  a  repugnant  wave  of 
the  hand. 

"You  mean  we  ain't  good  enough  for  you  to  drink 
with?"  demanded  the  youth  called  Tony.  I  could  see 
what  he  wanted.  I  could  feel  what  was  coming.  He 
was  looking  for  some  reason,  however  tenuous,  to 
start  trouble.  Without  fail  he  would  find  it  in  time. 
But  my  one  desire  was  to  defer  that  outcome  as  long 


194     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

as  possible.  So  I  grinned  back  at  him,  rather  idioti- 
cally, I'm  afraid. 

"All  righ',"  I  weakly  agreed,  blinking  about  at  my 
tormentors.     "Bring  me  a  bran'y  an'  soda." 

The  other  three  men  looked  at  the  waiter.  The 
waiter,  in  turn,  looked  at  them.  Then  he  studied  my 
face.  There  was  something  decidedly  unpleasant  in 
his  coldly  speculative  eyes. 

"Shimmey,  d'you  understand  ?  This  gen'lmun  wants 
a  brandy  and  soda." 

The  waiter,  still  studying  me,  said  "Sure!"  Then 
he  turned  on  his  heel  and  walked  out  of  the  room. 

I  knew,  in  my  prophetic  bones,  that  there  was  some 
form  of  trouble  brewing  in  that  odoriferous  little 
room.  But  I  was  determined  to  side-step  it,  to  avoid 
it,  to  the  last  extremity.  And  I  was  still  nodding 
amiably  about  when  the  waiter  returned  with  his  tray 
of  glasses. 

"Well,  here's  how,"  said  the  youth,  and  we  all  lifted 
our  glasses. 

That  brandy  and  soda,  I  knew,  would  not  be  the 
best  of  its  kind.  I  also  clearly  saw  that  it  would  be 
unwise  to  decline  it.  So  I  swallowed  the  stuff  as  a 
child  swallows  medicine. 

I  downed  it  in  a  gulp  or  two,  and  put  the  glass 
back  on  the  table.  Then  I  proceeded  to  wipe  my 
mouth  with  the  back  of  my  hand,  after  the  approved 
fashion  of  my  environment. 

It  was  fortunate,  at  that  moment,  that  my  hand  was 
well  up  in  front  of  my  face.  For  as  the  truth  of  the 
whole  thing  came  home  to  me,  as  sharp  and  quick  as 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  195 

an  electric  spark,  there  must  have  been  a  second  or  two 
when  my  role  slipped  away  from  me. 

I  had,  it  is  true,  inwardly  fortified  myself  against 
a  draught  that  would  prove  highly  unpalatable.  But 
the  taste  which  I  now  detected,  the  acrid,  unmistakable, 
over- familiar  taste,  was  too  much  for  my  startled 
nerves.  I  hid  my  sudden  body-movement  only  by 
means  of  a  simulated  hiccough.  The  thing  I  had  un- 
mistakably tasted  was  chloral  hydrate.  They  had 
given  me  knock-out  drops. 

The  idea,  of  a  sudden,  struck  me  as  being  so  ludi- 
crous that  I  laughed.  The  mere  thought  of  any  such 
maneuver  was  too  much  for  me — the  foolish  hope  that 
a  homeopathic  little  pill  of  chloral  would  put  me  under 
the  table,  like  any  shopgirl  lured  from  a  dance-hall  J 
They  were  trying  to  drug  me.  Drug  me,  who  had 
taken  double  and  triple  doses  night  after  night  as  I 
fought  for  sleep ! 

They  were  trying  to  drug  me,  me  who  on  my  bad 
nights  had  even  known  the  narcotic  to  be  forcibly 
wrested  from  my  clutch  by  those  who  stood  appalled 
at  the  quantities  that  my  too-immured  system  de- 
manded, and  knew  only  too  well  that  in  time  it  meant 
madness ! 

But  I  remembered,  as  I  saw  the  three  men  staring 
at  me,  that  I  still  had  a  role  to  sustain.  I  knew  it 
would  be  unwise  to  let  those  sweet  worthies  know  just 
how  the  land  lay.  I  enjoyed  an  advantage  much  too 
exceptional  and  much  too  valuable  to  be  lightly  sur- 
rendered. 

So  to  all  outward  signs  and  appearances  I  let  the 


196    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

drug  do  its  work.  I  carefully  acted  out  my  pretended 
lapse  into  somnolent  indifference.  I  lost  the  power  to 
coordinate;  my  speech  grew  inarticulate;  my  shoul- 
ders drooped  forward  across  the  table  edge.  I  wilted 
down  like  a  cut  dock-weed,  until  my  face  lay  flat 
against  the  beer-stained  wood. 

"He's  off,"  murmured  the  man  called  Chuck.  He 
rose  to  his  feet  as  he  spoke. 

"Then  we  got  to  beat  it,"  declared  the  youth  named 
Tony,  already  on  his  feet.  I  could  hear  him  take  a 
deep  breath  as  he  stood  there.  "And  the  next  long 
nose  who  gives  me  heart  disease  like  this  is  goin'  to 
get  five  inches  o'  cold  steel !" 

He  knelt  before  me  as  he  spoke,  pulled  back  my  feet, 
and  ran  a  knife  edge  along  the  shoe  laces.  Then  he 
promptly  pulled  the  shoes  from  my  feet.  These  shoes, 
apparently,  he  kept  in  his  hand.  "That'll  help  anchor 
'im,  I  guess,"  I  heard  him  remark. 

"Let's  get  on  the  job,"  suggested  the  big  man,  ob- 
viously impatient  at  the  delay.  "If  there's  nothin'  but 
five  inches  o'  plank  between  us  and  that  gold,  let's  get 
busy!" 

I  sat  there,  with  my  head  on  that  table  top  so 
redolent  of  the  soured  beverages  of  other  days,  and 
listened  to  them  as  they  moved  across  the  room.  I 
listened  as  they  passed  out  and  swung  the  door  shut 
behind  them.  I  waited  there  for  another  minute  or 
two,  without  moving,  knowing  only  too  well  what  a 
second  discovery  would  entail. 

My  head  was  still  bent  over  that  unclean  table  top 
when  I  heard    the    broken-latched    door    once    more 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  197 

pushed  slowly  open,  and  steps  slowly  cross  the  floor 
to  where  I  sat. 

Some  one,  I  knew,  was  staring  down  at  me.  I  felt 
four  distended  finger-tips  push  inquisitively  at  my 
head,  rolling  it  a  little  to  one  side.  Then  the  figure 
bending  above  me  shifted  its  position.  A  hand  felt 
cautiously  about  my  body.  It  strayed  lower,  until  it 
reached  my  watch  pocket. 

I  could  see  nothing  of  my  enemy's  face,  and  noth- 
ing of  his  figure.  All  I  got  a  glimpse  of  was  a  patch 
of  extremely  soiled  linen.  But  that  glimpse  was  suf- 
ficient. It  was  my  friend,  the  wall-eyed  waiter,  reso- 
lutely deciding  to  make  hay  while  the  sun  shone.  And 
that  decided  me. 

With  one  movement  I  rose  from  the  chair  and 
wheeled  about  so  as  to  face  him.  That  quick  body- 
twist  spun  his  own  figure  half-way  around. 

My  fist  caught  him  on  the  foreward  side  of  the  re- 
laxed jawbone.  He  struck  the  worn  leather  couch  as 
he  fell,  and  then  rolled  completely  over,  as  inert  as 
a  sack  of  bran. 

I  looked  down  at  him  for  a  moment  or  two  as  he 
lay  face  upward  on  the  floor.  Then  I  dropped  on  one 
knee  beside  him,  unlaced  his  well-worn  and  square- 
toed  shoes,  and  calmly  but  quietly  adjusted  them  to 
my  own  feet. 

Once  out  in  the  street  I  quickened  my  steps  and 
rounded  the  first  corner.  Then  I  hurried  on,  turning 
still  another,  and  still  another,  making  doubly  sure  I 
was  leaving  no  chance  to  be  trailed.  Then  I  swung 
aboard  a  cross-town  car,  alighting  again  at  a  corner 


198     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

flashing  with  the  vulgar  brilliance  of  an  all-night  drug 
store. 

I  went  straight  to  the  telephone  booth  of  that  drug 
store,  and  there  I  promptly  called  up  police  headquar- 
ters. I  felt,  as  I  asked  for  Lieutenant  Belton,  a  person 
of  some  importance.  Then  I  waited  while  the  precious 
moments  flew  by. 

Lieutenant  Belton,  I  was  finally  informed,  was  at 
his  room  in  the  Hotel  York,  on  Seventh  Avenue.  So 
I  rang  up  the  Hotel  York,  only  to  be  informed  that  the 
lieutenant  was  not  in. 

I  slammed  the  receiver  down  on  its  hook  and  ended 
that  foolish  colloquy.  I  first  thought  of  Patrolman 
McCooey.  Then  I  thought  of  Doyle,  and  then  of 
Creegan,  my  old  detective  friend.  Then  with  a  jaw- 
grip  of  determination  I  caught  that  receiver  up  again, 
ordered  a  taxicab,  paid  for  my  calls,  consulted  my 
watch,  and  paced  up  and  down  like  a  caged  hyena, 
waiting  for  my  cab. 

Another  precious  ten  minutes  slipped  away  before 
I  got  to  Creegan's  door  in  Forty-third  Street.  Then  I 
punched  the  bell-button  above  the  mail-box,  and  stood 
there  with  my  finger  on  it  for  exactly  a  minute  and  a 
half. 

I  suddenly  remembered  that  the  clicking  door 
latch  beside  me  implied  that  my  entrance  was  being 
automatically  solicited.  I  stepped  into  the  dimly  light- 
ed hall  and  made  my  way  determinedly  up  the  narrow 
carpeted  stairs,  knowing  I  would  get  face  to  face  with 
Creegan  if  I  had  to  crawl  through  a  fanlight  and  pound 
in  his  bedroom  door. 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  199 

But  it  was  Creegan  himself  who  confronted  me  as 
I  swung  about  the  banister  turn  of  that  shadowy  sec- 
ond landing. 

"You  wake  those  kids  up,"  he  solemnly  informed 
me,  "and  I'll  kill  you!" 

"Creegan,"  I  cried,  and  it  seemed  foolish  that  I 
should  have  to  inveigle  and  coax  him  into  a  crusade 
which  meant  infinitely  more  to  him  than  to  me,  "I'm 
going  to  make  you  famous !" 

"How  soon?"  he  diffidently  inquired. 

"Inside  of  two  hours'  time,"  was  my  answer. 

"Don't  wake  those  kids!"  he  commanded,  looking 
back  over  his  shoulder. 

I  caught  him  by  the  sleeve,  and  held  him  there,  for 
some  vague  premonition  of  a  sudden  withdrawal  and 
a  bolted  door  made  me  desperate.  And  time,  I  knew, 
Was  getting  short. 

"For  heaven's  sake,  listen  to  me,"  I  said  as  I  held 
him.  And  as  he  stood  there  under  the  singing  gas-jet, 
with  his  hurriedly  lit  and  skeptically  tilted  stogie 
in  one  corner  of  his  mouth,  I  told  him  in  as  few  words 
as  I  could  what  had  happened  that  night. 

"Come  in  while  I  get  me  boots  on,"  he  quietly  re- 
marked, leading  me  into  an  unlighted  hallway  and  from 
that  into  a  bedroom  about  the  size  of  a  ship's  cabin. 
"And  speak  low,"  he  said,  with  a  nod  toward  the  rear 
end  of  the  hall.  Then  as  he  sat  on  the  edge  of  the  bed 
pulling  on  his  shoes  he  made  me  recount  everything 
for  the  second  time,  stopping  me  with  an  occasional 
question,  fixing  me  occasionally  with  a  cogitative  eye. 

"But  we  haven't  a  minute  to  lose,"  I  warned  him, 


200     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

for  the  second  time,  as  he  slipped  away  into  a  remoter 
cubby-hole  of  a  room  to  see,  as  he  put  it,  "if  the  kidi 
were  keeping  covered." 

He  rejoined  me  at  the  stairhead,  with  the  softest 
of  Irish  smiles  still  on  his  face.  By  the  time  we  had 
reached  the  street  and  stepped  into  the  waiting  taxi, 
that  smile  had  disappeared.  He  merely  smoked 
another  stogie  as  we  made  our  way  toward  the  end 
of  Twenty-eighth  Street. 

At  Tenth  Avenue,  he  suddenly  decided  it  was  better 
for  us  to  go  on  foot.  So  he  threw  away  his  stogie  end, 
a  little  ruefully,  and  led  me  down  a  street  as  narrow 
and  empty  as  a  river  bed.  He  led  me  into  a  part  of 
New  York  that  I  had  never  before  known.  It  was 
a  district  of  bald  brick  walls,  of  rough  flag  and  cobble- 
stone underfoot,  of  lonely  street  lamps,  of  shipping 
platforms  and  unbroken  warehouse  sides,  of  storage 
yards  and  milk  depots,  with  railway  tracks  bisecting 
streets  as  empty  as  though  they  were  the  streets  of  a 
dead  city.  No  one  appeared  before  us.  Nothing  gave 
signs  of  being  alive  in  that  area  of  desolate  ugliness 
which  seemed  like  the  back  yard  of  all  the  world  con- 
centrated in  a  few  huddled  squares. 

We  were  almost  on  West  Street  itself  before  I  was 
conscious  of  the  periodic  sound  of  boat  whistles  com- 
plaining through  the  night.  The  air,  I  noticed,  took 
on  a  fresher  and  cleaner  smell.  Creegan,  without 
speaking,  drew  me  in  close  to  a  wall-end,  at  the  corner, 
and  together  we  stood  staring  out  toward  the  Hudson. 

Directly  in  front  of  us,  beyond  a  forest  of  barrels 
which  stippled  the  asphalt,  a  veritable  city  of  barrels 


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that  looked  like  the  stumpage  of  a  burned-over  Doug- 
las-pine woodland,  stood  the  facade  of  the  Panama 
Company's  pier  structure.  It  looked  substantial  and 
solemn  enough,  under  its  sober  sheeting  of  corru- 
gated iron.  And  two  equally  solemn  figures,  somber 
and  silent  in  their  dark  overcoats,  stood  impassively 
on  guard  before  its  closed  doors. 

"Come  on,"  Creegan  finally  whispered,  walking 
quickly  south  to  the  end  of  Twenty-seventh  Street. 
He  suddenly  stopped  and  caught  at  my  arm  to  arrest 
my  own  steps.  We  stood  there,  listening.  Out  of  the 
silence,  apparently  from  mid-river,  sounded  the  quick 
staccato  coughing  of  a  gasoline  motor.  It  sounded 
for  a  moment  or  two,  and  then  it  grew  silent. 

We  stood  there  without  moving.  Then  the  figure 
at  my  side  seemed  stung  into  sudden  madness.  With- 
out a  word  of  warning  or  explanation,  my  companion 
clucked  down  and  went  dodging  in  and  out  between 
the  huddled  clumps  of  barrels,  threading  a  circuitous 
path  toward  the  slip  edge.  I  saw  him  drop  down  on 
all  fours  and  peer  over  the  string-piece.  Then  I  saw 
him  draw  back,  rise  to  his  feet,  and  run  northward 
toward  the  pier  door  where  the  two  watchmen  stood. 

What  he  said  to  those  watchmen  I  had  no  means  of 
knowing.  One  of  them,  however,  swung  about  and 
tattooed  on  the  door  with  a  night-stick  before  Creegan 
could  catch  at  his  arm  and  stop  him.  Before  I  could 
join  them,  some  one  from  within  had  thrown  open  the 
door.  I  saw  Creegan  and  the  first  man  dive  into  the 
chill-aired,  high-vaulted  building,  with  its  exotic  odors 
of  spice  and  coffee  and  mysterious  tropical  bales.     I 


202     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

heard  somebody  call  out  to  turn  on  the  lights,  and 
then  Creegan's  disgustedly  warning  voice  call  back  for 
him  to  shut  up.  Then  somewhere  in  the  gloom  inside 
a  further  colloquy  took  place,  a  tangle  of  voices,  a  call 
for  quietness,  followed  by  a  sibilant  hiss  of  caution. 

Creegan  appeared  in  the  doorway  again.  I  could 
see  that  he  was  motioning  for  me. 

"Come  on,"  he  whispered.  And  I  tiptoed  in  after 
him,  under  that  echoing  vaulted  roof  where  the  outline 
of  a  wheeled  gangway  looked  oddly  like  the  skeleton 
of  some  great  dinosaur,  and  the  pungent  spicy  odors 
took  me  at  one  breath  two  thousand  miles  southward 
into  the  Tropics. 

"Take  off  those  shoes,"  quietly  commanded  Creegan. 
And  I  dropped  beside  him  on  the  bare  pier  planks  and 
slipped  my  feet  out  of  Shimmey's  ungainly  toed  shoes. 

A  man  moved  aside  from  a  door  as  we  stepped 
silently  up  to  it.  Creegan  turned  to  whisper  a  word 
or  two  in  his  ear.  Then  he  opened  the  door  and  led 
me  by  the  sleeve  into  the  utter  darkness  within,  clos- 
ing and  locking  the  door  after  him. 

I  was  startled  by  the  sudden  contact  of  Creegan's 
groping  fingers.  I  realized  that  he  was  thrusting  a 
short  cylindrical  object  up  against  my  body. 

"Take  this,"  he  whispered. 

"What  is  it?"  I  demanded  in  an  answering  whisper. 

"It's  a  flashlight.  Press  here — see!  And  throw  it 
on  when  I  say  so!" 

I  took  the  flashlight,  pressed  as  he  told  me,  and  saw 
a  feeble  glow  of  light  from  its  glass-globed  end.  About 
this  end  he  had  swathed  a  cotton  pocket  handkerchief 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  203 

More  actual  illumination  would  have  come  from  a 
tallow  candle.  But  it  seemed  sufficient  for  Creegan's 
purpose.  I  could  see  him  peer  about,  step  across  to  a 
pile  of  stout  wooden  boxes,  count  them,  test^one  as  to 
its  weight,  squint  once  more  searchingly  about  the 
room,  and  then  drop  full  length  on  the  plank  flooring 
and  press  his  ear  to  the  wood. 

He  writhed  and  crawled  about  there,  from  one  quar- 
ter of  the  room  to  another,  every  minute  or  so  pressing 
an  ear  against  the  boards  under  him,  for  all  the  world 
like  a  physician  sounding  a  patient's  lungs.  He  kept 
returning,  I  noticed,  to  one  area  in  the  center  of  the 
room,  not  more  than  a  yard  away  from  the  pile  of 
wooden  boxes.  Then  he  leaned  forward  on  his  knees, 
his  hands  supporting  his  body  in  a  grotesque  bear-like 
posture.  He  continued  to  kneel  there,  intently  watch- 
ing the  oak  plank  directly  in  front  of  him. 

I  saw  one  hand  suddenly  move  forward  and  feel 
along  an  inch  or  two  of  this  plank,  come  to  a  stop,  and 
then  suddenly  raise  and  wave  in  the  air.  I  did  not 
realize,  at  that  moment,  that  the  signal  was  for  me. 

"Put  her  out,"  he  whispered.  And  as  I  lifted  my 
thumb  from  the  contact  point  the  room  was  again 
plunged  into  utter  darkness.  Yet  through  that  dark- 
ness I  could  hear  a  distinct  sound,  a  minute  yet  un- 
mistakable noise  of  splintering  wood,  followed  by  an 
even  louder  sound,  as  though  an  auger  were  being 
withdrawn  from  a  hole  in  the  planking  at  my  feet. 

Then  up  from  the  floor  on  which  Creegan  knelt 
a  thin  ray  of  light  flickered  and  wavered  and  disap- 
peared.   A  rumble  of  guarded  voices  crept  to  my  ears, 


204    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

and  again  I  could  detect  that  faint  yet  pregnant  gnaw- 
ing sound  as  the  busy  auger  once  more  ate  into  the 
oak  planking  on  which  we  stood. 

I  suddenly  felt  Creegan's  hand  grope  against  my 
knee.    He  rose  to  his  feet  beside  me. 

"It's  all  right,"  he  whispered,  with  a  calmness  which 
left  me  a  little  ashamed  of  my  own  excitement.  "You 
stay  here  until  I  come  back." 

I  stood  there  listening  to  the  slight  noise  of  the  door 
as  he  opened  it  and  closed  it  after  him.  I  stood  there 
as  I  once  more  heard  the  telltale  splintering  of  wood, 
indicating  that  the  auger  had  completed  its  second  hole 
through  the  planking.  Then  came  the  sound  of  its 
withdrawal,  and  again  the  wavering  pencil  of  light  as 
the  men  under  the  pier  examined  their  work  and 
adjusted  their  auger-end  for  its  next  perforation. 

A  new  anxiety  began  to  weigh  on  me.  I  began  to 
wonder  what  could  be  keeping  Creegan  so  long.  I 
grew  terrified  at  the  thought  that  he  might  be  too  late. 
Vague  contingencies  on  which  I  had  failed  to  reckon 
began  to  present  themselves  to  me.  I  realized  that 
those  three  desperate  men,  once  they  saw  I  was  again 
coming  between  them  and  their  ends,  would  be  satis- 
fied with  no  half  measure. 

Then  occurred  a  movement  which  nearly  brought 
a  cry  from  my  startled  lips.  A  hand,  reaching  slowly 
out  through  the  darkness,  came  in  contact  with  my 
knee,  and  clutched  it.  That  contact,  coming  as  it  did 
without  warning,  without  reason,  sent  a  horripilating 
chill  through  all  my  body.  The  wonder  was  that  I 
did  not  kick  out,  like  a  frightened  colt,  or  start  to  flail 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  205 

about  me  with  my  flashlight.  All  I  did,  however,  was 
to  twist  and  swing  away.  Yet  before  I  could  get  to 
my  feet,  the  hand  had  clutched  the  side  of  my  coat. 
And  as  those  clutching  fingers  held  there,  I  heard  a 
voice  whisper  out  of  the  darkness : 

"Here,  take  this,"  and  the  moment  I  heard  it  I  was 
able  to  breathe  again,  for  I  knew  it  was  Creegan. 
"You  may  need  it." 

He  was  holding  what  I  took  to  be  a  policeman's 
night-stick  up  in  front  of  me.  I  took  it  from  him, 
marveling  how  he  could  have  re-entered  that  room 
without  my  hearing  him. 

"There's  a  light-switch  against  the  wall  there,  they 
say,"  was  his  next  whispered  message  to  me.  "Find 
it.  Keep  back  there  and  throw  it  on  if  I  give  the 
word." 

I  felt  and  pawed  and  padded  about  the  wall  for 
an  uncertain  moment  or  two.  "Got  it?"  came  Cree- 
gan's  whispering  voice  across  the  darkness. 

"Yes,"  I  whispered  back. 

He  did  not  speak  again,  for  a  newer  sound  fell  on 
both  his  ears  and  mine.  It  was  a  sound  of  prodding 
and  prying,  as  though  the  men  below  were  jimmying 
at  their  loosened  square  of  planking. 

I  leaned  forward,  listening,  for  I  could  hear  the 
squeak  and  grate  of  the  shifting  timber  block.  I  did 
not  hear  it  actually  fall  away.  But  I  was  suddenly 
conscious  of  a  breath  of  cooler  air  in  the  room  where  I 
stood  and  the  persistent  ripple  of  water  against  pile- 
sides. 

Then  I  heard  a  treble  voice  say,  "A  little  higher.** 


2o6    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

The  speaker  seemed  so  close  that  I  felt  I  could  have 
stooped  down  and  touched  his  body.  I  knew,  even 
before  I  saw  the  spurt  of  flame  where  he  struck  a  match 
along  the  floor,  that  the  man  was  already  half-way 
up  through  the  hole.  I  could  see  the  dirt-covered, 
claw-like  hand  as  it  held  the  match,  nursing  the  tiny 
flame,  patiently  waiting  for  it  to  grow.  It  was  not 
until  this  hand  held  the  flaring  match  up  before  his 
very  face  that  Creegan  moved. 

That  movement  was  as  simple  as  it  was  unexpected. 
I  had  no  distinct  vision  of  it,  but  I  knew  what  it 
meant.  I  knew,  the  moment  I  heard  the  dull  and  sick- 
ening impact  of  seasoned  wood  against  a  human  skull- 
bone. 

There  was  just  one  blow.  But  it  was  so  well  placed 
that  a  second  seemed  unnecessary.  Then,  as  far  as 
I  could  judge,  Creegan  took  hold  of  the  stunned  man 
and  drew  him  bodily  up  through  the  hole  in  the  floor. 

A  moment  later  a  voice  was  saying,  "Here,  pull!" 
And  I  knew  that  the  second  man  was  on  his  way  up 
into  the  room. 

What  prevented  Creegan  from  repeating  his  ma- 
neuver with  the  night-stick  I  could  not  tell.  But  I 
knew  the  second  attack  was  not  the  clean-cut  job  of 
the  first,  for  even  as  Creegan  seized  the  body  half-way 
up  through  the  opening,  the  struggle  must  have  begun. 

The  consciousness  that  that  struggle  was  not  to  be 
promptly  decided,  that  a  third  factor  might  at  any 
moment  appear  in  the  fight,  stung  me  into  the  neces- 
sity of  some  sort  of  blind  action  on  my  own  part.  I 
remembered  the  first  man,  and  that  he  would  surely 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  207 

be  armed.  I  ran  out  toward  the  center  of  the  room, 
stumbled  over  the  boxes  of  gold,  and  fell  sprawling 
along  the  floor.  Without  so  much  as  getting  on  my 
feet  again  I  groped  about  until  I  found  the  prostrate 
body.  It  took  me  only  a  moment  to  feel  about  that 
limp  mass,  discover  the  revolver,  and  draw  it  from 
its  pocket.  I  was  still  on  my  knees  when  I  heard 
Creegan  call  out  through  the  darkness. 

'The  light!"  he  gasped.  "Turn  on  the  light!" 
I  swung  recklessly  about  at  the  note  of  alarm  in  his 
voice  and  tried  to  grope  my  way  toward  him.  Only 
some  last  extremity  could  have  wrung  that  call  from 
him.  It  was  only  too  plain  that  his  position  was  now 
a  perilous  one.  But  what  that  peril  was  I  could  not 
decipher. 

"Where  are  you?"  I  gasped,  feeling  that  wherever 
he  lay  he  needed  help,  that  the  quickest  service  I  could 
render  him  would  be  to  reach  his  side. 

"The  light,  you  fool !"  he  cried  out.  "The  light !" 
I  dodged  and  groped  back  to  the  wall  where  I  felt 
the  light-switch  to  be.  I  had  my  fingers  actually  on  the 
switch  when  an  arm  like  the  arm  of  a  derrick  itself 
swung  about  through  the  darkness,  and  at  one  stroke 
knocked  the  breath  out  of  my  body  and  flattened  me 
against  the  wall.  Before  I  could  recover  my  breath, 
a  second  movement  spun  me  half  around  and  lifted 
me  clear  off  my  feet.  By  this  time  the  great  arm  was 
close  about  me,  pinning  my  hands  down  to  my  side. 

Before  I  could  cry  out  or  make  an  effort  to  escape, 
the  great  hulk  holding  me  had  shifted  his  grip,  bringing 
me  about  directly  in  front  of  him  and  holding  me  there 


208     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

with  such  a  powerful  grasp  that  it  made  breathing  a 
thing  of  torture.  And  as  he  held  me  there,  he  reached 
out  and  turned  on  the  light  with  his  own  hand.  I 
knew,  even  before  I  actually  saw  him,  that  it  was  the 
third  man. 

I  also  knew,  even  before  that  light  came  on,  what 
his  purpose  was.  He  was  holding  me  there  as  a 
shield  in  front  of  him.  This  much  I  realized  even 
before  I  saw  the  revolver  with  which  he  was  menacing 
the  enemy  in  front  of  him.  What  held  my  blinking 
and  bewildered  eyes  was  the  fact  that  Creegan  him- 
self, on  the  far  side  of  the  room,  was  holding  the 
struggling  and  twisting  body  of  the  man  called  Red- 
ney  in  precisely  the  same  position. 

But  what  disheartened  me  was  the  discovery  that 
Creegan  held  nothing  but  a  night-stick  in  his  left  hand. 
All  the  strength  of  his  right  hand,  I  could  see,  was 
needed  to  hold  his  man.  And  his  revolver  was  still 
in  his  pocket. 

I  had  the  presence  of  mind  to  remember  my  own 
revolver.  And  my  predicament  made  me  desperate. 
That  gang  had  sown  their  dragon  teeth,  I  decided, 
and  now  they  could  reap  their  harvest. 

I  made  a  pretense  of  struggling  away  from  my  cap- 
tor's clutch,  but  all  the  while  I  was  working  one  elbow 
back,  farther  and  farther  back,  so  that  a  hand  could 
be  thrust  into  my  coat  pocket.  I  reached  the  pocket 
without  being  noticed.  My  fingers  closed  about  the 
butt  of  the  revolver.  And  still  my  purpose  had  not 
been  discovered. 

As  I  lifted  that  firearm  from  my  pocket  I  was  no 


THE  PANAMA  GOLD  CHESTS  209 

longer  a  reasoning  human  being.  At  the  same  time 
I  felt  this  red  flash  of  rage  through  my  body,  I  also 
felt  the  clutch  about  my  waist  relax.  The  big  man 
behind  me  was  ejaculating  a  single  word.  It  was 
"Creegan!" 

Why  that  one  shout  should  have  the  debilitating 
effect  on  Creegan  which  it  did,  I  had  no  means  of 
knowing.  But  I  saw  the  sweat-stained  and  blood- 
marked  face  of  my  colleague  suddenly  change.  His 
eyes  stared  stupidly,  his  jaw  fell,  and  he  stood  there, 
panting  and  open-mouthed,  as  though  the  last  drop  of 
courage  had  been  driven  out  of  his  body. 

I  felt  that  he  was  giving  up,  that  he  was  surrender- 
ing, even  before  I  saw  him  let  the  man  he  had  been 
holding  fall  away  from  him.  But  I  remembered  the 
revolver  in  my  hand  and  the  ignominies  I  had  suffered. 
And  again  I  felt  that  wave  of  something  stronger 
than  my  own  will,  and  I  knew  that  my  moment  had 
come. 

I  had  the  revolver  at  half -arm,  with  its  muzzle  in 
against  the  body  crushing  mine,  when  Creegan's  voice, 
sharp  and  short  as  a  bark,  arrested  that  impending 
finger-twitch. 

"Stop!"  he  cried,  and  the  horror  of  his  voice  puzzled 
me. 

"Why?"  I  demanded  in  a  new  and  terrible  calm. 
But  I  did  not  lower  my  revolver. 

"Stoo  that!"  he  shouted,  and  his  newer  note,  more 

A. 

of  anger  than  fear,  bewildered  me  a  bit. 
"Why?" 
But  Creegan,  as  he  caught  at  the  coat  collar  of  the 


210    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

man  called  Redney,  did  not  answer  my  repeated  ques- 
tion.    Instead,  he  stared  at  the  man  beside  me. 

"Well,  I'll  be  damned!"  he  finally  murmured. 

"What  t'  hell  are  you  doin'  here  ?"  cut  in  the  big  man 
as  he  pushed  my  revolver-end  away  and  dropped  his 
own  gun  into  his  pocket.  "I've  been  trailin'  these 
guys  for  five  weeks — and  I  want  to  know  why  you're 
queerin'  my  job!" 

Creegan,  who  had  been  feeling  his  front  teeth  be- 
tween an  investigatory  thumb  and  forefinger,  blinked 
up  at  the  big  man.     Then  he  turned  angrily  on  me. 

"Put  down  that  gun!"  he  howled.  He  took  a  deep 
breath.  Then  he  laughed,  mirthlessly,  disgustedly. 
"You  can't  shoot  him!" 

"Why  can't  I?" 

"He's  a  stool  pigeon !    A  singed  cat !" 

"And  what's  a  stool  pigeon?"  I  demanded.  "And 
what's  a  singed  cat?" 

Creegan  laughed  for  the  second  time  as  he  wiped 
his  mouth  with  the  back  of  his  hand. 

"He's  a  Headquarters  gink  who  stays  on  the  fence, 
and  tries  to  hunt  with  the  hounds  the  same  time  he's 
runnin'  with  the  hares — and  gener'ly  goes  round 
queerin'  an  honest  officer's  work.  And  I  guess  he's 
queered  ours.  So  about  the  only  thing  for  us  to  do, 
's  far  as  I  can  see,  is  for  us  to  crawl  off  home  and 
go  to  bed!" 


CHAPTER  VIII 

THE    DUMMY-CHUCKER 

IT  WAS  unquestionably  a  momentous  night,  that 
night  I  discharged  Latreille.  I  had  felt  the  thing 
coming,  for  weeks.  But  I  had  apparently  been  afraid 
to  face  it.  I  had  temporized  and  dallied  along,  dread- 
ing the  ordeal.  Twice  I  had  even  bowed  to  tacit  black- 
mail, suavely  disguised  as  mere  advances  of  salary. 
Almost  daily,  too,  I  had  been  subjected  to  vague  in- 
solences which  were  all  the  more  humiliating  because 
they  remained  inarticulate  and  incontestable.  And  I 
realized  that  the  thing  had  to  come  to  an  end. 

I  saw  that  end  when  Benson  reported  to  me  that 
Latreille  had  none  too  quietly  entertained  a  friend 
of  his  in  my  study,  during  my  absence.  I  could  have 
forgiven  the  loss  of  the  cigars,  and  the  disappearance 
of  the  cognac,  but  the  foot-marks  on  my  treasured  old 
San  Domingoan  mahogany  console-table  and  the  over- 
turning of  my  Ch'ien-lung  lapis  bottle  were  things 
which  could  not  be  overlooked. 

I  saw  red,  at  that,  and  promptly  and  unquaveringly 
sent  for  Latreille.  And  I  think  I  rather  surprised  that 
cool-eyed  scoundrel,  for  I  had  grown  to  know  life  a 
little  better,  of  late.  I  had  learned  to  stand  less  timor- 
ous before  its  darker  sides  and  its  rougher  seams.  I 
could  show  that  designing  chauffeur  I  was  no  longer 
in  his  power  by  showing  that  I  was  no  longer  afraid 
of  him.     And  this  latter  I  sought  to  demonstrate  by 

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212    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

promptly  and  calmly  and  unequivocally  announcing 
that  he  was  from  that  day  and  that  hour  discharged 
from  my  service. 

"You  can't  do  it!''  he  said,  staring  at  me  with  sur- 
prised yet  none  the  less  insolent  eyes. 

"I  have  done  it,"  I  explained.  "You're  discharged, 
now.  And  the  sooner  you  get  out  the  better  it  will 
suit  me." 

"And  you're  ready  to  take  that  risk  ?"  he  demanded, 
studying  me  from  under  his  lowered  brows. 

"Any  risks  I  care  to  assume  in  this  existence  of 
mine,"  I  coolly  informed  him,  "are  matters  which 
concern  me  alone.  Turn  your  keys  and  service-clothes 
and  things  in  to  Benson.  And  if  there's  one  item 
missing,  you'll  pay  for  it." 

"How?"  he  demanded,  with  a  sneer. 

"By  being  put  where  you  belong,"  I  told  him. 

"And  where's  that?" 

"Behind  bars." 

He  laughed  at  this.  But  he  stopped  short  as  he 
saw  me  go  out  to  the  door  and  fling  it  open.  Then 
he  turned  and  faced  me. 

"I'll  make  things  interesting  for  you!"  he  an- 
nounced, slowly  and  pregnantly,  and  with  an  ugly  for- 
ward-thrust of  his  ugly  pointed  chin. 

It  was  my  turn  to  laugh. 

"You  Jkwc  made  them  interesting,"  I  acknowledged. 
"But  now  they  are  getting  monotonous." 

"They  won't  stay  that  way,"  he  averred. 

I  met  his  eye,  without  a  wince.  I  could  feel  my 
fighting  blood  getting  hotter  and  hotter. 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  213 

"You  understand  English,  don't  you?"  I  told  him. 
"You  heard  me  say  get  out,  didn't  you?" 

He  stared  at  me,  with  that  black  scowl  of  his,  for 
a  full  half  minute.  Then  he  turned  on  his  heel  and 
stalked  out  of  the  room. 

I  wasn't  sorry  to  see  him  go,  but  I  knew,  as  he 
went,  that  he  was  carrying  away  with  him  something 
precious.  He  was  carrying  away  with  him  my  peace 
of  mind  for  that  whole  blessed  night. 

Sleep,  I  knew,  was  out  of  the  question.  It  would 
be  foolish  even  to  attempt  to  court  it.  I  felt  the 
familiar  neurasthenic  call  for  open  spaces,  the  neces- 
sity for  physical  freedom  and  fresh  air.  And  it  was 
that,  I  suppose,  which  took  me  wandering  off  toward 
the  water-front,  where  I  sat  on  a  string-piece  smoking 
my  seventh  cigarette  and  thinking  of  Creegan  and  his 
singed  cat  as  I  watched  the  light-spangled  Hudson. 

I  had  squatted  there  for  a  full  half-hour,  I  think, 
before  I  became  even  vaguely  conscious  of  the  other 
presence  so  near  me.  I  had  no  clear-cut  memory  of 
that  figure's  advent.  I  had  no  impression  of  its  move- 
ment about  my  immediate  neighborhood,  I  feel  sure, 
until  my  self-absorbed  meditations  were  broken  into 
by  the  discovery  that  the  stranger  on  the  same  wharf 
where  I  loitered  had  quietly  and  deliberately  risen 
to  an  erect  position.  It  startled  me  a  little,  in  fact,  to 
find  that  he  was  standing  at  one  end  of  the  same  string- 
piece  where  I  sat. 

Then  something  about  the  figure  brought  a  slow 
perplexity  into  my  mind,  as  I  lounged  there  inhaling 
the   musky  harbor-odors,   under   a   sky    that   seemed 


2i4     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Italian  in  its  serenity,  and  a  soft  and  silvery  moon 
that  made  the  shuttling  ferries  into  shadows  scaled 
with  Roman  gold.  This  perplexity  grew  into  be- 
wilderment, for  as  I  studied  the  lean  figure  with  its 
loose-fitting  paddock-coat  flapping  in  the  wharf-end 
breeze  I  was  reminded  of  something  disturbing,  of 
something  awesome.  The  gaunt  form  so  voluminously 
draped,  the  cadaverous  face  writh  the  startlingly  sunken 
cheeks,  the  touch  of  tragedy  in  the  entire  attitude, 
brought  sharply  and  suddenly  to  my  mind  the  thought 
of  a  shrouded  and  hollow-eyed  symbol  of  Death,  need- 
ing only  the  scythe  of  honored  tradition  to  translate 
it  into  the  finished  picture. 

He  stood  there  for  some  time,  without  moving, 
studying  the  wrater  that  ran  like  seamless  black  velvet 
under  the  wharf-end.  Then  he  slowly  took  off  his 
coat,  folded  it  and  placed  it  on  the  string-piece,  and 
on  top  of  this  again  placed  his  hat.  Then  he  laughed 
audibly.  I  looked  away,  dreading  that  some  spoken 
triviality  might  spoil  a  picture  so  appealingly  mys- 
terious. When  I  next  peered  up  at  him  he  seemed 
engaged  in  the  absurd  occupation  of  slowly  turning 
inside  out  the  quite  empty  pockets  of  his  clothing. 
Then  he  once  more  looked  down  at  the  black  water. 

Those  oily  velvet  eddies,  apparently,  were  too  much 
for  him.  I  saw  him  cover  his  face  with  his  hands 
and  sway  back  with  a  tragically  helpless  mutter  of 
"I  can't  do  it!"  And  both  the  gesture  and  the  words 
made  my  mind  go  back  to  the  man  from  Medicine 
Hat. 

A  thousand  crawling  little  tendrils  of  curiosity  over- 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  215 

ran  resentment  at  being  thus  disturbed  in  my  quest 
for  solitude.  I  continued  my  overt  watch  of  the  in- 
credibly thin  stranger  who  was  still  peering  down  at 
the  slip-water.  I  was  startled,  a  minute  or  two  later, 
to  hear  him  emit  a  throat-chuckle  that  was  as  defiant 
as  it  was  disagreeable.  Then  with  an  oddly  nervous 
gesture  of  repudiation  he  caught  up  his  hat  and  coat, 
turned  on  his  heel,  and  passed  like  a  shadow  down 
the  quietness  of  the  deserted  wharf. 

I  turned  and  followed  him.  The  tragedy  recorded 
on  that  pallid  face  was  above  all  pretense.  He  could 
never  be  taken  for  a  "dummy-chucker" ;  the  thing  was 
genuine.  Any  man  who  could  squeeze  life  so  dry  that 
he  thought  of  tossing  it  away  like  an  orange-skin  was 
worth  following.  He  seemed  a  contradiction  to  every- 
thing in  the  city  that  surrounded  us,  in  that  mad  city 
where  every  mortal  appeared  so  intent  on  living,  where 
the  forlornest  wrecks  clung  so  feverishly  to  life,  and 
where  life  itself,  on  that  murmurous  and  moonlit 
night,  seemed  so  full  of  whispered  promises. 

I  followed  him  back  to  the  city,  speculating,  as  idle 
minds  will,  on  who  and  what  he  was  and  by  what 
mischance  he  had  been  cast  into  this  lowest  pit  of 
indifferency.  More  things  than  his  mere  apparel  as- 
sured me  he  was  not  a  "crust-thrower."  I  kept  close 
at  his  heels  until  we  came  to  Broadway,  startling 
myself  with  the  sudden  wonder  if  he,  too,  were  a 
victim  of  those  relentless  hounds  of  wakefulness  that 
turn  night  into  a  never-ending  inquisition. 

Then  all  speculation  suddenly  ended,  for  I  saw  that 
he  had  come  to  a  stop  and  was  gazing  perplexedly  up 


216     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

and  down  the  light-strewn  channel  of  Broadway.  I 
noticed  his  eye  waver  on  a  passing  figure  or  two, 
whom  he  seemed  about  to  accost.  Then,  as  though 
from  that  passing  throng  he  beheld  something  kin- 
dred and  common  in  my  face,  he  touched  me  lightly 
on  the  arm. 

I  came  to  a  stop,  looking  him  full  in  the  face. 
There  seemed  almost  a  touch  of  the  supernatural  in 
that  encounter,  as  though  two  wondering  ghosts  stood 
gazing  at  each  other  on  the  loneliest  edges  of  a  No- 
man's  Land. 

He  did  not  speak,  as  I  was  afraid  he  might,  and 
send  a  mallet  of  banality  crashing  down  on  that  crystal 
of  wonderment.  He  merely  waved  one  thin  hand 
toward  the  facade  of  a  mirrored  and  pillared  cara- 
vansary wherein,  I  knew,  it  was  the  wont  of  the  home- 
less New  Yorker  to  purchase  a  three-hour  lease  on 
three  feet  of  damask  and  thereby  dream  he  was  prob- 
ing the  innermost  depths  of  life.  His  gesture,  I  saw, 
was  an  invitation.     It  was  also  a  challenge. 

And  both  the  invitation  and  the  challenge  I  ac- 
cepted, in  silence,  yet  by  a  gesture  which  could  not 
be  mistaken.  It  was  in  silence,  too,  that  I  followed 
him  in  through  the  wide  doorway  and  seated  myself 
opposite  him  at  one  of  the  rose-shaded  parallelo- 
grams of  white  linen  that  lay  about  us  in  lines  as  thick 
and  straight  as  tombstones  in  an  abbey-floor. 

I  did  not  look  at  him,  for  a  moment  or  two,  dread- 
ing as  I  did  the  approaching  return  to  actuality.  I 
let  my  gaze  wander  about  the  riotous-colored  room 
into  which  the  flood-tide  of  the  after-theater  crowds 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  217 

was  now  eddying.  It  held  nothing  either  new  or 
appealing  to  me.  It  was  not  the  first  time  I  had 
witnessed  the  stars  of  stageland  sitting  in  perigean 
torpor  through  their  seven-coursed  suppers,  just  as  it 
was  not  the  first  time  I  had  meekly  endured  the  assault- 
ing vulgarities  of  onyx  pillars  and  pornographic  art 
for  the  sake  of  what  I  had  found  to  be  the  most  match- 
less cooking  in  America. 

It  seemed  an  equally  old  story  to  my  new  friend 
across  the  table,  for  as  I  turned  away  from  the  sur- 
rounding flurry  of  bare  shoulders,  as  white  and  soft 
as  a  flurry  of  gull-wings,  I  saw  that  he  had  already 
ordered  a  meal  that  was  as  mysteriously  sumptuous 
as  it  was  startlingly  expensive.  He,  too,  was  appar- 
ently no  stranger  to  Lobster  Square. 

I  still  saw  no  necessity  for  breaking  the  silence, 
although  he  had  begun  to  drink  his  wine  with  a  febrile 
recklessness  rather  amazing  to  me.  Yet  I  felt  that 
with  each  breath  of  time  the  bubble  of  mystery  was 
growing  bigger  and  bigger.  The  whole  thing  was 
something  more  than  the  dare-devil  adventure  of  a 
man  at  the  end  of  his  tether.  It  was  more  than  the 
extravagance  of  sheer  hopelessness.  It  was  something 
which  made  me  turn  for  the  second  time  and  study 
his  face. 

It  was  a  remarkable  enough  face,  remarkable  for  its 
thinness,  for  its  none  too  appealing  pallor,  and  for  a 
certain  tragic  furtiveness  which  showed  its  owner  to 
be  not  altogether  at  peace  with  his  own  soul.  About 
his  figure  I  had  already  detected  a  certain  note  of  dis- 
tinction, of  nervous  briskness,  which  at  once  lifted  him 


2i8     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

above  the  place  of  the  anemic  street-adventurer.  There 
was  something  almost  Heraclitean  in  the  thin-lipped 
and  satyric  mouth.  The  skin  on  the  sunken  cheeks 
seemed  as  tight  as  the  vellum  across  a  snare-drum. 
From  the  corner  of  his  eyes,  which  were  shadowed  by 
a  smooth  and  pallid  frontal-bone,  radiated  a  network 
of  minutely  small  wrinkles.  His  hands,  I  could  see, 
were  almost  femininely  white,  as  womanish  in  their 
fragility  as  they  were  disquieting  in  their  never-ending 
restless  movements.  In  actual  years,  I  concluded,  he 
might  have  been  anywhere  between  twenty-five  and 
thirty-five.  He  was  at  least  younger  than  I  first  thought 
him.  Then  I  looked  once  more  about  the  crowded  room, 
for  I  had  no  wish  to  make  my  inspection  seem  inquisi- 
torial. He,  too,  let  his  eyes  follow  mine  in  their  orbit 
of  exploration.     Then,   for  the  first  time,  he  spoke. 

"They'll  suffer  for  this  some  day!"  he  suddenly  de- 
clared, with  the  vehemence  of  a  Socialist  confronted 
by  the  voluptuosities  of  a  Gomorrah.  "They'll  suffer 
for  it!" 

"For  what  particular  reason?"  I  inquired,  follow- 
ing his  gaze  about  that  quite  unapprehensive  roomful 
of  decorous  revelers. 

"Because  one-half  of  them,"  he  avowed,  "are 
harpies,  and  the  other  half  are  thieves!" 

"Are  you  a  New  Yorker?"  I  mildly  asked  him.  I 
had  been  wondering  if,  under  the  circumstances,  even 
a  voluminous  paddock-coat  would  be  reckoned  as  ade- 
quate payment  for  a  repast  so  princely.  The  man  had 
already  proved  to  me  that  his  pockets  were  empty. 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  219 

"No,  I'm  not,"  he  retorted.  "I'm  from  God's 
country." 

That  doubtlessly  irreproachable  yet  vaguely  denomi- 
nated territory  left  me  so  much  in  doubt  that  I  had 
to  ask  for  the  second  time  the  place  of  his  origin. 

"I  come  from  Virginia,"  he  answered,  "and  if  I'd 
stayed  there  I  wouldn't  be  where  I  am  to-night." 

As  this  was  an  axiom  which  seemed  to  transcend 
criticism  I  merely  turned  back  to  him  and  asked :  "And 
where  are  you  to-night?" 

He  lifted  his  glass  and  emptied  it.  Then  he  leaned 
forward  across  the  table,  staring  me  in  the  eyes  as 
he  spoke.  "Do  you  know  the  town  of  Hanover,  down 
in  Virginia?" 

I  had  to  confess  that  I  did  not.  As  he  sat  looking 
at  me,  with  a  shadow  of  disappointment  on  his  lean 
face,  I  again  asked  him  to  particularize  his  present 
whereabouts. 

"I'm  on  the  last  inch  of  the  last  rope-end,"  was  his 
answer. 

"It  seems  to  have  its  ameliorating  condition,"  I  re- 
marked, glancing  about  the  table. 

He  emitted  a  sharp  cackle  of  a  laugh. 

"You'll  have  to  leave  me  before  I  order  the  liqueur. 
This,"  with  a  hand-sweep  about  the  cluster  of  dishes, 
"is  some  music  I'll  have  to  face  alone.  But  what's 
that,  when  you're  on  the  last  inch  of  the  last  rope- 
end?" 

"Your  position,"  I  ventured,  "sounds  almost  like  a 
desperate  one." 


220    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Desperate !"  he  echoed.  "It's  more  than  that.  It's 
hopeless!" 

"You  have  doubtless  been  visiting  Wall  Street  or 
possibly  buying  mining-stock?"  was  my  flippant  sug- 
gestion. His  manner  of  speech,  I  was  beginning  to  feel, 
was  not  markedly  southern. 

"No,"  he  cried  with  quick  solemnity.  "I've  been 
selling  it." 

"But  such  activities,  I  assumed,  were  far  removed 
from  the  avenues  of  remorse." 

He  stared  at  me,  absently,  for  a  moment  or  two. 
Then  he  moved  restlessly  in  his  chair. 

"Did  you  ever  hear  of  a  wire-tapper?"  he  demanded. 

"Quite  often,"  I  answered. 

"Did  you  ever  fall  for  one  of  their  yarns?  Did 
you  ever  walk  into  one  of  their  nice,  gold-plated  traps 
and  have  them  shake  you  down  for  everything  you 
owned — and  even  for  things  you  didn't  own?" 

Here  was  a  misfortune,  I  had  to  confess,  which  had 
not  yet  knocked  at  my  door. 

"I  came  up  to  this  town  with  thirty  thousand  dol- 
lars, and  not  quite  a  third  of  it  my  own.  Twenty  of 
it  was  for  a  marble  quarry  we  were  going  to  open  up 
on  the  Potomac.  They  sent  me  north  to  put  through 
the  deal.  It  was  new  to  me,  all  right.  I  wasn't  used 
to  a  town  where  they  have  to  chain  the  door-mats 
down  and  you  daren't  speak  to  your  neighbor  without 
a  police-permit.  And  when  a  prosperous-looking 
traveler  at  my  hotel  got  talking  about  horses  and  races 
and  the  string  that  Keene  sent  south  last  winter,  he 
struck  something  that  was  pretty  close  to  me,  for  that's 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  221 

what  we  go  in  for  down  home — horse-breeding  and 
stock-farming.  Then  he  told  me  how  the  assistant 
superintendent  of  the  Western  Union,  the  man  who 
managed  their  racing  department,  was  an  old  friend 
of  his.  He  also  allowed  this  friend  of  his  was  ready 
to  phone  him  some  early  track-returns,  for  what  he 
called  a  big  rakeoff.  He  even  took  me  down  to  the 
Western  Union  Building,  on  the  corner  of  Dey  and 
Broadway,  and  introduced  me  to  a  man  he  called 
the  assistant  superintendent.  We  met  him  in  one 
of  the  halls — he  was  in  his  shirt-sleeves,  and  looked 
like  a  pretty  busy  man.  He  was  to  hold  back  the  re- 
turns until  our  bets  could  be  laid.  He  explained  that 
he  himself  couldn't  figure  in  the  thing,  but  that  his 
sister-in-law  might  possibly  handle  the  returns  over 
her  own  private  wire." 

"That  sounds  very  familiar,"  I  sadly  commented. 

"He  seemed  to  lose  interest  when  he  found  I  had 
only  a  few  thousand  dollars  of  my  own.  He  said 
the  killing  would  be  a  quarter  of  a  million,  and  the 
risk  for  holding  up  the  company's  despatches  would 
be  too  great  for  him  to  bother  with  small  bets.  But 
he  said  he'd  try  out  the  plan  that  afternoon.  So  my 
traveler  friend  took  me  up  to  a  pool-room  with  racing- 
sheets  and  blackboards  and  half  a  dozen  telegraph 
keys  and  twice  as  many  telephones.  It  looked  like 
the  real  thing  to  me.  When  the  returns  started  to 
come  in  and  we  got  our  flash,  our  private  tip  from  the 
Western  Union  office,  I  tried  fifty  dollars  on  a  three- 
to-one  shot." 

"And  of  course  you  won,"  was  my  sympathetic  re- 


222     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

joinder,  as  I  sat  listening  to  the  old,  sad  tale.     "You 
always  do." 

"Then  I  met  the  woman  I  spoke  about,  the  woman 
who  called  herself  the  sister-in-law  of  the  racine-wire 

o 

manager." 

"And  what  was  she  like?"  I  inquired. 

"She  looked  a  good  deal  like  any  of  these  women 
around  here,"  he  said  with  an  eye-sweep  over  the 
flurry  of  gull-wing  backs  and  the  garden  of  finery 
that  surrounded  us.  "She  looked  good  enough  to  get 
my  thirty  thousand  and  put  me  down  and  out." 

At  which  he  laughed  his  mirthless  and  mummy-like 
laugh. 

"You  see,  I  had  sense  enough  to  get  cold  feet,  over- 
night. But  when  I  talked  it  over  with  her  next  day, 
and  I  saw  her  calling  up  a  few  of  her  Wall  Street 
friends,  I  kind  of  forgot  my  scruples.  She  got  me 
thinking  crooked  again.  And  that's  all.  That's  where 
the  story  ends." 

His  docility,  as  I  sat  thinking  of  that  odious  and 
flamboyant  type  of  she-harpy,  began  to  irritate  me. 

"But  why  should  it  end  here?"  I  demanded. 

"Because  I  put  twenty  thousand  dollars  of  other 
people's  money  into  a  phony  game,  and  lost  it." 

"Well,  what  of  it?" 

"Do  you  suppose  I  could  go  home  with  that  hang- 
ing over  me?" 

"Supposing  you  can't.  Is  that  any  reason  why  you 
should  lie  down  at  this  stage  of  the  game?" 

"But  I've  lost,"  he  averred.     "Everything's  gone!" 

"  'All  is  not  lost,'  "  I  quoted,  feeling  very  much  like 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  223 

Francis  the  First  after  the  Battle  of  Pavia,  "'till 
honor's  self  is  gone !'  " 

"But  even  that's  gone,"  was  his  listless  retort.  He 
looked  up,  almost  angrily,  at  my  movement  of  impa- 
tience. "Well,  what  would  you  do  about  it?"  he  chal- 
lenged. 

"I'd  get  that  money  back  or  I'd  get  that  gang  be- 
hind the  bars,"  was  the  answer  I  flung  out  at  him. 
"I'd  fight  them  to  a  finish." 

"But  there's  nothing  to  fight.  There's  nobody  to 
get  hold  of.  That  Western  Union  man  was  only  a 
capper,  a  come-on.  Their  poolroom's  one  of  those 
dirigible  kind  that  move  on  when  the  police  appear. 
Then  they'd  claim  I  was  as  bad  as  they  were,  trying 
to  trick  an  honest  bookmaker  out  of  his  money.  And 
besides,  there's  nothing  left  to  show  I  ever  handed 
them  over  anything." 

"Then  I'd  keep  at  it  until  I  found  something,"  I 
declared.     "How  about  the  woman?' 

"She'd  be  too  clever  to  get  caught.  And  I  don't 
suppose  she'd  know  me  from  a  piece  of  cheese." 

"Do  you  suppose  you  could  in  any  way  get  me  in 
touch  with  her?"  I  asked. 

"But  she's  got  police  protection.  I  tried  to  have  her 
arrested  myself.  The  officer  told  me  to  be  on  my  way, 
or  he'd  run  me  in." 

"Then  you  know  where  she  lives?"  I  quickly  in- 
quired. 

He  hesitated  for  a  moment,  as  though  my  question 
had  caught  him  unawares.  Then  he  mentioned  one  of 
the  smaller  apartment-hotels  of  upper  Broadway. 


224    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"And  what's  her  name?" 

Again  he  hesitated  before  answering. 

"Oh,  she's  got  a  dozen,  I  suppose.  The  only  one 
I  know  is  Brunelle,  Vinnie  Branelle.  That's  the  name 
she  answered  to  up  there.  But  look  here — you're  not 
going  to  try  to  see  her,  are  you?" 

"That  I  can't  tell  until  to-morrow." 

"I  don't  think  there'll  be  any  to-morrow,  for  me," 
he  rejoined,  as  his  earlier  listless  look  returned  to  his 
face.  He  even  peered  up  a  little  startled,  as  I  rose  to 
my  feet. 

"That's  nonsense,"  was  my  answer.  "We're  going 
to  meet  here  to-morrow  night  to  talk  things  over." 

"But  why?"  he  protested. 

"Because  it  strikes  me  you've  got  a  duty  to  perform, 
a  very  serious  duty.  And  if  I  can  be  of  any  service 
to  you  it  will  be  a  very  great  pleasure  to  me.  And  in 
the  meantime,  I  might  add  that  I  am  paying  for  this 
little  supper." 

There  is  no  activity  more  explosive  than  that  of 
the  chronic'idler.  Once  out  on  Broadway,  accordingly, 
I  did  not  let  the  grass  grow  under  my  feet.  Two 
minutes  at  the  telephone  and  ten  more  in  a  taxicab 
brought  me  in  touch  with  my  old  friend  Doyle  who 
was  "working"  a  mulatto  shooting  case  in  lower 
Seventh  Avenue  as  quietly  as  a  gardener  working  his 
cabbage-patch. 

"What  do  you  know  about  a  woman  named  Vinnie 
Brunelle?"  I  demanded. 

He  studied  the  pavement.  Then  he  shook  his  head. 
The  name  clearly  meant  nothing  to  him. 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  225 

"Give  me  something  more  to  work  on !" 

"She's  a  young-  woman  who  lives  by  her  wits.  She 
keeps  up  a  very  good  front,  and  now  and  then  does  a 
variety  of  the  wire-tapping  game." 

"I  wonder  if  that  wouldn't  be  the  Cassal  woman 
Andrus  used  as  a  come-on  for  his  Mexican  mine 
game?     But  she  claimed  Andrus  had  fooled  her." 

"And  what  else?"  I  inquired. 

Doyle  stood  silent,  wrapt  in  thought  for  a  moment 
or  two. 

"Oh,  that's  about  all.  I've  heard  she's  an  uncom- 
monly clever  woman,  about  the  cleverest  woman  in  the 
world.     But  what  are  you  after?" 

"I  want  her  record — all  of  it." 

"That  sort  of  woman  never  has  a  record.  That's 
what  cleverness  is,  my  boy,  maintaining  your  reputa- 
tion at  the  expense  of  your  character." 

"You've  given  birth  to  an  epigram,"  I  complained, 
"but  you  haven't  helped  me  out  of  my  dilemma." 
Whereupon  he  asked  me  for  a  card. 

"I'm  going  to  give  you  a  line  to  Sherman — Camera- 
Eye  Sherman  we  used  to  call  him  down  at  Head- 
quarters. He's  with  the  Bankers'  Association  now,  but 
he  was  with  our  Identification  Bureau  so  long  he  knows 
'em  all  like  his  own  family." 

And  on  the  bottom  of  my  card  I  saw  Doyle  write : 
"Please  tell  him  what  you  can  of  Vinnie  Brunelle." 

"Of  course  I  couldn't  see  him  to-night?" 

Doyle  looked  at  his  watch. 

"Yes,  you  can.  You'll  get  him  up  at  his  apart- 
ment on   Riverside.      And   I'll   give  you   odds  you'll 


226    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

find  the  old  night-owl  playing  bezique  with  his  sister- 
in-law  !" 

That,  in  fact,  was  precisely  what  I  found  the  man 
with  the  camera-eye  doing.  He  sat  there  dealing  out 
the  cards,  at  one  o'clock  in  the  morning,  with  a  face 
as  mild  and  bland  as  a  Venetian  cardinal  feeding  his 
pigeons. 

My  host  looked  at  the  card  in  his  fingers,  looked  at 
me,  and  then  looked  at  the  card  again. 

"She  got  you  in  trouble?"  was  his  laconic  query. 

"I  have  never  met  the  lady.  But  a  friend  of  mine 
has,  I'm  sorry  to  say.  And  I  want  to  do  what  I  can 
to  help  him  out." 

"How  much  did  he  lose?" 

"About  thirty  thousand  dollars,  he  claims." 

"What  was  the  game  ?" 

"It  appears  to  have  been  one  of  those  so-called  wire- 
tapping coups." 

"Funny  how  that  always  gets  'em!"  ruminated  that 
verger  of  long-immured  faces.  "Well,  here's  what  I 
know  about  Vinnie.  Seven  or  eight  years  ago  she  was 
an  artist's  model.  Then  a  sculptor  called  Delisle  took 
her  over  to  Paris — she  was  still  in  her  teens  then.  But 
she  was  too  brainy  to  stick  to  the  studio-rat  arrange- 
ment. She  soon  came  to  the  end  of  her  rope  there. 
Then  she  came  home — I've  an  idea  she  tried  the  stage 
and  couldn't  make  it  go.  Then  she  was  a  pearl-agent 
in  London.  Then  she  played  a  variation  of  the  'lost- 
heir'  game  in  what  was  called  the  Southam  case,  work- 
ing under  an  English  confidence-man  called  Adams. 
Then  she  got  disgusted  with  Adams  and  came  back  to 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  227 

America.  She  had  to  take  what  she  could  get,  and  for 
a  few  weeks  was  a  capper  for  a  high-grade  woman's 
bucket-shop.  When  Headquarters  closed  up  the  shop 
she  went  south  and  was  in  some  way  involved  in  the 
Parra  uprising  in  the  eastern  end  of  Cuba." 

My  apathetic  chronicler  paused  for  a  moment  or  two, 
studying  his  lacerated  cigar-end. 

"Then  she  married  a  Haytian  half-cast  Jew  in  the 
Brazilian  coffee  business  who'd  bought  a  Spanish  title. 
Then  she  threw  the  title  and  the  coffee-man  over  and 
came  back  to  Washington,  where  she  worked  the  ropes 
as  a  lobbyist  for  a  winter  or  two.  Then  she  took  to 
going  to  Europe  every  month  or  so.  I  won't  say 
she  was  a  steamship  gambler.  I  don't  think  she  was. 
But  she  made  friends — and  she  could  play  a  game  of 
bridge  that'd  bring  your  back  hair  up  on  end.  Then 
she  worked  with  a  mining  share  manipulator  named 
Andrus.  She  was  wise  enough  to  slip  from  under 
before  he  was  sent  up  the  river.  And  since  then 
they  tell  me,  she's  been  doing  a  more  or  less  respectable 
game  or  two  with  Coke  Whelan,  the  wire-tapper.  And 
that,  I  guess,  is  about  all." 

"Has  she  ever  been  arrested  that  you  know  of? 
Would  they  have  her  picture,  for  instance,  down  at 
Headquarters  ?" 

The  man  who  had  grown  old  in  the  study  of  crime 
smiled  a  little. 

"You  can't  arrest  a  woman  until  you  get  evidence 
against  her." 

"Yet  you're  positive  she  was  involved  in  a  number 
of  crooked  enterprises?" 


228     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"I  never  called  her  a  crook,"  protested  my  host, 
with  an  impersonality  that  suddenly  became  as  Olym- 
pian as  it  was  exasperating.  "No  one  ever  proved  to 
me  she  was  a  crook." 

"Well,  I'm  going  to  prove  it.  And  I  rather  imagine 
I'm  going  to  have  her  arrested.  Why,"  I  demanded, 
nettled  by  his  satiric  smile,  "you  don't  mean  to  say 
that  a  woman  like  that's  immune?" 

"No,  I  wouldn't  say  she  was  immune,  exactly.  On 
the  other  hand,  I  guess  she's  helped  our  people  in  a 
case  or  two,  when  it  paid  her." 

"You  mean  she's  really  an  informer,  what  they  call 
a  welcher?" 

"By  no  means.  She's  just  clever,  that's  all.  The 
only  time  she  ever  turned  on  her  own  people  was  when 
they  threw  her  down,  threw  her  flat.  Then  she  did  a 
bit  of  secret  service  work  for  Wilkie's  office  in  Wash- 
ington that  gave  her  more  pull  than  all  your  Tam- 
many 'politics'  east  of  Broadway." 

"Am  I  to  understand  that  what  you  call  politics  and 
pull,  then,  will  let  a  woman  rob  a  man  of  thirty  thou- 
sand dollars  and  go  scot  free?" 

"My  dear  fellow,  that  type  of  woman  never  robs  a 
man.  She  doesn't  need  to.  They  just  blink  and  hand 
it  over.  Then  they  think  of  home  and  mother,  about 
ten  hours  after." 

"But  that  doesn't  sound  quite  reasonable,"  I  con- 
tended. 

The  older  man  looked  solemnly  at  his  cigar-end  be- 
fore asking  his  next  question. 

"Have  you  seen  her  yet?" 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  229 

"No,  I  haven't,"  I  replied  as  I  rose  to  go.  "But 
I  intend  to." 

He  moved  his  heavy  shoulder  in  a  quick  half-circular 
forward  thrust.  It  might  have  meant  anything.  But 
I  did  not  linger  to  find  out.  I  was  too  impressed  with 
the  need  of  prompt  and  personal  action  on  my  part  to 
care  much  for  the  advice  of  outsiders. 

But  as  each  wakeful  hour  went  by  I  found  myself 
possessed  of  an  ever  widening  curiosity  to  see  this  odd 
and  interesting  woman  who,  as  Doyle  expressed  it, 
had  retained  reputation  at  the  expense  of  character. 

It  was  extremely  early  the  next  morning  that  I  pre- 
sented myself  at  Vinnie  Brunelle's  apartment-hotel.  I 
had  not  only  slept  badly ;  I  had  also  dreamed  of  myself 
as  a  flagellant  monk  sent  across  scorching  sands  to 
beg  a  barbaric  and  green-eyed  Thais  to  desist  from 
tapping  telegraph-wires  leading  into  the  camp  of  Alex- 
ander the  Great 

The  absurdity  of  that  opianic  nightmare  seemed  to 
project  itself  into  my  actual  movements  of  the  morn- 
ing. The  exacting  white  light  of  day  withered  the 
last  tendril  of  romance  from  my  quixotic  crusade.  It 
was  only  by  assuring  myself,  not  so  much  that  I  was 
espousing  the  cause  of  the  fallen,  but  that  I  was  about 
to  meet  a  type  of  woman  quite  new  to  my  experience, 
that  I  was  able  to  face  Miss  Brunelle's  unbetrayingly 
sober  door. 

This  door  was  duly  answered  by  a  maid,  by  a  sur- 
prisingly decorous  maid  in  white  cap  and  apron.  I 
was  conscious  of  her  veiled  yet  inquisitorial  eye  rest- 
ing on  my  abashed  person  for  the  smallest  fraction  of 


230     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

a  second.  I  almost  suspected  that  in  that  eye  might 
be  detected  a  trace  of  something  strangely  like  con- 
tempt. But,  a  little  to  my  astonishment,  I  was  admitted 
quite  without  question. 

"Miss  Brunelle  is  just  back  from  her  morning  ride 
in  the  park,"  this  maid  explained. 

I  entered  what  was  plainly  a  dining-room,  a  small  but 
well-lighted  chamber.  Striped  awnings  still  kept  the 
tempered  autumn  sun  from  the  opened  windows,  where 
a  double  row  of  scarlet  geranium-tops  stood  nodding 
in  the  breeze.  At  one  end  of  the  table  in  the  center 
of  the  room  sat  a  woman,  eating  her  breakfast. 

She  was  younger  looking,  much  younger  looking, 
than  I  had  thought  she  would  be.  Had  she  not  sat 
there  already  inundated  by  the  corroding  acids  of  an 
earlier  prejudice,  I  would  even  have  admitted  that  she 
was  an  extremely  beautiful  woman. 

She  was  in  a  rose-colored  dressing-gown  which 
showed  a  satin-like  smoothness  of  skin  at  the  throat 
and  arms.  Her  eyes,  I  could  see,  were  something 
between  a  hazel  and  a  green,  set  wide  apart  under  a 
Pallas  Athena  brow,  that  might  have  been  called  se- 
rene, but  for  some  spirit  of  rebellion  vaguely  refracted 
from  the  lower  part  of  the  face.  The  vividness  of 
her  color,  which  even  the  flaming  sweep  of  her  gown 
could  not  altogether  discount,  made  me  think  of  ma- 
terial buoyancies,  of  living  flesh  and  blood  and  a  body 
freshly  bathed. 

Her  gaze  was  direct,  disconcertingly  direct.  It  even 
made  me  question  whether  or  not  she  was  reading 
my  thought  as  I  noted  that  her  hands  were  large  and 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  231 

white,  that  her  mouth,  for  all  its  brooding  discontent, 
was  not  without  humor,  and,  strangely  enough,  that 
her  fingers,  ears,  and  throat  were  without  a  touch 
of  that  jewelry  which  I  had  thought  peculiar  to  her 
kind 

That  she  possessed  some  vague  yet  menacing  gift 
of  intimacy  I  could  only  too  plainly  feel,  not  so  much 
from  the  undisturbed  ease  of  her  pose  and  the  negli- 
gently open  throat  and  arms  as  from  the  direct  gaze 
of  those  searching  and  limpid  eyes,  which  proclaimed 
that  few  of  the  poppied  illusions  of  life  could  flower 
in  their  neighborhood.  This  discomforting  sense  of 
mental  clarity,  in  fact,  forced  me  into  the  conscious- 
ness not  so  much  of  being  in  the  presence  of  a  soft 
and  luxurious  body  as  of  standing  face  to  face  with 
a  spirit  that  in  its  incongruous  way  was  as  austere 
as  it  was  alert. 

"You  wish  to  see  me?"  she  said,  over  her  coffee- 
cup.  My  second  glance  showed  me  that  she  was 
eating  a  breakfast  of  iced  grape-fruit  and  chops  and 
scrambled  eggs  and  buttered  toast. 

"Very  much,"  I  answered. 

"About  what?"  she  inquired,  breaking  a  square  of 
toast. 

"About  the  unfortunate  position  of  a  young  gentle- 
man who  has  just  parted  company  with  thirty  thousand 
dollars  r 

She  bent  her  head,  with  its  loose  and  heavy  coils 
of  dark  hair,  and  glanced  at  my  card  before  she 
spoke  again. 

"And  what  could  I  possibly  do  for  him?" 


232     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

There  was  something  neither  soothing  nor  encourag- 
ing in  her  unruffled  calmness.  But  I  did  not  intend 
to  be  disarmed  by  any  theatrical  parade  of  tranquillity. 

"You  might,"  I  suggested,  "return  the  thirty  thou- 
sand." 

There  was  more  languor  than  active  challenge  in 
her  glance  as  she  turned  and  looked  at  me. 

"And  I  don't  think  I  even  know  who  you  are,"  she 
murmured. 

"But  I  happen  to  know  just  who  you  are,"  was  my 
prompt  and  none  too  gentle  rejoinder. 

She  pushed  back  her  hair — it  seemed  very  thick 
and  heavy — and  laughed  a  little. 

"Who  am  I?"  she  asked,  licking  the  toast-crumbs 
from  her  white  finger-tips. 

"I'll  tell  you  who  you  are,"  I  retorted  with  some 
heat.  "You're  a  figure-model  that  a  sculptor  named 
Delisle  took  to  Paris.  You're  the  old  running-mate 
of  Adams  in  the  Southam  heir  case.  You're  the  wife 
of  a  Haytian  half-caste  Jew  with  a  Spanish  title. 
You're  the  woman  who  worked  with  Andrus,  the  wild- 
cat mine-swindler  who  is  now  doing  time  in  Sing  Sing. 
And  just  at  present  you're  the  accomplice  of  a  gang 
headed  by  a  certain  Coke  Whelan,  a  wire-tapper  well 
known  to  the  police." 

Her  face  showed  no  anger  and  no  resentment  as  I 
unburdened  myself  of  this  unsavory  pedigree.  Her 
studious  eyes,  in  fact,  became  almost  contemplative. 

"And  supposing  that's  all  true?"  she  finally  asked. 
"What  of  it?" 

She  sat  and  looked  at  me,  as  cool  as  a  cucumber. 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  233 

I  could  no  longer  deny  that  as  a  type  she  interested 
me.  Her  untamed  audacities  were  something  new  to 
my  experience.  She  seemed  still  in  the  feral  state. 
Her  mere  presence,  as  she  sat  there  in  the  lucid  morn- 
ing light,  exerted  over  me  that  same  spell  which  keeps 
children  rooted  before  a  circus-animal's  cage. 

"What  of  it?"  she  quietly  repeated. 

"I'm  afraid  there's  nothing  of  it,"  I  admitted,  "ex- 
cept in  the  one  point  where  it  impinges  on  my  personal 
interests.  I  intend  to  get  that  thirty  thousand  dollars 
back." 

The  resolution  of  my  tone  seemed  only  to  amuse 
her. 

"But  why  come  to  me?"  she  asked,  turning  back 
to  her  breakfast.  "Supposing  I  really  was  a  cog  in 
some  such  machinery  as  you  speak  of,  how  much  would 
be  left  on  one  small  cog  when  so  many  wheels  had  to 
be  oiled  ?" 

"I  have  no  great  interest  in  your  gang  and  its 
methods.  All  I  know  is  a  tremendous  wrong's  been 
done,  and  I  want  to  see  it  righted." 

"From  what  motive?"  she  asked,  with  that  bar- 
baric immediacy  of  approach  peculiar  to  her. 

"From  the  most  disinterested  of  motives — I  mean 
from  the  standpoint  of  that  rather  uncommon  thing 
known  as  common  honesty." 

She  looked  at  me,  long  and  intently,  before  she  spoke 
again.  I  had  the  feeling  of  being  taken  up  and  turned 
over  and  inspected  through  a  lense  of  implacable  clarity. 

"Do  you  know  this  young  man  who  lost  his  money 
on  what  he  took  for  a  fixed  race?" 


234     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"I  have  met  him,"  I  answered,  a  little  discomfited 
at  the  recollection  of  how  tenuous  that  acquaintance- 
ship was. 

"And  have  you  known  him  long?" 

I  was  compelled  to  confess  to  the  contrary. 

"And  you  understand  the  case,  through  and 
through  ?" 

"I  think  I  do,"  was  my  curt  retort. 

She  turned  on  me  quickly,  as  though  about  to  break 
into  an  answering  flash  of  anger.  But  on  second 
thoughts  she  remained  silent. 

"If  life  were  only  as  simple  as  you  sentimental  char- 
ity-workers try  to  make  it!"  she  complained,  studying 
me  with  a  pitying  look  which  I  began  most  keenly  to 
resent.  She  swept  the  room  with  a  glance  of  contempt. 
"If  all  those  hay-tossers  who  come  to  this  town  and 
have  their  money  taken  away  from  them  were  only 
as  lamb-like  as  you  people  imagine  they  are !" 

"Is  this  an  effort  toward  the  justification  of  theft?" 
I  inquired.  For  the  first  time  I  saw  a  touch  of  deeper 
color  mark  her  cheek.  I  had  been  conscious  of  a  cer- 
tain duality  in  her  mental  equipment,  just  as  I  could 
detect  a  higher  and  lower  plane  in  her  manner  of 
speech. 

"Not  at  all,"  she  retorted.  "I'm  not  talking  of  theft. 
And  we  may  as  well  keep  to  cases.  I  don't  think  very 
much  is  ever  gained  by  being  impolite,  do  you  ?" 

I  was  compelled  to  agree  with  her,  though  I  could 
not  shake  off  the  feeling  that  she  had  in  some  dim  way 
scored  against  me.  And  this  was  the  woman  I  had 
once  feared  would  try  to  toy  with  my  coat-buttons. 


THE  DUMjMY-CHUCKER  235 

"I'm  afraid,"  she  went  on  with  her  grave  abstraction 
of  tone,  "that  you'll  find  me  very  matter-of-fact.  A 
woman  can't  see  as  much  of  the  world  as  I  have  and 
then — oh !  and  then  beat  it  back  to  the  Elsie  Books." 

I  resented  the  drop  to  the  lower  plane,  as  though  she 
had  concluded  the  upper  one  to  be  incomprehensible  to 
me. 

"Pardon  me,  madam ;  it's  not  my  windmills  I'm  try- 
ing to  be  true  to ;  it's  one  of  my  promises." 

"The  promise  was  a  very  foolish  one,"  she  mildly 
protested.  "Yet  for  all  that,"  she  added,  as  an  after- 
thought, "you're  intelligent.     And  I  like  intelligence." 

Still  again  her  deep  and  searching  eyes  rested  on  my 
face.  Her  next  words  seemed  more  a  soliloquy  than  a 
speech. 

"Yet  you  are  doing  this  just  to  be  true  to  your  wind- 
mills. You're  doing  it  out  of  nothing  more  than  blind 
and  quixotic  generosity." 

The  fact  that  my  allusion  had  not  been  lost  on  her 
pleased  me  a  little  more,  I  think,  than  did  her  stare 
of  perplexed  commiseration. 

"Isn't  is  odd,"  she  said,  "how  we  go  wrong  about 
things,  how  we  jump  at  conclusions  and  misjudge  peo- 
ple ?  You  think,  at  this  very  moment,  that  I'm  the  one 
who  sees  crooked,  that  I'm  the  one  who's  lost  my  per- 
spective on  things.  And  now  I'm  going  to  do  some- 
thing I  hadn't  the  remotest  intention  of  doing  when 
you  came  into  this  room." 

"And  what  is  that  ?" 

"I'm  going  to  show  you  how  wrong  you've  been, 
how  wrong  you  are." 


236     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"In  what?"  I  inquired  as  she  again  sat  in  silence 
before  me. 

"In  everything,"  she  finally  answered,  as  she  rose  to 
her  feet.  I  was  at  once  more  conscious  of  her  physical 
appeal,  of  her  inalienable  bodily  buoyancy,  as  I  saw 
her  standing  there  at  her  full  height.  The  deep  flow 
of  color  in  her  loosely  draped  gown  gave  her  an  almost 
pontifical  stateliness.  Instinctively  I  rose  as  she  did. 
And  I  could  see  by  her  eyes  that  the  courtesy  was 
neither  negligible  nor  distasteful  to  her.  She  was  about 
to  say  something;  then  she  stopped  and  looked  at  me 
for  a  hesitating  moment  or  two. 

One  would  have  thought,  from  the  solemnity  of  that 
stare,  that  she  faced  the  very  Rubicon  of  her  life.  But 
a  moment  later  she  laughed  aloud,  and  with  a  multi- 
tudinous rustling  of  skirts  crossed  the  room  and  opened 
an  inner  door. 

Through  this  door,  for  a  moment  or  two,  she  com- 
pletely left  my  sight.  Then  she  returned,  holding  a 
cabinet  photograph  in  her  hand. 

"Do  you  know  it?"  she  quietly  asked  as  she  passed 
it  over  to  me. 

It  took  but  a  glance  to  show  me  that  it  was  a  picture 
of  the  man  whose  cause  I  was  at  that  moment  espous- 
ing, the  man  I  had  followed  from  the  North  River 
pier-end  the  night  before.  A  second  glance  showed  me 
that  the  photograph  had  been  taken  in  London ;  it  bore 
the  stamped  inscription :  "Garet  Childs,  Regent's  Park, 
N.  W." 

The  woman's  sustained  attitude  of  anticipation,  of 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  237 

expectation  unfulfilled,  puzzled  me.    I  saw  nothing  re- 
markable about  the  picture  or  her  possession  of  it. 

"This,  I  believe,  is  the  man  you're  trying  to  save 
from  the  clutches  of  a  wire-tapper  named  Whelan, 
Coke  Whelan,  as  you  call  him?" 

I  acknowledged  that  it  was. 

"Now  look  at  the  signature  written  across  it,"  she 
prompted 

I  did  as  she  suggested.  Inscribed  there  I  read: 
"Sincerely  and  more,  Duncan  Cory  Whelan." 

"Have  I  now  made  the  situation  comparatively  clear 
to  you  ?"  she  asked,  watching  my  face  as  I  looked  from 
her  to  the  photograph  and  then  back  to  her  again. 

"I  must  confess,  I  don't  quite  grasp  it,"  I  admitted, 
thinking  at  the  moment  how  her  face  in  the  strong 
side-light  from  the  windows  had  taken  on  a  quite  acci- 
dental touch  of  pathos. 

"It's  simply  that  the  man  you  are  trying  to  save 
from  Coke  Whelan  is  Coke  Whelan  himself. " 

"That's  impossible !"  was  my  exclamation. 

"It's  not  impossible,"  she  said  a  little  wearily,  "be- 
cause the  whole  thing's  nothing  more  than  a  plant,  a 
frame-up.  And  you  may  as  well  know  it.  It  can't 
go  on.    The  whole  thing  was  a  plan  to  trap  you." 

"A  plan  to  trap  me  ?" 

"Yes,  a  carefully  worked-out  plan  to  gather  you  in. 
And  now,  you  see,  the  machinery  is  slipping  a  cog 
where  it  wasn't  expected  to !" 

I  stood  there  incredulous,  dazed,  trying  to  digest  the 
shock. 


238    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"You  mean  that  the  man  I  met  and  talked  to  last 
night  is  actually  an  accomplice  of  yours?" 

"Yes,"  she  answered,  "if  you  care  to  put  it  that 
way." 

"But  I  can't  believe  it.  I  won't  believe  it  until  you 
bring  him  here  and  prove  it." 

She  sank  into  her  chair,  with  a  half-listless  motion 
for  me  to  be  seated. 

"Do  you  know  why  he's  called  Coke  Whelan  ?"  she 
demanded. 

I  did  not. 

"That,  too,  you've  got  to  know.  It's  because  he's 
a  heroin  and  cocaine  fiend.  He's  killing  himself  with 
the  use  of  drugs.  He's  making  everything  impossible. 
It's  left  him  irresponsible,  as  dangerous  as  any  lunatic 
would  be  at  large." 

She  turned  and  looked  at  a  tiny  jeweled  watch. 

"He  will  be  here  himself  by  ten  o'clock.  And  if  he 
heard  me  saving  what  I  am  at  this  moment,  he  would 
kill  me  as  calmly  as  he'd  sit  at  a  cafe  table  and  lie  to 
you." 

"But  what's  the  good  of  those  lies  ?" 

"Don't  you  suppose  he  knew  you  were  Witter  Ker- 
foot,  that  among  other  things  you  owned  a  house,  and 
a  car,  that  you  were  worth  making  a  try  for  ?  Don't 
you  suppose  he  found  all  that  out  before  he  laid  his 
ropes  for  this  wire-tapping  story?  Can't  you  see  the 
part  J  was  to  play,  to  follow  his  lead  and  show  you 
how  we  could  never  bring  his  money  back,  but  that 
we  could  face  the  gang  with  their  own  fire.  I  was 
to  weaken  and  show  you  how  we  could  tap  the  tapper's 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  239 

own  wire,  choose  the  race  that  promised  the  best  odds, 
and  induce  you  to  plunge  against  the  house  on  what 
seemed  a  sure  thing?" 

I  sat  there  doing  my  best  to  Fletcherize  what  seemed 
a  remarkably  big  bite  of  information. 

"But  why  are  you  telling  me  all  this?"  I  still  par- 
ried, pushing  back  from  the  flattering  consciousness 
that  we  had  a  secret  in  common,  that  I  had  proved 
worthy  an  intimacy  denied  others. 

"Because  I've  just  decided  it's  the  easiest  way  Out." 

"For  whom?" 

"Forme!" 

"What  made  you  decide  that?" 

"I've  done  a  lot  of  thinking  since  you  came  into  this 
room.  And  for  a  long  time  I've  been  doing  a  lot  of 
thinking.  I  don't  do  things  Coke  Whelan's  way.  I 
took  pity  on  him,  once.  But  I'm  getting  tired  of  trying 
to  keep  him  up  when  he  insists  on  dropping  lower, 
lower  and  lower  every  day.  Don't  imagine,  because 
you've  got  certain  ideas  of  me  and  my  life,  that  I 
haven't  common  sense,  that  I  can't  see  what  this  other 
sort  of  thing  leads  to.  I've  seen  too  many  of  them,  and 
how  they  all  ended.  I  may  have  been  mixed  up  with 
some  strange  company  in  my  day,  but  I  want  you  to 
know  that  I've  kept  my  hands  clean!" 

She  had  risen  by  this  time  and  was  moving  rest- 
lessly about  the  room. 

"Do  you  suppose  I'd  ever  be  satisfied  to  be  one  of 
those  painted  Broadway  dolls  and  let  my  brain  dry  up 
like  a  lemon  on  a  pantry  shelf?  I  couldn't  if  I  wanted 
to.     I  couldn't,  although  I  can  see  how  easy  it  makes 


240     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

everything.  I  tell  you,  a  woman  with  a  reputation  like 
mine  has  got  to  pay,  and  keep  on  paying.  She's  got 
to  pay  twice  over  for  the  decencies  of  life.  She's  got 
to  pay  twice  over  for  protection.  Unless  you're  re- 
spectable you  can't  have  respectable  people  about  you. 
You've  got  to  watch  every  one  in  your  circle,  watch 
them  always,  like  a  hawk.  You've  got  to  watch  every 
step  you  take,  and  every  man  you  meet — and  sometimes 
you  get  tired  of  it  all." 

She  sat  down,  in  the  midst  of  her  febrile  torrent  of 
words,  and  looked  at  me  out  of  clouded  and  questioning 
eyes.  I  knew,  as  I  met  that  troubled  gaze,  so  touched 
with  weariness  and  rebellion,  that  she  was  speaking 
the  truth.  I  could  see  truth  written  on  her  face.  I 
tried  to  imagine  myself  in  her  place,  I  tried  to  see 
life  as  she  had  seen  it  during  those  past  years,  which 
no  charity  could  translate  into  anything  approaching 
the  beautiful.  And  much  as  I  might  have  wished  it, 
I  could  utter  no  emptiest  phrase  of  consolation.  Our 
worlds  seemed  too  hopelessly  wide  apart  for  any  com- 
mon view-point. 

"What  are  you  going  to  do  ?"  I  asked,  humiliated  by 
the  inadequacy  of  the  question  even  as  I  uttered  it. 

"I'm  going  to  get  away  from  it.  I'm  going  to  get 
away  where  I  can  breathe  in  peace.  Oh,  believe  me, 
I  can  be  irreproachable  without  even  an  effort.  I  want 
to  be.  I  prefer  it.  I've  found  how  much  easier  it 
makes  life.  It's  not  my  past  I've  been  afraid  of.  It's 
that  one  drug-soaked  maniac,  that  poor  helpless  thing 
who  knows  that  if  I  step  away  from  him  he  daren't 
round  a  street-corner  without  being  arrested." 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  241 

She  stopped  suddenly  and  the  color  ebbed  out  of  her 
face.  Then  I  saw  her  slowly  rise  to  her  feet  and  look 
undecidedly  about  the  four  corners  of  the  room.  Then 
she  turned  to  me.  Her  eyes  seemed  ridiculously  terri- 
fied. 

"He's  come!"  she  said,  in  little  more  than  a  whisper. 

"He's  here  now!" 

The  door  opened  before  I  could  speak.  But  even 
before  the  mummy- faced  man  I  had  left  at  the  cafe 
table  the  night  before  could  stride  into  the  room,  the 
woman  in  front  of  me  sank  back  into  her  chair.  Over 
her  face  came  a  change,  a  veil,  a  quickly  coerced  and 
smiling-lipped  blankness  that  reminded  me  of  a  pas- 
toral stage-drop  shutting  out  some  grim  and  moving 
tragedy. 

The  change  in  the  bearing  and  attitude  of  the  in- 
truder was  equally  prompt  as  his  startled  eyes  fell 
on  me  calmly  seated  within  those  four  walls.  He  was 
not  as  quick  as  the  woman  in  catching  his  cue. 

I  could  plainly  detect  the  interrogative  look  he 
flashed  at  her,  the  look  which  demanded  as  plain  as 
words :     "What  is  this  man  doing  here  ?" 

"This,"  said  the  woman  at  the  table,  in  her  most 
dulcet  and  equable  tones,  "is  the  altruistic  gentleman 
who  objects  to  your  losing  thirty  thousand  dollars  in 
a  race  which  I  had  no  earthly  way  of  controlling." 

Here,  I  saw,  was  histrionism  without  a  flaw.  Her 
fellow-actor,  I  could  also  see,  was  taking  more  time 
to  adjust  himself  to  his  role.  He  was  less  finished  in 
his  assumption  of  accusatory  indignation.  But  he  did 
his  best  to  rise  to  the  occasion. 


242    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"I've  got  to  get  that  money  back,"  he  cried,  leveling 
a  shaking  finger  at  her.  "And  I'm  going  to  do  it  with- 
out dragging  my  friends  into  it !" 

She  walked  over  to  the  windows  and  closed  them 
before  she  spoke. 

"What's  the  use  of  going  over  all  that?"  she  con- 
tinued, and  I  had  the  impression  of  sitting  before  a 
row  of  foot-lights  and  watching  an  acted  drama.  "You 
took  your  risk  and  lost.  I  didn't  get  it.  It's  not  my 
fault.  You  know  as  well  as  I  do  that  McGowan  and 
Noyes  will  never  open  up  unless  you're  in  a  position 
to  make  them.  It's  a  case  of  dog  eat  dog,  of  fighting 
fire  with  fire.  And  I've  just  been  telling  it  all  to  your 
friend  Mr.  Kerfoot,  who  seems  to  think  he's  going  to 
have  some  one  arrested  if  we  don't  suddenly  do  the 
right  thing." 

"I  want  my  money !"  cried  the  man  named  Whelan. 
I  could  see,  even  as  he  delivered  his  lines,  that  his  mind 
was  floundering  and  groping  wildly  about  for  solid 
ground. 

"And  Mr.  Kerfoot,"  continued  the  tranquil-voiced 
woman  at  the  table,  "says  he  has  a  house  in  Gramercy 
Square  where  we  can  go  and  have  a  conference.  I've 
phoned  for  a  telegraph  operator  called  Downey  to  be 
there,  so  we  can  decide  on  a  plan  for  tapping  Mc- 
Gowan's  wire." 

"And  what  good  does  that  do  me?"  demanded  the 
mummy-faced  youth. 

"Why,  that  gives  Mr.  Kerfoot  his  chance  to  bet  as 
much  as  he  likes,  to  get  as  much  back  from  McGowan 
as  he  wants  to,  without  any  risk  of  losing." 


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THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  243 

"But  who  handles  the  money?"  demanded  the  wary 
Whelan. 

''That's  quite  immaterial.  You  can,  if  you're  his 
friend,  or  he  can  handle  it  himself.  The  important 
thing  is  to  get  your  plan  settled  and  your  wire  tapped. 
\nd  if  Mr.  Kerfoot  will  be  so  good  as  to  telephone  to 
his  butler  I'll  dress  and  be  ready  in  ten  minutes." 

She  leaned  forward  and  swung  an  equipoise  phone- 
bracket  round  to  my  elbow. 

But  I  did  not  lift  the  receiver  from  its  hook.  For 
at  that  moment  the  door  abruptly  opened.  The  maid 
in  the  white  cap  and  apron  stood  trembling  on  its 
threshold. 

"That's  a  lie!"  she  was  crying,  in  her  shrill  and 
sudden  abandon,  and  the  twin  badges  of  servitude 
made  doubly  incongruous  her  attitude  of  fierce  revolt. 
"It's  a  lie,  Tony!     She's  welched  on  you!" 

She  took  three  quick  steps  into  the  room. 

"She's  only  playing  you  against  this  guy.  I've  heard 
every  word  of  it.  She  never  phoned  for  an  operator. 
That's  a  lie.  She's  throwing  you  down,  for  good. 
She's  told  him  who  you  are  and  what  your  game  is!" 

I  looked  at  the  other  woman.  She  was  now  on  her 
feet. 

"Don't  let  her  fool  you  this  time,  Tony,"  was  the 
passionate  cry  from  the  quivering  breast  under  the  in- 
congruous white  apron-straps.  "Look  at  how  she's 
treated  you !  Look  at  your  picture  there,  that  she 
cinched  her  talk  with !  She  never  did  half  what  I  did 
for  you !  And  now  you're  letting  her  throw  you  flat ! 
You're  standing  there  and  letting — " 


244    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

The  woman  stopped,  and  put  her  hands  over  her 
ears.  For  she  saw,  even  as  I  did,  the  hollow-eyed, 
mummy-faced  youth  reach  a  shaking  hand  back  to  his 
hip. 

"You  liar !"  he  said,  as  his  hand  swung  up  with  the 
revolver  in  it.  "You  lying  welcher!"  he  cried,  in  a 
thin  and  throaty  voice  that  was  little  more  than  a 
cackle. 

He  took  one  step  toward  the  woman  in  the  rose- 
colored  dressing-gown.  She  was,  I  could  see,  much 
the  taller  of  the  two.  And  she  was  standing,  now, 
with  her  back  flat  against  the  wall.  She  made  no 
attempt  to  escape.  She  was  still  staring  at  him  out 
of  wide  and  bewildered  eyes  when  he  fired. 

I  saw  the  spit  of  the  plaster  and  the  little  shower 
of  mortar  that  rained  on  her  bare  shoulder  from  the 
bullet-hole  in  the  wall. 

Then  I  did  a  very  ordinary  and  commonplace  thing. 
I  stooped  quickly  forward  to  the  end  of  the  table  and 
caught  up  the  nickeled  coffee-pot  by  its  ebony  handle. 
The  lunatic  with  the  smoking  revolver  saw  my  sudden 
movement,  for  as  I  swung  the  metal  instrument  up- 
ward he  turned  on  me  and  fired  for  the  second  time. 

I  could  feel  the  sting  of  the  powder  smoke  on  my 
up-thrust  wrist.  I  knew  then  that  it  was  useless  to 
try  to  reach  him.  I  simply  brought  my  arm  forward 
and  let  the  metal  pot  fly  from  my  hand.  I  let  it  fly 
forward,  targeting  on  his  white  and  distorted  face. 

Where  or  how  it  struck  I  could  not  tell.  All  I 
knew  was  that  he  went  down  under  a  scattering  geyser 
of  black  coffee.     He  did  not  Are  again.     He  did  not 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER  245 

even  move.  But  as  he  fell  the  woman  in  the  cap  and 
apron  dropped  on  her  knees  beside  him.  She  knelt 
there  with  an  inarticulate  cry  like  that  of  an  animal 
over  its  fallen  mate,  a  ludicrous,  mouse-like  sound  that 
was  almost  a  squeak.  Then  she  suddenly  edged  about 
and  reached  out  for  the  fallen  revolver. 

I  saw  her  through  the  smoke,  but  she  had  the  gun 
in  her  hand  before  I  could  stop  her.  She  fought  over 
it  like  a  wildcat.  The  peril  of  that  combat  made  me 
desperate.  Her  arm  was  quite  thin,  and  not  overly 
strong.  I  first  twisted  it  so  the  gun-barrel  pointed  out- 
ward. The  pain,  as  I  continued  to  twist,  must  have 
been  intense.  But  I  knew  it  was  no  time  for  half- 
measures.  Just  how  intense  that  pain  was  came  home 
to  me  a  moment  later,  when  the  woman  fell  forward 
on  her  face,  in  a  dead  faint. 

The  other  woman  had  calmly  thrown  open  the  win- 
dows. She  watched  me,  almost  apathetically,  as  I  got 
to  my  feet  and  stooped  in  alarm  over  the  unconscious 
man  in  his  ridiculous  welter  of  black  coffee.  Then 
she  stepped  closer  to  me. 

"Have  you  killed  him?"  she  asked,  with  more  a 
touch  of  childlike  wonder  than  any  actual  fear. 

"No;  he's  only  stunned." 

"But  how?" 

"It  caught  him  here  on  the  forehead.  He'll  be 
around  in  a  minute  or  two." 

Once  more  I  could  hear  the  multitudinous  rustle  as 
she  crossed  the  room. 

"Put  him  here  on  my  bed,"  she  called  from  an  open 
door.     And  as  I  carried  him  in  and  dropped  him  in 


246    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

a  sodden  heap  on  the  white  coverlet,  I  saw  the  woman 
unsheathe  her  writhing  body  of  its  rose-colored  wrap- 
ping. From  that  flurry  of  warmth  her  twisting  body 
emerged  almost  sepulchrally  white.  Then  she  came 
to  a  pause,  bare-shouldered  and  thoughtful  before  me. 

"Wait !"  she  said  as  she  crossed  the  room.  "I  must 
telephone  McCausland." 

"Who's  McCausland?"  I  asked  as  she  stepped  out 
into  the  dining-room. 

"He's  a  man  I  know  at  Headquarters,"  was  her 
impersonal-noted  reply. 

For  the  second  time,  as  she  stepped  hurriedly  back 
into  the  room  with  me,  I  was  conscious  of  the  satin- 
like smoothness  of  her  skin,  the  baby-like  whiteness  of 
her  rounded  bare  arms.  Then  wholly  unabashed  by 
my  presence,  she  flung  open  a  closet  door  and  tossed  a 
cascade  of  perfumed  apparel  out  beside  the  bed  where 
I  stood. 

"What  are  you  going  to  do?"  I  demanded,  as  I  saw 
her  white-clad  figure  writhe  itself  into  a  street  dress. 
There  was  something  primordial  and  Adamitic  in  the 
very  calmness  with  which  she  swept  through  the  flimsy 
reservations  of  sex.  She  was  as  unconscious  of  my 
predicament  as  a  cave  woman  might  have  been.  And 
the  next  moment  she  was  crushing  lingerie  and  narrow- 
toed  shoes  and  toilet  articles  and  undecipherable  gar- 
ments of  folded  silk  into  an  English  club-bag.  Then 
she  turned  to  glance  at  her  watch  on  the  dresser. 

"I'm  going!"  she  said  at  last,  as  she  caught  up  a 
second  hand-bag  of  alligator  skin  and  crammed  into  it 
jewel  boxes  of  dark  plush  and  cases  of  different  col- 


THE  DUMMY-CHUCKER 


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ored  kid,  and  still  more  clothing  and  lingerie.     "I'm 
going  to  catch  the  Nieuw  Amsterdam" 
'  "For  where?" 

"For  Europe!" 

Her  quick  and  dextrous  hands  had  pinned  on  a  hat 
and  veil  as  I  stood  in  wonder  watching  her. 

"Call  a  taxi,  please,"  she  said,  as  she  struggled  into 
her  coat.     "And  a  boy  for  my  bags." 

I  was  still  at  the  receiver  when  she  came  into  the 
room  and  looked  down  for  a  moment  at  the  woman 
moaning  and  whimpering  on  the  coffee-stained  floor. 
Then  she  began  resolutely  and  calmly  drawing  on  her 
gloves. 

"Couldn't  we  do  something  for  them?"  I  said  as  I 
stepped  back  into  the  bedroom  for  her  hand-bag. 

"What?"  she  demanded,  as  she  leaned  over  the  bed 
where  Whelan's  reviving  body  twitched  and  moved. 

"There  must  be  something." 

"There's  nothing.  Oh,  believe  me,  you  can't  help 
him.  I  can't  help  him.  He's  got  his  own  way  to  go. 
And  it's  a  terribly  short  way !" 

She  flung  open  a  bureau  drawer  and  crammed  a 
further  article  or  two  down  in  her  still  open  chatelaine 
bag. 

Then  she  opened  the  outer  door  for  the  boy  who 
had  come  for  the  bags.  Then  she  looked  at  her  watch 
again. 

"You  must  not  come  back,"  she  said  to  me.  "They 
may  be  here  any  time." 

"Who  may?"  I  asked. 

"The  police,"  she  answered  as  she  closed  the  door. 


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She  did  not  speak  again  until  we  were  at  the  side  of 
the  taxicab. 

"To  the  Holland  American  Wharf,"  she  said. 

Nor  did  she  speak  all  the  while  we  purred  and 
hummed  and  dodged  our  way  across  the  city.  She 
did  not  move  until  we  jolted  aboard  the  ferry-boat,  and 
the  clanging  of  the  landing-float's  pawl-and-rachet  told 
us  we  were  no  longer  on  that  shrill  and  narrow  island 
where  the  fever  of  life  burns  to  the  edge  of  its  three 
laving  rivers.  It  was  then  and  only  then  that  I  no- 
ticed the  convulsive  shaking  of  her  shoulders. 

"What  is  it?"  I  asked,  helplessly,  oppressed  by  the 
worlds  that  seemed  to  stand  between  us. 

"It's  nothing,"  she  said,  with  her  teeth  against  her 
lip.  But  the  next  minute  she  was  crying  as  forlornly 
and  openly  as  a  child. 

"What  is  it?"  I  repeated,  as  inadequately  as  before, 
knowing  the  uselessness  of  any  debilitating  touch  of 
sympathy. 

"It's  so  hard,"  she  said,  struggling  to  control  her 
voice. 

"What  is?" 

"It's  so  hard  to  begin  over." 

"But  they  say  you're  the  cleverest  woman  in  the 
world !"  was  the  only  consolation  I  could  offer  her. 


CHAPTER  IX 

A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM 

I  LIFTED  my  face  to  the  sudden  pelt  of  the  rain- 
shower,  feeling-  very  much  like  a  second  edition  of 
King-  Lear  as  I  did  so.  Not  that  I  had  lost  a  kingdom, 
or  that  I'd  ever  been  turned  out  of  an  ungrateful  home 
circle!  But  something  quite  as  disturbing,  in  its  own 
small  way,  had  overtaken  me. 

I  had  been  snubbed  by  Mary  Lockwood.  While  I 
stood  watching  that  sudden  shower  empty  upper 
Broadway  as  quickly  as  a  fusillade  of  bullets  might 
have  emptied  it,  I  encountered  something  which  quite 
as  promptly  emptied  my  own  heart.  It  was  the  cut 
direct.  For  as  I  crouched  back  under  my  dripping 
portico,  like  a  toad  under  a  rhubarb-leaf,  I  caught 
sight  of  the  only  too  familiar  wine-colored  landaulet 
as  it  swung  about  into  Longacre  Square.  I  must  have 
started  forward  a  little,  without  being  quite  con- 
scious of  the  movement.  And  through  the  sheltering 
plate-glass  of  the  dripping  hood  I  caught  sight  of 
Mary  Lockwood  herself. 

She  saw  me,  at  the  same  time  that  I  saw  her.  In 
fact,  she  turned  and  stared  at  me.  I  couldn't  have 
escaped  her,  as  I  stood  there  under  the  street-lamp. 
But  no  slightest  sign  of  recognition  came  from  that 
coldly  inquiring  face.  She  neither  smiled  nor  bowed 
nor  looked  back.   And  the  wine-colored  landaulet  swept 

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250     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

on,  leaving  me  standing  there  with  my  sodden  hat  in 
my  hand  and  a  great  ache  of  desolation  in  my  heart. 

She  must  have  seen  me,  I  repeated  as  I  turned  dis- 
consolately back  and  stood  watching  men  and  women 
still  ducking  under  doorways  and  dodging  into  side- 
streets  and  elbowing  into  theater-lobbies.  It  seemed 
during  the  next  few  moments  as  though  that  terri- 
tory once  known  as  the  Rialto  were  a  gopher-village 
and  some  lupine  hunger  had  invaded  it.  Before  the 
searching  nuzzles  of  those  rain-guests  all  pleasure- 
seekers  promptly  vanished.  Gaily  cloaked  and  slip- 
pered women  stampeded  away  as  though  they  were 
made  of  sugar  and  they  and  their  gracious  curves 
might  melt  into  nothing  at  the  first  touch  of  water. 
Above  the  sidewalk,  twenty  paces  from  the  empty  door- 
way where  I  loitered,  an  awning  appeared,  springing 
up  like  a  mushroom  from  a  wet  meadow.  In  toward 
one  end  of  this  awning  circled  a  chain  of  limousines 
and  taxicabs,  controlled  by  an  impassive  Hercules  in 
dripping  oil-skins.  And  as  a  carrier-belt  empties  grain 
into  a  mill-bin,  so  this  unbroken  chain  ejected  hurry- 
ing men  and  women  across  the  wet  curb  into  the  light- 
spangled  hopper  of  the  theater-foyer.  And  the  thought 
of  that  theater,  with  its  companionable  crush  of  hu- 
manity, began  to  appeal  to  my  rain-swept  spirit. 

Yet  I  stood  there,  undecided,  watching  the  last  of 
the  scattering  crowd,  watching  the  street  that  still 
seemed  an  elongated  bull-ring  where  a  matador  or 
two  still  dodged  the  taurine  charges  of  vehicles.  I 
watched  the  electric  display-signs  that  ran  like  liquid 
ivy  about  the  shop  fronts,  and  then  climbed  and  flut- 


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tered  above  the  roofs,  misty  and  softened  by  rain.  I 
watched  the  ironic  heavens  pour  their  unabating  floods 
down  on  that  congested  and  overripe  core  of  a  city 
that  no  water  could  wash  clean. 

Then  the  desolation  of  the  empty  streets  seemed  to 
grow  unbearable.  The  spray  that  blew  in  across  my 
dampened  knees  made  me  think  of  shelter.  I  saw  the 
lights  of  the  theater  no  more  than  twenty  paces  away. 
It  was  already  a  warren  of  crowded  life.  The  thought 
of  even  what  diluted  companionship  it  might  offer  me 
continued  to  carry  an  appeal  that  became  more  and 
more  clamorous. 

A  moment  later  I  stood  before  its  box-office  window, 
no  wider  than  a  medieval  leper-squint,  from  which 
cramped  and  hungry  souls  buy  access  to  their  modern 
temples  of  wTonder.  ' 

"Standing  room  only,"  announced  the  autocrat  of 
the  wicket.  And  I  meekly  purchased  my  admission- 
ticket,  remembering  that  the  head  usher  of  that  par- 
ticular theater  had  in  the  past  done  me  more  than  one 
slight  service. 

Yet  the  face  of  this  haughtily  obsequious  head 
usher,  as  his  hand  met  mine  in  that  free-masonry 
which  #  is  perpetuated  by  certain  silk- threaded  scraps  of 
oblong  paper,  was  troubled. 

"I  haven't  a  thing  left,"  he  whispered. 

I  peered  disconsolately  about  that  sea  of  heads  seek- 
ing life  through  the  clumsy  lattice  of  polite  melodrama. 

"Unless,"  added  the  usher  at  my  elbow,  "you'll  take 
a  seat  in  that  second  lower  box?" 

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hear  the  beat  and  patter  of  the  rain.  It  was  a  case  of 
any  port  in  a  storm. 

"That  will  do  nicely,"  I  told  him  and  a  moment 
later  he  was  leading  me  down  a  side  aisle  into  the  cur- 
tained recess  of  the  box  entrance. 

Yet  it  was  not  ordained  that  I  should  occupy  that 
box  in  lonely  and  unrivaled  splendor.  One  of  its 
chairs,  set  close  to  the  brass  rail  and  plush-covered 
parapet  that  barred  it  off  from  the  more  protuberant 
stage  box,  was  already  occupied  by  a  man  in  full 
evening  dress.  He,  like  myself,  perhaps,  had  never 
before  shared  a  box  with  other  than  his  own  acquaint- 
ances. At  any  rate,  before  favoring  me  with  the  some- 
what limited  breadth  of  his  back,  he  turned  on  me 
one  sidelong  and  unmistakably  resentful  stare. 

Yet  I  looked  at  this  neighbor  of  mine,  as  I  seated 
myself,  with  more  interest  than  I  looked  at  the  play- 
actors across  the  foot-lights,  for  I  rather  preferred  life 
in  the  raw  to  life  in  the  sirups  of  stage  emotionalism. 

It  startled  me  a  little  to  find  that  the  man,  at  the 
moment,  was  equally  oblivious  of  anything  taking 
place  on  the  stage.  His  eyes,  in  fact,  seemed  fixed  on 
the  snowy  shoulders  of  the  woman  who  sat  at  the  back 
of  the  stage  box,  directly  in  front  of  him.  As  I  fol- 
lowed the  direction  of  his  gaze  I  was  further  surprised 
to  discover  the  object  on  which  it  was  focused.  He 
was  staring,  not  at  the  woman  herself,  but  at  a  pigeon- 
blood  ruby  set  in  the  clasp  of  some  pendant  or  neck- 
lace encircling  her  throat. 

There  was,  indeed,  some  excuse  for  his  staring  at  it. 
In  the  first  place  it  was  an  extraordinarily  large  and 


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vivid  stone.  But  against  the  background  where  it  lay, 
against  the  snow-white  column  of  the  neck  (whitened, 
perhaps,  by  a  prudent  application  of  rice  powder)  it 
stood  out  in  limpid  ruddiness,  the  most  vivid  of  fire 
against  the  purest  of  snow.  It  was  a  challenge  to 
attention.  It  caught  and  held  the  eye.  It  stood  there, 
just  below  where  the  hair  billowed  into  its  crown  of 
Venetian  gold,  as  semaphoric  as  a  yard-lamp  to  a  night 
traveler.  And  I  wondered,  as  I  sat  looking  at  it,  what 
element  beyond  curiosity  could  coerce  the  man  at  my 
side  into  studying  it  so  indolently  and  yet  so  intently. 

About  the  man  himself  there  seemed  little  that  was 
exceptional.  Beyond  a  certain  quick  and  shrewd  alert- 
ness in  his  eye-movements  as  he  looked  about  at  me 
from  time  to  time  with  muffled  resentment  which  I 
found  not  at  all  to  my  liking,  he  seemed  medium  in 
everything,  in  coloring,  in  stature,  in  apparel.  His 
face  was  of  the  neutral  sallowness  of  the  sedentary 
New  Yorker.  His  intelligence  seemed  that  of  the 
preoccupied  office-worker  who  could  worm  his  way 
into  an  ill-fitting  dress  suit  and  placidly  approve  of  sec- 
ond-rate melodrama.  He  seemed  so  without  interest, 
in  fact,  that  I  was  not  averse  to  directing  my  glance 
once  more  toward  the  pigeon-blood  ruby  which  glowed 
like  a  live  coal  against  the  marble  whiteness  of  the 
neck  in  front  of  me. 

It  may  have  been  mere  accident,  or  it  may  have  been 
that  out  of  our  united  gaze  arose  some  vague  psychic 
force  which  disturbed  this  young  woman.  For  as  I  sat 
there  staring  at  the  shimmering  jewel,  its  wearer  sud- 
denly turned  her  head  and  glanced  back  at  me.     The 


254     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

next  moment  I  was  conscious  of  her  nod  and  smile,  un- 
mistakably in  my  direction. 

Then  I  saw  who  it  was.  I  had  been  uncouthly  star- 
ing at  the  shoulder-blades  of  Alice  Churchill — they 
were  the  Park  Avenue  Churchills — and  farther  back 
in  the  box  I  caught  a  glimpse  of  her  brother  Benny, 
who  had  come  north,  I  knew,  from  the  Nicaraguan 
coast  to  recuperate  from  an  attack  of  fever. 

Yet  I  gave  little  thought  to  either  of  them,  I  must 
confess.  At  the  same  time  that  I  had  seen  that  mo- 
mentarily flashing  smile  I  had  also  discovered  that  the 
jeweled  clasp  on  the  girl's  neck  was  holding  in  place 
a  single  string  of  graduated  pearls,  of  very  lovely 
pearls,  the  kind  about  which  the  frayed-cuff  garret- 
author  and  the  Sunday  "yellows"  forever  love  to  ro- 
mance. I  was  also  not  unconscious  of  the  quick  and 
covert  glance  of  the  man  who  sat  so  close  to  me. 

Then  I  let  my  glance  wander  back  to  the  ruby,  appar- 
ently content  to  study  its  perfect  cutting  and  its  un- 
matchable  coloring.  And  I  knew  that  the  man  beside 
me  was  also  sharing  in  that  spectacle.  I  was,  in  fact, 
still  staring  at  it,  so  unconscious  of  the  movement  of 
the  play  on  the  stage  that  the  "dark  scene,"  when 
every  light  in  the  house  went  out  for  a  second  or  two, 
came  to  me  with  a  distinct  sense  of  shock. 

A  murmur  of  approval  went  through  the  house  as 
the  returning  light  revealed  to  them  a  completely  meta- 
morphosed stage-setting.  What  this  setting  was  I  did 
not  know,  nor  did  I  look  up  to  see.  For  as  my  idly 
inquisitive  glance  once  more  focused  itself  on  the  col- 
umnar white  neck  that  towered  above  the  chair-back 


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a  second  and  greater  shock  came  to  me.  Had  that 
neck  stood  there  without  a  head  I  could  have  been 
scarcely  more  startled. 

The  pigeon-blood  ruby  was  gone.  There  was  no 
longer  any  necklace  there.  The  column  of  snow  was 
without  its  touch  of  ruddy  light.  It  was  left  as  dis- 
turbingly bare  as  a  target  without  its  bull's-eye.  It 
reminded  me  of  a  marble  grate  without  its  central 
point  of  fire. 

My  first  definite  thought  was  that  I  was  the  witness 
of  a  crime  as  audacious  as  it  was  bewildering.  Yet,  on 
second  thought,  it  was  simple  enough.  The  problem 
of  proximity  had  already  been  solved.  With  the  utter 
darkness  had  come  the  opportunity,  the  opportunity 
that  obviously  had  been  watched  for.  With  one  move- 
ment of  the  hand  the  necklace  had  been  quietly  and 
cunningly  removed. 

My  next  quick  thought  was  that  the  thief  sat  there  in 
my  immediate  neighborhood.  There  could  be  no  other. 
There  was  no  room  for  doubt.  By  some  mysterious 
and  dextrous  movement  the  man  beside  me  had 
reached  forward  and  with  that  delicacy  of  touch  doubt- 
less born  of  much  experience  had  unclasped  the  jewels, 
all  the  time  shrouded  by  the  utter  darkness.  The  au- 
dacity of  the  thing  was  astounding,  yet  the  complete- 
ness with  which  it  had  succeeded  was  even  more 
astounding. 

I  sat  there  compelling  myself  to  a  calmness  which 
was  not  easy  to  achieve.  I  struggled  to  make  my  scru- 
tiny of  this  strange  companion  of  mine  as  quiet  and 
leisured  as  possible. 


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Yet  he  seemed  to  feel  that  he  was  still  under  my 
eye.  He  seemed  to  chafe  at  that  continued  survey ;  for 
even  as  I  studied  him  I  could  see  a  fine  sweat  of  em- 
barrassment come  out  on  his  face.  He  did  not  turn 
and  look  at  me  directly,  but  it  was  plain  that  he  was 
only  too  conscious  of  my  presence.  And  even  before 
I  quite  realized  what  he  was  about,  he  reached  quietly 
over,  and  taking  up  his  hat  and  coat,  rose  to  his  feet 
and  slipped  out  of  the  box. 

That  movement  on  his  part  swept  away  my  last 
shred  of  hesitation.  The  sheer  precipitancy  of  his 
flight  was  proof  enough  of  his  offense.  His  obvious 
effort  to  escape  made  me  more  than  ever  determined 
to  keep  on  his  trail. 

And  keep  on  his  trail  I  did,  from  the  moment  he 
sidled  guiltily  out  of  that  lighted  theater  foyer  into 
the  still  drizzling  rain  of  Broadway.  Stronger  and 
ever  stronger  waves  of  indignation  kept  sweeping 
through  me  as  I  watched  him  skulk  northward,  with 
a  furtive  glance  over  his  shoulder  as  he  fled. 

He  was  a  good  two  hundred  feet  ahead  of  me  when 
I  saw  him  suddenly  turn  and  at  the  risk  of  a  visit  to 
the  hospital  or  the  morgue,  cross  the  street  in  the  mid- 
dle of  the  block,  dodge  desperately  between  the  surface 
cars  and  automobiles,  and  beat  it  straight  for  the  Times 
Building.  I  promptly  threw  decorum  away  and  ran, 
ran  like  a  rabbit,  until  I  came  to  the  Forty-second 
Street  entrance  to  the  drug  store  through  whose  re- 
volving doors  I  had  seen  my  man  disappear.  I  felt 
reasonably  certain  he  wouldn't  stop  to  drink  an  ice- 
cream soda  and  he  didn't,  for  as  I  hurried  past  the 


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fountain  I  caught  sight  of  him  turning  into  the  stair- 
way that  leads  to  the  subway  station.  I  clashed  ahead 
but  he  was  through  the  gate  before  I  could  catch  up 
with  him.  I  had  no  time  for  a  ticket  as  the  guards 
were  already  slamming  shut  the  doors  of  a  south- 
bound "local." 

"Buy  me  a  ticket,"  I  called  to  the  astonished  "chop- 
per" as  I  tossed  a  dollar  bill  over  the  arm  which  he 
thrust  out  to  stop  me.  I  did  not  wait  to  argue  it  out, 
for  the  car  door  in  front  of  me  was  already  beginning 
to  close.  I  had  just  time  to  catapult  my  body  in  be- 
tween that  sliding  door  and  its  steel  frame.  I  knew, 
as  I  caught  my  breath  again,  that  I  was  on  the  plat- 
form of  the  car  behind  the  jewel  thief. 

And  I  stood  there,  carefully  scrutinizing  the  line  of 
car  doors  as  we  pulled  into  the  Grand  Central  Station. 
I  did  the  same  as  we  passed  Thirty-third  Street,  and 
the  same  again  at  Twenty-eighth  Street.  The  man 
had  given  no  sign  that  he  actually  knew  I  was  on  his 
track.  He  might  or  might  not  have  seen  me.  As  to 
that  I  had  no  means  of  being  certain.  But  I  was  cer- 
tain of  the  fact  that  he  was  making  off  in  a  panic  of 
indeterminate  fear,  that  he  was  doing  his  utmost  to 
evade  pursuit. 

This  came  doubly  home  to  me  as  the  train  stopped 
at  Twenty-third  Street  and  I  saw  him  step  quickly 
out  of  the  far  end  of  the  car,  look  about  him,  and  dart 
across  the  station  platform  and  up  the  stairway  two 
steps  at  a  time. 

I  was  after  him,  even  more  hurriedly.  By  the  time 
I  reached  the  street  he  was  swinging  up  on  the  step 


258    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

of  a  cross-town  surface  car.  To  catch  that  car  was  out 
of  the  question,  but  I  waited  a  moment  and  swung 
aboard  the  one  that  followed  it,  thirty  yards  in  the 
rear.  Peering  ahead,  I  could  plainly  see  him  as  he 
dropped  from  his  car  on  the  northeast  corner  of  Sixth 
Avenue.  I  could  see  him  as  he  hurried  up  the  steps 
of  the  Elevated,  crossed  the  platform,  and  without  so 
much  as  buying  a  ticket,  hurried  down  the  southeast 
flight  of  steps. 

I  had  closed  in  on  him  by  this  time,  so  that  we  were 
within  a  biscuit  toss  of  each  other.  Yet  never  once 
did  he  look  about.  He  was  now  doubling  on  his 
tracks,  walking  rapidly  eastward  along  Twenty-third 
Street.  I  was  close  behind  him  as  he  crossed  Broad- 
way, turning  south,  and  then  suddenly  tacking  about, 
entered  the  hallway  of  the  building  that  was  once  the 
Hotel  Bartholdi  and  promptly  directed  his  steps  toward 
the  side  entrance  on  Twenty-third  Street. 

Even  as  he  emerged  into  the  open  again  he  must 
have  seen  the  antediluvian  night-hawk  cab  waiting 
there  at  the  curb.  What  his  directions  to  the  driver 
were  I  had  no  means  of  knowing.  But  as  that  dripping 
and  water-proofed  individual  brought  his  whip  lash 
down  on  his  steaming  horse  a  door  slammed  shut  in 
my  face.  Once  more  I  so  far  forgot  my  dignity  as 
to  dodge  and  run  like  a  rabbit,  this  time  to  the  other 
side  of  the  cab  as  it  swung  briskly  northward.  One 
twist  and  pull  threw  the  cab  door  open  and  I  tumbled 
in — tumbled  in  to  see  my  white-faced  and  frightened 
jewel  thief  determinedly  and  frenziedly  holding  down 
the  handle  of  the  opposite  door 


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His  face  went  ashen  as  I  came  sprawling  and  lurch- 
ing against  him.  He  would  have  leaped  bodily  from 
the  carriage,  which  was  now  swinging  up  an  all  but 
deserted  Fifth  Avenue,  had  I  not  caught  and  held 
him  there  with  a  grimness  born  of  repeated  exaspera- 
tion. 

He  showed  no  intention  of  meekly  submitting  to 
that  detaining  grasp.  Seeing  that  he  was  finally  cor- 
nered, he  turned  on  me  and  fought  like  a  rat.  His 
strength,  for  one  of  his  weight,  was  surprising.  Much 
more  surprising,  however,  was  his  ferocity.  And  it 
was  a  strange  struggle,  there  in  the  half  light  of  that 
musty  and  many-odored  night-hawk  cab.  There 
seemed  something  subterranean  about  it,  as  though  it 
were  a  battle  at  the  bottom  of  a  well.  And  but  for 
one  thing,  I  imagine,  it  would  not,  for  me,  have  been 
a  pleasant  encounter.  It's  a  marvelous  thing,  however, 
to  know  that  you  have  Right  on  your  side.  The  pano- 
ply of  Justice  is  as  fortifying  as  any  chain  armor  ever 
made. 

And  I  knew,  as  we  fought  like  two  wharf-rats  under 
a  pier-end,  that  I  was  right.  I  knew  that  my  cause 
was  the  cause  of  law  and  order.  That  knowledge  gave 
me  both  strength  and  a  boldness  which  carried  me 
through  even  when  I  saw  my  writhing  and  desperate 
thief  groping  and  grasping  for  his  hip  pocket,  even 
when  I  saw  him  draw  from  it  a  magazine-revolver  that 
looked  quite  ugly  enough  to  stampede  a  regiment. 
And  as  that  sodden-leathered  night-hawk  went  placidly 
rolling  up  Fifth  Avenue  we  twisted  and  panted  and 
grunted  on  its  floor  as  though  it  were  a  mail-coach  in 


260    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

the  Sierras  of  sixty  years  ago,  fighting  for  the  posses- 
sion of  that  ugly  firearm. 

How  I  got  it  away  from  him  I  never  quite  knew. 
But  when  I  came  to  my  senses  I  had  him  on  the  cab 
floor  and  my  knee  on  his  chest,  with  his  body  bent 
up  like  a  letter  U.  I  held  him  there  while  I  went 
through  his  pockets,  quietly,  deliberately,  one  by  one, 
with  all  the  care  of  a  customs  inspector  going  through 
a  suspected  smuggler. 

I  had  no  time  to  look  over  his  wallet  (which  I  re- 
membered as  being  as  big  as  a  brief-bag)  or  his  papers, 
nor  had  I  time  to  make  sure  how  much  of  the  jewelry 
he  wore  might  be  his  own.  The  one  thing  I  wanted 
was  the  pearl  necklace  with  the  pigeon-blood  ruby. 
And  this  necklace  I  found,  carefully  wrapped  in  a  silk 
handkerchief  tucked  down  in  his  right-hand  waistcoat 
pocket — which,  by  the  way,  was  provided  with  a  but- 
toned flap  to  make  it  doubly  secure. 

I  looked  over  the  necklace  to  make  sure  there  could 
be  no  mistake.  Then  I  again  wrapped  it  up  in  the  silk 
handkerchief  and  thrust  it  well  down  in  my  own  waist- 
coat pocket. 

"Get  up !"  I  told  the  man  on  the  cab  floor. 

I  noticed,  as  I  removed  my  knee  from  his  chest, 
what  a  sorry  condition  his  shirt-front  was  in  and  how 
his  tie  had  been  twisted  around  under  his  right  ear. 
He  lay  back  against  the  musty  cushions,  breathing 
hard  and  staring  at  me  out  of  eyes  that  were  by  no 
means  kindly. 

"You  couldn't  work  it!"  I  said,  as  I  pocketed  the 
revolver  and.  having  readjusted  my  own  tie,  buttoned 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  261 

my  overcoat  across  a  sadly  crumpled  shirt-front.  Then 
for  the  first  time  the  thief  spoke. 

"D'you  know  what  this'll  cost  you?"  he  cried,  white 
to  the  lips. 

'That's  not  worrying  me,"  was  my  calm  retort.  "I 
got  what  I  came  after." 

He  sat  forward  in  his  seat  with  a  face  that  looked 
foolishly  threatening. 

"Don't  imagine  you  can  get  away  with  that,"  he  de- 
clared.   I  could  afford  to  smile  at  his  impotent  fury. 

"Just  watch  me!"  I  told  him.  Then  I  added  more 
soberly,  with  my  hand  on  the  door-knob,  "And  if  you 
interfere  with  me  after  I  leave  this  cab,  if  you  so 
much  as  try  to  come  within  ten  yards  of  me  to-night, 
I'll  give  you  what's  coming  to  you." 

I  opened  the  door  as  I  spoke,  and  dropped  easily 
from  the  still  moving  cab  to  the  pavement.  I  stood 
there  for  a  moment,  watching  its  placid  driver  as  he 
went  on  up  the  avenue.  The  glass-windowed  door 
still  swung  open,  swaying  back  and  forth  like  a  hand- 
slowly  waving  me  good-by. 

Then  I  looked  at  my  watch,  crossed  to  the  University 
Club,  jumped  into  a  waiting  taxi,  and  dodged  back  to 
the  theater,  somewhat  sore  in  body  but  rather  well 
satisfied  in  mind. 

A  peculiar  feeling  of  superiority  possessed  me  as  I 
presented  my  door-check  and  was  once  more  ushered 
back  to  my  empty  box.  During  the  last  hour  and  a 
half  that  pit  full  of  languid-eyed  people  had  been  wit- 
nessing a  tawdry  imitation  of  adventure.  They  had 
been  swallowing  a  capsule  of  imitation  romance,  while 


262     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

I,  between  the  time  of  leaving  and  reentering  that 
garishly  lighted  foyer,  had  reveled  in  adventure  at 
first  hand,  had  taken  chances  and  faced  dangers  and 
righted  a  great  wrong. 

I  felt  inarticulately  proud  of  myself  as  I  watched 
the  final  curtain  come  down.  This  pride  became  a 
feeling  of  elation  as  I  directed  my  glance  toward  Alice 
Churchill,  who  had  risen  in  the  box  in  front  of  mine, 
and  was  again  showering  on  me  the  warmth  of  her 
friendly  smile.  I  knew  I  was  still  destined  to  be  the 
god  from  the  machine.  It  was  as  plain  that  she  was  still 
unconscious  of  her  loss. 

I  stopped  her  and  her  hollow-cheeked  brother  on 
their  way  out,  surprising  them  a  little,  I  suppose,  by 
the  unlooked-for  cordiality  of  my  greeting. 

"Can't  you  two  children  take  a  bite  with  me  at 
Sherry's?"  I  amiably  suggested.  I  could  see  brother 
and  sister  exchange  glances. 

"Benny  oughtn't  to  be  out  late,"  she  demurred. 

"But  I've  something  rather  important  to  talk  over," 
I  pleaded. 

"And  Benny  would  like  to  get  a  glimpse  of  Sherry's 
again,"  interposed  the  thin-cheeked  youth  just  back 
from  the  wilds.  And  without  more  ado  I  bundled  them 
into  a  taxi  and  carried  them  off  with  me,  wondering 
just  what  would  be  the  best  way  of  bringing  up  the 
subject  in  hand. 

I  found  it  much  harder,  in  fact,  than  I  had  expected. 
I  was,  as  time  went  on,  more  and  more  averse  to  be- 
traying my  position,  to  descending  mildly  from  my  pin- 
nacle of  superiority,  to  burning  my  little  pin-wheel  of 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  263 

power.  I  was  like  a  puppy  with  its  first  buried  bone. 
I  knew  what  I  carried  so  carefully  wrapped  up  in  my 
waistcoat  pocket.  I  remembered  how  it  had  come  there, 
and  during  that  quiet  supper  hour  I  was  inordinately 
proud  of  myself. 

I  sat  looking  at  the  girl  with  her  towering  crown  of 
reddish-gold  hair.  She,  in  turn,  was  gazing  at  her 
own  foolishly  distorted  reflection  in  the  polished  bowl 
of  the  chafing-dish  from  which  I  had  just  served  her 
with  capon  a  la  reine.  She  sat  there  gazing  at  her 
reflected  face,  gazing  at  it  with  a  sort  of  studious  yet 
impersonal  intentness.  Then  I  saw  her  suddenly  lean 
forward  in  her  chair,  still  looking  at  the  grotesque 
image  of  herself  in  the  polished  silver.  I  could  not 
help  noticing  her  quickly  altering  expression,  the  in- 
articulate gasp  of  her  parted  lips,  the  hand  that  went 
suddenly  up  to  her  throat.  I  saw  the  fingers  feel 
around  the  base  of  the  compactly  slender  neck,  and 
the  momentary  look  of  stupor  that  once  more  swept 
over  her  face. 

She  ate  a  mouthful  of  capon,  studiously,  without 
speaking.  Then  she  looked  up  at  us  again.  It  was 
then  that  her  brother  Benny  for  the  first  time  noticed 
her  change  of  color. 

"What's  wrong?"  he  demanded,  his  thin  young  face 
touched  suddenly  with  anxiety. 

The  girl,  when  she  finally  answered  him,  spoke  very 
quietly.  But  I  could  see  what  a  struggle  it  was  cost- 
ing her. 

"Now,  Benny,  I  don't  want  any  fuss,"  she  said,  al- 
most under  her  breath.     "I  don't  want  either  of  you 


264     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

to  get  excited,  for  it  can't  do  a  bit  of  good.     But  my 
necklace  is  gone." 

"Gone?"  gasped  Benny.     "It  can't  be!" 

"It's  gone,"  she  repeated,  with  her  vacant  eyes  on 
me  as  her  brother  prodded  and  felt  about  her  skirt, 
and  then  even  shook  out  her  crumpled  opera  cloak. 

"Does  this  happen  to  be  it?"  I  asked,  with  all  the 
nonchalance  at  my  command.  And  as  I  spoke  I  un- 
wrapped the  string  of  pearls  with  the  pigeon-blood 
ruby  and  let  them  roll  on  the  white  damask  that  lay 
between  us. 

She  looked  at  them  without  moving,  her  eyes  wide 
with  wonder.  I  could  see  the  color  come  back  into 
her  face.  It  was  quite  reward  enough  to  witness  the 
relieving  warmth  return  to  those  widened  eyes,  to  bask 
in  that  lovely  and  liquid  glance  of  gratitude. 

"How,"  she  asked  a  little  weakly,  as  she  reached 
over  and  took  them  up  in  her  fingers,  "how  did  you 
get  them?" 

"You  lost  them  in  the  theater-box  during  the  first 
act,"  I  told  her.  Her  brother  Benny  wiped  his  fore- 
head. 

"And  it's  up  to  a  woman  to  drop  forty  thousand 
dollars  and  never  know  it,"  he  cried. 

I  watched  her  as  she  turned  them  over  in  her  hands. 
Then  she  suddenly  looked  up  at  me,  then  down  at  the 
pearls,  then  up  at  me  again. 

"This  is  not  my  necklace,"  were  the  astonishing 
words  that  I  heard  fall  from  her  lips.  I  knew,  of 
course,  that  she  was  mistaken. 

"Oh,  yes,  it  is,"  I  quietly  assured  her. 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  265 

She  shook  her  head  in  negation,  still  staring  at  me. 

"What  makes  you  think  so?"  she  asked. 

"I  don't  think  it,  I  know  it,"  was  my  response. 
"Those  aren't  the  sort  of  stones  that  grow  on  every 
bush  in  this  town." 

She  was  once  more  studying  the  necklace.  And 
once  more  she  shook  her  head. 

"But  I  am  left-handed,"  she  was  explaining,  as  she 
still  looked  down  at  them,  "and  I  had  my  clasp,  here  on 
the  ruby  at  the  back,  made  to  work  that  way.  This 
clasp  is  right-handed.  Don't  you  see,  it's  on  the  wrong 
side." 

"But  you've  only  got  the  thing  upside  down,"  cried 
her  brother.  And  I  must  confess  that  a  disagreeable 
feeling  began  to  manifest  itself  in  the  pit  of  my  stom- 
ach as  he  moved  closer  beside  her  and  tried  to  reverse 
the  necklace  so  that  the  clasp  would  stand  a  left-handed 
one. 

He  twisted  and  turned  it  fruitlessly  for  several  mo- 
ments. 

"Isn't  that  the  limit?"  he  finally  murmured,  sinking 
back  in  his  chair  and  regarding  me  with  puzzled  eyes. 
The  girl,  too,  was  once  more  studying  my  face,  as 
though  my  movement  represented  a  form  of  uncouth 
jocularity  which  she  could  not  quite  comprehend. 

"What's  the  answer,  anyway?"  asked  the  mystified 
youth. 

But  his  bewilderment  was  as  nothing  compared  to 
mine.  I  reached  over  for  the  string  of  pearls  with  the 
ruby  clasp.  I  took  them  and  turned  them  over  and 
over  in  my  hands,   weakly,   mutely,   as  though  they 


266    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

themselves  might  in  some  way  solve  an  enigma  which' 
seemed  inscrutable.  And  I  had  to  confess  that  the 
whole  thing  was  too  much  for  me.  I  was  still  look- 
ing down  at  that  lustrous  row  of  pearls,  so  appealing 
to  the  eye  in  their  absolute  and  perfect  graduation, 
when  I  heard  the  younger  man  at  my  side  call  my 
name  aloud. 

"Kerfoot!"  he  said,  not  exactly  in  alarm  and  not 
precisely  in  anxiety,  yet  with  a  newer  note  that  made 
me  look  up  sharply. 

As  I  did  so  I  was  conscious  of  the  figure  so  close 
behind  me,  so  near  my  chair  that  even  while  I  had 
already  felt  his  presence  there,  I  had  for  the  moment 
taken  him  for  my  scrupulously  attentive  waiter.  But 
as  I  turned  about  and  looked  up  at  this  figure  I  saw 
that  I  was  mistaken.  My  glance  fell  on  a  wide-shoul- 
dered and  rather  portly  man  with  quiet  and  very  deep- 
set  gray  eyes.  What  disturbed  me  even  more  than 
his  presence  there  at  my  shoulder  was  the  sense  of 
power,  of  unparaded  superiority,  on  that  impassive  yet 
undeniably  intelligent  face. 

"I  want  to  see  you,"  he  said,  with  an  unemotional 
matter-of-factness  that  in  another  would  have  verged 
on  insolence. 

"About  what?"  I  demanded,  trying  to  match  his  im- 
passivity with  my  own. 

He  nodded  toward  the  necklace  in  my  hand. 

"About  that,"  he  replied. 

"What  about  that?"  I  languidly  inquired. 

The  portly  man  at  my  shoulder  did  not  answer  me. 
Instead  he  turned  and  nodded  toward  a  second  man,  a 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  267 

man  standing  half  a  dozen  paces  behind  him,  in  a  damp 
overcoat  and  a  sadly  rumpled  shirt-front. 

I  felt  my  heart  beat  faster  of  a  sudden,  for  it  took 
no  second  glance  to  tell  me  that  this  second  figure  was 
the  jewel  thief  whom  I  had  trailed  and  cornered  in  the 
musty-smelling  cab. 

I  felt  the  larger  man's  sudden  grip  on  my  shoulder 
— and  his  hand  seemed  to  have  the  strength  of  a  vise 
— as  the  smaller  man,  still  pale  and  disheveled,  stepped 
up  to  the  table.    His  face  was  not  a  pleasant  one. 

Benny  Churchill,  whose  solicitous  eyes  bent  for  a 
moment  on  his  sister's  startled  face,  suddenly  rose  to 
his  feet. 

"Look  here,"  he  said,  with  a  quiet  vigor  of  which  I 
had  not  dreamed  him  capable,  "there's  not  going  to 
be  any  scene  here."  He  turned  to  the  man  at  my  shoul- 
der. "I  don't  know  who  you  are,  but  I  want  you  to 
remember  there's  a  lady  at  this  table.  Remember  that, 
please,  or  I'll  be  compelled  to  teach  you  how  to!" 

"Sit  down!"  I  told  him.  "For  heaven's  sake,  sit 
down,  all  of  you!  There's  nothing  to  be  gained  by 
heroics.  And  if  we've  anything  to  say,  we  may  as  well 
say  it  decently." 

The  two  men  exchanged  glances  as  I  ordered  two 
chairs  for  them. 

"Be  so  good,"  I  continued,  motioning  them  toward 
these  chairs.  "And  since  we  have  a  problem  to  dis- 
cuss, there's  no  reason  we  can't  discuss  it  in  a  semi- 
civilized  manner." 

"It's  not  a  problem,"  said  the  man  at  my  shoulder, 
with  something  disagreeably  like  a  sneer. 


268     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Then  by  all  means  don't  let's  make  it  one,"  I  pro- 
tested. 

The  man  behind  me  was  the  first  to  drop  into  the 
empty  seat  on  my  left.  The  other  man  crossed  to 
the  farther  side  of  the  table,  still  watching  me  closely. 
Then  he  felt  for  the  chair  and  slowly  sank  into  it ;  but 
not  once  did  he  take  his  eyes  from  my  face.  I  was 
glad  that  our  circle  had  become  a  compact  one,  for 
the  five  of  us  were  now  ranged  sufficiently  close  about 
the  table  to  fence  off  our  little  white-linen  kingdom  of 
dissension  from  the  rest  of  the  room. 

"That  man's  armed,  remember!"  the  jewel  thief 
suddenly  cried  to  the  stranger  on  my  left.  He  spoke 
both  warningly  and  indignantly.  His  flash  of  anger, 
in  fact,  seemed  an  uncontrollable  one. 

"Where's  your  gun?"  said  the  quiet-eyed  man  at 
my  side.  His  own  hand  was  in  his  pocket,  I  noticed, 
and  there  was  a  certain  malignant  line  of  purpose  about 
his  mouth  which  I  did  not  at  all  like. 

Yet  I  was  able  to  laugh  a  little  as  I  put  the  magazine 
revolver  down  on  the  table;  it  had  memories  which 
were  amusing. 

The  quick  motion  with  which  he  removed  that  gun, 
however,  was  even  more  laughable.  Yet  my  returning 
sense  of  humor  in  no  way  impressed  him. 

"Where'd  you  get  that  gun?"  he  inquired. 

I  nodded  my  head  toward  the  white-faced  man  op- 
posite me. 

"I  took  it  away  from  your  friend  there,"  was  my 
answer. 

"And  what  else  did  you  take  ?" 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  269 

There  was  something  impressive  about  the  man's 
sheer  impersonality.     It  so  kept  things  down  to  cases. 

"This  pearl  necklace  with  the  ruby  clasp,"  I  an- 
swered. 

"Why?"  demanded  my  interlocutor. 

"Because  he  stole  it,"  was  my  prompt  retort.     The 
big  man  was  silent  for  a  moment. 

"From  whom?" 

"From  the  lady  you  have  the  honor  of  facing,"  I 
answered. 

"Where?"  was  his  next  question. 

I  told  him.    He  was  again  silent  for  a  second  or  two. 

"D'you  know  who  this  man  is?"  he  said,  with  a 
curt  head-nod  toward  his  white-faced  colleague. 

"Yes,"  I  answered. 

"What  is  he?" 

"He's  a  jewel  thief." 

The  two  men  stared  at  each  other.  Then  the  man 
at  my  side  rubbed  his  chin  between  a  meditative  thumb 
and  forefinger.  He  was  plainly  puzzled.  He  began  to 
take  on  human  attributes,  and  he  promptly  became  a 
less  interesting  and  a  less  impressive  figure.  He  looked 
at  Alice  Churchill  and  at  her  brother,  and  then  back 
at  me  again. 

Then,  having  once  more  absently  caressed  his  chin, 
he  swung  about  and  faced  the  wondering  and  silent 
girl  who  sat  opposite  him. 

"Excuse  me,  miss,  but  would  you  mind  answering 
a  question  or  two?" 

It  was  her  brother  who  spoke  before  she  had  time 
to  answer. 


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270     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Wait,"  he  interposed.  "Just  who  are  you,  any- 
way? 

The  man,  for  answer,  lifted  the  lapel  of  his  coat 
and  exhibited  a  silver  badge. 

"Well,  what  does  that  mean?"  demanded  the  quite 
unimpressed  youth. 

"That  I'm  an  officer." 

"What  kind— a  detective?" 

"Yes." 

"For  what?     For  this  place?" 

'No,  for  the  Maiden  Lane  Protective  Association." 

'Well,  what's  that  got  to  do  with  us  ?" 

The  large-bodied  man  looked  at  him  a  little  im- 
patiently. 

"You'll  understand  that  when  the  time  comes,"  was 
his  retort.  "Now,  young  lady,"  he  began  again,  swing- 
ing back  to  the  puzzled  girl,  "do  you  say  you  lost  a 
necklace  in  that  theater-box?" 

The  girl  nodded. 

"Yes,  I  must  have,"  she  answered,  looking  a  little 
frightened. 

"And  you  say  it  was  stolen  from  you  ?" 

"No,  I  didn't  say  that.  I  had  my  necklace  on  when 
I  was  in  the  box — both  Benny  and  I  know  that." 

"And  it  disappeared  ?" 

"Yes." 

"When?" 

"I  noticed  it  was  gone  when  I  sat  down  at  the  table 
here." 

The  dominating  gentleman  turned  round  to  me. 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  271 

"You  saw  the  necklace  from  the  second  box?"  he 
demanded. 

"I  did,"  was  my  answer. 

"And  you  saw  it  disappear?"  he  demanded. 

"I  saw  when  it  disappeared,"  I  retorted. 

The  jewel  thief  with  the  crumpled  shirt-front  tried 
to  break  in  at  this  juncture,  but  the  bigger  man  quickly 
silenced  him  with  an  impatient  side  swing  of  the 
hand. 

"When  was  that?"  he  continued. 

"What  difference  does  it  make?"  I  calmly  inquired, 
resenting  the  peremptoriness  of  his  interrogations. 

He  stopped  short  and  looked  up  at  me.  Then  the 
first  ghost  of  a  smile,  a  patient  and  almost  sorrowful 
smile,  came  to  his  lips. 

"Well,  we'll  go  at  it  another  way.  You  witnessed 
this  man  across  the  table  take  the  necklace  from  the 
young  lady?" 

"It  practically  amounts  to  that." 

"That  is,  you  actually  detected  him  commit  this 
crime?" 

"I  don't  think  I  said  that." 

"But  you  assumed  he  committed  this  crime?" 

"Rather." 

"Just  when  was  it  committed  ?" 

"During  what  they  call  a  dark  change  in  the  first 
act." 

"You  mean  the  necklace  was  on  before  that  change 
and  gone  when  the  lights  were  turned  up  again  ?" 

"Precisely." 


272     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"And  the  position  and  actions  of  this  man  were 
suspicious  to  you?" 

"Extremely  so." 

"In  what  way?" 

"In  different  ways." 

"He  had  crowded  suspiciously  close  to  the  wearer 
of  the  necklace?" 

"He  had." 

"And  his  eyes  were  glued  on  it  during  the  early 
part  of  that  act?" 

"They  certainly  were." 

"And  you  watched  him?" 

"With  almost  as  much  interest  as  he  watched  the 
necklace." 

"And  after  the  dark  change,  as  you  call  it,  the  lady's 
neck  was  bare?" 

"It  was." 

"You're  sure  of  this?" 

"Positive." 

"And  what  did  this  man  across  the  table  do  ?" 

"Having  got  what  he  was  after,  he  hurried  out  of 
the  theater  and  made  his  escape — or  tried  to  make  his 
escape." 

"It  embarrassed  him,  I  suppose,  to  have  you  study- 
ing him  so  closelv?" 

"He  certainly  looked  embarrassed." 

"Of  course,"  admitted  my  interrogator.  Then  he 
sighed  deeply,  almost  contentedly,  after  which  he  sat 
with  contemplative  and  pursed-up  lips. 

"I  guess  I've  got  this  whole  snarl  now,"  he  com- 
placently admitted.     "All  but  one  kink." 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  273 

"What  one  kink?"  demanded  Benny  Churchill. 

The  man  at  my  side  did  not  answer  him.  Instead, 
he  rose  to  his  feet. 

"I  want  you  to  come  with  me,"  he  had  the  effrontery 
to  remark,  with  a  curt  head-nod  in  my  direction. 

"I  much  prefer  staying  here,"  I  retorted.  And  for 
the  second  time  he  smiled  his  saddened  smile. 

"Oh,  it's  nothing  objectionable,"  he  explained.  "No- 
body's going  to  hurt  you.  And  we'll  be  back  here  in 
ten  minutes." 

"But,  oddly  enough,  I  have  rooted  objections  to  de- 
serting my  guests." 

"Your  guests  won't  be  sorry,  I  imagine,"  he  replied, 
as  he  looked  at  his  silver  turnip  of  a  watch.  "And 
we're  losing  good  time." 

"Please  go,"  said  Alice  Churchill,  emboldened,  ap- 
parently, by  some  instinctive  conclusion  which  she 
could  not,  or  did  not  care  to,  explain.  And  she  was 
backed  up,  I  noticed,  by  a  nod  from  her  brother. 

I  also  noticed,  as  I  rose  to  my  feet,  that  I  still  held 
the  necklace  in  my  hand.  I  was  a  little  puzzled  as  to 
just  what  to  do  with  it. 

"That,"  said  the  sagacious  stranger,  "you'd  better 
leave  here.  Let  the  young  lady  keep  it  until  we  get 
back.  And  you,  Fessant,"  he  went  on,  turning  to  the 
belligerent-lipped  jewel  thief,  "you  stay  right  here  and 
make  yourself  pleasant.  And  without  bein'  rude,  you 
might  see  that  the  young  lady  and  her  brother  stay 
right  here  with  you." 

Then  he  took  me  companionably  by  the  arm  and 
led  me  away. 


274     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"What's  the  exact  meaning  of  all  this?"  I  inquired 
as  we  threaded  our  course  out  to  the  cab-stand  and 
went  dodging  westward  along  Forty-third  Street  in  a 
taxi.  The  rain,  I  noticed,  through  the  fogged  window, 
was  still  falling. 

"I  want  you  to  show  me  exactly  where  that  man  sat 
in  that  box,"  was  his  answer.  "And  two  minutes  in 
the  theater  will  do  it." 

"And  what  good,"  I  inquired,  "is  that  going  to  do 
me?" 

"It  may  do  you  a  lot  of  good,"  he  retorted,  as  he 
flung  open  the  cab  door. 

"I  feel  rather  sorry  for  you  if  it  doesn't,"  was  my 
answer  as  I  followed  him  out.  We  had  drawn  up  be- 
fore a  desolate-looking  stage  door  over  which  burned 
an  even  more  desolate-looking  electric  bulb.  The  man 
turned  and  looked  at  me  with  a  short  ghost  of  a 
grunt,  more  of  disgust  than  contempt. 

"You're  pretty  nifty,  aren't  you,  for  a  New  York 
edition  of  Jesse  James  ?" 

And  without  waiting  for  my  answer  he  began  kick- 
ing on  the  shabby-looking  stage  door  with  his  foot. 
He  was  still  kicking  there  when  the  door  itself  was 
opened  by  a  man  in  a  gray  uniform,  obviously  the 
night  watchman. 

"Hello,  Tim !"  said  the  one. 

"Hello,  Bud !"  said  the  other. 

"Doorman  gone?" 

"  'Bout  an  hour  ago!" 

Then  ensued  a  moment  of  silence. 

"Burnside  say  anything  was  turned  in  ?" 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  275 

"Didn't  hear  of  it,"  was  the  watchman's  answer. 

"My  friend  here  thinks  he's  left  something  in  a 
box.     Could  you  let  us  through?" 

"Sure,"  was  the  easy  response.  "I'll  throw  on  the 
house-lights  for  youse.     Watch  your  way!" 

He  preceded  us  through  a  maze  of  painted  canvas 
and  what  looked  like  the  backs  of  gigantic  picture- 
frames.  He  stepped  aside  for  a  moment  to  turn  on  a 
switch.  Then  he  opened  a  narrow  door  covered  with 
sheet-iron,  and  we  found  ourselves  facing  the  box  en- 
trances. 

My  companion  motioned  me  into  the  second  box 
while  he  stepped  briskly  into  that  nearer  the  foot-lights. 

"Now,  the  young  lady  sat  there,"  he  said,  placing  the 
gilt  chair  back  against  the  brass  railing.  Then  he  sat 
down  in  it,  facing  the  stage.  Having  done  so,  he 
took  off  his  hat  and  placed  it  on  the  box  floor.  "Now 
you  show  me  where  that  man  sat." 

I  placed  the  chair  against  the  plush-covered  parapet 
and  dropped  into  it. 

"Here,"  I  explained,  "within  two  feet  of  where  you 
are." 

"All  right!"  was  his  sudden  and  quite  unexpected 
rejoinder.    "That's  enough !    That'll  do !" 

He  reached  down  and  groped  about  for  his  hat  be- 
fore rising  from  the  chair.  He  brushed  it  with  the 
sleeve  of  his  coat  absently,  and  then  stepped  out  of 
the  box. 

"We'd  better  be  getting  back,"  he  called  to  me  from 
the  sheet-iron  covered  doorway. 

"Back  to  what?"  I  demanded,  as  I  followed  him  out 


276    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

through  the  canvas-lined  maze  again,  feeling  that  he 
was  in  some  way  tricking  me,  resenting  the  foolish 
mystery  which  he  was  flinging  about  the  whole  foolish 
maneuver. 

"Back  to  those  guests  of  yours  and  some  good  old- 
fashioned  common  sense,"  was  his  retort. 

But  during  the  ride  back  to  Sherry's  he  had  noth- 
ing further  to  say  to  me.  His  answers  to  the  ques- 
tions I  put  to  him  were  either  evasive  or  monosyllabic. 
He  even  yawned,  yawned  openly  and  audibly,  as  we 
drew  up  at  the  carriage  entrance  of  that  munificently 
lighted  hostelry.  He  now  seemed  nothing  more  than 
a  commonplace  man  tired  out  at  the  completion  of  a 
commonplace  task.  He  even  seemed  a  trifle  impatient 
at  my  delay  as  I  waited  to  check  my  hat  and  coat — 
a  formality  in  which  he  did  not  join  me. 

"Now,  I  can  give  you  people  just  two  minutes,"  he 
said,  as  the  five  of  us  were  once  more  seated  at  the 
same  table  and  he  once  more  consulted  his  turnip  of 
a  watch.     "And  I  guess  that's  more'n  we'll  need." 

He  turned  to  the  wan  and  tired-eyed  girl,  who,  only 
too  plainly,  had  not  altogether  enjoyed  her  wait. 

"You've  got  the  necklace?"  he  asked. 

She  held  up  a  hand  from  which  the  string  of  grad- 
uated pearls  dangled.    The  man  then  turned  to  me. 

"You  took  this  string  of  pearls  away  from  this 
man?"  he  asked,  with  a  quick  nod  toward  the  jewel 
thief. 

"I  assuredly  did,"  was  my  answer. 

"Knowing  he  had  taken  them  from  this  young  lady 
earlier  in  the  evening?" 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  277 

"Your  assumption  bears  every  mark  of  genius!"  I 
assured  him. 

He  turned  back  to  the  girl. 

"Is  that  your  necklace?"  he  curtly  demanded. 

The  girl  looked  at  me  with  clouded  and  troubled 
eyes.  We  all  felt,  in  some  foolish  way,  that  the  mo- 
ment was  a  climactic  one. 

"No !"  she  answered,  in  little  more  than  a  whisper. 

"You're  positive?" 

She  nodded  her  head  without  speaking.  The  man 
turned  to  me. 

"Yet  you  followed  this  man,  assaulted  him,  and 
forcibly  took  that  necklace  away  from  him  ?" 

"Hold  on!"  I  cried,  angered  by  that  calmly  peda- 
gogic manner  of  his.     "I  want  you  to  un — " 

He  stopped  me  with  a  sharp  move  of  the  hand. 

"Don't  go  over  all  that !"  he  said.  "It's  a  waste  of 
'time.  The  point  is,  that  necklace  is  not  your  friend's. 
But  I'm  going  to  tell  you  what  it  is.  It's  a  duplicate 
of  it,  stone  for  stone.  The  lady,  I  think,  will  agree 
with  me  on  that.    Am  I  right  ?" 

The  girl  nodded. 

"Then  what  the  devil's  this  man  doing  with  it?" 
demanded  Benny  Churchill,  before  any  of  us  could 
speak. 

"S'pose  you  wait  and  find  out  who  this  man  is !" 

"Well,  who  is  he?"  I  inquired,  resolved  that  no 
hand,  however  artful,  was  going  to  pull  the  wool  over 
my  eyes. 

"This  man,"  said  my  unperturbed  and  big-shoul- 
dered  friend,   "is   the  pearl-matcher   for  Cohen   and 


278     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Greenhut,  the  Maiden  Lane  importers.  Wait,  don't 
interrupt  me.  Miss  Churchill's  necklace,  I  understand, 
was  one  of  the  finest  in  this  town.  His  house  had  an 
order  to  duplicate  it.  He  took  the  first  chance,  when 
the  pearls  had  been  matched  and  strung,  to  see  that 
he'd  done  his  job  right." 

"And  you  mean  to  tell  me,"  I  cried,  "that  he  hung 
over  a  box-rail  and  lifted  a  string  of  pearls  from  a 
lady's  neck  just  to — " 

"Hold  on  there,  my  friend,"  cut  in  the  big-limbed 
man.  "He  found  this  lady  was  going  to  be  in  that 
box  wearin'  that  necklace." 

"And  having  reviewed  its  chaste  beauty,  he  sneaked 
out  of  his  own  box  and  ran  like  a  chased  cur!" 

"Hold  your  horses  now!  Can't  you  see  that  he 
thought  you  were  the  crook?  If  you  had  a  bunch  of 
stones  like  that  on  you  and  a  stranger  butted  in  and 
started  trailin'  you,  wouldn't  you  do  your  best  to  melt 
away  when  you  had  the  chance?"  demanded  the  of- 
ficer. Then  he  looked  at  me  again  with  his  wearily 
uplifted  eyebrows.  "Oh,  I  guess  you  were  all  right  as 
far  as  you  went,  but,  like  most  amateurs,  you  didn't 
go  quite  far  enough!" 

It  was  Benny  Churchill  who  spoke  up  before  I  could 
answer.  His  voice,  as  he  spoke,  was  oddly  thin  and 
childlike. 

"But  why  in  heaven's  name  should  he  want  to  dupli- 
cate my  sister's  jewelry?" 

"For  another  woman,  with  more  money  than  brains, 
or  the  know-how,  or  whatever  you  want  to  call  it," 
was  the  impassive  response. 


A  RIALTO  RAIN-STORM  279 

I  saw  the  girl  across  the  table  from  me  push  the 
necklace  away  from  her,  and  leave  it  lying  there  in  a 
glimmering  heap  on  the  white  table.  I  promptly  and 
quietly  reached  out  and  took  possession  of  it,  for  I 
still  had  my  own  ideas  of  the  situation. 

"That's  all  very  well,"  I  cried,  "and  very  interesting. 
But  what  I  want  to  know  is :  who  got  the.  first  neck- 
lace r 

The  big- framed  man  looked  once  more  at  his  watch. 
Then  he  looked  a  little  wearily  at  me. 

"I  got  'em!" 

"You've  got  them?"  echoed  both  the  girl  and  her 
brother.  It  was  plain  that  the  inconsequentialities  of 
the  last  hour  had  been  a  little  too  much  for  them. 

The  man  thrust  a  huge  hand  down  in  the  pocket  of 
his  damp  and  somewhat  unshapely  overcoat. 

"Yes,  I  got  'em  here,"  he  explained  as  he  drew  his 
hand  away  and  held  the  glimmering  string  up  to  the 
light.  "I  picked  'em  up  from  the  corner  of  that  box 
where  they  slipped  off  the  lady's  neck." 

He  rose  placidly  and  ponderously  to  his  feet. 

"And  I  guess  that's  about  all,"  he  added  as  he 
squinted  through  an  uncurtained  strip  of  plate  glass 
and  slowly  turned  up  his  coat  collar,  "except  that  some 
of  us  outdoor  guys'll  sure  get  webfooted  if  this  rain 
keeps  up!" 


CHAPTER  X 

THE  THUMB-TAP   CLUE 

T  WAS  being  followed.  Of  that  there  was  no  longer 
*■•  a  shadow  of  doubt.  Move  by  move  and  turn  by 
turn,  for  even  longer  than  I  had  been  openly  aware 
of  it,  some  one  had  been  quietly  shadowing  me. 

Now,  if  one  thing  more  than  another  stirs  the  blood 
of  the  man  who  has  occasion  to  walk  by  night,  it  is 
the  discovery  that  his  step*  are  being  dogged.  The 
thought  of  being  watched,  of  having  a  possible  enemy 
behind  one,  wakens  a  thrill  that  is  ancestral. 

So,  instead  of  continuing  my  busily  aimless  circuit 
about  that  high-spiked  iron  fence  which  encloses  Gra- 
mercy  Park,  I  shot  off  at  a  tangent,  continuing  from 
its  northwest  corner  in  a  straight  line  toward  Fourth 
Avenue  and  Broadway. 

I  had  thought  myself  alone  in  that  midnight  abode 
of  quietness.  Only  the  dread  of  a  second  sleepless 
night  had  kept  me  there,  goading  me  on  in  my  febrile 
revolutions  until  weariness  should  send  me  stumbling 
off  my  circuit  like  a  six-day  rider  off  his  wheel. 

Once  I  was  in  the  house-shadows  where  Twenty-first 
Street  again  begins  I  swung  about  and  waited.  I 
stood  there,  in  a  sort  of  quiet  belligerency,  watching 
the  figure  of  the  man  who  had  been  dogging  my  steps. 
I  saw  him  turn  southward  in  the  square,  as  though  my 
flight  were  a  matter  of  indifference  to  him.  Yet  the 
sudden  relieving  thought  that  his  movements  might 

280 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  281 

have  been  as  aimless  as  my  own  was  swallowed  up  by 
a  second  and  more  interesting  discovery. 

It  was  the  discovery  that  the  man  whom  I  had  ac- 
cepted as  following  me  was  in  turn  being  followed  by 
yet  another  man. 

I  waited  until  this  strange  pair  had  made  a  full 
circuit  of  the  iron-fenced  enclosure.  Then  I  turned 
back  into  the  square,  walking  southward  until  I  came 
opposite  my  own  house  door.  The  second  man  must 
have  seen  me  as  I  did  so.  Apparently  suspicious  of 
possible  espionage,  he  loitered  with  assumed  careless- 
ness at  the  park's  southern  corner.  The  first  man, 
the  slighter  and  younger-looking  figure  of  the  two, 
kept  on  his  unheeding  way,  as  though  he  were  the 
ghost-like  competitor  in  some  endless  nightmare  of  a 
Marathon. 

My  contemplation  of  him  was  interrupted  by  the 
advent  of  a  fourth  figure,  a  figure  which  seemed  to 
bring  something  sane  and  reassuring  to  a  situation 
that  was  momentarily  growing  more  ridiculous.  For 
the  newcomer  was  McCooey,  the  patrolman.  He 
swung  around  to  me  without  speaking,  like  a  ferry 
swinging  into  its  slip.  Then  he  stood  looking  impas- 
sively up  at  the  impassive  November  stars. 

"Yuh're  out  late,"  he  finally  commented,  with  that 
careless  ponderosity  which  is  the  step-child  of  unques- 
tioned authority. 

"McCooey,"  I  said,  "there's  a  night  prowler  going 
around  this  park  of  yours.  He's  doing  it  for  about 
the  one  hundred  and  tenth  time.  And  I  wish  you'd 
find  out  what  in  heaven  he  means  by  it." 


282     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Been  disturbin'  yuh?"  casually  asked  the  law  in- 
carnate. Yet  he  put  the  question  as  an  indulgent  phy- 
sician might  to  a  patient.  McCooey  was  of  that  type 
which  it  is  both  a  joy  and  a  temptation  to  mystify. 

"He's  assaulted  my  curiosity,"  I  solemnly  com- 
plained. 

"D'  yuh  mean  he's  been  interferin'  wid  yuh?"  de- 
manded my  literal  friend. 

"I  mean  he's  invaded  my  peace  of  mind." 

"Then  I'll  see  what  he's  afther,"  was  the  other's 
answer.  And  a  moment  later  he  was  swinging  negli- 
gently out  across  the  pavement  at  a  line  which  would 
converge  with  the  path  of  the  nervously  pacing  strang- 
er. I  could  see  the  two  round  the  corner  almost  to- 
gether. I  could  see  McCooey  draw  nearer  and  nearer. 
I  could  even  see  that  he  had  turned  and  spoken  to  the 
night  walker  as  they  went  down  the  square  together 
past  the  lights  of  the  Players. 

I  could  see  that  this  night-walker  showed  neither 
resentment  nor  alarm  at  being  so  accosted.  And  I 
could  also  see  that  the  meeting  of  the  two  was  a  source 
of  much  mystification  to  the  third  man,  the  man  who 
still  kept  a  discreet  watch  from  the  street  corner  on 
my  right. 

McCooey  swung  back  to  where  I  stood.  He  swung 
back  resentfully,  like  a  retriever  who  had  been  sent  on 
a  blind  trail. 

"What's  he  after,  anyway?"  I  irritably  inquired. 

"He  says  he's  afther  sleep!" 

"After  what?"I  demanded. 

McCooey  blinked  up  at  a  sky  suddenly  reddened  by 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  283 

an  East  River  gas-flare.  Then  he  took  a  deep  and  dis- 
interested breath. 

"He  says  he's  afther  sleep,"  repeated  the  patrol- 
man. ''Unless  he  gets  her,  says  he,  he's  goin  to  walk 
into  the  East  River." 

"What's  the  matter  with  the  man,  anyway?"  I  asked, 
for  that  confession  had  brought  the  pacing  stranger 
into  something  very  close  and  kindred  to  me. 

"  'Tis  nothin'  much,"  was  the  big  man's  answer. 
"Like  as  not  he's  been  over-eatin'  and  havin'  a  bad 
night  or  two." 

And  with  that  my  friend  the  patrolman,  turning  on 
his  heel,  pursued  his  way  through  the  quiet  canyons  of 
the  streets  where  a  thousand  happy  sleepers  knew 
nothing  of  his  coming  and  saw  nothing  of  his  going. 

I  stood  there,  looking  after  him  as  he  went.  Then 
I  crossed  to  the  northwest  corner  of  that  iron-fenced 
enclosure  and  waited  for  that  youth  whom  the  arm  of 
wakefulness  was  swinging  about  like  a  stone  in  a  sling. 

I  deliberately  blocked  his  way  as  he  tried  to  edge 
irritably  about  me. 

"Pardon  me,"  I  began.  He  looked  up,  like  a  som- 
nambulist suddenly  awakened.  "Pardon  me,  but  I 
think  I  ought  to  warn  you  that  you  are  being  fol- 
lowed." 

"Am  I?" 

"Yes;  and  I  think  you  ought  to  know  it." 

"Oh,  I  know  it,"  was  his  apathetic  response.  "I'm 
even  beginning  to  get  used  to  it." 

He  stepped  back  and  leaned  against  the  iron  fence. 
His  face,  under  the  street-lamps,  was  a  very  unhappy 


284     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

looking  one.  It  carried  a  woebegone  impassivity,  the 
impassivity  which  implied  he  was  so  submerged  in  mis- 
ery that  no  further  blow  could  be  of  consequence  to 
him.  And  yet,  beyond  the  fixed  pallor  of  that  face  there 
was  something  appealing,  some  trace  of  finer  things, 
some  touch  which  told  me  that  he  and  the  nocturnal 
underworld  had  nothing  in  common. 

"But  are  you  getting  used  to  the  other  thing?"  I 
asked. 

"What  other  thing?"  was  his  slow  inquiry.  I  could 
see  the  twin  fires  of  some  dull  fever  burnine  in  the 
depths  of  his  cavernous  eyes. 

"Going  without  sleep,"  I  answered.  For  the  sec- 
ond time  he  stared  at  me. 

"But  I'm  going  to  sleep,"  he  answered.  "I've  got 
to!" 

"We  all  have  to,"  I  platitudinously  remarked.  "But 
there  are  times  when  we  all  don't." 

He  laughed  a  curious  little  mirthless  laugh. 

"Are  you  ever  troubled  that  way?"  he  asked. 

We  stood  there  facing  each  other,  like  two  kindred 
ghosts  communing  amid  the  quietness  of  a  catacomb. 
Then  I  laughed,  but  not  so  bitterly,  I  hope,  as  he  had 
done. 

"I've  walked  this  square,"  I  told  him,  "a  thousand 
times  to  your  one." 

"I've  been  doing  it  "here  for  the  last  three  hours," 
he  quietly  confessed. 

"And  it's  done  you  up,"  I  rejoined.  "And  what 
we  both  need  is  a  quiet  smoke  and  an  hour  or  two 
with  our  feet  up  on  something?" 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  285 

"That's  very  good  of  you,"  he  had  the  grace  to  ad- 
mit, as  his  gaze  followed  mine  toward  the  house  door. 
"But  there  are  a  number  of  things  I've  got  to  think 
out." 

He  was  a  decent  sort.  There  was  no  doubt  of  that. 
But  it  was  equally  plain  that  he  was  in  a  bad  way 
about  something  or  other. 

"Let's  think  it  out  together!"  I  had  the  boldness  to 
suggest. 

He  laughed  mirthlessly,  though  he  was  already  mov- 
ing southward  along  the  square  with  me  as  he  began 
to  speak  again. 

"There  is  something  I've  got  to  think  out  alone,"  he 
told  me.  He  spoke,  this  time  without  resentment,  and 
I  was  glad  of  it.  That  unhappy-eyed  youth  had  in  some 
way  got  a  grip,  if  not  on  my  affection,  at  least  on  my 
interest.  And  in  our  infirmity  we  had  a  bond  of  sym- 
pathy. We  were  like  two  refugees  pursued  by  the 
same  bloodhounds  and  seeking  the  same  trails  of 
escape.  I  felt  that  I  was  violating  no  principle  of  reti- 
cence in  taking  him  by  the  arm. 

"But  why  can't  you  slip  in  to  my  digs,"  I  suggested, 
"for  a  smoke  and  a  drop  of  Bristol  Milk?" 

I  was  actually  wheedling  and  coaxing  him,  as  a  stub- 
born child  is  coaxed. 

"Milk!"  he  murmured.     "I  never  drink  milk." 

"But,  my  dear  man,  Bristol  Milk  isn't  the  kind  that 
comes  from  cows.  It's  seventy-year  old  sherry  that's 
been  sent  on  a  sea-voyage  to  Australia  and  back.  It's 
something  that's  oil  to  the  throat  and  music  to  the 
senses !" 


236    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

He  looked  at  me  as  though  the  whole  width  of  a 
Hudson  River  flowed  between  us. 

"That  sounds  appealing,"  he  acknowledged.  "But 
I'm  in  a  mess  that  even  Bristol  Milk  won't  wash  me 
out  of." 

"Well,  if  it's  that  bad,  it's  worth  forgetting  for  an 
hour  or  two!"  I  announced.  He  laughed  again,  re- 
laxingly.  I  took  a  firmer  and  more  fraternal  grip  on 
his  arm. 

And  side  by  side  we  went  up  the  steps  and  through 
the  door  into  the  quietness  of  that  sober-fronted  house 
which  I  still  called  by  the  empty  name  of  home. 

In  five  minutes  I  had  a  hickory  log  ablaze  in  the  fire- 
place, the  library-chairs  drawn  up,  and  Criswell,  my 
captive,  with  his  hat  and  coat  off.  At  his  side  stood  a 
plate  of  biscuits  and  a  glass  of  Bristol  Milk.  But  he 
seemed  to  find  more  consolation  in  sitting  back  and 
peering  at  the  play  of  the  flames.  His  face  was  a 
very  tired  one.  The  skin  was  clammy  and  dead-look- 
ing ;  and  yet  from  the  depths  of  that  fatigue  flared  the 
familiar  ironic  white  lights  of  wakefulness.  I  think 
I  knew  about  how  he  felt. 

We  sat  there  without  speaking,  yet  not  unconscious 
of  a  silent  communion  of  thought.  I  knew,  however, 
that  Bristol  Milk  was  not  in  the  habit  of  leaving  a 
man  long  tongued-tied.  So  I  turned  to  refill  his  glass. 
I  had  noticed  that  his  hands  were  shaky,  just  as  I  had 
noticed  the  telltale  twitch  to  one  of  his  eyelids.  But 
when  his  uncontrolled  fingers  accidently  knocked  the 
glass  from  the  edge  of  the  table,  it  gave  me  a  bit  of 
a  start. 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  287 

He  sat  there  looking  studiously  down  at  the  scat- 
tered pieces  of  crystal. 

'Tt's  hell!"  he  suddenly  burst  out. 

"What  is?"  I  inquired. 

"Being  in  this  sort  of  shape!"  was  his  vehement 
response.  I  did  not  permit  myself  to  look  at  him. 
Sympathy  was  not  the  sort  of  thing  he  needed.  Sev- 
enty-year-old sherry,  I  felt,  was  more  to  the  purpose. 

"Especially  when  we  haven't  any  excuse  for  it,"  I 
lazily  commented,  passing  him  a  second  glass,  filling 
it,  and  turning  to  watch  the  fire. 

"Warming  stuff,  that  Bristol  Milk,"  he  said  with  a 
catch  of  the  breath  that  was  too  short  to  be  called  a 
sigh.  Then,  laughing  and  wiping  the  sweat  from  his 
forehead,  he  went  on  with  an  incoherence  that  ap- 
proached that  of  childhood. 

"I've  got  an  excuse." 

I  waited  for  a  moment  or  two. 

"What  is  it?" 

"That  man  you  saw  trailing  me  around  the  square, 
for  one  thing." 

"Even  that  isn't  altogether  an  excuse,"  I  maintained. 

"But  it's  what  he  stands  for,"  protested  my  visitor. 
He  sat  staring  into  the  fire  for  a  minute  or  two.  I  sat 
beside  him,  again  conscious  of  some  inarticulate  and 
evasive  companionship. 

"How  did  it  begin  ?"  I  finally  asked. 

He  took  a  deep  breath.  Then  he  closed  his  eyes. 
And  when  he  spoke  he  did  so  without  opening  them. 

"I  don't  think  I  could  explain,"  was  his  listless 
answer. 


288     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Make  a  try  at  it,"  I  urged.  "Let's  ventilate  the 
thing,  canalize  it  Let's  throw  a  little  light  and  order 
into  it." 

He  moved  his  head  up  and  down,  slowly,  as  though 
he  had  some  vague  comprehension  of  the  psychology 
of  confession,  some  knowledge  of  the  advantages  of 
"exteriorating"  secret  offenses.  Then  he  sat  very  still 
and  tense. 

"But  there's  no  way  of  ventilating  this.  There's  no 
way  of  knocking  a  window  in  it  It's — it's  only  a 
blank  wall." 

"Why  a  blank  wall?"  I  inquired. 

He  turned  and  looked  past  me,  with  unseeing  eyes. 

"Because  I  can't  remember,"  he  said  in  a  voice  which 
made  it  seem  that  he  was  speaking  more  to  himself 
than  to  me.  He  looked  about  him,  with  a  helplessness 
that  was  pitiful.  "I  can't  remember!"  he  repeated, 
with  the  forlornness  of  a  frightened  child. 

"That's  exactly  what  I  wanted  to  get  at,"  I  cried, 
with  a  pretense  at  confident  and  careless  intimacy.  "So 
let's  clear  away  in  front  of  the  blank  wall.  Let's  at 
least  try  a  kick  or  two  at  it." 

"It's  no  use,"  he  complained. 

"Well,  let's  try*,"  I  persisted,  with  forced  cheerful- 
ness.    "Let's  get  at  the  beginning  of  things." 

"How  far  back  do  you  want  me  to  go?"  he  finally 
asked.  He  spoke  with  the  weary  listlessness  of  a  pa- 
tient confronted  by  an  unwelcome  practitioner. 

"Let's  begin  right  at  the  first,"  I  blithely  suggested 

He  sat  looking  at  his  shaking  fingers  for  a  moment 
or  two. 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  289 

"There's  really  nothing  much  to  begin  at,"  he  tried 
to  explain.  'These  things  don't  seem  to  begin  in  a 
minute,  or  an  hour,  or  a  day." 

"Of  course  not,"  I  assented  as  I  waited  for  him  to 
go  on. 

"The  thing  I  noticed  at  the  time,  about  the  only 
thing  I  even  thought  of,  was  that  my  memory  seemed 
to  have  a  blind  spot — a  blind  spot  the  same  as  an  eye 
has." 

"111?"    I  asked.    "Or  overworking?" 

"I  guess  I'd  been  pounding  away  pretty  hard.  I 
know  I  had.  You  see,  I  wanted  to  make  good  in  that 
office.  So  I  must  have  been  biting  off  more  than  I 
could  chew." 

"What  office?"  I  asked  as  he  came  to  a  stop.  He 
looked  up  at  me  with  a  stare  of  dazed  perplexity. 

"Didn't  I  tell  you  that?"  he  asked,  massaging  his 
frontal  bone  with  the  ends  of  his  unsteady  fingers. 
"Why,  I  mean  John  Lockwood's  office." 

"John  Lockwood?"  I  repeated,  with  a  sudden  tight- 
ening of  the  nerves.  "Do  you  mean  the  railway-invest- 
ment man,  the  man  who  made  so  many  millions  up 
along  the  northwest  coast  ?" 

The  youth  in  the  chair  nodded.  And  I  made  an 
effort  to  control  my  feelings,  for  John  Lockwood,  I 
knew  only  too  well,  was  the  father  of  Mary  Lockwood. 
He,  like  myself,  had  exploited  the  Frozen  North,  but 
had  exploited  it  in  a  manner  very  different  from 
mine. 

"Go  on,"  I  said,  after  quite  a  long  pause. 

"Lockwood  brought  me  down  from  the  Canadian 


290     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

Northern  offices  in  Winnipeg.     He  said  he'd  give  me 
a  chance  in  the  East — the  chance  of  my  life." 

"What  were  you  in  his  office?" 

"I  suppose  you'd  call  it  private  secretary.  But  I 
don't  think  he  knew  what  I  was  himself." 

"And  he  let  you  overwork  yourself  ?" 

"No,  I  can't  say  that.  It  wasn't  his  fault.  You 
see,  his  work  this  summer  kept  him  out  at  the  coast 
a  good  deal  of  the  time.  He  had  an  English  mining 
engineer  named  Carlton  looking  over  some  British 
Columbia  interests." 

"And  you  carried  on  the  office  work  while  Lockwood 
was  out  west  ?" 

"I  did  what  I  could  to  keep  my  end  of  the  thing 
going.  But,  you  see,  it  was  all  so  new  to  me.  I 
hadn't  got  deep  enough  into  the  work  to  organize  it 
the  way  I  wanted  to.  There  were  a  lot  of  little  things 
that  couldn't  be  organized." 

"Why  not?" 

"Well,  this  man  Carlton,  for  instance,  had  Lock- 
wood's  office  look  after  his  English  mail.  All  his  let- 
ters had  to  be  sent  on  to  whatever  point  he  reported 
from." 

"Well?" 

"When  Lockwood  was  away  from  the  office  he  depu- 
tized me  to  look  after  his  mail,  sign  for  the  registered 
letters,  re-direct  telegrams,  see  that  everything  went 
through  to  the  right  point.  It  was  quite  a  heavy  mail. 
Carlton,  I  guess,  was  a  man  of  importance,  and  be- 
sides that  he  was  investing  for  friends  at  home.  Look- 
ing after  it,  of  course,  was  simple  enough,  but — " 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  291 

"Wait!"  I  interrupted.  "Has  this  mail  anything  to 
do  with  our  blank  wall  ?" 

He  looked  about  at  me  as  though  he  had  seen  me 
for  the  first  time,  as  though  all  that  while  he  had  been 
merely  thinking  aloud. 

"Why  that  is  the  blank  wall,"  he  cried. 

"How?"  I  demanded. 

"Four  weeks  ago  Lockwood  came  back  from  the 
West.  On  the  same  day  a  registered  letter  came  to 
the  office  for  young  Carlton.  That  letter  held  twe1ve 
Bank  of  England  notes  for  a  hundred  pounds  facifc 
About  six  thousand  dollars  altogether." 

"Where  did  it  come  from?" 

"From  Montreal,  from  Carlton's  own  father.  He 
wanted  the  money  forwarded  to  his  son.  The  older 
man  was  on  his  way  back  to  England.  The  younger 
Carlton  was  looking  up  certain  lands  his  father  wanted 
to  invest  in.  Young  Carlton's  movements  were  rather 
uncertain,  so  his  father  made  sure  by  sending  the  letter 
to  our  office — to  Lockwood's  office." 

"And  you  were  still  acting  as  poste  restante  for  the 
Carlton  out  in  British  Columbia?" 

"Yes,  we'd  been  receiving  and  forwarding  his  mail." 

"And?" 

"We  also  received  this  registered  letter  from  Mon- 
treal.   That's  where  the  blank  wall  comes  in." 

"How?" 

"We've  no  record  of  that  letter  ever  going  out  of 
our  office." 

He  looked  at  me  as  though  he  expected  me  to  be 
more  electrified  than  I  found  it  possible  to  be. 


292    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Lost,  stolen,  or  strayed?"  I  asked. 

"That's  what  I'd  give  my  eye-teeth  to  know,"  he 
solemnly  asserted. 

"But  where  do  you  come  in?" 

His  answer  was  given  without  the  slightest  shade 
of  emotion. 

"I  signed  for  the  letter." 

"Then  you  remember  that  much  ?" 

"No,  I  don't  remember  it.  But  when  they  began  to 
in-estigate  through  the  post-office,  I  knew  my  own 
rt^iature  when  I  saw  it." 

"With  no  chance  of  mistake,  or  forgery  ?" 

"It  was  my  own  signature." 

"And  you  don't  even  remember  getting  the  letter?" 

"I've  gone  back  over  that  day  with  draghooks.  I've 
thought  over  it  all  night  at  a  stretch,  but  I  can't  get 
one  clear  idea  of  what  I  did." 

The  force  of  the  situation  was  at  last  coming  home 
to  me. 

"And  they're  holding  you  responsible  for  the  dis- 
appearance of  that  letter?" 

"Good  God,  I'm  holding  myself  responsible  for  it! 
It's  been  hanging  over  me  for  nearly  a  month.  And 
I  can't  stand  much  more  of  it!" 

"Then  let's  go  back  to  possibilities.  Have  you  ever 
checked  them  over?" 

"I've  gone  over  'em  like  a  scrutineer  over  a  voter's 
list.  I've  tested  'em  all,  one  by  one;  but  they  all  end 
up  at  the  blank  wall." 

"Well,  before  we  go  back  to  these  possibilities  again, 
how  about  the  personal  equation  ?    Have  you  any  feel- 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  293 

ing,  any  emotional  bias,  any  one  inclination  about  the 
thing,  no  matter  how  ridiculous  it  may  seem?" 

He  closed  his  eyes,  and  appeared  to  be  deep  in 
thought. 

"I've  always  felt  one  thing,"  he  confessed,  "I've  al- 
ways felt — mind  you,  I  only  say  felt — that  when  I 
signed  for  that  Carlton  letter,  I  carried  it  into  Lock- 
wood's  own  room  with  his  own  personal  mail,  and 
either  gave  it  to  him  or  left  it  on  his  desk." 

"What  makes  you  feel  that  ?" 

"In  the  first  place,  I  must  have  known  he'd  seen 
Carlton  recently,  and  had  a  clearer  idea  of  his  address 
at  the  time,  than  I  had.  In  the  second  place,  being 
registered,  it  must  have  impressed  me  as  being  com- 
paratively important." 

"And  Lockwood  himself  ?" 

"He  says  I'm  mistaken.  He  holds  I  never  gave  him 
the  letter,  or  he  would  have  remembered  it." 

"And  circumstances  seem  to  back  him  up  in  this?" 

"Everything  backs  him  up,"  was  the  answer. 

"Then  let's  go  back  to  the  possibilities.  How  about 
theft?  Are  you  sure  every  one  in  the  office  was  re- 
liable?" 

"Every  one  but  me!"  was  his  bitter  retort. 

"Then  how  about  its  being  actually  lost  inside  those 
four  walls?" 

"That's  scarcely  possible.  I've  gone  through  every 
nook  and  drawer  and  file.  I've  gone  over  the  place 
with  a  fine-tooth  comb,  time  and  time  again.  I've  even 
gone  over  my  own  flat,  every  pocket  and  every  corner 
of  every  room." 


294     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Then  you  have  a  home?"  I  asked. 

Again  there  was  the  telltale  neurasthenic  delay  be- 
fore his  answer  came. 

"I  was  married  the  same  week  the  letter  was  lost," 
was  his  response. 

"And  your  wife  hasn't  been  able  to  help  you  re- 
member ?" 

"She  didn't  know  of  it  until  a  week  ago.  Then  she 
saw  I  couldn't  sleep,  and  kept  forgetting  things,  trifling 
little  things  that  showed  I  wasn't  coordinating  proper- 
ly— such  as  letting  a  letter  go  out  unsigned  or  getting 
muddled  on  the  safe  combination  or  not  remembering 
whether  I'd  eaten  or  not.  She  said  she  thought  I  was 
in  for  typhoid  or  something  like  that.  She  went  right 
down  to  Lock  wood  and  practically  accused  him  of 
making  me  overwork.  Lockwood  had  to  tell  her  what 
had  happened.  I  suppose  it  was  the  way  it  was  thrown 
at  her,  all  in  a  heap!  She  went  home  to  her  own 
people  that  afternoon,  without  seeing  me.  I  thought  it 
over,  and  decided  there  was  no  use  doing  anything 
until — until  the  mess  was  cleared  up  some  way  or 
other." 

I  did  not  speak  for  several  seconds.  The  case 
was  not  as  simple  as  it  had  seemed. 

"And  Lockwood,  how  does  he  feel  about  it?"  I 
finally  asked. 

"The  way  any  man'd  feel!"  The  acidulated  smile 
that  wrinkled  his  face  was  significant.  "He's  having 
me  shadowed !" 

"But  he  does  nothing!" 

"He  keeps  giving  me  more  time." 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  295 

"Well,  doesn't  that  imply  he  still  somehow  believes 
in  you?" 

"He  doesn't  believe  in  me,"  was  the  slow  response. 

"Then  why  doesn't  he  do  something?  Why  doesn't 
he  act?" 

There  was  a  moment's  silence.  "Because  he  prom- 
ised his  daughter  to  give  me  another  week." 

Still  again  I  experienced  that  odd  tightening  of  the 
nerves.  And  I  had  to  take  a  grip  on  myself,  before  I 
could  continue. 

"You  mean  Mary  Lockwood  personally  interested 
herself  in  your  case?" 

"Yes."  * 

That  would  be  like  Mary  Lockwood,  I  remembered. 
She  would  always  want  to  be  something  more  than 
just;  she  would  want  to  be  merciful — with  others.  / 
was  the  only  one  guilty  of  an  offense  which  could  not 
be  overlooked ! 

"But  why  Mary  Lockwood?"  I  asked,  for  something 
to  say. 

"She  seemed  to  think  I  ought  to  be  given  a  chance." 
Criswell  spoke  with  listless  heaviness,  as  though  Mary 
Lockwood's  pity,  as  though  any  one's  pity,  were  a 
thing  of  repugnance  to  him. 

"A  matter  of  thumbs  down,"  I  murmured.  He 
looked  at  me  blankly;  the  idiom  had  not  reached  his 
intelligence.  I  crossed  to  the  table  and  poured  him 
out  another  glass  of  Bristol  Milk. 

"You  say  you  did  things  to  show  you  weren't 
coordinating  properly,"  I  went  on.  "Now,  going  back 
to  possibilities,  mightn't  there  have  been  a  touch  of 


296    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

aphasia  ?  Mightn't  you  have  done  something  with  that 
letter  and  had  no  memory  of  what  it  was?" 

"It's  not  aphasia — it  never  was  that,"  calmly  retorted 
the  unhappy-eyed  young  man.  "You  couldn't  dignify 
it  with  a  name  like  that.  And  it  never  amounted  to 
anything  serious.  I  carried  on  all  my  office  work  with- 
out a  hitch,  without  one  mistake.  But,  as  I  told  you 
before,  I  was  working  under  pressure,  and  I  hadn't 
been  sleeping  well.  I  did  the  bigger  things  without  a 
mistake,  but  I  often  found  I  was  doing  them  auto- 
matically." 

"Then  let's  go  back  once  more  to  those  possibilities. 
Could  the  letter  have  been  misdirected,  absent-mind- 
edly? Could  it  have  gone  to  one  of  Carlton's  ad- 
dresses?" 

"Every  address  has  been  canvassed.  The  thing's 
been  verified  through  the  local  post-office,  and  through 
the  Montreal  office.  That  part  of  it's  as  clear  as  day- 
light. A  letter  came  to  this  office  of  Lockwood's  ad- 
dressed to  Carlton.  It  held  six  thousand  dollars  in 
cash.  I  received  it  and  signed  for  it.  The  man  to 
whom  it  wras  addressed  never  received  it.  Neither 
the  money  nor  the  letter  was  ever  seen  again.  And 
the  last  record  of  it  ends  with  me.  Is  it  any  wonder 
they've  got  that  gum-shoe  man  trailing  me  about  every 
move  I  make?" 

"Wait,"  I  cried,  still  conjecturing  along  the  field 
of  possibilities.  "Why  mightn't  that  letter  have  come 
in  a  second  envelope  which  you  removed  after  its 
receipt?  Why  mightn't  it  have  come  addressed  to 
Lockwood  or  the  firm  ?" 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  297 

"The  post-office  records  show  differently.  It  came  to 
Carlton.  I  signed  for  it  as  an  agent  of  Carlton's.  Oh, 
there's  no  use  going  over  all  that  old  ground.  I've 
been  over  it  until  I  thought  I  was  going  crazy.  I've 
raked  and  dug  through  it,  these  past  three  weeks,( 
and  nothing's  come  of  it.  Nothing  can  come  of  it,  un- 
til Lockwood  gets  tired  of  waiting  for  me  to  prove 
what  I  can't  prove!" 

"But,  out  of  all  the  affair  as  it  happened,  out  of  that 
whole  day  when  the  letter  came,  isn't  there  one  shred 
or  tatter  of  memory  on  which  you  can  try  to  hang 
something?  Isn't  there  one  thing,  no  matter  how 
small  or  how  misty,  from  which  you  can  begin?" 

"Not  one  rational  thing !  I've  tried  to  build  a  bridge 
out  into  that  empty  space — that  day  always  seems  like 
empty  space  to  me — I've  tried  to  build  it  out  like  a 
cantilever,  but  I  can't  bolt  two  ideas  together.  I've 
tried  to  picture  it ;  I've  tried  to  visualize  it ;  I've  tried 
to  imagine  it  as  I  must  have  lived  it.  But  all  I've  left 
is  the  fool  idea  of  a  man  hitting  his  thumb." 

"What  do  you  mean  by  that  ?"  I  demanded,  sitting  up 
with  a  jolt. 

"I  keep  seeing  somebody,  somebody  sitting  in  front 
of  me,  holding  a  letter  in  his  right  hand  and  tapping 
the  thumb  of  his  left  hand  with  it  as  he  talked." 

"But  who  is  it  ?    Or  who  was  it  ?" 

"I've  tried  to  imagine  it  was  Lockwood." 

"Why,  you've  something  right  there!"  I  exultantly 
cried  out.  "That's  valuable.  It's  something  definite, 
something  concrete,  something  personal.  Let's  begin 
on  that." 


298    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"It's  no  use,"  remarked  my  companion.  His  voice, 
as  he  spoke,  was  one  of  weary  unconcern.  "I  thought 
the  way  you  do,  at  first.  I  felt  sure  it  would  lead  to 
something.  I  kept  watching  Lockwood,  trying  to  catch 
him  at  the  trick." 

"And?"  I  prompted. 

"I  had  no  chance  of  making  sure.  So  I  went  up 
to  his  home,  and  asked  for  Miss  Lockwood  herself. 
I  tried  to  explain  how  much  the  whole  thing  meant 
to  me.  I  asked  her  if  she's  ever  noticed  her  father  in 
the  act  of  tapping  his  thumbs." 

"And  had  she?" 

"She  was  very  patient.  She  thought  it  over,  and 
tried  to  remember,  but  she  decided  that  I  was  mistaken. 
His  own  daughter,  she  explained,  would  have  noticed 
any  such  mannerism  as  that.  In  fact,  she  ventured  to 
mention  the  matter  to  her  father.  And  when  John 
Lockwood  found  I'd  been  up  to  his  house,  that  way, 
he — well,  he  rather  lost  his  temper  about  it  all.  He 
accused  me  of  trying  to  play  on  his  daughter's  sym- 
pathy, of  trying  to  hide  behind  a  petticoat.  Miss  Lock- 
wood  herself  came  and  saw  me  again,  though,  and  was 
fine  enough  to  say  that  she  still  believed  in  me,  that  she 
still  had  faith  in  me.  She  said  I  could  always  count 
on  her  help.  But  everything  she  did  only  seemed  to 
push  me  further  back  into  the  dark,  the  dark  that's 
worse  than  hell  to  me !" 

He  leaned  far  forward  in  the  chair,  covering  his 
face  with  his  unsteady  hands.  I  had  no  help  to  give 
him. 

But  as  I  sat  there  staring  at  him  I  began  to  see  what 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  299 

he  had  gone  through.  Yet  more  disturbing  than  the 
consciousness  of  this  was  the  thought  of  what  it  would 
eventually  lead  to,  of  what  it  was  already  leading  to, 
in  that  broken  wreck  of  a  walking  ghost,  in  that  terror- 
hounded  neurasthenic  who  had  found  a  hole  in  his 
memory  and  had  kept  exploring  it,  feeling  about  it 
as  one's  tongue-tip  keeps  fathoming  the  cave  of  a  lost 
tooth. 

"I  went  to  a  doctor,  after  she  left  me,"  the  man  in 
the  chair  was  saying  through  his  gaunt  fingers  as  their 
tips  pressed  against  his  eye  sockets.  "He  told  me  I 
had  to  sleep.  He  gave  me  trional  and  bromides  and 
things,  but  I  didn't  seem  able  to  assimilate  them.  Then 
he  told  me  it  was  all  in  my  own  mind,  that  I  only  had 
to  let  myself  relax.  He  told  me  to  lie  with  my  hands 
down  at  my  sides,  and  sigh,  to  sigh  just  once.  I  lay 
all  night  as  though  I  was  in  a  coffin  waiting  for  that 
sigh,  fighting  for  it,  praying  for  it.  But  it  didn't 
come." 

"Of  course  it  didn't,"  I  told  him,  for  I  knew  the 
feeling.  "It  never  does,  that  way.  You  ought  to 
have  taken  a  couple  of  weeks  in  the  Maine  woods,  or 
tried  fishing  up  in  Temagami,  or  gone  off  pounding  a 
golf  ball  fifteen  miles  a  day." 

Then  I  stopped  and  looked  at  him,  for  some  sub- 
sidiary part  of  my  brain  must  have  been  working  even 
while  I  was  talking. 

"By  heaven,  I  believe  that  girl  was  mistaken !" 

"Mistaken?"  he  asked. 

"Yes,  I  don't  believe  any  girl  really  knows  her 
father's  little  tricks.    I'd  like  to  wager  that  Lockwood 


3oo     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

has  the  habit  of  tapping  his  thumb  nail,  sometimes,  with 
what  he  may  be  holding  in  his  other  hand !" 

My  dispirited  friend  looked  up  at  me,  a  little  dis- 
turbed by  the  vehemence  of  my  outburst. 

"But  what's  that  to  me  now?  What  good  does  it 
do  me,  even  though  he  does  tap  his  thumb?" 

"Can't  you  see  that  this  is  exploration  work,  like 
digging  up  a  lost  city  ?  Can't  you  see  that  we've  got 
to  get  down  to  at  least  one  stone,  and  follow  where 
that  first  sign  leads?" 

I  did  my  best  to  infect  him  with  some  trace  of  my 
sudden  enthusiasm.  I  wanted  to  emotionalize  him  out 
of  that  dead  flat  monotone  of  indifference.  I  jumped 
to  my  feet  and  brought  a  declamative  hand  down  on 
the  corner  of  my  library  table. 

"I  tell  you  it  does  you  a  lot  of  good.  It's  your  life- 
buoy. It's  the  thing  that's  got  to  keep  you  afloat  until 
your  feet  are  on  solid  ground  again." 

"I  tried  to  feel  that  way  about  it  once,"  was  his 
listless  response.  "But  it  doesn't  lead  to  anything.  It 
only  makes  me  decide  I  dreamed  the  whole  thing." 

I  stared  down  at  him  as  he  leaned  wearily  back  in 
the  heavy  chair. 

"Look  here,"  I  said.  "I  know  you're  pretty  well 
done  up.  I  know  you're  sick  and  tired  of  the  whole 
hopeless  situation,  that  you've  given  up  trying  to 
think  about  it.  But  I  want  you  to  act  this  thing  out  for 
me  to-night.  I  want  to  try  to  dramatize  that  situation 
down  in  Lockwood's  office  when  you  signed  for  the 
Carlton  letter.  I  want  you  to  do  everything  you  can 
to  visualize  that  moment.      I  want  you  to  get  that 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  301 

cantilever  bridge  stuck  out  across  the  gulf,  across  the 
gulf  from  each  side,  until  you  touch  the  middle  and 
give  us  a  chance  to  bolt  'em  together." 

I  pushed  back  the  chairs,  cleared  the  space  on  the 
reading-table,  swung  the  youth  about  so  that  he  faced 
this  table,  and  then  took  one  of  my  own  letters  from 
the  heavy  brass  stand  beside  him.  My  one  object 
now  was  to  make  him  "go  Berserk." 

"This  is  your  room,"  I  told  him.  "And  this  is  your 
desk.  Remember,  you're  in  your  office,  hard  at  work. 
Be  so  good,  please,  as  to  keep  busy." 

I  crossed  the  room  to  the  door  as  I  spoke,  intent  on 
my  impersonation.  But  I  could  hear  him  as  he  laughed 
his  indulgent  and  mirthless  laugh. 

"Now,  I'm  bringing  you  this  mail  matter.  And 
here  I  have  a  registered  letter  addressed  to  one  Carl- 
ton. You  see  it,  there  ?  This  letter  ?  It's  for  Carlton, 
remember.  I  want  you  to  take  it  And  sign  for  it, 
here.  Yes,  write  down  your  name — actually  write 
it.  Now  take  the  letter.  And  now  think,  man,  think. 
What  do  you  do  after  that?  What  is  the  next  thing? 
What  do  you  feel  is  the  right  thing?    The  only  thing?" 

He  looked  up  at  me,  wonderingly.  Then  he  looked 
about  the  room.  Then  he  slowly  shook  his  head  from 
side  to  side.  I  had  not  succeeded  in  communicating 
to  him  any  jot  of  my  own  mental  energy. 

"I  can't  do  it,"  he  said,  "I  can't  remember.  It 
doesn't  seem  to  suggest  a  thing." 

"But  think,  man,  think!"  I  cried  out  at  him.  "Use 
your  imagination!  Get  into  the  part!  Act  it!  The 
thing's  there  in  your  head,  I  tell  you.     It's  shut  up 


302    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

somewhere  there,  only  you  haven't  hit  the  right  com- 
bination to  throw  the  door  open.  You  can't  do  a  thing 
in  this  life,  you've  never  lived  an  active  moment  of  this 
life,  without  a  record  of  it  being  left  there.  It  may 
be  buried,  it  may  be  buried  so  deep  you'll  die  without 
digging  it  up,  but  it's  there,  I  tell  you,  if  you  only  go 
after  it!" 

"If  I  was  only  sure  it  was  there,"  hesitated  the 
man  at  the  table.  "If  I  only  knew  just  what  direction 
to  go!  But  this  doesn't  mean  anything;  it  doesn't 
get  me  anywhere." 

"You're  not  in  the  part,"  I  cried,  with  what  was  al- 
most an  ecstasy  of  impatience.  "What  you've  got  to 
do  is  live,  over  that  day.  If  you  can't  do  that  you've 
got  to  live  over  at  least  one  part  of  it.  No ;  don't  think 
this  is  all  foolishness.  It's  only  going  back  to  a  very 
old  law  of  association.  I'm  only  trying  to  do  something 
to  bring  up  sight,  touch,  sound.  We  both  know  those 
are  things  that  act  quickest  in  reviving  memory. 
Can't  you  see — out  of  similar  conditions  I  want  to 
catch  at  something  that  will  suggest  the  similar  action ! 
There's  no  need  telling  you  that  my  mind  and  your 
mind  each  has  a  permanent  disposition  to  do  again 
what  it  has  once  done  under  the  same  circumstances. 
There's  no  use  delving  into  psychology.  It's  all  such 
ordinary  every-day  common  sense." 

He  sat  looking  at  me  a  little  blankly  as  I  pounded 
this  out  at  him.  His  pallid  face,  twitching  in  the  light 
from  the  fire,  was  studious,  but  only  passively  so.  The 
infection  of  my  rhapsodic  effort  had  not  reached  him. 
I  knew  that,  even  before  he  spoke. 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  303 

"I  can  see  what  you're  aiming  at,"  he  explained. 
"But  no  matter  how  hard  I  think,  I  can't  get  beyond 
the  blank  wall.  I'm  still  in  this  library  of  yours.  And 
this  is  still  a  table  and  nothing  like  Lockwood's  office 
desk." 

"And  that  makes  it  seem  rather  silly  to  you?" 

"Yes,  it  does  seem  silly,"  he  acknowledged. 

Then  a  sudden  idea  fell  like  a  hailstone  out  of  the 
heavens  themselves. 

"I  know  what's  the  matter,"  I  cried.  "I  know  why 
you're  not  acting  out  the  part.  It's  because  you're 
not  on  the  right  stage.  You  know  it's  an  empty  re- 
hearsal— you  haven't  been  able  to  let  yourself  go!" 

"I'm  sorry,"  he  said,  with  the  contrition  of  a  child, 
and  with  his  repeated  hand-gesture  of  helplessness. 

I  swung  about  on  him,  scarcely  hearing  the  words  he 
was  uttering. 

"We've  got  to  get  into  that  office,"  I  declared. 
"We've  got  to  get  into  Lockwood's  own  office." 

He  shook  his  head,  without  looking  up  at  me. 

"I've  been  over  that  office,  every  nook  and  cranny 
of  it!"  he  reiterated. 

"But  what  I  want  to  know  is,  can  we  get  into  it?" 

"At  this  time  of  night?"  he  asked,  apparently  a 
little  frightened  at  the  mere  idea  of  it. 

"Yes,  now,"  I  declared. 

"I'd  rather  not,"  he  finally  averred. 

"But  you  still  carry  those  office-keys,  don't  you?"  I 
asked. 

"Yes;  I  still  have  my  keys.  But  it  wouldn't  look 
right,  the  way  things  are.     It  would  be  only  too  easy 


304    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

for  them  to  misinterpret  a  midnight  visit  of  mine  to 
those  offices.  And  they're  watching  me,  every  move 
I  make." 

"Then  let  them  know  you're  going  to  make  the 
move,"  I  maintained.  "And  then  we'll  slip  down  in 
my  car,  with  no  chance  of  being  followed." 

He  seemed  to  be  turning  the  matter  over  in  his  mind. 
Then  he  looked  up,  as  though  a  sudden  light  had  clari- 
fied the  whole  situation. 

"You  know  Mary  Lockwood,  don't  you?"  he  de- 
manded. 

"Y-yes,"  I  hesitatingly  admitted. 

"Then  wouldn't  it  be  easier  for  you  to  call  her  up  on 
the  telephone  and  explain  just  what  you  propose  do- 
ing?" 

It  was  my  turn  to  sit  in  a  brown  study.  It  would 
be  no  easy  matter,  I  remembered,  to  make  clear  to  this 
stranger  my  reasons  for  not  caring  to  converse  with 
Mary  Lockwood.  I  also  remembered  that  the  situa- 
tion confronting  me  was  something  which  should 
transcend  mere  personal  issues.  And  I  was  in  a  quan- 
dary, until  I  thought  of  the  ever-dependable  Benson. 

"I'll  have  my  man  call  up  Lockwood's  house,"  I 
explained  as  I  rose  to  my  feet,  "and  announce  that  we're 
making  an  informal  visit  to  those  offices." 

"But  what's  that  visit  for?" 

"For  the  purpose  of  finding  out  if  John  Lockwood 
really  taps  his  thumbs  or  not!" 

The  gray-faced  youth  stared  at  me. 

"But  what  good  will  that  do?"  he  demanded. 

"Why,  it'll  give  us  the  right  stage-setting,  the  right 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  305 

'props' — something  to  reach  out  and  grope  along.  It'll 
mean  the  same  to  your  imagination  as  a  brick  wall  to 
a  bit  of  ivy."  And  I  stopped  and  turned  to  give  my 
instructions  to  Benson. 

"Oh,  it's  no  earthly  use!"  repeated  the  man  who 
couldn't  remember,  in  his  flat  and  atonic  voice.  But  in- 
stead of  answering  or  arguing  with  him  I  put  his  hat 
in  his  hand  and  held  the  portiere,  waiting  for  him  to 
pass  through. 

I  have  often  thought  that  if  the  decorous  and  some- 
what ponderous  figure  of  Mr.  John  Lockwood  had  in- 
vaded his  own  offices  on  that  particular  night,  he  would 
have  been  persuaded  of  the  fact  that  he  was  confront- 
ing two  madmen. 

For,  once  we  had  gained  access  to  those  offices  and 
locked  the  door  behind  us,  I  began  over  again  what  I 
had  so  inadequately  attempted  in  my  own  library. 

During  the  earlier  part  of  my  effort  to  Belascoize  a 
slumbering  mental  idea  into  some  approximation  to 
life,  I  tried  to  remember  my  surroundings  and  the  fact 
that  the  hour  was  the  unseemly  one  of  almost  two 
o'clock  in  the  morning.  But  as  I  seated  Criswell  at 
his  own  office  desk  and  did  my  utmost  to  galvanize 
his  tired  brain  into  some  semblance  of  the  role  T  had 
laid  out  for  it,  I  think  he  rather  lost  track  of  time  and 
place.  At  the  end  of  ten  minutes  my  face  was  moist 
with  sweat,  and  a  wave  of  utter  exhaustion  swept 
through  me  as  I  saw  that,  after  all  my  struggle,  noth- 
ing in  that  minutely  enacted  little  drama  had  struck 
a  responsive  chord  in  either  his  imagination  or  his 
memory. 


306    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"You  don't  get  anything?"  I  asked  as  I  dropped  back 
into  a  chair  at  the  end  of  my  pantomime.  No  stage- 
manager,  trying  to  project  his  personality  into  an  un- 
responding  actor,  could  have  struggled  more  passion- 
ately, more  persuasively,  more  solicitously.  But  it 
had  been  fruitless. 

"No,  I  can't  get  anything!"  said  the  white-faced 
Criswell.  And  I  could  see  that  he  had  honestly  tried, 
that  he  had  strained  his  very  soul,  striving  to  reach  up 
to  the  light  that  was  denied  him.  But  the  matter  was 
not  one  of  mere  volition.  It  was  beyond  his  power. 
It  depended  on  something  external,  on  something  as 
much  outside  his  conscious  control  as  though  it  were 
an  angel  that  must  come  and  touch  him  on  the  brow. 
It  was  simply  that  the  door  of  Memory  remained  locked 
and  barred.  We  had  not  hit  upon  the  right  combina- 
tion.    But  I  did  not  give  up. 

"Now  we're  going  in  to  try  Lockwood's  own  office," 
I  told  him,  with  a  peremptoriness  which  made  him  draw 
away  from  me. 

"I — I  don't  think  I  can  go  through  it  again,"  he 
faltered.  And  I  could  see  the  lines  of  mental  fatigue 
deepen  on  his  ashen  face. 

Yet  I  proffered  him  no  sympathy ;  I  allowed  him  no 
escape  from  those  four  imprisoning  walls.  I  had  al- 
ready stirred  the  pool  too  deeply.  I  knew  that  a  re- 
lapse into  the  old  impassive  hopelessness  would  now 
be  doubly  perilous. 

I  looked  about  the  room.  Three  sides  of  it  were 
lined  with  book-shelves  and  every  shelf  was  filled  with 
hundreds  of  books,  thousands  of  them  altogether,  from 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  307 

dull  and  uninteresting-looking  treatises  on  railway 
building  and  mining  engineering  to  even  more  dull- 
looking  consular  reports  and  text-books  on  matters  of 
finance.  The  fourth  side  of  the  room  held  two  win- 
dows. Between  these  windows,  some  six  feet  from 
the  wall,  stood  Lockwood's  rosewood  desk.  It  was  a 
handsome  desk,  heavily  carved,  yet  like  the  rest  of  the 
furniture,  the  acme  of  simplicity.  History,  I  knew, 
had  been  made  over  that  oblong  of  rosewood.  It  had 
been  and  would  again  be  an  arena  of  Napoleonic  con- 
tention. Yet  it  stood  before  me  as  bare  and  bald  as 
a  prize  fighter's  platform. 

I  sat  down  in  the  carved  swivel  chair  beside  this 
desk,  drew  my  chair  closer  to  the  rosewood,  and  looked 
up  at  Criswell,  who,  I  believe,  would  have  turned  and 
bolted,  had  he  been  given  the  chance.  He  was,  I  fancy, 
even  beginning  to  have  suspicions  as  to  my  sanity. 
But  in  that  I  saw  no  objection.  It  was,  I  felt,  rather 
an  advantage.  It  would  serve  to  key  his  nerves  up 
to  a  still  higher  pitch — for  I  still  hoped  against  hope 
that  I  might  lash  him  into  some  form  of  mental  calen- 
ture which  would  drive  him  into  taking  the  high  jump, 
which  would  in  some  way  make  him  clear  the  blind 
wall. 

"Now,  I'm  Lockwood,  remember,"  I  cried,  fixing 
my  eye  on  him,  "and  you're  Criswell,  my  private  sec- 
retary.   Have  you  got  that  plain?" 

He  did  not  answer  me.  He  was,  apparently,  looking 
weakly  about  for  a  place  to  sit  down. 

"Have  you  got  that  plain?"  I  repeated,  this  time  in  a 
voice  that  was  almost  thunderous. 


3o8    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Yes,"  he  finally  said.     "I  understand." 

"Then  go  back  into  your  room  there.  From  that 
room  I  want  you  to  bring  me  a  letter.  Not  any  old 
letter,  but  one  particular  letter.  I  want  you  to  bring 
me  the  Carlton  registered  letter  which  you  signed  for. 
I  want  you  to  see  it,  and  feel  it,  and  bring  it  here." 

i  threw  all  the  authority  of  my  being  into  that  com- 
mand. I  had  to  justify  both  my  course  and  my  intelli- 
gence. I  had  to  get  my  man  over  the  high  jump,  or 
crawl  away  humiliated  and  defeated. 

I  stared  at  the  man,  for  he  was  not  moving.  I  tried 
to  cow  him  into  obedience  by  the  very  anger  of  my 
look.     But  it  didn't  seem  to  succeed. 

"Don't  you  understand,"  I  cried.  "I  want  you  to 
bring  that  registered  letter  in  to  me,  here,  now !" 

He  looked  at  me  a  little  blankly.  Then  he  passed 
his  hand  over  his  moist  forehead. 

"But  we  tried  that  before,"  he  falteringly  com- 
plained. "We  tried  that,  and  it  wouldn't  work.  I 
brought  the  letter  in  the  first  time,  and  you  weren't 
here." 

I  sat  up  as  though  I  had  been  shot.  I  could  feel  a 
tingle  of  something  go  up  and  down  my  backbone. 
My  God,  I  thought,  the  man's  actually  stumbling  on 
something.  The  darkness  was  delivering  itself  of 
an  idea. 

"Yes,  we  tried  that  before,"  I  wheedled.  "And 
what  happened?" 

"You  weren't  here,"  he  repeated,  in  tones  of  such 
languid  detachment  that  one  might  have  thought  of 
him  as  under  the  influence  of  a  hypnotist. 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  309 

"But  I'm  here  now,  so  bring  me  the  letter!" 

I  tried  to  speak  quietly,  but  I  noticed  that  my  voice 
shook  with  suppressed  excitement.  Whether  or  not 
the  contagion  of  my  hysteria  went  out  to  him  I  can 
not  say.  But  he  suddenly  walked  out  of  the  room,  with 
the  utmost  solemnity. 

The  moment  I  was  alone  I  did  a  thing  that  was  both 
ridiculous  and  audacious.  Jerking  open  Lockwood's 
private  drawer,  I  caught  up  a  perfecto  from  a  cigar- 
box  I  found  there.  This  perfecto  I  impertinently  and 
promptly  lighted,  puffing  its  aroma  about,  for  it  had 
suddenly  come  home  to  me  how  powerful  an  aid  to 
memory  certain  odors  may  be,  how,  for  instance,  the 
mere  smell  of  a  Noah's  Ark  will  carry  a  man  forty 
years  back  to  a  childhood  Giristmas. 

I  sat  there  busily  and  abstractedly  smoking  as  Cris- 
well  came  into  the  room  and  quietly  stepped  up  to  my 
desk.  In  his  hand  he  carried  a  letter.  He  was  solemn 
enough  about  it,  only  his  eyes,  I  noticed,  were  as  empty 
as  though  he  were  giving  an  exhibition  of  sleep-walk- 
ing. He  reminded  me  of  a  hungry  actor  trying  to  look 
happy  over  a  papier-mache  turkey. 

"Here's  a  letter  for  Carlton,  sir,"  he  said  to  me. 
"Had  I  better  send  it  on,  or  will  you  look  after  it?" 

I  pretended  to  be  preoccupied.  Lockwood,  I  felt, 
would  have  been  that  way,  if  the  scene  had  indeed 
ever  occurred.  Lockwood's  own  mind  must  have  been 
busy,  otherwise  he  would  have  carried  away  some 
definite  memory  of  what  had  happened. 

I  looked  up,  quickly  and  irritably.  I  took  the  let- 
ter from  Cris well's  hand,   glanced  at  it,   and  began 


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absently  tapping  my  left  thumb-tip  with  it  as  I  peered 
at  the  secretarial  figure  before  me. 

Crisw  ell's  face  went  blank  as  he  saw  the  movement. 
It  was  now  not  even  somnambulistic  in  intelligence.  It 
maddened  me  to  think  he  was  going  to  fail  me  at  such 
a  critical  moment. 

"What  are  you  breaking  down  for?"  I  cried.  "Why 
don't  you  go  on?" 

He  was  silent,  looking  ahead  of  him. 

"I — /  see  blue,"  he  finally  said,  as  though  to  himself. 
His  face  was  clammy  with  sweat. 

"What  sort  of  blue?"  I  prompted.  "Blue  cloth? 
Blue  sky?    Blue  ink?    Blue  w h at?" 

"It's  blue,"  he  repeated,  ignoring  my  interruption. 
And  all  his  soul  seemed  writhing  and  twisting  in  some 
terrible  travail  of  mental  childbirth. 

"I  see  blue.  And  you're  making  it  white.  You're 
covering  it  up.  You're  turning  over  white — white — 
white!     Oh,  what  in  God's  name  is  it?" 

My  spine  was  again  tingling  with  a  thousand  elec- 
tric needles  as  I  watched  him.  He  turned  to  me  with 
a  gesture  of  piteous  appeal. 

"What  was  it?"  he  implored.  "Can't  you  help  me 
get  it — get  it  before  it  goes!    What  was  it?" 

"It  was  blue,  blue  and  white,"  I  told  him,  and  as 
I  said  it  I  realized  what  madhouse  jargon  it  would  have 
sounded  to  any  outsider. 

He  sank  into  a  chair,  and  let  his  head  fall  forward 
on  his  hands.     He  did  not  speak  for  several  seconds. 

"And  there  are  two  hills  covered  with  snow-"  he 
slowly  intoned. 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  311 

My  heart  sank  a  little  as  I  heard  him.  I  knew  I 
had  overtaxed  his  strength.  He  was  wandering  off 
again  into  irrelevancies.  He  had  missed  the  high 
jump. 

"That's  all  right,  old  man,"  I  tried  to  console  him. 
"There's  no  use  overdoing  this.  You  sit  there  for  a. 
while  and  calm  down." 

As  I  sank  into  a  chair  on  the  other  side  of  the  desk,, 
defeated,  staring  wearily  about  that  book-lined  room 
that  was  housing  so  indeterminate  a  tragedy,  the  door 
on  my  left  was  thrown  open.  Through  it  stepped  a 
woman  in  an  ivory-tinted  dinner  gown  over  which 
was  thrown  a  cloth-of-gold  cloak. 

I  sat  there  blinking  up  at  her,  for  it  was  Mary  Lock- 
wood  herself.  It  was  not  so  much  her  sudden  appear- 
ance as  the  words  she  spoke  to  the  huddled  figure  oil 
the  other  side  of  the  desk  that  startled  me. 

"You  were  right,"  she  said,  with  a  self-obliterating 
intensity  of  purpose.  "Father  taps  his  thumbs.  I  saw 
him  do  it  an  hour  ago!" 

I  sat  staring  at  her  as  she  stood  in  the  center  of  the 
room,  a  tower  of  ivory  and  gold  against  the  dull  and 
mottled  colors  of  the  book-lined  wall.  I  waited  for 
her  to  speak.  Then  out  of  the  mottled  colors  that 
confronted  my  eye,  out  of  the  faded  yellows  and  rusty 
browns,  the  dull  greens  and  brighter  reds,  and  the  gilt 
of  countless  titles,  my  gaze  rested  on  a  near-by  oblong 
of  blue. 

I  looked  at  it  without  quite  seeing  it.  Then  it  came 
capriciously  home  to  me  that  blue  had  been  the  color 
that  Criswell  had  mentioned. 


U2    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 


o 


But  after  all  blue  is  only  blue,  I  vacuously  told  my- 
self as  I  got  up  and  crossed  the  room.  Then  I  saw 
the  white  streak  at  the  top  of  the  book,  and  for  no 
adequate  reason  my  heart  suddenly  leaped  up  into  my 
throat. 

I  snatched  at  that  thing  of  blue  and  white,  like  a 
man  overboard  snatching  at  a  life-line.  I  jerked  it 
from  its  resting-place  and  crossed  to  the  desk-top 
with  it. 

On  its  blue  title  page  I  read :  "Report  of  the  Com- 
missioner of  the  North  West  Mounted  Police,  1898." 

The  volume,  I  could  see  at  a  glance,  was  a  Canadian 
Government  Blue  Book.  It  was  a  volume  which  I  my- 
self had  exploited,  in  my  own  time,  and  for  my  own 
ends.  But  those  ends,  I  remembered  as  I  took  up  the 
book  and  shook  it,  belonged  now  to  a  world  that  seemed 
very  foolish  and  very  far-away.  Then,  having  shaken 
the  volume  as  a  terrier  shakes  a  rat,  I  turned  it  over 
and  looked  through  it.  This  I  did  with  a  slowly  sink- 
ing heart. 

It  held  nothing  of  significance.  Yet  I  took  it  up 
and  shook  it  and  riffled  through  its  leaves  once  more, 
to  make  sure.  Then  between  what  I  saw  to  be  the 
eighteenth  and  nineteenth  pages  of  that  section  which 
bore  the  title  'The  Report  of  Inspector  Moodie,"  I 
came  upon  a  photographic  insert,  a  tint-block  photo- 
engraving. It  carried  the  inscription:  "The  Summit 
of  Laurier  Pass  Looking  Westward."  What  made 
me  suddenly  stop  breathing  was  the  fact  that  this 
photograph  showed  two  hills  covered  with  snow. 

"Criswell!"  I  called  out,   so  sharply  that  it  must 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  313 

have  sounded  like  a  scream  to  the  bewildered  woman 
in  the  cloth-of-gold  cloak. 

"Yes,"  he  answered  in  his  far-away  voice. 

"Was  John  Lockwood  ever  interested  in  Northern 
British  Columbia?  Did  he  happen  to  have  any  claims 
or  interests  or  plans  that  would  make  him  look  up 
trails  in  a  Police  Patrol  report?" 

"I  don't  know,"  was  the  wearily  indifferent  answer. 

"Think,  man !"  I  called  out  at  him.    "Think!" 

"I  can't  think,"  he  complained. 

"Wouldn't  he  have  to  look  up  roads  to  a  new  mining- 
camp  in  that  district?"  I  persisted. 

"Yes,  I  think  he  did,"  was  the  slow  response.  Then 
the  speaker  looked  up  at  me.  His  stupor  was  almost 
that  of  intoxication.  His  wandering  eye  peered  un< 
steadily  down  at  the  Blue  Book  as  I  once  more  riffled 
through  its  pages,  from  back  to  front.  I  saw  his 
wavering  glance  grow  steady,  his  whole  face  change. 
I  put  the  book  down  on  the  desk-top,  with  the  picture 
of  Laurier  Pass  uppermost  under  the  flat  white  light. 

I  saw  the  man's  eyes  gradually  dilate,  and  his  body 
rise,  as  though  some  unseen  hydraulic  machinery  were 
slowly  and  evenly  elevating  it. 

"Why,  there's  the  blue!  There's  the  white!"  he 
gasped. 

"Go  on!"  I  cried.    "Goon!" 

"And  those  are  the  two  hills  covered  with  snow! 
That's  it !  I  see  it !  I  see  it,  now !  That's  the  book  John 
Lockwood  was  going  through  when  I  handed  him 
the  letter!" 

"What  letter?"  I  insisted. 


314    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Carlton's  letter,"  he  proclaimed. 

"Then  where  is  it  ?"  I  asked,  sick  at  heart.  I  looked 
from  Criswell  to  the  girl  in  the  gold  cloak  as  she 
crossed  the  room  to  the  book-shelf  and  stooped  over 
the  space  from  which  I  had  so  feverishly  snatched  the 
Blue  Book.  I  saw  her  brush  the  dust  from  her  finger- 
tips, stoop  lower,  and  again  reach  in  between  the 
shelves.  Then  I  looked  back  at  Criswell,  for  I  could 
hear  his  voice  rise  almost  to  a  scream. 

"I  remember!  I  see  it  now!  And  he's  got  to  re- 
member!   He's  got  to  remember!" 

1  shook  my  head,  hopelessly,  as  he  flung  himself 
down  in  the  chair,  sobbing  out  that  foolish  cry,  over 
and  over  again. 

"Yes,  he's  got  to  remember,"  I  could  hear  Mary 
Lockwood  say  as  she  turned  and  faced  us. 

"But  what  will  make  him?"  I  asked,  as  her  studious- 
ly impersonal  gaze  met  mine. 

"This  will,"  she  announced  as  she  held  out  her 
hand.  I  saw  then,  for  the  first  time,  that  in  this  hand 
she  was  holding  a  heavily  inscribed  and  R-stamped 
envelope. 

"What's  that?"  demanded  Criswell,  staring  hard. 

"It's  your  lost  letter,"  answered  Mary  Lockwood. 
"How  it  fell  out,  I  don't  know.  But  we  do  know,  now, 
that  father  shut  this  letter  up  in  that  book.  And  the 
Lockwoods,  I'm  afraid,"  she  continued  with  an  odd 
little  quaver  in  her  voice,  "will  have  a  very,  very 
great  deal  to  ask  your  forgiveness  for.  I'm  sorry,  Mr. 
Criswell,  terribly  sorry  this  ever  happened.     But  I'm 


THE  THUMB-TAP  CLUE  315 

glad,  terribly  glad,  that  it  has  turned  out  the  way  it 
has." 

There  was  a  moment  of  quite  unbroken  silence.  Then 
Criswell  turned  to  me. 

"It's  you  I've  got  to  thank  for  all  this,"  he  finally 
blustered  out,  with  moist  yet  happy  eyes,  as  he  did 
his  best  to  wring  my  hand  off.  "It's  you  who've — 
who've  reinstated  me !" 

We  were  standing  there  in  a  sort  of  triangle,  very 
awkward  and  ill-at-ease,  until  I  found  the  courage  to 
break  the  silence. 

"But  I  don't  seem  to  have  been  able  to  reinstate 
myself,  Criswell,"  I  said  as  I  turned  and  met  Mary 
Lockwood's  level  gaze.  She  looked  at  me  out  of  those 
intrepid  and  unequivocating  eyes  of  hers,  for  a  full 
half  minute.  Then  she  turned  slowly  away.  She 
didn't  speak.  But  there  was  something  that  looked 
strangely  like  unhappiness  in  her  face  as  she  groped 
toward  the  door,  which  Criswell,  I  noticed,  opened 
for  her. 


CHAPTER  XI 

THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER 

44T  HOPE  you  slept  well,  sir,"  said  Benson,  as  I  sat 

•■■  down  to  my  breakfast  of  iced  Casaba  and  eggs 
O'Brien,  a  long  month  later. 

"Like  a  top,  thank  you,"  I  was  able  to  announce  to 
that  anxious-eyed  old  retainer  of  mine. 

"That  sounds  like  old  times,  sir,"  ventured  Benson, 
caressing  his  own  knuckle-joints  very  much  as  though 
he  were  shaking  hands  with  himself. 

"It  feels  like  old  times,"  I  briskly  acknowledged. 
"And  this  morning,  Benson,  I'd  like  you  to  clear 
out  my  study  and  get  that  clutter  of  Shang  and  Ming 
bronzes  off  my  writing-desk." 

"Very  good,  sir." 

"And  order  up  a  ream  or  two  of  that  Wistaria  Bond 
I  used  to  use.  For  I  feel  like  work  again,  Benson, 
and  that's  a  feeling  which  I  don't  think  we  ought  to 
neglect." 

"Quite  so,  sir,"  acquiesced  Benson,  with  an  approv- 
ing wag  of  the  head  which  he  made  small  effort  to 
conceal. 

It  was  the  truth  that  I  had  spoken  to  Benson.  The 
drought  seemed  to  have  ended.  The  old  psychasthenic 
inertia  had  slipped  away.  Life,  for  some  unaccountable 
reason  or  other,  still  again  seemed  wonderful  to  me, 
touched  with  some  undefined  promise  of  high  adven- 

316 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         317 

ture,  crowned  once  more  with  the  fugitive  wine-glow 
of  romance.  Gramercy  Square,  from  my  front  win- 
dows, looked  like  something  that  Maxfield  Parrish 
might  have  drawn.  A  milk-wagon,  just  beyond  the 
corner,  made  me  suddenly  think  of  Phaethon  and  his 
coursers  of  the  stellar  trails.  I  felt  an  itching  to  get 
back  to  my  desk,  to  shake  out  the  wings  of  creation. 
I  wanted  to  write  once  more.  It  would  never  again 
be  about  those  impossible  Alaskan  demigods  of  the 
earlier  days,  but  about  real  men  and  women,  about 
the  people  I  had  met  and  known  and  struggled  into 
an  understanding  of.  Life,  I  began  to  feel,  was  a  game, 
a  great  game,  a  game  well  worth  watching,  doubly 
well  worth  trying  to  interpret. 

So  when  I  settled  down  that  day  I  wrote  feverishly 
and  I  wrote  joyously.  I  wrote  until  my  fingers  were 
cramped  and  my  head  was  empty.  I  surrendered  to  a 
blithe  logorrhea  that  left  me  contentedly  limp  and  lax 
and  in  need  of  an  hour  or  two  of  open  air. 

So  I  sallied  forth,  humming  as  I  went.  It  was  a 
sparkling  afternoon  of  earliest  spring,  and  as  I  paced 
the  quiet  streets  I  turned  pleasantly  over  in  that  half- 
torpid  brain  of  mine  certain  ideas  as  to  the  value  of 
dramatic  surprise,  together  with  a  carefully  regis- 
tered self-caution  as  to  the  author's  over-use  of  the 
long  arm  of  Coincidence. 

Coincidences,  I  told  myself,  were  things  which 
popped  up  altogether  too  often  on  the  printed  page, 
and  occurred  altogether  too  seldom  in  actual  life.  It 
was  a  lazy  man's  way  of  reaching  his  end,  that  trick  of 


3iS     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

riding  the  bumpers  of  Invention,  of  swinging  and  dan- 
gling from  the  over-wrenched  arm-socket  of  Coinci- 
dence. It  was  good  enough  for  the  glib  and  delusive 
coggery  of  the  moving-pictures,  but — 

And  then  I  stopped  short.  I  stopped  short,  con- 
fronted by  one  of  those  calamitous  street-accidents 
only  too  common  in  any  of  our  twentieth-century 
cities  where  speed  and  greed  have  come  to  weigh  life 
so  lightly. 

I  scarcely  know  which  I  noticed  first,  the  spick-and- 
span  cloverleaf  roadster  sparkling  in  its  coat  of  Nile- 
green  enamel,  or  the  girl  who  seemed  to  step  directly 
in  its  path  as  it  went  humming  along  the  smooth  and 
polished  asphalt.  But  by  one  of  those  miraculously 
rapid  calculations  of  which  the  human  mind  is  quite 
often  capable  I  realized  that  this  same  softly-hum- 
ming car  was  predestined  to  come  more  or  less  vio- 
lently into  contact  with  that  frail  and  seemingly  hesi- 
tating figure. 

My  first  impulse  was  to  turn  away,  to  avoid  a 
spectacle  which  instinct  told  me  would  be  horrible. 
For  still  again  I  felt  the  beak  of  cowardice  spearing 
my  vitals.  I  had  the  odynephobiac's  dread  of  blood. 
It  unmanned  me;  it  sickened  my  soul.  And  I  would 
at  least  have  covered  my  face  with  my  hands,  to  blot 
out  the  scene,  had  I  not  suddenly  remembered  that 
other  and  strangely  similar  occasion  when  a  car  came 
into  violent  collision  with  a  human  body.  And  it  had 
been  my  car.  On  that  occasion,  I  only  too  well  knew, 
I  had  proved  unpardonably  vacillating  and  craven.  I 
had  run  away  from  the  horror  I  should  have  faced 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER        319 

like  a  man.  And  I  had  paid  for  my  cowardice,  paid 
for  it  at  the  incredibly  extortionate  price  of  my 
self-respect  and  my  peace  of  mind. 

So  this  time  I  compelled  myself  to  face  the  music. 
I  steeled  myself  to  stand  by,  even  as  the  moving  car 
struck  the  hesitating  body  and  threw  it  to  the  pave- 
ment. My  heart  jumped  up  into  my  throat,  like  a 
ball-valve,  and  I  shouted  aloud,  in  mortal  terror,  for 
I  could  see  where  the  skirted  body  trailed  in  under  the 
running-gear  of  the  Nile-green  roadster,  dragging 
along  the  pavement  as  the  two  white  hands  clung 
frantically  to  the  green-painted  spring-leaves.  But  I 
didn't  run  away.  Instead  of  running  away,  in  fact,  I 
did  exactly  the  opposite.  I  swung  out  to  the  side  of 
the  fallen  girl,  who  stiffened  in  my  arms  as  I  picked  her 
up.  Then  I  spread  my  overcoat  out  along  the  curb, 
and  placed  the  inert  body  on  top  of  it,  for  in  my  first 
unreasoning  panic  I  assumed  that  the  woman  was  dead. 
I  could  see  salivia  streaked  with  blood  drooling  from 
her  parted  lips.  It  was  horrible.  And  I  had  just  made 
sure  that  she  was  still  alive,  that  she  was  still  breath- 
ing, when  I  became  conscious  of  the  fact  that  a  second 
man,  who  had  run  along  beside  the  car  shaking  his 
fist  up  at  its  driver,  was  standing  close  beside  me.  He 
was  an  elderly  man,  a  venerable-looking  man,  a  man 
with  silvery  hair  and  a  meek  and  threadbare  aspect. 
He  was  wringing  his  hands  and  moaning  in  his  mis- 
ery as  he  stared  down  at  the  girl  stretched  out  on  my 
overcoat. 

"They've  killed  her!"  he  cried  aloud.  "O  God, 
they've  killed  her!" 


320     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"Do  you  know  this  girl  ?"  I  demanded  as  I  did  my 
best  to  loosen  the  throat  of  her  shirt-waist. 

"Yes — yes!  She's  my  Babbie.  She's  my  niece. 
She's  all  I  have,"  was  his  reply.  "But  they've  killed 
her." 

"Acting  that  way  won't  help  things !"  I  told  him,  al- 
most angrily.  Then  I  looked  up,  still  angrily,  to  see 
what  had  become  of  the  Nile-green  car.  It  had  drawn 
in  close  beside  the  curb,  not  thirty  feet  away.  I  could 
see  a  woman  stepping  down  from  the  driving-seat.  All 
I  noticed,  at  first,  was  that  her  face  seemed  very  white, 
and  that  as  she  turned  and  moved  toward  us  her  left 
hand  was  pressed  tight  against  her  breast.  It  struck 
me,  even  in  that  moment  of  tension,  as  an  indescrib- 
ably dramatic  gesture. 

Then  the  long  arm  of  the  goddess  known  as  Coin- 
cidence swung  up  and  smote  me  full  in  the  face,  as 
solidly  as  a  blacksmith's  hammer  smites  an  anvil. 
For  the  woman  I  saw  walking  white-faced  yet  de- 
termined toward  where  I  knelt  at  the  curb-side  was 
Mary  Lockwood  herself. 

I  stood  up  and  faced  her  in  the  cruel  clarity  of  the 
slanting  afternoon  sunlight.  For  only  a  moment,  I 
noticed,  her  stricken  eyes  rested  on  the  figure  of  the 
woman  lying  along  the  curb-edge.  Then  they  rose 
to  my  face.  In  those  eyes,  as  she  stared  at  me,  I 
could  read  the  question,  the  awful  question,  which  her 
lips  left  unuttered.  Yet  it  was  not  fear;  it  was  not 
cowardice,  that  I  saw  written  on  that  tragically  color- 
less brow.  It  was  more  a  dumb  protest  against  in- 
justice without  bounds,  a  passionate  and  unarticulated 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         321 

pleading  for  some  delivering  sentence  which  she  knew 
could  not  be  given  to  her. 

"No,  she's  not  dead,"  I  said  in  answer  to  that  un- 
spoken question.  "She  may  not  even  be  seriously 
hurt.     But—" 

I  stared  down  at  the  telltale  saliva  streaked  with 
blood.  But  the  silvery-haired  old  man  at  my  side  put 
an  end  to  any  such  efforts  at  prevarication. 

"She's  killed,"  he  excitedly  proclaimed. 

"She's  no  such  thing,"  I  just  as  excitedly  retorted. 

"But  you  saw  what  they  did  to  her?"  he  demanded, 
clutching  at  my  shoulder.  "You  saw  it.  They  ran 
her  down,  like  a  dog.  They've  ruined  her;  they've 
broken  her  body,  for  life!" 

I  could  see  Mary  Lockwood's  hand  go  out,  as  though 
in  search  for  support.  She  was  breathing  almost  as 
quickly,  by  this  time,  as  the  reviving  girl  on  the 
curb-edge. 

"Shut  up,"  I  curtly  commanded  the  old  man  as  he 
started  in  once  more  on  his  declamations,  for  the  cus- 
tomary city  crowd  was  already  beginning  to  cluster 
about  us.  "It  isn't  talk  we  want  now.  We  must  get 
this  girl  where  she  can  be  taken  care  of." 

It  was  then  that  Mary  Lockwood  spoke  for  the  first 
time.  Her  voice  was  tremulous,  but  the  gloved  hand 
that  hung  at  her  side  was  no  longer  shaking. 

"Couldn't  I  take  her  home?"  she  asked  me.  "To 
my  home?" 

I  was  busy  pushing  back  the  crowd. 

"No,"  I  told  her,  "a  hospital's  best.  I'll  put  her  in 
your  car  there.    Then  you  run  her  over  to  the  Roose- 


322     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

velt.  That's  even  better  than  waiting  for  an  am- 
bulance." 

I  stooped  over  the  injured  girl  again  and  felt  her 
pulse.  It  struck  me  as  an  amazingly  strong  and 
steady  pulse  for  any  one  in  such  a  predicament.  And 
her  respiration,  I  noticed,  was  very  close  to  normal.  I 
examined  each  side  of  her  face,  and  inspected  her 
lips  and  even  her  tongue-tip,  to  see  if  some  cut  or 
abrasion  there  couldn't  account  for  that  disturbing 
streak  of  blood.  But  I  could  find  neither  cut  nor 
bruise,  and  by  this  time  the  old  man  was  again  mak- 
ing himself  heard. 

"You'll  take  her  to  no  pest-house,"  he  was  ex- 
citedly proclaiming.  "She'll  come  home  with  me — 
what's  left  of  her.    She  must  come  home  with  me!" 

Mary  Lockwood  stared  at  him  with  her  tragic  and 
still  slightly  bewildered  eyes. 

"Very  well,"  she  quietly  announced.  "I'll  take  her 
home.     I'll  take  you  both  home." 

And  at  this  the  old  man  seemed  immensely  re- 
lieved. 

"Where  is  it  you  want  to  go?"  I  rather  impatiently 
demanded  of  him.  For  I'd  decided  to  get  them  away 
from  there,  for  Mary's  sake,  before  the  inevitable  pa- 
trolman or  reporter  happened  along. 

"On  the  other  side  of  Brooklyn,"  explained  the 
bereft  one,  with  a  vague  hand-wave  toward  the  east. 
I  had  to  push  back  the  crowd  again,  before  I  was  able 
to  gather  the  limp  form  up  from  its  asphalted  resting- 
place. 

"And  what's  your  name?"  I  demanded  as  the  old 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         323 

man  came  shuffling  along  beside  us  on  our  way  to  the 
waiting  car. 

"Crotty,"  he  announced.    "Zachary  Crotty." 

It  wasn't  until  I'd  placed  the  injured  girl  in  the 
softly-upholstered  car-seat  that  that  name  of  "Crotty," 
sent  like  a  torpedo  across  the  open  spaces  of  distrac- 
tion, exploded  against  the  hull-plates  of  memory. 

Crotty !  The  very  name  of  Crotty  took  my  thoughts 
suddenly  winging  back  to  yet  another  street-accident, 
an  accident  in  which  I  myself  had  figured  so  actively 
and  so  unfortunately.  For  Crotty  was  the  name  of  the 
man,  I  remembered,  who  had  confirmed  my  chauffeur 
Latreille's  verdict  as  to  the  victim  of  that  never-to-be- 
forgotten  Hallow-e'en  affair.  Crotty  was  the  indi- 
vidual who  had  brought  word  to  Latreille  that  we  had 
really  killed  a  man.  And  Crotty  was  not  a  remarkably 
common  name.  And  now,  oddly  enough,  he  was  figur- 
ing in  another  accident  of  almost  the  same  nature. 

Something  prompted  me  to  reach  in  and  feel  the 
hand  of  the  still  comatose  girl.  That  hand,  I  noticed, 
was  warm  to  the  touch.  Then  I  turned  and  inspected 
the  venerable-looking  old  man  who  was  now  weeping 
volubly  into  a  large  cotton  handkerchief. 

"You'll  have  to  give  us  your  street  and  number," 
I  told  him,  as  a  mask  to  cover  that  continued  inspec- 
tion of  mine. 

He  did  so,  between  sobs.  And  as  he  did  so  I  failed 
to  detect  any  trace  of  actual  tears  on  his  face.  What 
was  more,  I  felt  sure  that  the  eye  periodically  con- 
cealed by  the  noisily-flourished  handkerchief  was  a 
chronically  roving  eye,  an  unstable  eye,  an  eye  that 


324     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

seemed  averse  to  meeting  your  own  honestly  inquiring 
glance. 

That  discovery,  or  perhaps  I  ought  to  say  that  sus- 
picion, caused  me  to  turn  to  Mary,  who  was  already  in 
her  place  in  the  driving-seat. 

"Wouldn't  it  be  bettei  if  I  went  with  you?"  I  asked 
her,  stung  to  the  heart  by  the  mute  suffering  which 
I  could  only  too  plainly  see  on  her  milk-white  face. 

"No,"  she  told  me  as  she  motioned  for  the  girl's 
uncle  to  climb  into  the  car.  "This  is  something  I've 
got  to  do  myself." 

"And  it's  something  that'll  have  to  be  paid  for, 
and  well  paid  for,"  declaimed  our  silvery-haired  old 
friend  as  he  stowed  away  his  cotton  handkerchief  and 
took  up  his  slightly  triumphant  position  in  that  Nile- 
green  roadster. 

It  was  not  so  much  this  statement,  I  think,  as  the 
crushed  and  hopeless  look  in  Mary  Lockwood's  eyes 
that  prompted  me  to  lean  in  across  the  car-door  and 
meet  the  gaze  of  those  eyes  as  they  stared  so  un- 
seeinsLv  down  at  me. 

"I  wish  you'd  let  me  go  with  you,"  I  begged,  put- 
ting my  pride  in  my  pocket. 

"What  good  would  that  do  ?"  she  demanded,  with  a 
touch  of  bitterness  in  her  voice.  Her  foot,  I  could  see, 
was  already  pressing  down  on  the  starter-knob. 

"I  might  be  able  to  help  you,"  I  rather  inadequately 
ventured.  Even  as  I  spoke,  however,  I  caught  sight 
of  the  blue-clad  figure  of  a  patrolman  pushing  his 
way  through  the  crowd  along  the  curb.  I  imagine 
that  Mary  also  caught  sight  of  that  figure,  for  a  shadow 


THE  XILE-GREEN  ROADSTER 


o-o 


passed  across  her  face  and  the  pulse  of  the  engine  in- 
creased to  a  drone. 

"I  can't  wait,"  she  said  in  a  sort  of  guilty  gasp. 
"This  girl  needs  help.    And  she  needs  it  quickly." 

Unconsciously  my  eyes  fell  to  the  other  girl  sitting 
back  so  limply  in  the  padded  seat.  She  was,  clearly, 
coming  round  again.  But  as  she  drifted  past  my 
line  of  vision  with  the  movement  of  the  car  I  made  a 
trivial  and  yet  a  slightly  perplexing  discovery.  I 
noticed  that  the  relaxed  hand  posed  so  impassively 
along  the  door-top  bore  a  distinct  yellow  stain  be- 
tween the  tips  of  the  first  and  second  fingers.  That 
yellow  stain,  I  knew,  was  customarily  brought  about 
by  the  use  of  cigarettes.  It  was  a  mark  peculiar  to 
the  habitual  smoker.  Yet  the  meek  and  drab-colored 
figure  that  I  had  lifted  into  that  car-seat  could  scarcely 
be  accepted  as  a  consumer  of  "coffin-nails."  It  left 
a  wrinkle  which  the  iron  of  Reason  found  hard  to  eradi- 
cate. 

It  left  me  squinting  after  that  departing  roadster,  in 
fact,  with  something  more  than  perplexity  nibbling  at 
my  heart.  I  was  oppressed  by  a  feeling  of  undefined 
conspiracies  weaving  themselves  about  the  tragic-eyed 
girl  in  the  Nile-green  car.  And  a  sudden  ache  to  fol- 
low after  that  girl,  to  stand  between  her  and  certain 
activities  which  she  could  never  comprehend,  took  pos- 
session of  me. 

Any  such  pursuit,  however,  was  not  as  easy  as  it 
promised.  For  I  first  had  to  explain  to  that  inquiring 
patrolman  that  the  accident  had  been  a  trivial  one,  that 
I  hadn't  even  bothered  about  taking  the  license-number 


326     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

of  the  car,  and  that  I  could  be  found  at  my  home  in 
Gramercy  Square  in  case  any  further  information 
might  be  deemed  necessary.  Then,  once  clear  of  the 
neighborhood,  I  hesitated  between  two  possible 
courses.  One  was  to  get  in  touch  with  Mary's  father 
over  the  phone,  with  John  Lockwood.  The  other  was 
to  hurry  down  to  Police  Headquarters  and  talk  things 
over  with  my  good  friend  Lieutenant  Belton.  But 
either  movement,  I  remembered,  would  have  stood  dis- 
tasteful to  Mary  herself.  It  meant  publicity,  and  pub- 
licity was  one  thing  to  be  avoided.  So  I  solved  the 
problem  by  taking  an  altogether  different  tack.  I 
did  what  deep  down  in  my  heart  I  had  been  wanting  to 
do  all  along.  I  hailed  a  passing  taxicab,  hopped  in, 
and  made  straight  for  that  hinterland  district  of 
Brooklyn  where  Crotty  had  described  his  home  as 
standing. 

I  didn't  drive  directly  to  that  home,  but  dismissed 
my  driver  at  a  near-by  corner  and  approached  the 
house  on  foot.  There  was  no  longer  any  Nile-green 
car  in  sight.  And  the  house  itself,  I  noticed,  was  a 
distinctly  unattractive-looking  one,  a  shabby  one,  even 
a  sordid  one.  I  stood  in  the  shadow  of  the  side- 
entrance  to  one  of  those  gilt-lettered  corner-saloons 
which  loom  like  aromatic  oases  out  of  man's  most 
dismal  Saharas,  studying  that  altogether  repellent 
house- front.  And  as  I  stood  there  making  careful  note 
of  its  minutest  characteristics  a  figure  came  briskly 
down  its  broken  sandstone  steps. 

What  made  me  catch  my  breath,  however,  was  the 
fact  that  the  figure  was  that  of  a  man,  and  the  man 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         327 

was  Latreille,  my  ex-chauffeur.  And  still  again,  I 
remembered,  the  long  arm  of  Coincidence  was  reach- 
ing out  and  plucking  me  by  the  sleeve. 

But  I  didn't  linger  there  to  meditate  over  this  ab- 
straction, for  I  noticed  that  Latreille,  sauntering  along 
the  opposite  side  of  the  street,  had  signaled  to  two 
other  men  leisurely  approaching  my  caravansary  from 
the  near-by  corner.  One  of  these,  I  saw,  was  the  old 
man  known  as  Crotty.  And  it  was  obvious  that  within 
two  minutes'  time  they  would  converge  somewhere  dis- 
agreeably close  to  the  spot  where  I  stood. 

So  I  backed  discreetly  and  quietly  through  the  side- 
entrance  of  that  many-odored  beer-parlor.  There  I 
encountered  an  Hibernian  bartender  with  an  empty  tray 
and  an  exceptionally  evil  eye.  I  detained  him,  however, 
with  a  fraternal  hand  on  his  sleeve. 

"Sister,"  I  hurriedly  explained,  "I've  got  a  date 
with  a  rib  here.    Can  you  put  me  under  cover  ?" 

It  was  patois,  I  felt  sure,  which  would  reach  his 
understanding.  But  it  wasn't  until  he  beheld  the  five- 
spot  which  I'd  slid  up  on  his  tray  that  the  look  of 
world-weary  cynicism  vanished  from  his  face. 

"Sure,"  he  said  as  he  promptly  and  impassively 
pocketed  the  bill.  Then  without  a  word  or  the  blink 
of  an  eye  he  pushed  in  past  a  room  crowded  with 
round  tables  on  iron  pedestals,  took  the  key  out  of  a 
door  opening  in  the  rear  wall,  thrust  it  into  my  fingers, 
and  offhandedly  motioned  me  inside. 

I  stepped  in  through  that  door  and  closed  and  locked 
it.  Then  I  inspected  my  quarters.  They  were  elo- 
quent enough  of  sordid  and  ugly  adventure.     They 


328     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

smelt  of  sour  liquor  and  stale  cigar-smoke,  with  a 
vague  over-tone  of  orris  and  patchouli.  On  one  side 
of  the  room  was  an  imitation  Turkish  couch,  on  the 
other  an  untidy  washstand  and  a  charred-edged  card- 
table.  Half-way  between  these  there  was  a  "speak- 
easy," a  small  sliding  wall-panel  through  which  liquid 
refreshments  might  be  served  without  any  undue  inter- 
ruption to  the  privacy  of  those  partaking  of  the  same. 
This  speak-easy,  I  noticed  as  I  slid  it  back  the  merest 
trifle,  opened  on  the  "beer  parlor,"  at  the  immediate 
rear  of  the  bar-room  itself,  the  "parlor"  where  the 
thirsty  guest  might  sit  at  one  of  the  little  round  tables 
and  consume  his  "suds"  or  his  fusel-oil  whisky  at  his 
leisure.  And  the  whole  place  impressed  me  as  the 
sort  of  thing  that  still  made  civilization  a  mockery  and 
suburban  recreation  a  viper  that  crawled  on  its  belly. 

I  was,  in  fact,  still  peering  through  my  little  speak- 
easy slit  in  the  wall  when  I  became  conscious  of  the 
three  figures  that  came  sidling  into  that  empty  room 
with  the  little  round  tables.  I  could  see  them  distinct- 
ly. There  was  the  silvery-haired  old  Crotty ;  there  was 
Latreille ;  and  there  was  a  rather  unkempt  and  furtive- 
eyed  individual  who  very  promptly  and  unmistakably 
impressed  me  as  a  drug-addict.  And  repugnant  as 
eavesdropping  was  to  me,  I  couldn't  help  leaning  close 
to  my  speak-easy  crevice  and  listening  to  that  worthy 
trio  as  they  seated  themselves  within  six  feet  of  where 
I  stood,  Latreille  and  old  Crotty  with  their  backs  to 
me,  the  untidy  individual  whom  they  addressed  as 
The  Doc  sitting  facing  the  wall  that  shielded  me. 

"Swell    kipping!"    contentedly    murmured    one    of 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         329 

that  trio,  out  of  their  momentary  silence.  And  at 
that  I  promptly  pricked  up  my  ears,  for  I  knew  that 
swell  kipping  in  the  vernacular  of  the  underworld 
stood  for  easy  harvesting. 

"What'll  it  be,  boys?"  interrupted  a  voice  which  I 
recognized  as  the  bartender's. 

"Bourbon,"  barked  Latreille. 

"A  slug  o'  square-face,  Mickey,"  companionably 
announced  the  old  gentleman  known  as  Crotty. 

"Deep  beer,"  sighed  he  who  was  designated  as  The 
Doc.  Then  came  the  sound  of  a  match  being  struck, 
the  scrape  of  a  chair-leg,  and  the  clump  of  a  fist  on 
the  table-top,  followed  by  a  quietly  contented  laugh. 

"It's  a  pipe!"  announced  a  solemnly  exultant  voice. 
And  I  knew  the  speaker  to  be  my  distinguished  ex- 
chauffeur.     "It's  sure  one  grand  little  cinch!" 

"Nothing's  a  cinch  until  you  get  the  goods  in  your 
jeans,"  contended  Crotty,  with  the  not  unnatural  skep- 
ticism of  age. 

"But  didn't  she  hand  her  hundred  and  ten  over 
to  The  Doc,  just  to  cover  running-expenses?  Ain't 
that  worth  rememberin'?  And  ain't  she  got  the  fear 
o'  Gawd  thrown  into  her?  And  ain't  she  comin'  back 
to-night  wit'  that  wine-jelly  and  old  Port  and  her  own 
check-book  ?" 

This  allocution  was  followed  by  an  appreciative 
silence. 

"But  it's  old  Lockwood  who's  got  o'  come  across," 
that  individual  known  as  The  Doc  finally  reminded 
his  confreres. 

This  brought  a  snort  of  contempt  from  Latreille. 


330     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"I  tell  you  again  old  Lockwood'll  fight  you  to  the 
drop  of  the  hat.  The  girl's  your  meat.  She's  your 
mark.  You've  got  her!  And  if  you've  only  got  the 
brains  to  milk  her  right  she's  good  for  forty  thou- 
sand. She's  weakened  already.  She's  on  the  skids. 
And  she's  got  a  pile  of  her  own  to  pull  from !" 

"Forty  thousand?"  echoed  the  other,  with  a  smack 
of  the  lips. 

"That's  thirteen  thousand  a-piece,"   amended   La- 
treille  largely,  "with  one  over  for  Car-Step  Sadie." 
"Cut  out  that  name,"  commanded  Crotty. 
"Well,  Babbie  then,  if  that  suits  you  better.     And 
it's  a  landslide  for  her!" 

"Ain't  she  earned  it?"  demanded  her  silvery-haired 
old  guardian. 

"Strikes  me  as  being  pretty  good  pay  for  gettin' 
bunted  over  with  a  play-car  and  not  even  a  shin- 
bruise." 

"Well,  ain't  her  trainin'  worth  something,  in  this 
work?" 

"Sure  it  is — but  how  'n  hell  did  she  get  that  blood 
streakin'  across  her  face  so  nice  and  life-like  ?" 

The  silvery-haired  old  gentleman  chuckled  as  he 
put  down  his  glass  of  square-face. 

"That's  sure  our  Babbie's  one  little  grand-stand 
play!  You  see,  she  keeps  the  pulp  exposed  in  one  o' 
her  back  teeth.  Then  a  little  suck  with  her  tongue  over 
it  makes  it  bleed,  on  a  half-minute  notice.  That's 
how  she  worked  the  hemorrhage-game  with  old 
Bronchial  Bill  all  last  winter,  before  the  beak  sent 
him  up  the  river." 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         331 

I  stood  there,  leaning  against  the  soiled  shelf  across 
which  must  have  passed  so  much  of  the  liquid  that 
cheers  depressed  humanity.  But  never  before,  I  feel 
sure,  did  anything  quite  so  cheering  come  through 
that  sordid  little  speak-easy.  I  was  no  longer  afraid 
of  that  malignant-looking  trio  so  contentedly  exult- 
ing over  their  ill-gotten  victory. 

"Well,  it's  a  cinch,"  went  on  the  droning  voice,  "if 
The  Doc'll  only  cut  out  the  dope  for  a  couple  o'  days 
and  your  Babbie  doesn't  get  to  buckin'  over  the  foot- 
board!" 

"It  ain't  Babbie  I'm  worryin'  over,"  explained  old 
Crotty.  "That  girl'll  do  what's  expected  of  her. 
She's  got  to.  I've  wised  her  up  on  that.  What's 
worryin'  me  more  is  that  cuff-shooter  who  butted  in 
over  there  on  the  Island." 

Still  again  I  could  hear  Latreille's  little  snort  of 
open  contempt. 

"Well,  you  can  put  that  bug  out  of  your  head," 
quietly  averred  my  ex-chauffeur.  "You  seem  to  've 
forgotten  that  guy,  Zachy.  That's  the  boob  we  un- 
loaded the  Senator's  town  car  on.  And  that's  the 
Hindoo  I  framed,  away  back  on  Hallow-e'en  Night. 
You  remember  that,  don't  you  ?" 

I  leaned  closer,  with  my  heart  pounding  under  my 
midriff  and  a  singing  in  my  ears.  But  old  Crotty  didn't 
seem  to  remember. 

"On  Hallow-e'en  Night?"  he  ruminated  aloud. 

"Why,  the  stiff  I  asked  you  to  stand  ready  to  give 
the  glad  word  to,  if  he  happened  round  for  any  habeas- 
corpus  song  and  dance!"  prompted  the  somewhat  im- 


332    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

patient  voice  of  Latreille.  "Don't  you  mind,  back  on 
last  Hallow-e'en,  how  the  Big  Hill  boys  stuffed  that 
suit  of  old  clothes  with  straw  and  rags,  and  then 
stuck  it  up  in  the  street  ?  And  how  we  hit  that  dummy, 
and  how  I  made  the  chicken-hearted  pen-wiper  think 
that  he'd  killed  a  man  and  coyoted  off  the  scene?" 

I  don't  know  what  old  Crotty's  reply  to  those  ques- 
tions were.  I  wasn't  interested  in  his  reply.  It  wasn't 
even  rage  that  swept  through  me  as  I  stood  listening 
to  those  only  too  enraging  words. 

The  first  thing  that  I  felt  was  a  sense  of  relief,  a 
vague  yet  vast  consciousness  of  deliverance,   like  a 
sleepy   lifer   with  a  governor's  pardon  being  waved 
in  his   face.     I  was  no  longer  afraid  for  Mary.     I 
was  no  longer  afraid  of  life,  afraid  of  myself,  afraid 
of  my  fellows.     My  slate  was  clean.     And  above  all, 
I  was  in  no  way  any  longer  afraid  of  Latreille.     / 
was  the  chicken-hearted  pen-wiper — and  I  hated  him 
for  that  word — who  had  been  "framed."     /  was  the 
over-timorous   victim   of   their   sweet-scented   conspi- 
racies.   /  was  the  boob  who  had  been  made  to  shuffle 
and  suffer  and  sweat.     But  that  time  was  over  and 
done  with,   forever.     And  the  great  wave  of  relief 
that  swept  through  me  surged  back  again,  this  time 
crested  with  anger,  and  then  still  again  towered  and 
broke  in  a  misty  rush  of  pity  for  Mary  Lockwood. 
I  thought  of  her  as  something  soft  and  feathered  in 
the  triple  coils  of  those  three  reptilious  conspirators, 
as  something  clean  and  timid  and  fragile,  being  slowly 
slathered  over  by  the  fangs  which  were  to  fasten  them- 
selves upon  her  innocence,  which  were  to  feed  upon 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         333 

her  goodness  of  heart.  And  I  decided  that  she  would 
never  have  to  go  through  what  I  had  been  compelled 
to  go  through. 

I  didn't  wait  for  more.  There  was,  in  fact,  noth- 
ing more  to  wait  for,  so  far  as  I  and  my  world  were 
concerned.  I  had  found  out  all  I  wanted  to  find  out. 
Yet  I  had  to  stand  there  for  a  full  minute,  coercing 
myself  to  calmness.  Then  I  tiptoed  across  the  room 
to  a  second  door  which  stood  in  the  rear  wall,  un- 
locked it,  and  stepped  out  into  the  narrow  and  none 
too  well-lighted  hallway.  This  led  to  a  washroom 
which  in  turn  opened  on  another  narrow  passageway. 
And  from  this  I  was  able  to  circle  back  into  the  bar- 
room itself. 

I  didn't  tarry  to  make  any  explanations  to  the 
worthy  called  Mickey,  or  to  advertise  my  exit  to  his 
even  worthier  friends.  I  slipped  quietly  and  quickly 
out  of  that  unclean  street-corner  fester-spot,  veered 
off  across  the  street  where  the  early  spring  twilight 
was  already  settling  down,  and  went  straight  to  the 
house  which  I  knew  to  be  Crotty's. 

I  didn't  even  wait  to  ring.  I  tried  the  door,  found 
it  unlocked,  and  stepped  inside.  There,  no  sign  of 
life  confronted  me.  But  that  didn't  for  a  moment 
deter  my  explorations.  I  quietly  investigated  the 
ground  floor,  found  it  as  unprepossessing  as  its  pro- 
prietor, and  proceeded  noiselessly  up  the  narrow  stair- 
way for  an  examination  of  the  upper  regions. 

It  wasn't  until  I  reached  the  head  of  the  stairs  that 
I  came  to  a  stop.  For  there  I  could  hear  the  muffled 
but  unmistakable  sound  of  somebody  moving  about. 


334     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

It  took  me  several  minutes  to  determine  the  source 
of  these  movements.  But  once  I  had  made  sure  of  my 
ground  I  advanced  to  the  door  at  the  back  of  the  half- 
darkened  hall  and  swung  it  open. 

On  the  far  side  of  the  room  into  which  I  stood  star- 
ing I  saw  a  girl  in  house-slippers  and  a  faded  rose- 
colored  peignoir  thrown  over  a  none  too  clean  night- 
dress of  soiled  linen.  In  one  hand  she  held  a  lighted 
cigarette.  With  the  other  hand  she  was  stirring  some- 
thing in  a  small  graniteware  stew-pan  over  a  gas- 
heater.  Her  hair  was  down  and  her  shoulders  were 
bare.  But  all  her  attention  seemed  concentrated  on 
that  savory  stew,  which  she  sniffed  at  hungrily,  almost 
childishly,  between  puffs  on  her  cigarette.  Then  she 
fell  to  stirring  her  pot  again,  with  obvious  satisfaction. 

I  had  the  door  shut  behind  me,  in  fact,  before  she 
so  much  as  surmised  that  any  one  else  was  in  the  room 
with  her.  And  when  she  looked  up  and  saw  me  there 
her  eyes  slowly  widened  and  she  slowly  and  deliber- 
atelv  put  her  spoon  down  on  the  soiled  dresser-top 
beside  her.  It  wasn't  exactly  fear  that  I  saw  creep 
into  her  face.  It  was  more  the  craft  of  the  long-harried 
and  case-hardened  fugitive. 

"Bab,'7  I  said,  addressing  her  in  the  language  which 
I  imagined  would  most  forcibly  appeal  to  her.  "I 
don't  want  to  butt  in  on  your  slough.  But  time's 
precious  and  I'm  going  to  talk  plain." 

"Shoot!"  she  said  after  a  moment  of  hesitation  fol- 
lowed by  another  moment  of  silent  appraisal. 

"The  cops  are  rounding  up  The  Doc  and  old  Crotty 
for  claim  faking.     They're  also  coming  here,  Bab,  to 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER        335 

gather  up  a  girl  called  Car-Step  Sadie  for  dummy- 
chucking  under  the  car  of  that  Lockwood  woman  and 
bleeding:  her  for  one  hundred  and  ten  bones,  and — " 

"Those  bulls  've  got  nuttin'  on  me !"  broke  out  the 
disturbingly  dishabille  figure  in  soiled  linen,  as  she 
stood  staring  at  me  with  a  sort  of  mouse-like  hostility 
in  her  crafty  young  eyes. 

"But  they're  bringing  a  police-surgeon  along  with 
'em,"  I  went  glibly  on,  "for  they  claim,  Bab,  you've 
got  a  hollow  tooth  you  can  start  bleeding  any  time 
you  need  to  stall  on  that  internal-injury  stuff.  And 
they've  dug  up  a  couple  of  cases  that  aren't  going  to 
sound  any  too  good  over  in  the  District  Attorney's 
office.  Now,  I'm  not  here  to  give  advice.  This  is 
merely  a  rumble.  And  you  can  do  what  you  like  about 
it.  But  if  you're  wise,  you'll  slide  while  the  sliding 
is  good." 

She  stood  once  more  silently  studying  me. 

"What's  all  this  to  yuh,  anyway?"  she  suddenly  de- 
manded. 

"It's  so  little,  my  dear,"  I  airily  acknowledged,  "that 
you  can  do  exactly  as  you  like  about  it.    But — " 

"Where's  The  Doc?"  was  her  next  quick  question. 
"Where's  Crotty?" 

I  had  to  think  fast. 

"They've  ducked,"  I  asserted,  amazed  at  my  own 
newly-discovered  facility  in  fictioneering. 

"Who  said  they'd  ducked  ?" 

"Do  you  know  Mickey's,  over  there  on  the  corner?" 
I  ventured. 

She  nodded  as   she   darted   across   the   room   and 


336    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

threw  aside  the  faded  peignoir.  The  movement  made 
my  thoughts  flash  back  to  another  and  earlier  scene, 
to  the  scene  wherein  one  Vinnie  Brunelle  had  played 
the  leading-  role. 

"Latreille,"  I  explained  to  the  girl  across  the  room, 
"dropped  in  at  Mickey's  and  tipped  Crotty  and  The 
Doc  off,  not  more  than  a  quarter  of  an  hour  ago." 

"And  they  rabbited  off  wit' out  throwin'  me  a  sign?" 
she  indignantly  demanded. 

"They  did,"  I  prevaricated. 

She  suddenly  stopped,  swinging  about  and  viewing 
me  with  open  suspicion. 

"Where'd  yuh  ever  know  that  Latreille  guy?"  she 
demanded. 

"Latreille  worked  with  me,  for  months,"  I  declared, 
speaking  with  more  truth,  in  fact,  than  I  had  intended. 

"Then  me  for  the  tall  timber!"  announced  that  hard- 
faced  little  adventuress  as  she  began  to  scramble  into 
her  clothes. 

"Don't  you  want  me  to  get  you  a  taxi?"  I  inquired, 
backing  discreetly  away  until  I  stood  in  the  open  door. 

"Taxi  nuttin' !"  she  retorted  through  the  shower  of 
soiled  lingerie  that  cascaded  about  her  writhing  white 
shoulders.  "What  d'yuh  take  me  for,  anyway?  A 
ostrich  ?  When  I  get  under  cover,  I  go  there  me  own 
way,  and  not  wit'  all  Brooklyn  bawlin'  me  out !" 

And  she  went  her  own  way.  She  went,  indeed, 
much  more  expeditiously  than  I  had  anticipated,  for  in 
five  minutes'  time  she  was  dressed  and  booted  and 
hatted  and  scurrying  off  through  the  now  darkened 
streets.      Which  trail   she  took   and   what  cover  she 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         337 

sought  didn't  in  the  least  interest  me  once  I  had  made 
sure  of  the  fact  she  was  faring  in  an  opposite  direction 
to  Mickey's  thirst-appeasing  caravansary.  But  she 
went.  She  shook  the  dust  of  that  house  off  her  febrile 
young  heels;  and  that  was  the  one  thing  I  desired  of 
her.  For  that  night,  I  knew,  still  held  a  problem  or 
two  for  me  which  would  be  trying  enough  without  the 
presence  of  the  redoubtable  Lady  Babbie  and  her  san- 
guinary bicuspid. 

Yet  once  she  was  clear  of  that  house,  I  decided  to 
follow  her  example.  This,  however,  was  not  so  easy 
as  it  had  promised  to  be.  For  I  had  scarcely  reached 
the  foot  of  the  stairway  when  I  heard  the  sound  of 
voices  outside  the  street  door.  And  I  promptly  rec- 
ognized them  as  Crotty's  and  Latreille's. 

That  discovery  sent  me  groping  hurriedly  backward 
into  the  darkened  hallway.  By  the  time  the  door 
opened  I  had  felt  my  way  to  a  second  flight  of  steps 
which  obviously  led  to  the  basement.  I  could  hear 
the  voice  of  the  man  known  as  The  Doc,  for  the  three 
men  were  now  advancing,  and  advancing  none  too 
quietly,  into  their  musty-aired  harborage.  But  my 
own  flight  down  those  basement  stairs  was  quiet 
enough,  for  I  realized  now  the  expediency  of  slipping 
away  and  putting  in  a  call  for  help. 

It  was  only  after  a  good  deal  of  groping  about,  how- 
ever, that  I  was  able  to  reach  the  door  opening  on  the 
basement-area,  directly  under  the  street-steps.  A  huge 
brass  key,  fortunately,  stood  in  place  there.  So  as  I 
passed  out  I  took  the  trouble  to  relock  that  door  after 
me  and  pocket  the  key. 


338    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

In  five  minutes  I  had  found  a  side-street  grocery- 
store  with  a  sufficiently  sequestered  telephone.  And 
by  means  of  this  telephone  I  promptly  called  up  Head- 
quarters and  asked  for  Lieutenant  Belton. 

He  listened  to  what  I  had  to  say  with  much  more 
interest  than  I  had  anticipated. 

"Witter,"  he  called  back  over  the  wire,  "I  believe 
you've  stumbled  across  something  big." 

"Then  supposing  you  stumble  over  here  after  it," 
was  my  prompt  suggestion.  But  Belton  wasn't  to  be 
stampeded  into  the  over-hasty  action  of  the  amateur. 

"If  that  isn't  that  bunch  Headquarters  has  been  want- 
ing to  interview  for  the  last  three  months,  I  miss  my 
one  best  bet.  But  in  this  business,  Witter,  you've  got 
to  know.  So  I'll  slip  over  to  the  Bureau  and  look  up 
mugs  and  records.  If  that  faint-spiller  is  Bad  Nadeau, 
alias  Car- Step  Sadie,  there's  no  doubt  about  your  man 
being  Crotty." 

"She  is  Car-Step  Sadie,"  I  told  him. 

"Then  we'll  be  out  there  with  bells  on,"  he  calmly 
announced. 

"But  what  do  you  expect  me  to  do,  in  the  mean- 
time?" I  somewhat  peevishly  demanded. 

"Just  keep  'em  guessing,"  he  tranquilly  retorted, 
"keep  'em  guessing  until  we  amble  over  there  and  take 
'em  off  your  hands !" 

That  was  easy  enough  to  say,  I  remembered  as  I 
made  my  way  back  to  Crotty's  broken-faced  abode,  but 
the  problem  of  holding  that  unsavory  trio  in  subjec- 
tion didn't  impress  me  as  an  over-trivial  one.  Yet  I 
went  back  with  a  new  fortitude  stiffening  my  back- 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER        339 

bone,  for  I  knew  that  whatever  might  happen  that 
night,  I  now  had  the  Law  on  my  side. 

That  casual  little  flicker  of  confidence,  however,  was 
not  destined  to  sustain  me  for  long.  A  new  compli- 
cation suddenly  confronted  me.  For  as  I  guardedly 
approached  the  house  from  which  I'd  sent  Bab  Nadeau 
scampering  off  into  the  night  I  noticed  the  Nile-green 
car  already  drawn  up  close  beside  the  curb.  And  this 
car,  I  further  noticed,  was  empty. 

So  it  was  with  a  perceptibly  quickened  pulse  that  I 
sidled  down  into  the  unclean  area,  unearthed  my  brass 
key,  and  let  myself  silently  into  the  unlighted  base- 
ment. Then  I  just  as  quietly  piloted  my  way  in 
through  the  darkness,  found  the  stairway,  and  as- 
cended to  the  ground  floor. 

The  moment  I  reached  the  hallway  I  could  hear  the 
sound  of  voices  through  a  door  on  my  left.  I  could 
hear  Mary  Lockwood's  voice,  and  then  the  throaty 
tones  of  that  opianic  old  impostor  known  as  The  Doc. 

.  .  .  "No  doubt  of  the  fact  at  all,  my  dear 
young  lady.  The  spine  has  been  injured,  very  seri- 
ously injured.  Whether  or  not  it  will  result  in  paraly- 
sis I  can't  tell  until  I  consult  with  my  colleague,  Doctor 
Emmanuel  Paschall.  But  we  must  count  on  the  poor 
girl  being  helpless  for  life,  Crotty,  helpless  for  life!" 

This  was  followed  by  a  moment  or  two  of  silence. 
And  I  could  imagine  what  that  moment  or  two  was 
costing  Mary  Lockwood. 

"But  I  want  to  see  the  girl,"  she  said  in  a  somewhat 
desperate  voice.     "I  must  see  her." 

"All  in  good  time,  my  dear,  all  in  good  time,"  te**!- 


34o     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

porized  her  bland  old  torturer.  This  was  followed  by 
a  lower  mumble  of  voices  from  which  I  could  glean 
nothing  intelligible.  But  those  three  conspirators  must 
have  consulted  together,  for  after  a  moment  of  silence 
I  caught  the  sound  of  steps  crossing  the  floor. 

"He'll  just  slip  up  and  make  sure  the  patient  can  be 
seen,"  I  heard  the  suave  old  rascal  intone.  And  I  had 
merely  time  to  edge  back  and  dodge  about  the  base- 
ment stairhead  as  the  room-door  was  flung  open  and 
Latreille  stepped  out  in  the  hall.  The  door  closed  again 
as  he  vanished  above-stairs. 

When  he  returned,  he  didn't  step  back  into  the  room, 
but  waited  outside  and  knocked  on  the  closed  door. 
This  brought  old  Crotty  out  in  answer  to  the  sum- 
mons. Just  what  passed  between  that  worthy  trio, 
immured  in  their  whispering  consultation  in  that  half- 
lighted  hallway,  failed  to  reach  my  ears.  But  this  in 
no  way  disturbed  me,  for  I  knew  well  enough  that  La- 
treille had  at  least  passed  on  to  them  the  alarming 
news  that  their  much  needed  patient  was  no  longer 
under  that  roof.  And  what  was  more,  I  knew  that 
this  discovery  would  serve  to  bring  things  to  a  some- 
what speedier  climax  than  we  had  all  anticipated.  There 
was  a  sort  of  covert  decisiveness  about  their  move- 
ments, in  fact,  as  they  stepped  back  into  the  room  and 
swung  the  door  shut  behind  them.  So  I  crept  closer, 
listening  intently.  But  it  was  only  patches  and  shreds 
of  their  talk  that  I  could  overhear.  I  caught  enough, 
however,  to  know  they  were  protesting  that  their 
patient  was  too  weak  to  be  interviewed.  I  could  hear 
Crotty   feelingly  exclaim  that  it  wasn't  kind   words 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         341 

which  could  help  this  poor  child  now,  but  only  some- 
thing much  more  substantial,  and  much  more  mun- 
dane. 

"\res,  it's  only  money  that  can  talk  in  a  case  like 
this,"  pointedly  concurred  The  Doc,  clearly  spurred 
on  to  a  more  open  baldness  of  advance.  And  there 
were  further  parleyings  and  arguments  and  lugubrious 
enumerations  of  possibilities  from  the  man  of  medi- 
cine. I  knew  well  enough  what  they  were  doing.  They 
were  conjointly  and  cunningly  brow-beating  and  intim- 
idating that  solitary  girl  who,  even  while  she  must 
have  gathered  some  inkling  of  their  worldliness,  com- 
prehended nothing  of  the  wider  plot  they  were  weaving 
about  her.  And  I  further  knew  that  they  were  winning 
their  point,  for  I  could  hear  her  stifled  little  gasp  of 
final  surrender. 

"Very  well,"  her  strained  voice  said.  'Til  give  you 
the  check." 

This  pregnant  sentence  was  followed  by  an  equally 
pregnant  silence.  Then  came  a  series  of  small  noises, 
among  which  I  could  distinguish  the  scrape  of  a 
chair-leg  and  steps  crossing  the  floor.  And  I  surmised 
that  Mary  was  seating  herself  at  a  desk  or  table,  to 
make  out  and  sign  the  precious  little  slip  of  paper 
which  they  were  so  unctuously  conspiring  for.  So  it 
was  at  this  precise  moment  that  I  decided  to  interfere. 

I  opened  the  door,  as  quietly  as  I  could,  and  stepped 
into  the  room. 

It  was  Latreille  who  first  saw  me.  The  other  two 
men  were  too  intently  watching  the  girl  at  the  desk. 
They  were  still  watching  her  as  she  slowly  rose  from 


342     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

her  chair,  with  a  blue-tinted  oblong  of  paper  between 
her  fingers.  And  at  the  same  moment  that  Mary  Lock- 
wood  stood  up  Latreille  did  the  same.  He  rose  slowly, 
with  his  eyes  fixed  on  my  face,  backing  just  as  slowly 
away  as  he  continued  to  stare  at  me.  But  that  retreat, 
I  very  promptly  realized,  wasn't  prompted  by  any  sense 
of  fear. 

"Mary,"  I  called  out  sharply  to  the  girl  who  still 
stood  staring  down  at  the  slip  of  blue  paper. 

She  looked  up  as  she  heard  that  call,  peering  at  me 
with  half  incredulous  and  slightly  startled  eyes.  I 
don't  know  whether  she  was  glad  or  sorry  to  see  me 
there.  Perhaps  it  was  both.  But  she  neither  moved 
nor  spoke. 

"Mary,"  I  cried  out  to  her,  "don't  give  that  up !" 

I  moved  toward  her,  but  she  in  turn  moved  away 
from  me  until  she  stood  close  beside  the  ever  watchful 
Latreille. 

"This  is  something  which  you  don't  understand," 
she  said,  much  more  calmly  than  I  had  expected. 

"But  I  do,"  I  hotly  contended. 

"It's  something  which  you  can't  possibly  under- 
stand," she  repeated  in  tones  which  threw  a  gulf  yawn- 
ing between  us. 

"But  it's  you  who  don't,"  I  still  tried  to  tell  her. 
"These  three  here  are  claim  fakers ;  nothing  but  crimi- 
nals. They're  bleeding  you!  They're  blackmailing 
you!" 

A  brief  but  portentous  silence  fell  on  that  room  as 
the  bewildered  girl  looked  from  one  face  to  the  other. 
But  it  lasted  only  a  moment.     The  tableau  was  sud- 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         343 

denly  broken  by  a  movement  from  Latreille.  And  it 
was  a  quick  and  cat-like  movement.  With  one  sweep 
of  the  hand  he  reached  out  and  snatched  the  oblong  of 
blue  paper  from  Mary  Lockwood's  fingers.  And  as  I 
beheld  that  movement  a  little  alarm-gong  somewhere 
up  at  the  peak  of  my  brain  went  off  with  a  clang. 
Some  remote  cave-man  ancestor  of  mine  stirred  in  his 
grave.    I  saw  red. 

With  one  unreasoned  and  unreasoning  spring  I 
reached  Latreille,  crying  to  the  girl  as  I  went :  "Get 
out  of  this  house !    Get  out — quick !" 

That  was  all  I  said.  It  was  all  I  had  a  chance  to 
say,  for  Latreille  was  suddenly  taking  up  all  my  atten- 
tion. That  sauve  brigand,  instead  of  retreating,  caught 
and  held  the  slip  of  paper  between  his  teeth  and  squared 
for  combat.     And  combat  was  what  he  got. 

We  struck  and  countered  and  clenched  and  went  to 
the  floor  together,  still  striking  blindly  at  each  other's 
faces  as  we  threshed  and  rolled  about  there.  We  sent 
a  chair  spinning,  and  a  table  went  over  like  a  nine- 
pin.  We  wheezed  and  gasped  and  clumped  against  the 
baseboard  and  flopped  again  out  into  open  space.  Yet 
I  tore  that  slip  of  paper  from  between  Latreille's  teeth, 
and  macerated  it  between  my  own,  as  we  continued  to 
pound  and  thump  and  writhe  about  the  dusty  floor. 
And  I  think  I  would  have  worsted  Latreille,  if  I'd  been 
given  half  a  chance,  for  into  that  onslaught  of  mine 
went  the  pent-up  fury  of  many  weeks  and  months 
of  self-corroding  hate.  'But  that  worthy  known  as  The 
Doc  deemed  it  wise  to  take  a  hand  in  the  struggle.  His 
interference  assumed  the  form  of  a  blow  with  a  chair- 


344     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

back,  a  blow  which  must  have  stunned  me  for  a  mo- 
ment or  two,  for  when  I  was  able  to  think  clearly  again 
Latreille  had  me  pinned  down,  with  one  knee  on  my 
chest  and  old  Crotty  stationed  at  the  door  with  a  Colt 
revolver  in  his  hand.  The  next  moment  Latreille 
forced  my  wrists  down  in  front  of  me,  jerked  a  hand- 
kerchief from  my  pocket,  and  with  it  tied  my  crossed 
hands  close  together.  Then  he  turned  and  curtly  mo- 
tioned to  Crotty. 

"Here,"  he  commanded.  "Bring  that  gun  and  guard 
this  pin-head!  If  he  tries  anything,  let  him  have  it, 
and  have  it  good !" 

Slowly  and  deliberately  Latreille  rose  to  his  feet. 
He  paused  for  a  moment  to  wipe  the  blood  and  dust 
from  his  face.  Then  he  turned  to  Mary  Lock  wood, 
who  stood  with  her  back  against  the  wall  and  her  tightly 
clenched  fists  pressed  close  to  her  sides.  She  was  very 
white,  white  to  the  lips.  But  it  wasn't  fear  that  held 
her  there.  It  was  a  sort  of  colorless  heat  of  indigna- 
tion, a  fusing  of  rage  and  watchfulness  which  she 
seemed  at  a  loss  to  express  in  either  word  or  action. 

"Now  you,"  barked  out  Latreille,  motioning  her  to 
the  desk,  "make  good  on  that  paper.    And  do  it  quick !" 

Mary  surveyed  him,  silently,  studiously,  deliberately. 
He  was,  apparently,  something  startlingly  new  in  her 
career,  something  which  she  seemed  unable  to  fathom. 
But  he'd  by  no  means  intimidated  her.  For,  instead  of 
answering  him,  she  spoke  to  me. 

"Witter,"  she  called  out,  watching  her  enemy  as  she 
spoke.     "Witter,  what  do  you  want  me  to  do?" 

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THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         345 

remembered  my  own  helplessness,  and  the  character  of 
the  men  confronting  us.  And  I  remembered  that  time 
was  a  factor  in  Mary's  favor  and  mine. 

"Do  what  he  tells  you,"  I  called  up  to  her.  And  I 
knew  that  she  had  stepped  slowly  across  to  the  desk 
again.  Yet  what  she  did  there  I  failed  to  understand, 
for  my  attention  was  once  more  centered  on  the  old 
scoundrel  covering  me  with  the  Colt  revolver  and  re- 
peatedly and  blasphemously  threatening  to  plug  me 
through  the  heart  if  I  so  much  as  made  one  finger-move 
to  get  off  that  floor.  So  I  lay  there  studying  him.  I 
studied  his  posture.  I  studied  the  position  of  his 
weapon.  I  studied  my  own  length  of  limb.  I  studied 
the  furniture  overturned  about  the  room.  And  then  I 
once  more  studied  old  Crotty. 

Then  I  laughed  aloud.  As  I  did  so  I  suddenly 
twisted  my  head  and  stared  toward  the  door. 

"Smash  it  in,  Sam!"  I  shouted  exultantly,  and  with 
all  the  strength  of  my  lungs. 

It  startled  them  all,  as  I  had  intended  it  should.  But 
it  also  did  something  else  which  I  had  expected  it  to 
do.  It  caused  Crotty  to  glance  quickly  over  his  shoul- 
der toward  the  door  in  question.  And  at  the  precise 
moment  that  he  essayed  this  movement  I  ventured  one 
of  my  own. 

I  brought  my  outstretched  leg  up,  in  one  quick  and 
vicious  kick.  I  brought  my  boot-sole  in  one  stinging 
blow  against  the  stock  of  the  firearm  and  the  fingers 
clustered  about  it.  And  the  result  was  practically  what 
I  had  anticipated.  It  sent  the  revolver  cascading  up 
into  the  air,  like  a  circus-tumbler  doing  a  double-twister 


346    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

over  an  elephant's  back.  There  was  the  bark  of  an 
exploding  cartridge  as  it  went.  But  I  had  both  timed 
and  placed  its  fall,  and  before  either  one  of  that  startled 
couple  could  make  a  move  I  had  given  a  quick  twist 
and  roll  along  the  dusty  floor  and  caught  up  the  fallen 
weapon  in  my  own  pinioned  right  hand.  Another 
quick  wrench  and  twist  freed  my  bound  wrist,  and 
before  even  a  second  shout  of  warning  could  escape 
from  any  of  them  I  was  on  my  feet  with  the  revolver 
balanced  in  my  right  hand  and  fire  in  my  eye. 

"Back  up,  every  one  o'  you,"  I  commanded.  For  I 
was  hot  now,  hot  as  a  hornet.  And  if  one  of  that 
worthy  trio  had  ventured  a  move  not  in  harmony  with 
my  orders  I  am  morally  certain  that  I  should  have  sent 
a  bullet  through  him.  They  too  must  have  been  equally 
assured  of  my  determination,  for  side  by  side  they 
backed  away,  with  their  hands  slightly  above  their 
heads,  like  praying  Brahmans,  until  the  wall  itself 
stopped  their  retreat. 

"Stand  closer,"  I  told  them.  And  they  shuffled  and 
side-stepped  shoulder  to  shoulder,  ludicrously,  like  the 
rawest  of  rookies  on  their  first  day  of  drill.  As  I 
stood  contemplating  them,  with  disgust  on  my  face,  I 
was  interrupted  by  the  voice  of  Mary. 

"Witter,"  she  demanded  in  a  voice  throaty  with  ex- 
citement yet  not  untouched  with  some  strange  exul- 
tation which  I  couldn't  take  time  to  analyze,  "what 
shall  I  do  this  time?" 

I  couldn't  turn  and  face  her,  for  I  still  had  to  keep 
that  unsavory  trio  under  inspection. 

"I  want  you  to  go  down  to  your  car,"  I  told  her 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         347 

over  my  shoulder,  "and  get  in  it,  and  then  go  straight 
home.     And  then — " 

"That's  absurd,"  she  interrupted. 

"I  want  you  to  do  it." 

"'But  I  don't  intend  to,"  she  said,  ignoring  my  mas- 
terfulness. 

"Why?" 

"I've  been  too  cowardly  about  this  already.  It's 
been  quite  bad  enough,  without  leaving  you  here  like 
that.    So  be  good  enough  to  tell  me  what  I  can  do." 

I  liked  her  for  that,  and  I  was  on  the  point  of  tell- 
ing her  so,  when  down  below  I  heard  the  quick  stamp 
and  clump  of  feet.  And  I  felt  in  my  bones  that  it 
must  be  Belton  and  his  men.  Then  I  remembered 
Mary  and  her  question. 

"I'll  tell  you  what  you  can  do,"  I  said,  pointing  to- 
ward Latreille.  "You  can  ask  this  man  what  it  was 
I  ran  down  in  my  car  last  Hallow-e'en." 

She  was  moving  forward,  with  a  face  quite  without 
fear  by  this  time.  But  her  brow  clouded,  at  that  speech 
of  mine,  and  she  came  to  a  sudden  stop. 

"I  don't  need  to  ask  him,"  she  slowly  acknowledged. 

"Why  not?" 

"Because  I  know  already." 

"He  told  you?"  I  demanded,  with  a  vicious  and 
quite  involuntary  jab  of  my  barrel-end  into  one  of 
Latreille's  intercostal  spaces. 

"Not  directly,"  replied  the  ever-truthful  Mary.  "But 
it  was  through  him  that  I  found  out.  I  know  now  it 
was  through  him." 

"I  thought  so,"  I  snorted.    "And  through  him  you're 


348     THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

now  going  to  find  out  that  he  was  a  liar  and  a  slanderer. 
So  be  good  enough  to  explain  to  her,  Latreille,  that  it 
was  a  straw-stuffed  dummy  we  ran  down,  a  street- 
crowd's  scare-crow,  and  nothing  else!" 

Latreille  didn't  answer  me.  He  merely  stood  there 
with  studious  and  half-closed  eyes,  a  serpent-like  squint 
of  venom  on  his  colorless  face.  It  was,  in  fact,  old 
Crotty  who  broke  the  silence. 

"We'll  do  our  talkin',  young  fellow,  when  the  right 
time  comes.  And  when  we  do,  you're  goin'  to  pay  for 
an  outrage  like  this,  for  an  unprovoked  assault  on  de- 
cent citizens!" 

"Well,  the  time's  come  right  now,"  I  promptly  an- 
nounced, for  I  had  caught  the  sound  of  Belton's  quick 
step  on  the  stairs.  And  the  next  moment  the  door 
swung  open  and  that  stalwart  officer  stood  staring  in- 
tently yet  cautiously  about  the  corner  of  the  jamb.  He 
stood  there  squinting  in,  in  fact,  for  several  seconds, 
calmly  inspecting  each  face  and  factor  of  the  situa- 
tion. It  wasn't  until  he  stepped  in  through  the  open 
door,  however,  that  I  noticed  the  ugly-looking  service- 
revolver  in  his  own  right  hand. 

'That's  the  bunch  we  want,  all  right,"  proclaimed  the 
officer  of  law  and  order  as  he  turned  back  to  the  still 
open  door.  "Come  up,  boys,  and  take  'em  down,"  he 
called  cheerfully  and  companionably  out  through  the 
darkness. 

Mary,  at  the  answering  tumult  of  those  quick-thump- 
ing feet,  crept  a  little  closer  to  my  side.  Alarm,  I  sup- 
pose, had  at  last  seeped  through  and  crumbled  the  last 
of  her  Lockwood  pride.   The  flash  of  waiting  firearms, 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER        349 

the  strange  faces,  the  still  stranger  experiences  of  that 
nieht,  seemed  to  have  brought  about  some  final  and 
unlooked  for  subjugation  of  her  spirit.    At  least,  so  1 

thought. 

"Couldn't  you  take  me  away,  Witter?"  she  asked  a 
little  weakly  and  also  a  little  wistfully.  Yet  there  was 
something  about  the  very  tone  of  her  voice  which 
sent  a  thrill  through  my  tired  body.  And  that  thrill 
gave  me  boldness  enough  to  reach  out  a  proprietory 
arm  and  let  the  weight  of  her  body  rest  against  it. 

"You  won't  want  us,  will  you,  Belton?"  I  demanded, 
and  that  long-legged  young  officer  stared  about  at  us 
abstractedly,  for  a  moment  or  two,  before  replying. 
When  he  turned  away  he  did  so  to  hide  what  seemed 
to  be  a  slowly  widening  smile. 

"These  are  the  folks  I  want,"  he  retorted,  with  a 
hand-wave  toward  his  three  prisoners.  And  without 
wasting  further  breath  or  time  on  them  I  helped  Mary 
out  and  down  to  the  Nile-green  roadster. 

"No;  let  me,"  she  said  as  she  noticed  my  movement 
to  mount  to  the  driver's  seat.  But  she  was  silent  for 
several  minutes  as  we  threaded  our  way  out  through 
the  quiet  and  shadowy  streets. 

"Witter,"  she  said  at  last  and  with  a  gulp,  "you 
must  think  I'm  an — an  awful  coward." 

"/  was  the  coward,"  I  proclaimed  out  of  my  sudden 
misery  of  mind.  For  there  were  certain  things  which 
would  be  terribly  hard  to  forget. 

"You?"  she  cried.  "After  what  I've  just  seen? 
After  what  you've  saved  me  from  ?  Oh,  how  you  must 
despise  me!" 


35o    THE  MAN  WHO  COULDN'T  SLEEP 

"No,"  I  said  with  a  gulp  of  my  own.  "That's  not 
the  word." 

"It's  not,"  she  absently  agreed. 

"It's  not,"  I  repeated,  "for  I  love  you!" 

She  made  no  response  to  that  foolish  and  untimely 
declaration.  All  her  attention,  in  fact,  seemed  directed 
toward  her  driving. 

"But  I  was  so  cowardly  in  that  other  thing,"  she 
persisted,  out  of  this  second  silence.  "Judging  without 
understanding,  condemning  something  I  was  only  too 
ready  to  do  myself !" 

"And  it  made  you  hate  me  ?" 

"No — no.  I  hate  myself!"  And  her  gesture  was 
one  of  protest,  passionate  protest. 

"'But  you  must  have  hated  me." 

"Witter,"  she  said,  speaking  quite  low  and  leaning 
a  little  closer  to  the  wheel  as  she  spoke,  as  though  all 
her  thoughts  were  on  the  shadowy  road  ahead  of  her, 
"I  never  hated  you — never!  I  couldn't  even  make 
myself." 

"Why?"  I  asked,  scarcely  knowing  I  had  spoken. 

"Because  I've  always  loved  you"  she  said  in  a  whis- 
per, big  with  bravery.  And  I  heard  a  silvery  little  bell 
begin  to  ring  in  my  heart,  like  a  bird  in  an  orchard, 
heralding  spring. 

"Stop  the  car!"  I  suddenly  commanded,  once  the 
real,  the  glorious  meaning  of  those  six  words  of  Mary's 
had  sunk  through  to  that  strange  core  of  things  we 
call  our  Soul. 

"What  for?"  demanded  Mary,  mechanically  releas- 
ing the  clutch  and  throwing  the  brake-pedal  down. 


THE  NILE-GREEN  ROADSTER         351 

She  sat  staring  startled  into  my  face  as  we  came  to  a 

stop.    "What  for?"  she  repeated. 

"Because  we  must  never  run  anything-  down  again," 

I  solemnly  informed  her. 

"But  I  don't  see,"  she  began,  "why — " 

"It's  because  I'm  going  to  kiss  you,  my  beloved,"  I 

said  as  I  reached  out  for  her.     "And  something  tells 

me,  Mary,  that  it's  going  to  be  a  terribly  long  one!" 


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Four  Million,  The.     By  O.  Henry. 

Four  Pool's  Mystery,  The.     By  Jean  Webster. 

Fruitful  Vine,  The.     By  Robert  Hichens. 

Get-Rich-Quick  Wallingford.     By  George  Randolph  Chester. 

Gilbert  Neal.     By  Will  N.  Harben. 

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Girl  of  the  Blue  Ridge,  A.     By  Payne  Erskine. 

Girl  Who   Lived  in  the  Woods,  The.     By  Marjorie   Benton 

Girl  Who  Won,  The.    By  Beth  Ellis. 

Glory  of  Clementina,  The.     By  Wm.  J.  Locke. 

Glory  of  the  Conquered,  The.    By  Susan  Glaspell. 

God's  Country  and  the  Woman.    By  James  Oliver  Curwood 

God's  Good  Man.     By  Marie  Corelli. 

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Greater  Love  Hath  No  Man.     By  Frank  L.  Packard. 

Greyfriars  Bobby.     By  Eleanor  Atkinson. 

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Halcyone.     By  Elinor  Glyn. 

Happy  Island  (Sequel  to  Uncle  William).  By  Jeannette  Lee, 

Havoc.      By  E.   Phillips   Oppenheim. 

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Heart  of  the  Desert,  The.    By  Honore  Willsie. 

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Law  Breakers,  The.     By  Ridgwell  Cullum. 

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Maid  of  the  Whispering  Hills,  The.     By  Vingie  E.  Roe. 

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Master  Mummer,  The.    By  E.  Phillips  Oppenheim. 

Max.    By  Katherine  Cecil  Thurston. 

Maxwell  Mystery,  The.    By  Caroline  Wells. 

Mediator,  The.    My  Roy  Norton. 

Memoirs  of  Sherlock  Holmes.    By  A.  Conan  Doyle. 

Mischief  Maker,  The.    By  E.  Phillips  Oppenheim. 

Miss  Gibbie  Gault.    By  Kate  Langley  Bosher. 

Miss  Philura's  Wedding  Gown.    By  Florence  Morse  Kin&sl< 

Molly  McDonald.  By  Randall  Parrish. 

Money  Master,  The.     By  Gilbert  Parker. 

Money  Moon.  The.    By  Jeffery  Farnol. 

Motor  Maid,  The.    By  C.  N  and  A.  M.  Williamson. 

Moth,  The.    By  William  Dana  Orcutt. 

Mountain  Girl,  The.     By  Payne  Erskine. 

Mr.  Bingle.     By  George  Barr  McCutcheon. 

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Mr.  Pratt.     By  Joseph  C.  Lincoln. 

Mr.  Pratt's  Patients.     By  Joseph  C.  Lincoln. 

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My  Lady  Caprice.    By  Jeffery  Farnol. 

My  Lady  of  Doubt.    By  Randall  Parrish. 

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My  Lady  of  the  South.    By  Randall  Parrish. 

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